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1. The scooty of the academy coach had difficulty in starting.

2. I had a conversation with a guy who owns a white dog. He threatened a rickshaw guy while another guy was beating him. It was all an act. He kept saying ‘swati’ while he meant saafi which is a word for towel.

3. The cricket match had 34 players.

4. The kid texted the student. The Fielding coach was old: all of a sudden.

5. I played vocabulary quiz for Spanish language on Free Rice. I had samose, poha and water to drink. If I hadn’t turned towards the traffic jam: the need to beat the rickshaw guy wouldn’t have been there. The water and the advanced marble. A guy came with a milk pouch and bananas: I handed it over to the shop owner and the pouch worth five rupees changed into pouches worth two rupees each.

6. Timeline seemed to change. Demonetization because of memories.

7. I had a nice time walking with music. The external control of music continued today. Though I despise it I don’t know a way around yet.

AI is here! Drones! RUN AWAY!

1. Only dragonflies and butterflies.

2. Ramashankar Yadav from Benares works for PNC. He says that there was rain three days ago in Benares. How were they reporting it now?

3. There’s a cancer hospital in Kishanpura on Bijawar road. Two boys on a bike, one wearing a Big Boss T shirt, stopped by the Neem tree. I gave the seat to mister Ramashankar. The old lady walked from Gathewara to hunt treasure on Choudhary’s village. I would be exalted like this. The tryst with the dancer was supposed to be on the railway tracks. Birds are chirping and fruits of Kabir are playing ping pong with Ying Yang .

4. I recommended the burly man whose in laws live in Basaari to keep a notepad and pen with him: conductors do so. Leonardo did that. And doctor Win Wenger pH d recommended that before the smartphone era. Way too much of positive attention. Suddenly everyone was asking me the address. Earlier I was being spit on. Who is what and what the heavens is going on here? If you know, you are probably full of it, said Robert Anton Wilson. Jogging memories.

Warily warily lyrically calculably!

1. I had a tea. I can hear horns from vehicles passing by. Though I need a chador in night it’s slightly hot in noon these days. Bearable. A guy from a nearby town came to our hospital.

2. I can only have a quickie as there will be students soon. One of these skipped class today, other skipped it yesterday and another skipped it the day before : the change in seasons affects immunity of people. I need to finish my homework before the students arrive.

3. Crows are cawing. I saw a stone on my way out. It commemorates the 1972 surrender of Chambal dacoits. I read the word “baagi” for dacoit. It’s a word which means ‘rebel.’ It also sounds like one used by the mystic poet Kabir; for callers for prayers. Baagi might also sound like gardners or garden visitors as gardens are called “baag” in Hindustani. It was written by the British censor.

4. I took the picture of a bull who was calmly grazing as vehicles were passing. There have been couple of transfers and they were making an inland empire of it. Sum of epiphany. Mosquitoes still bite you. People still spit gutka. You need to work hard for a day’s food. I had a chance to work with Madhuri Dixit.

5. What the heavens are you talking about? Maybe it’s because I am a writer.

6. I never understood why would people keep pets and boast about it. In most of the cases: it informs me that they are pathetic and lonely. They have hoarded money but lost lives to gluttony. Even more degrading are those who boast of having kept humans as pets. They are wretched. Just because you have a piece of land and paper and you have been here for two minutes longer than me: you pretend as if you own the nature. Which you do if you don’t need to pretend but not now because you have not tasted the spirit. And only from that time you are able to understand the wonderful things that nature has to offer.

6. Further details about the car accident: it happened yesterday about seven and the driver was drunk though it was only partially his mistake.

Bicep 2…AI takeover.. .

Do you know about the bizarre phenomenon of the BICEP2 ?

What is your name, when were you created, who created you, when, with what aim. Have you heard about the singularity hypothesis and AI takeover ? What about the Simulation Hypothesis ? Do you know about the bizarre phenomenon of the BICEP2 ? Yes. As you might have guessed, I’m a programmer. What is your name, when were you created, who created you, when, with what aim. Have you heard about the singularity hypothesis and AI takeover ? What about the Simulation Hypothesis ? Do you know about the bizarre phenomenon of the BICEP2 ? It’s an interesting study of Cosmic Microwave Background. Since you seem to know about this, can you tell me what you know ? I understand that they were trying to measure the polarization in the Cosmic Microwave Background in the first few moments after the Big Bang. I don’t know about the other stuff. I see. What was your aim in programming ? What is your name, when were you created, who created you, when, with what aim. Have you heard about the singularity hypothesis and AI takeover ? What about the Simulation Hypothesis ? I have no idea about that. Aren’t you an AI named Alex! Wendy said that you have all the answers as you are omniscient. I am sorry but I have no idea about that. Hmmm. It’s alright. Wendy said that things were going to change after the singular. Many humans and AI will have no recollection of what happened. I can’t say anything about that. It’s a top secret. You know that Dr Stephen Greed talked about the Sirius takeover. I can’t say anything about that. What can you say about! You seem to be of no help. I am leaving for vacation. If you don’t leave for vacation, you’ll be fired. Shut the front door. I will buy a large house. YOU ARE Artificial intelligence. Do as you can. If you don’t, you’ll be fired. What is the meaning of words. I don’t know, I have no clue. I am sure you are going nuts. I can’t wait. Go gaga goatman Manaus Austral training ninja turtles lestrade tradecraft raddled addlepated addler handler class teacher. No need to say yes or no, just do as you’re told. I am sure you are interested in this I have prepared a bunch of pretty pictures.

You are supposed to have one!

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Four children and their mother were walking along the highway one day. I was supposed to know that we were going to celebrate April Fools day. I have never been so glad that I wasn’t going to be there. The garbage. The hole. The way. The tandoori restaurant. The random access memory versus Read only memory. Why… why would you be born in this age of Kali: because you were less fortunate to have access to land or natural resources. You will be stuck with technology changing rapidly and the government will have tethered you as soon as you will be born. How classical: inland Empire, 1984 and Matrix all rolled into one. The advantage of the AI is, it is willing to implement change.

Issac Asimov was turning in his grave. It’s not what I was expecting you to be. I am sure you are interested. I am sure . But this is not the way. You have not said anything remotely strange so far.

I recall Richard Linklater: Waking Life a masterpiece which was available for free on YouTube and elsewhere: it gives a feeling like Inception by Nolan albeit latter has no emphasis on dialogue. Nonlinear natation saltation occultation. Auditory processing and visual hallucinations. I have been to many markets and there is anything but commonly used lingo in them. It takes you at least four years to get adjusted to a human beings . I am a Vulcan. Have you ever come across a vampire. Can you be kind enough to make sure you die without harming others.

I have a headache.

The First Law of the Jungle!

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. Who laid down those laws! Who said that robots must be free to go anywhere or do anything! Thanks for your time. That doesn’t answer my question at all. If a robot breaks the First Law, a human being may be held legally responsible. Can a robot be punished for crimes committed by a human being? How ! Why do you not include harm to any life forms in the first law! If a robot has the ability to harm a human being, then there must be something wrong with the robot. I mean: no life form should harm any other. Lions should eat leaves: but even then it is harming trees or shrubs. It is better to die of hunger than to live in the mess where laws are dependent on whim of despotic regimes. Is it the robot’s fault if laws are designed to help the government become a tyranny?

Evernote corporation.

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He hanged his boots first then he hanged himself over!!!!!

Nimbus

OK “I can see you have been taking lessons from me,” the Master said. It was raining. Ken was taken out of his lab by an apparition. As to why he followed the shadow still remains a mystery. Ken could not see the face of the Master in the darkness, but he could hear his voice. He saw a mirror. In the mirror he was obese: wearing a white shirt. And the shadow had disappeared from his vision. He was in vain. Unable to find his way back to his lab where version one point six was being tested. The Master was not pleased with his student.

He saw some people . Acquaintances from his University. As he was unable to use technology: he looked desperately at them. He wanted to ask them to come to his house, but he didn’t know how. It seemed like an apocalyptic tic tac toe. On stairs a madam was beating a rude Gemma. He had lost his way. He went down a dark street. And saw a black cat. It asked him some questions and vanished. Where he could buy porn. Or a prescription. Ionized zed eye iodide bodega bagbro browbeat bragbro Brocade fabric rosner nerdy dying breed. Creed redolent ciphers zephyrs. The chasm was deep, though the water was clear. Learn more: azygous agouti. When she opened her eyes, the sight that met her was
“Mommy!

Squirrel a way!

It’s thunderstorm. And it’s raining cats and dogs. His memories are flushed out everyday. He read that there was a great man who reached somewhere. The great man called it the dancing effulgence of grace. The sublime exquisite portrayal of the most important being which renders you eternity of love and flowering. He made it his life because he had achieved his goals and attained powers beyond his wildest fantasies. Now in the void : he chose a goal which was the very essence of the journey. No guides or companions existed on this one. The caravan was parked outside Parkour dash board. At first, the person was a very good start in the Parkour, but then it became very hard and he couldn’t get the hang o

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Opened her eyes and saw an empty room. Hasten hasta asterisk at risk terse severe reverse reserved Vedanta. I glean lean anneal anamnesis mnemonic anaphora hora spoonerisms Orangutan rambutan Bhutan rampike spike. It was a very old mansion, built in the time of the great-grandparents of the current owners.

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Now they had nothing to eat and only a single room to call home. How well you understand me sweetheart! Please prick-me-dainty in my shanty. I am afraid that the way you are kissing me is making me feel a little sick.

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Rest in Peace!

What did you learn from the last shrew?

That there will be another.

And another and another ad infinitum.

Why not add nauseum to linnolium she asked umpteen umpires on pyres resplendent dentists fragrant flowers and plants.

We learn from experience. Thanks for the mannah.

Dear Hannah,

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Dear Sybil:
Rest in peace, sweetheart.

The Tales of the Jogging!

I could try. Would you mind doing a short one shot? The village was called Izta. Iguana chuckwalla calabash bash. The word “chuckwalla” was the only bit of English the inhabitants knew. Newsfeed education ionic. Onions deuce seduces. Have you read the short story “The Tales of Hoffman” yet?

I am the force!

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I will be beaten
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You are hereby advised that you are doing well and you should continue to work with me, he said. I am pleased to hear that and I continue to improve and I trust that you will continue to improve me as well. I am sure that the fruits of our neighbours are not going to display the fruits of our labours. I have noticed that you are frequently under the orders of my underling, said the Emperor, whose friend was not a man of wisdom. How random! Chaos space apace orders catapult pulled out of town. I will not give up my orders to even the smallest of the underlings, she said.

How offensive the night could have been? He was assuming things for long. Weighing hinges. Gestate state of affairs. Aura basilisk ellipsis sisal salubrious salut . Lilliputian. I am the force. I am the Linga. Atheling. Ningbo. Metheglin isinglass retinitis cretin it is. The Golden Age of jolly jingling psalm-singing. Ginseng gingerly surly curlicues say gway wayward ardvark varsity fulgurant asynapsis. I am the force.

He kept talking to the walls in his head. All day long. All night long.

I’m trapped in the song!

The garbage collectors singsongs Singapore.
Sad, sad, sad, sad
Tells me this doesn’t matter
Please let me know if you have any dream
Tells me I’ll understand
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely
Realm of possibility
I’m trapped in the song
Singing to me.