1. Lest I forget: this completes: 9 year anniversary of my article “How to hoodwink.” Article is extinct. Memories are not.

2. It ousted me from heaven made by Saurabh Vyas. He thought he made my career. Hamare saath rahoge to aise hi aish karoge. He and his good looking mom. Genteel lady. Upper middle class. Have right to hoodwink. Not keeping words. Not planning well.

3. Satya Prakash Shukla and company: kept pestering me until I wrote that article. Akhand Jyoti Shukla. Prabhat Chacha. Veerendra Yadav. Neeraj who watched porn in class. Poor communication skills. Hindi medium. Lower middle class.

4. And: Saurabh’s friend Siddharth Khare. Code Frux.

5. Anu Garg’s annagram server.

6. Rameshlal Bhatija’s house in Pie Layout. Bangalore. Karnataka. Om Shanti Shanti Shantih.