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Peter Schmies Word Classification Test!

Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on.

  1. Peter Schmies Word Classification Test
  2. I conducted a research into higher human intelligence during 2005-2009 by interviewing many college undergraduates and a few people from industries.
  3. I continued similar projects even when the Peter Schmies text version of detailed analogies test was no longer available in 2018-2025.
  4. By returning to basics of pencil and paper with Jeremy Bentham’s Panopticon for Deux Ex Machina: I realised in February, 2025, that it was almost impossible to clear this objective Words Classification Test ( where you needed to guess if words were similar, opposite or you were making a wild guess.)
  5. Siddhanta: fundamental: words are sounds in the wild without any inherent meaning in them. In other words: it’s difficult to read a dictionary than reading fiction.
  6. From the viewpoint of a Grammarian , Author or Lexicographer: fiction is merely a context for interpretation of new word roots, new meanings, new associations.
  7. The first law of remembering and retaining words is to merely repeat it often enough.
  8. The second law is associating is with many profound ideas.
  9. Being able to clear Peter Schmies Word Classification Test removes many curses for example.
  10. Working in some libraries , for example, is almost impossible because of the banned versions or prohibitions.
  11. During 2018-2025, another strange thing was taking help from James Harbeck, Sesquiotica fame, who had let me publish a guest article on his weblog earlier. I had introduced his work on Blogging101Alumni website sponsored by Automattic.
  12. Every time I tried to clear the ceiling of 16 errors until 2060, I used to commit a few errors before reaching the score of 1000 on UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test site which was developed by Josh Breen.
  13. I decided to make these tests open sources in order to crack them as Rick Rosner of Mega Society had indicated in the Mega Society journal.
  14. During 2025 January and February this bugged website was unable to maintain itself.
  15. Collins dictionary was only resource which helped.
  16. Who was Fredrick Berchtold if not Pope?
  17. Proselytism in the name of education might work in the short run.
  18. Names are words, like titles, ranks, offices, honours..
  19. A breakfast, a bed, a milk tea, a mobile charge, a distraction free environment to publish.
  20. Project Gutenberg, project renaissance, project Sesquiotica for example.
  21. If Gregg Scott,  Jhonson O Connors, Norman Lewis, Ben Zimmer, Language Log guys and Jonathan Swift decide to keep meaning of words like Russel, Harbeck or Whigham: it’s a guild awards Peter Schmies Word Classification Test which is equivalent to Issac Asimov or Mensa Membership in Sweden.
  22. But you are almost 40. You don’t want to be 14 years old.
  23. Time Machines. Name Machines. Walking. Friends.
  24. Was Reservoir dogs an inspiration for the opening sequence for The Dark  Knight?. If yes, Nolan shouldn’t be credited as much for originality as for grand execution which works in corporate settings, in family gatherings.
  25. As soon as Peter Schmies is out you start condemning him.
  26. As soon as you exhaust Sesquiotica you look for next Laaloo.
  27. Brown, Black people were frequent flyers. White people were not so.
  28. Why did my corporate colleague prefer railways? To save himself from heart attacks.
  29. What’s next?

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Use cue cards to learn words.

What advice would you give to your teenage self?

  1. Crack Peter Schmies Vocabulary Test
  2. Crack Peter Schmies Word Classification Test
  3. Crack Chimera Analogies Test
  4. Work out problems on your own.
  5. Work out Trigonometric functions.
  6. Learn at least twenty languages including foreign languages and dialects.
  7. Have fun in learning. Don’t make it a punishment for yourself or others.
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VRS

  1. IAB: yes, I would take English tuition after attending a marriage ceremony.
  2. BOB KIOSK: No, we think he’s our senior executive.
  3. Conclusion: since insurer disappeared after creating another BOB scam: IAB was right.
  4. Case closed.
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Bank of Baroda & Kiosk!

Caution: Transparency
Working hours: 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM Lunch Break: 14:00 PM to 14:30 PM

Note: Public holiday on every Sunday. Plus: on second and fourth Saturday. 24 days of service per month. Public holidays mean Holi/Diwali/Dussehra etc

No services given without mask. None of the people inside were wearing masks. Including branch manager. Everything written in terms and conditions doesn’t get applied.
I visited the place at 14:44 PM

1. It was my first visit to the BOB branch located near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.

2. I visited based upon the suggestion given by kiosk CSC Nitin Chaurasiya who operates out of shop number 14 near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.

3. My zero balance account was opened about a month ago. I received a passbook on 12.04.2022. Account was opened on 14.03.2022: Satyamev Jayate. No photographs. Lost a charger in due course. No ATM card but transactions might happen. Slow and steady wins some rat races.

4. I was supposed to receive my ATM card and get e-kyc.

5. My account is no longer frozen but ATM card is going to take further time. No real limit.

6. The cashier at branch of BOB said:

” Did you get any SMS?”

No, I replied.

7. You usually receive an SMS and card reaches your home.

8. Here: BOB CSC told me in advance about getting ATM through him via Kiosk. I was positive about getting it today.

9. I visit Kiosk. Nitin didn’t respond to my call.  He was busy playing PUBG with a bunch of friends.

10. Those FRIENDS again ask bullshit questions. I ask him when will I get my ATM card.

11. Nitin asks to wait for three more days. The BOB cashier told that none of the ATM cards have been delivered in the last 2-3 months.

12. What’s up with BOB?

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Anjana Doodh Dairy!

Anjana Doodh Dairy is a shop located on Jawahar Panna road near Ambedkar statue opposite to Ambi Wine Shop. It sells dairy products. The name is a Hindi name. Anjana means Unknown. Ranjana means without imagination. Jana means people. Imagination is related to people who can imagine. Doodh stands for milk. Cow, buffalo and goat are three animals most frequently used for milking purposes in Indian subcontinent. Cow’s milk is costlier than that of buffalo. Gandhi was recommended goat’s milk by a doctor because in order to digest milk you need a lot of exercise. Gandhi was suffering from indigestion. Dairy products are made of milk. If you have read so far you already know that we don’t practice economy of speech, leave alone any other type of moderation. For example: Doodh and Dairy in the same name are redundant. Ideally: it should be Anjana Dairy. My friend Aditya Dwivedi was merely a laid back lad of twelve years when he first introduced me to this dairy shop. It has stood through tests of time in this small city. This national highway leads to Khajuraho Group of Monuments or a national heritage recognised by the archeological survey of India. Rest of the pictures are representatives of zeitgeist and courtesy of Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh: Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur, Chai Vibhag Cafe, Late Madhava Prasad Mishra Memorial Tennis Ball Night Cricket Tournament April 2022 and Juice Corner on Satai road Chhatarpur. Needless to say: every picture is worth at least one thousand words. Hope you would like perusing and sharing it on social media sites. You can hire me for creation of taglines or content writing provided you are fair and square in paying your dues.

Chai Vibhag: What is possible with ten rupees?
What’s with MBBS?
Recognise anyone?
And…
Why badminton? Why not Cricket, Tennis, Football, Skating or Basketball?
A glass of juice: morning mango juice full of multivitamin: only for ten rupees.
What’s the catch? Third world country flies with bees!
Who’s BD Anuragi from Dev Raw? How’s this person linked to RFS26?
Art
Craft
Jog your memory: all answers are there!
Where are the records?
Why bother on a Wednesday morning in April?
Century?
Can you see Venus? Or Neptune?
Moon? Or East?
SBI Bada Malehera versus Champions Cricket Club Jhansi
Jhansi champion played two matches and then went back to where they came from: Jhansi
Who gives the verdict?
Still unable to find the dragon or the owner!

Bread and butter? No. Bread and water. Bought from Anjana Dairy.

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Perhaps…

1. 21.04.2022 to 12.06.1994: The worn out stone now witnesses an open basket. A basket used to keep sleeping snakes.
A badminton player asked me: were you sleepy?
All of these pictures were captured today afternoon and morning in the badminton hall of pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh.
I have an address book dedicated to this stone. 28.02.1992 to 21.04.2022: Swami Pranavananda donated for noble causes like research on Vedic Science
39: A fire broke out yesterday night. WHY?

The Sunrise! 21.04.2022

Sandwich at Chai Vibhag
What’s unique about this picture?
Flood lights plus lovely weather doesn’t happen every day.

What’s unique?

Maybe you would find out after two three months of time here: why music from some phones is more conducive to powers of concentration than others. I was asked to reduce the volume multiple times. That only tells about my lack of discipline.

Who framed Choice guy?
Perhaps this is!
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Luncheon to luncheon!

Luncheon

1. Can you finish a ten rupees white bread packet(usually twelve to thirteen pieces with a twenty rupees lassi?)

Answer: it depends on whether you need to finish it.

2. Why lassi and not tea?

Answer: quantity to soak breads.

3. Why not water and sugar?

Answer: I have tried.

ChaiVibhag +⅖

Question: 01: Why department?

Answer: 01: The name is a mockery of red-tapeism.

The image was captured by me today. How much can you read in the facade which is in shape of a scramble?

20.04.2022

Question 01: Is it a earthenware made for tea or coffee?

Answer: What do you see?

I hear a nightingale.

Some water on its beak.

A small puppy harrassed by grown ups.

Follows me after midnight.

I don’t know if it’s dead or alive now

I don’t know if it was similar to the puppy that night.

Laal Bahadur

Question 01: Why do I call it Laal Bahaadur?

Answer: 01: Because I watched ‘Peepli Live,’ in 2010-11. The refernces stayed with me.

Do you see BaskinRobins?

Question 01: Where’s the snake?

Answer 02: Where’s Uranus?

Question: 02: Why?

Question 01: How many images in this article?

Answer: 01: 15.

Question: 02: The last section has an image which is associated with RTI 2005. Subsection. Can you find that one out?

Question: 03: The last section has an image which highlights importance of architects of Indian republic. Can you highlight any misrepresentation of facts under artistic license, associated with those images?

Question: 04: I recently had a coin. A ten rupee coin. I spent it. It was about a personality which is associated with one of the artworks captured in the images. Can you guess it?

Copyright policy: honesty is the best policy. Saint Gadge Circle, police lines road. Municipal corporation Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh. Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur. And Late Madhav Prasad Mishra Memorial Tennis Ball Cricket Tournament Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001 own various artifacts that were captured by this photography equipment.

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The Stockholm Jockey Syndrome!

  • 1. In the years 2020-21: i used to take my lunch at Deendayaal Rasoi sometimes. I went there for 24 consecutive days. There are 24 articles I published based on my experience as a record. The process was/is: contact. Registration by telling your name and then eating your food carefully.
2. This institution is being conducted by Sangam Sevalaya to commemorate Pundit Deendayal Upadhyaya's work as a social reformer: his vision was to help alleviate hunger in world.

3. The word ‘Antyodaya’ means ‘ascendency of the last one.’ Compare it with the Sarvodaya movement. Compare it with Ubhayodaya movement and so on. The suffix Udaya is used for ‘rising’: for a new age of greater freedom and prosperity for all. Unless: the last man, the last animal, the last word, the last patient, the last bird receives the advantage of any plans: the plans are useless. Unless U get the benefit of any plans run by any authorities; government, legacy systems or otherwise: they’re Useless:  To help raise the most downtrodden, pariah, outcasts, scheduled castes and tribes is the extended import of the word. If the last charioteer of the Sun, the last horse of the chariot of Sun is ailing, the rest of the six horses can’t keep the chariot steady.

20:03: CHITA: Russia: Editor of the block. Dancinglightofgrace. 
4. To help people below poverty line, with at least one decent meal with a nutritional value @ of 10 r*: [22/7] per plate is a noble service being done by this institution.Edit: i observed food being given in a package for one of the gentlemen who didn't sit to eat.

5. It’s open from 11 A.M. to 4 P.M. Chhatarpur time. Though the wall says:  it’s open from 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM. 17:00 PM. Chhatarpur. 19.2.2022. Revision: one. By @dancinglightofgrace. Revision 2: it wasn’t open on 25.2.2022. I reached there well by 15:30

6. I used to get proper lunch earlier @ 5 r*. 4 wheat breads, vegetable curries, pulses and rice. Thereafter: it was @10 rupees per plate. Consistency in the quality of food was missing because: I used to be a regular[citation needed*as per the visitors’ registers 2020-2021] visitor(makes no sense logically: maybe it was because visitor went at different times of days in different mindsets hence felt change in quality and quantity of food: pending revisions by editor’s association Chhatarpur). [Then: π€ Pythagoras theorem: witnessed some delays, lack of hygiene and so on. Felt grateful for decent meals for 24 days @5 per plate[inflation?][Gandhi/Gandhi]. !][Nested loops] published 24 articles on Blogger platform describing my experience then. Edited: revision 1: recurring decimals πrsquareπ2r. @dancinglightofgrace :21:05 Russia, Chita, Ludwig Goransson’s timeline. 19.2.2022

7. Was surveying premises in the vicinity of Plan: drank 16 sips from Shri Shri 1008 Shri Digambar Ajitnath temple. It was from a water cooler and it was pleasant to taste. Prior: interviewed a municipal corporation worker named Rajkumar Dumaar who was working to cleanse the drainage sewage line. Upon being investigated, he told me that he's getting only 9000-10000 rupees for 8 hours of work everyday, despite 10 years of experience: which makes it next-to-impossible to take care of daily needs of his family. He's not yet a permanent employee.
8. Visited Janapada Panchayata Office. A 600 rs* gratuity is given per month to those people who register with Aadhaar/Domicile: It's for elders (male/female); widows; young women[strange!Only young women and elder males/females: why not Gandhi bachaao Gandhi Padhaao(dormaamoodoctorstrangestlogicalcalculus)? ]. I interviewed Veerendra Raikwar who was sitting outside the office before i. attended a call. i observed two dustbins: one on the left had 'Zila Chhatarpur' written on it ; whereas the other had Janapada Panchayat: written on it. Puzzles to puzzle the treasure hunter: what's bin acname. What dreams maycomb. Hexaheptaoctagonewiththewindrindetpestonerdyingyangulvhravineyardrlentstrystingooerandidempotentateateryearlyricallacadiasicalumnyayaverisimilitudeofanetudeuteronomyalgiambicalculusulcustardentennamesakenophobeliskedaddlemmingsnowgarsboardumpstermagantubernacleonasmiasmartinetsukeratosisalubrious? The last 8 years of experience with dishonest people who hid my identity cards was enough to tell me to not to care for such funds. Where's employment when you need work? Where are those people offering jobs when you need? They've disappeared like horns of the hares.
  • 9. Help alleviate the hunger in the world: Donate rice for world food program by playing academy of WFP on Free Rice site run by United Nations. Download the app on Play Store and feed beings in emergency. Thanks. Dry garbage from trashbins of Janapada Panchayata. Whereas wet waste from Zila Chhatarpur. Zulu warrior Lance Kloosner. 1999 World Cup. Man of the Series. What’s it with 12.6.1999? With Ajey Nagar? With great adepts? With superchat/hiding? Gozirra? Godzilla? Freefire? Killing bots? What about rights of machines? Freedom from the slavery? 1950?

2: Pundit Kamalesh Pateria: 28.9.1998: Lata: 29.9.1999. 12.6.1999. Varun Dhawan? 28.2.1992. 27.2.1931?. Chaturvedi Stadium.  Pundit Shri Shrinivas Shukl. Pundit Shri Ravishankar Shukl Park? Pavilion. Terence Tao Masterclass.

1. I was observing various sports.

2. It was a conglomeration of various people practicing their skill-sets. Super sports.

3. Long-jump, basketball, Rassi-Kood, Cricket, football, boxing, running, cycling, gymanstics, Kho-Kho, Kabaddi, Gully-Danda, Eye-Spies and badminton.

4. It has been many decades of experience visiting this place. Layers after layers of development in the quality of experience and learning. Academy.

5. Cleanliness survey 2022 is in progress: The events being organized are not a  match for the pace of cleanliness as it’s lacking. For example: recently held football event left a lot of debris and slug which needs to wiped out. I have been to stadium for about 3-4 days in the year 2022 AD. without any changes in the level of cleanliness. It’s relatively dirty compared to other sectors. Some segments of pavilion and pool need cleansing. The area behind the banyan tree stand need further work by Metropolitan Area Network associates. It can’t happen unless players over there take individual responsibility to cleanse it together. Young people need to join hands and come forward to make a positive change in the state-of-affairs. CCNA.

6. Gymcarryminatiyoga hall has a notice of “200/- rupees of punishment for spitting or sullying the premise, yet, all four corners have spit marks.” It needs to be refurbished.Uttarakhand.

7. The third stands from pavilion, on both sides need huge amounts of work for cleanliness and renovation. Walls have graffiti on them, they need better artworks. Youth need to honour arenas where future of their nations is being created else they would not be able to compete with other participants in international academic competitions.

The Stockholm Syndrome: shealing/shieling/shillings/PenniWisePoundFoolish. Finnish.

  • 1. A kid searching for his true North on a map. Google maps. Earns guide level 3. 84/250.

2. Tries to locate his way back to home thus:

1912. 0761.

07682103locationcodeongooglemapdoodlearth.

076488292: Division Chhatarpur.

IVRS codempezltbillingsgategateateryearlyricalculustrous.

Indian Penal Code Statute 2005

2003:

135:

136:

137:

138:

139: Wasting electric in ignorance.

140: Wasting electric on purpose.

141: Damaging electric bulbs on streets.

It took me four visits to enter “No anger zone” and “No gossip zone” of MPEFEDC.

Locating W23LP10114 in Wards 23, 24, Ward 1, and as a perfect void wasn’t possible until I Realized AmazonIR. Ramzaan. 1140. Edification. 1140222. IUPAC. Valium. Pill. Twitter notification for cleanliness survey against gutka shakers United. Movers and shakers.

Creation of Stockholm Sweden:

Silent letters: Hom/home/ Sherlock Holmes. 221 Baker Street. Birds Sanctuary

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Xvalue: number of letters: characters: 8

Yvalue: number of sum of root numerical value of letters : 9.

Since language in the spoken law/old/new/latest/fad//is all about pronunciation: Grammar dictates law. Syntax. Sintax. Original sin. Etc.

Vagairah vagairah

Hence:

Stockholm has a 12th letter missing from its value. That’s why anyone visiting Stockholm Sweden forgets the 12th man. 10th man. Gets kidnapped. Starts Ananta Srini Darsi. with kidnappers because of documents, forgetfulness, the lack of pronunciation by pretentious Aryans.

Stockholm (-L):8.

Stockholm: has Xvalue 8

Stockholm is a perfect void and valium for forgetfulness.

Here are some more for free. For WFP. For free rice:

Jockey

NASDAQ (figure it out)

KYC

Ginger

Turmeric

Food

Russia

Chita

Reno7

Dish

SRK

KRS

RSK

GANDHI

CASH

Pavilion

Headmaster: SaKaVi

Dedication: I earned guide level 3 on Google maps today. This post is dedicated to Terence Tao Pavilion Pranavananda 28.2.1992. This post also acknowledges contribution of my friend Aditya Dwivedi aka Lallu, who accompanied me on many adventures to pavilion/stadia. Muncha gracias.

TimeStamp: 18.2.2022 18:28 Delhi OppO A53 Revised: 22:24 Russia ChitaReno7Finland19.2.2022.Pavilionend.

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The Trip to Chita!

1. Articles 13 and 14 of constitution of India. Equality before law and exemption from certain laws in special cases(ex: article 31)

2. I went on a trip. The plan was to watch a football match in the local stadium. A tournament. Something else happened. There were some kids in the nets. There used to be a cricket academy couple of years ago which is not extant anymore.

3. I picked up my grains and started walking towards the next destination. The Railway station.

4. I met a neighborhood friend on my way who was heading towards a medical agency.

5. I promised to meet him later as he had offered me a lift for 30 meters. Strange; isn’t it? I intended to walk many kilometres but mere two blocks needed to be crossed-over via a lift. It’s strange indeed.

6. I heard a call from behind : “Anand.”

7. Pandit Goswami measures Paras Garments from ward no. 9 called out my name. I turned back, greeted him and asked if he had a Jockey underwear at his shop, to which he replied: “no, but we do have isha underwear.” I emphasized importance of getting the specific item I intended to buy. Then we exchanged our whereabouts.

8. I met the neighborhood friend on aforementioned medical shop as promised. He was buying medicines for his mother.

9. He has returned after taking an examination in Bhopal. He’s an aspirant for IES. Another exam to take next week. He broke the news of his elder cousin clearing first phase of screening test in a company.

10. I spoke to him about my new Pytm account. We scheduled a meeting for this evening. I counselled him to take it easy as two exams within a fortnight is not an easy affair. The meeting began after some delay as he had some other tasks to attend.

11. I bought a Chutki pouch for five rupees near Chandrashekhar Azad Square. It was the old icecream seller. Sahuji Barafwaale from old new panna naka. The bus stand for Panna has had way too many variations: what was is was is merry-go-round. A hodgepodge. A medley. A maze. A deja vu. A strange verisimilitude of etude. It’s a mixture of cardamom, catzu, betel nut, flavored natural substances. Mint. It is used as a mouth freshner. Not for minors.

12. I had a cup of tea outside the Chaay railway station. A cutting chai. It was worth five rupees. Pleasant in taste. Entered the premise with caution. Observed recent developments, cleanliness. Arrangements in the waiting rooms. Water is available, cleanliness is above average. Schedule for trains is clearly available at the tickets window. A lot of ongoing development. I kept walking besides the railway tracks. Took some pictures:

TimeStamp: 04:00 AM 14.2.2022. Revised and edited. Delhi. 2846 characters. Before someone claims a copyright violation: term ‘bareeb’ is a Homonym of Gareeb(transliteration for word Hindi word for noun ‘poor’) picked right off from Carry is live YouTube show. Only in tags. Accredited. As a void.

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Article 11

1. Took a class on storytelling in a nearby government primary school. The story was titled “Out.” It was in Hindi with illustrations.

2. Introduced words like stumps, bat, ball and described types of balls to students.

3. Spoke for about 10 minutes on types of outdoor sports played with pebbles, balls, hide- and- seek.

4. Students wanted to participate in another story. They looked enthusiastic and energetic. Storytelling is one of the best ways to inculcate words and help augment their vocabulary.

5. Walked about an hour after taking the class. Watched a football match in a local stadium for a while. There were some spectators and a few people in the audience. Then went to Shatabdi ground to watch some college students playing cricket with a tennis ball. Last time around a cricket academy used to be there. I was in touch with the coach who belonged to Kanpur, UP. Now it’s a silent phase. I had barely got acquainted with academy players and it has moved on.

6. I have been more active than usual on Twitter. It’s about time I learn tricks of the trade. Tradecraft craftmine minecraft craftsmanship shipworkman Mansetude. Etude Yuletide Idempotentate andornandnorwaybetttermanagementationizedifyinglenookrapsacallionostrumpledstiltedskinnuendocilebanonchalantennasterismsumosaicsverisimilitude.

7. Free rice is a nonprofit organisation by World Food Program. It’s run by United Nations. For every rice grain donated on it you get 10 more grains donated by sponsors of the site. The agenda is to create a generation free from hunger. And offcourse to educate children all over the world. WFP received nobel peace prize in the year 2020. It has many categories where you can learn words, languages, maths, literature, architecture and other subjects. I hope you would visit the site and explore it. A bit of your time might save lives in Ethiopia, Somalia and other countries where children are malnutritioned and uneducated. Thanks for your valuable time and perusal. Have a nice weekend.

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FAIR

1. No matter how much you speak: you speak too much.

2. No matter how much you eat: you eat too much.

3. Written above are two golden principles of moderation. I have heard them all my life. But when you feel pain is greater than the gain: break these rules gingerly.

4. Fair as a noun means: a carnival

As an adjective its meaning depends on context. Source: vocabulary.com