Chai Vibhag: The Tea Department Restaurant located in the Ward number 24 seems to be inspired by all the Government and semi-government departments of Indian rural and urban communities. If you have watched Office-Office even once on TV, you know pretty much what tip of the iceberg is. The front is a scramble reading:
We Love Chai Vibhag in golden.
Golden Groups. The front shines. It’s the scramble which attracted me to sit and move out of my mental groove at first.
other than tea you have coffee, Maggie noodles, sandwich, cold drinks. I was confused by presence of Whiskey, Beer and Rum in this tea shop at first. After an interview with Brejesh Verma; the co-owner of plan which is run by young guys : I realized it’s for coffee/tea flavors. The menu had no such items when bottles which raised my suspicions about it being a place where drunkards joined to drink. Then I realized: they have no liquor license. Similar to people who hit me from behind without license on a HOLIDAY.
I have had Ginger tea, chocolate tea and coffee plenty of times. It beats other tea makers simply because of machinated, quick availability of tea and coffee for many people at once. Usually we used to have those only on occasion of festivals. This is akin to a pantry in an IT firm.
COMPARE IT WITH OTHER TEA DEPARTMENTS IN THE VICINITY:
What’s with Pots created using kiln and earth?
Are they reusable?
How much do they cost?
Is Twitter especially helpful on Holika Festival?
The Zila Panchayat Chaurasiya Tea thela owner says :
“The kulhad is for free because I don’t reuse them.” I merely asked a couple of questions and he begins with a barrage of abuses directed at all and sundry:
“How much is the cost of the tea? The stall owner was surprised and taken aback by this question. It’s ten rupees including for the kulhad.”
I was surprised to find rude reply by a person who is supposed to treat rich and poor alike.
Look at this Novelty Icecream shop owner outside the Excellence School Entrance Today:
The cart has printed prizes for various items: the first item reads: “American Dry Fruit @ 10 rupees.”
I ask the attendant: is American Dry Fruit available?
I break the piggy bank which has ten or fifteen rupees. Then approach this person again.
American Dry Fruit please.
It’s worth twenty rupees.
It’s not available.
It’s out of stock.
Why is it always out of stock?
Altercation. Argument. No solution.
All junk dealers, bankers, insurance frauds along with leaders are gradually showing their true colors. No respite from people who don’t keep ther words spoken or written. No value of Antyodaya, Sarvodaya or Development.
Cleanliness Survey is a JOKE if you walk through bus stand, market or main streets. Jobless people who are merely there to flatter Hanumaan Chaleesaa or certain billboard ducks or cats. Or caps.
Edited on 22.3.22;10:50
The message was loud and clear: don’t mess with police department especially on holidays. Junk shops are closed whereas all other markets are thriving. Especially markets in the police lines area. Friday market.
Someone hits me behind my back (Jawahar Panna Road Triple ride on a bike..most probably sons of traffic police department with a confirmation from Hindutva means everyone can beat anyone who’s an individual on account of a Holy license to every passerby on account of :
“Bura na maano Holi hai…”
provided they are walking alone on a road. Can’t look back and can’t note down the number of the vehicle.
When you CAN note down the numbers of vehicles you start questioning everything that ever happened to you. Like that FAKE traffic accident near SEETA MATA PRIVATE ITI in the year 2013 when it wasn’t even a signboard for an ITI.
A corrupt guardian and another corrupt brother are participants in an insurance fraud with the help of VYAPAM in the name of KARMA and JYOTISHA. The great astrologer had predicted that a chief justice would be made out of a daughter. Strange. The one who suffered most is told things about UDU dasha system. Gang of babas, saints and astrologers. Executed by a bunch of ruffians on a bike. Three of them without any helmets who hit head-on to a bike being driven by a BSNL employee who’s always in a hurry. The employee gets medical insurance and treatment. The schizophrenic brother who was already ailing : ails even more. The astrologer was also hit by such a triplet of bikers who abide by no rule.
Rings a bell?
LIC. Life Insurance Corporation.
JP Morgan Chase Bank. HDFC Life insurance. Consumer courts. Kings and queens of Kingdom of Bundelkhand, Bhopal and Bangalore. ( Edited on: 20:31 GMT 19.3.2022)
Redited: 22.3.22 10:56
I observed radiation sensitive zone near circuit house square being fully occupied by small businesses. The warning signs are useless. Birds and other animals flock at the place. Doesn’t ring any bells?
While I walk miles for a mere decent meal. Deendayal Upadhyaya Rasoi is a big flop even on a holiday in the Mela Ground. Leave 24*7. Not available even twice everyday for truly poor and homeless people.
Consistency is the name of failure for NGOs. Swacchh Bhaarat Data is so inflated that you might continue to repent ratings you are so proud of: flyovers and TV shows which only show new cities whereas: palaces and areas nearby are kept locked for inflation.
It continues: today I find out how valuable assets are rated by Junk dealers. They hardly do justice when it comes to weighing machines. Their standards and rates aren’t printed on a menu like restaurant owners.
No written record for junk?
I spend a considerable amount of time to decipher recycling business with little gains. Edited: 20:35 19.3.2022 redited: 22.3.22
How many trials for communities which claim to be for common people?
Available at all hours?
I was surprised to find Chai Vibhaag restaurant open today at about 08:20 PM IST. I quickly ordered a tea to find it ready before I even said “Coffee.” No tea, simply because this facade was open for some special people. The Chaurasiya thela was gone. The Chai Vibhaag machinist tells me they have been open since twelve thirty this noon IST.
Was he telling a lie through his teeth? I can’t say. I was sitting nearby at about the same time with none of the shops open. There seemed no possibility of the shop opening as Brejesh Verma had told about it being closed only for a day. Maybe it opened in evening and they were enjoying like they’re enjoying now.
Maybe Chai Vibhaag is only a front for alcoholic beverages. Maybe.
All places are holy…and some places are holier than MOST.
Twitter and other services and networks fail to deliver when it comes to true North.
Editing pending. All opinions expressed are my personal opinions. I take full responsibility for each and every word spoken and for further edits, whenever they happen. Edit one: 20:43 19.3.2022
Edit two: 11:02 22.3.2022
Deendayal Rasoi and other such NGOs are a sham.