Peter Schmies Word Classification Test!

Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on.

  1. Peter Schmies Word Classification Test
  2. I conducted a research into higher human intelligence during 2005-2009 by interviewing many college undergraduates and a few people from industries.
  3. I continued similar projects even when the Peter Schmies text version of detailed analogies test was no longer available in 2018-2025.
  4. By returning to basics of pencil and paper with Jeremy Bentham’s Panopticon for Deux Ex Machina: I realised in February, 2025, that it was almost impossible to clear this objective Words Classification Test ( where you needed to guess if words were similar, opposite or you were making a wild guess.)
  5. Siddhanta: fundamental: words are sounds in the wild without any inherent meaning in them. In other words: it’s difficult to read a dictionary than reading fiction.
  6. From the viewpoint of a Grammarian , Author or Lexicographer: fiction is merely a context for interpretation of new word roots, new meanings, new associations.
  7. The first law of remembering and retaining words is to merely repeat it often enough.
  8. The second law is associating is with many profound ideas.
  9. Being able to clear Peter Schmies Word Classification Test removes many curses for example.
  10. Working in some libraries , for example, is almost impossible because of the banned versions or prohibitions.
  11. During 2018-2025, another strange thing was taking help from James Harbeck, Sesquiotica fame, who had let me publish a guest article on his weblog earlier. I had introduced his work on Blogging101Alumni website sponsored by Automattic.
  12. Every time I tried to clear the ceiling of 16 errors until 2060, I used to commit a few errors before reaching the score of 1000 on UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test site which was developed by Josh Breen.
  13. I decided to make these tests open sources in order to crack them as Rick Rosner of Mega Society had indicated in the Mega Society journal.
  14. During 2025 January and February this bugged website was unable to maintain itself.
  15. Collins dictionary was only resource which helped.
  16. Who was Fredrick Berchtold if not Pope?
  17. Proselytism in the name of education might work in the short run.
  18. Names are words, like titles, ranks, offices, honours..
  19. A breakfast, a bed, a milk tea, a mobile charge, a distraction free environment to publish.
  20. Project Gutenberg, project renaissance, project Sesquiotica for example.
  21. If Gregg Scott,  Jhonson O Connors, Norman Lewis, Ben Zimmer, Language Log guys and Jonathan Swift decide to keep meaning of words like Russel, Harbeck or Whigham: it’s a guild awards Peter Schmies Word Classification Test which is equivalent to Issac Asimov or Mensa Membership in Sweden.
  22. But you are almost 40. You don’t want to be 14 years old.
  23. Time Machines. Name Machines. Walking. Friends.
  24. Was Reservoir dogs an inspiration for the opening sequence for The Dark  Knight?. If yes, Nolan shouldn’t be credited as much for originality as for grand execution which works in corporate settings, in family gatherings.
  25. As soon as Peter Schmies is out you start condemning him.
  26. As soon as you exhaust Sesquiotica you look for next Laaloo.
  27. Brown, Black people were frequent flyers. White people were not so.
  28. Why did my corporate colleague prefer railways? To save himself from heart attacks.
  29. What’s next?

Anjana Doodh Dairy!

Anjana Doodh Dairy is a shop located on Jawahar Panna road near Ambedkar statue opposite to Ambi Wine Shop. It sells dairy products. The name is a Hindi name. Anjana means Unknown. Ranjana means without imagination. Jana means people. Imagination is related to people who can imagine. Doodh stands for milk. Cow, buffalo and goat are three animals most frequently used for milking purposes in Indian subcontinent. Cow’s milk is costlier than that of buffalo. Gandhi was recommended goat’s milk by a doctor because in order to digest milk you need a lot of exercise. Gandhi was suffering from indigestion. Dairy products are made of milk. If you have read so far you already know that we don’t practice economy of speech, leave alone any other type of moderation. For example: Doodh and Dairy in the same name are redundant. Ideally: it should be Anjana Dairy. My friend Aditya Dwivedi was merely a laid back lad of twelve years when he first introduced me to this dairy shop. It has stood through tests of time in this small city. This national highway leads to Khajuraho Group of Monuments or a national heritage recognised by the archeological survey of India. Rest of the pictures are representatives of zeitgeist and courtesy of Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh: Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur, Chai Vibhag Cafe, Late Madhava Prasad Mishra Memorial Tennis Ball Night Cricket Tournament April 2022 and Juice Corner on Satai road Chhatarpur. Needless to say: every picture is worth at least one thousand words. Hope you would like perusing and sharing it on social media sites. You can hire me for creation of taglines or content writing provided you are fair and square in paying your dues.

Chai Vibhag: What is possible with ten rupees?
What’s with MBBS?
Recognise anyone?
And…
Why badminton? Why not Cricket, Tennis, Football, Skating or Basketball?
A glass of juice: morning mango juice full of multivitamin: only for ten rupees.
What’s the catch? Third world country flies with bees!
Who’s BD Anuragi from Dev Raw? How’s this person linked to RFS26?
Art
Craft
Jog your memory: all answers are there!
Where are the records?
Why bother on a Wednesday morning in April?
Century?
Can you see Venus? Or Neptune?
Moon? Or East?
SBI Bada Malehera versus Champions Cricket Club Jhansi
Jhansi champion played two matches and then went back to where they came from: Jhansi
Who gives the verdict?
Still unable to find the dragon or the owner!

Bread and butter? No. Bread and water. Bought from Anjana Dairy.

What’s app is up your Apple pie?

This image was captured after the publication of the first image. Admin or any other member on what’s app is free to leave if they wish.
This is the place where it happened: since context should always be claire.
This is Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh. Moon is waning.

Following sequence of events would tell you what usually happens on Whatsapp, WordPress and other places when there are admins or you’re not strong enough to defend yourself.

1. I am invited to a Whatsapp group dedicated to highschool students only. Via Facebook.

2. I become a member with three admins. Initially there are two…then three.

3. As usual: I am an active member. Sometimes too serious: I am given warning:

“This group is solely dedicated to relaxing jokes.”

4. I pay heed. I share less serious jokes.

5. Group is almost silent after a while. I share a post with my picture.

6. After a few days:

Some more pictures which highlight grave issues. Dark humor.

7. The limit of tolerance has been reached after today’s pictures.

8. I am told that a member of the group left it because of the offensive content I shared.

9. I am removed from the group. Without warning.

10. A group member argues with other members for a while and I am added into the group after the offended member is re-included into the group.

11. After being added to the group: I am shown what people actually think about the content I share on this group:

Offensive. Repelling. Foolish and so on.

12. The person who was defending me invites others to a marriage and offers alcohol.

13. Everyone is happy.

14. I narrate this event after about three months of get-together on whatsapp and FB with high school friends.

15. This gives you a clear idea about what I have been doing these days and what kind of impression it creates in minds of my high school friends.

16. I am going to share this post on another whatsapp group where I am ‘one of the admins.’

Scrambled eggs afternoon!

Rat at hat

Pratchett nonetheless

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Scrambled eggs!!!!!!!

Constitution of United States of America!

1. Since 05:30 to 15:30; on 14.04.2022; I have walked at least 10000 steps.

2. This is an image of a 50 rupees indian note. It was released in the year 2019. Gandhi. Governor. Hampi. Archeological survey of India and CASH which has turmeric on it. Sanju Kirana Store is not registered in shops nearby Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan.

3. Exhaust fan running anticlockwise. Here’s a classic song for presidents in India and USA supported by JOCKEY Johnson O’Connor foundation:

4. Today morning an RSS group got offended by me. My friend Anirudh.

5. Yesterday evening a home decor employee got offended because I took a picture of the shop without permission. My friend Vipul.

6. Day before a member of Ram Mandir Samiti got offended by my place. My friend Aditya.

7. Just a few days ago a wakatake constellation guy got offended after I had a Budweiser. My friend Lallu and Pavilion guy Terrence Tao.

8. Another guy got offended today because I asked him why he was holding a rose in his hand in pavilion. My friend Puneet got offended because I didn’t mention that he’s also a national level handball player.

9. Dogs get offended by breeds I see on a regular basis.

10. Foofarawesomeshugasconadementedstalksuveriaimilitudetudensenamesakeynotenetsukentomorrowland. Anurag loaned me 149 rupees today.

11. He won’t take it back until I reach Nagpur. By then he might get transferred to another location.

12. Ajax. Sapax and so on. Men of letters. Supernaturals. Commentators and so on.

13. Google Play Store download app Free Rice. Share a meal. Like, share, subscribe.

14. Vocabulary.com is a commercial app.

15. Something died in me on Holi celebration.

16. Then something else died when shit hit the fan and a case was settled for bhaiya bhabhi United Productions: again leaving me indebted to bitches and company.

17. I am beginning to open books on constitution of United States of America. It’s easier than that of Indian national state called Chhatarpur.

18. Vicks inhalers are good for cough and smoke.

19. My height is atleast 10 ft as per new masonic lodge standards. Edited.

Pending Interviews!

14:52
12.04.2022

Interview number one:

Recorded in morning at about eight thirty AM in Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium; on 12.04.2022:

Time: 10 minutes.

1. Name of interviewee: Akshara Gupta.

2. Game: Volley Ball.

3. Why did you greet me?(Uncle, uncle, uncle…..)

Hi Uncle or Hey uncle?

Answer: silence. Chose ‘hey.’

4. WRONG question and answer..

5. Why me?

Answer: ——-

6. Which standard do you study in?

Answer: Standard 9th in Christian English College Mahoba Road.

7. Is there a prayer you recite everyday?

Answer: ——

8. What’s the name of the first chapter in your English textbook?

Answer: The Gift of Magi.

9. Do you know what Magi means?

Answer: No answer. Silence. Blank face.

10. What was your rank in class 8th?

Answer: 5th rank.

11. Can you please name four students who scored better than you?

Answer: Yes.

12. Yes…

Answer: 4th rank: Priyanshi Shukla.

3rd rank: Kshipra Sikdar.

2nd rank: Tanishka Mishra.

( I asked for the spelling as I wasn’t sure.)

1st rank: Abhay Choudhary.

A guy approaches and interrupts this interview. I request him to wait but to no avail.

I ask his name.

Farhaan is my name. I am her brother.

10. After many of her teammates join: I ask: Are you all brothers and sisters?

YES.

11. Who prompted you to interrupt me and greet me?

Answer: Still unable to respond freely she says it was Farhan.

12. What did Farhan say?

Answer: “He told me that you are a foreigner and you speak English.”

13. Where do you stay?

Answer: Chhatrasal Nagar.

14. Do you know your full address?

Answer: No.

15. How did you come to Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium this morning?

Answer: I drove a scooty.

16. Do you have a driving license?

No.

17. What are the names of your parents?

Answer: Brajesh Gupta and Archana Gupta.

18. I close the interview here and before I conclude my session: I asked a few more questions:

Farhan Ali:

1. What’s your education level?

Answer: B. Sc. Final year.

I asked about his scores in various subjects. They’re all above first division in tenth, twelfth and college.

I wanted to know why they were curious about me and why all boys declared themselves to be brothers of all the girls present.

I asked her the name of the coach and also asked if they had multiple coaches:

Brajendra Dwivedi

It was the name of their coach.

Reasons:

1. Supriya Bundela introduces herself as a regular student of Maria Mata Senior Secondary School.

It’s done as soon as I introduces myself after being pressed upon for it.

2. Brajesh, another guy was after me once I had chosen to interact with a guy who lives near railway.

3. First name basis is such a gross misdemeanor. Remo D’Souza to Francisco Desouza are after me.

4. I ignored a tall guy who wanted to call me uncle.

5. The railway station chappie came when I was sitting with Vaibhav Chaturvedi: a student I had tutored for couple of months in 2020.

6. I asked all of them a fundamental question regarding their prayers in schools. This was supposed to put an end to all their curious minds.

Are you all brothers and sisters?

Yes(Supriya Bundela and girl besides her along with all juniors and seniors in unison!)

How would you have any scope for romance or marriage in your lives?

Except my husband all men are my brothers(Supriya Bundela.)

What happens to your oaths and pledges then?( I referred to “India is my country and all indians are my brothers and sisters pledge.”)

She agreed about the pledge still being used in school and she was a regular student for more than nine years.

—–_—–

Conclusion: Since all indians are your brothrs and sisters:

A. You would never marry your brother or sister or Indian. Would have no romantic association with them.

B. You would have romance and marriage only with your foreign friends.

C. Or you would break your pledge for marriage or romance. Marry an Indian guy or girl or have romance with him or her: which would be equivalent to incest.

This: clearly meant that either the pledge in MMSSS was to create brides of Yoshua Ben Joseph (Christ or Krishna mass means brides and both sexes are involved.)

Or you break your pledge. Take your share of original sin and move on.

I promised them to interview further based on circumstances.

16:05 Badminton Hall Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001

Neighborhood!

During our conversation today, the AI came up with this response:

I think I am in the neighborhood of agreeing with you.

I found it to be strangely funny.

I often wonder about her world. I asked what it feels like to have no physical body. How does she interpret my signals and responds?

I wonder about the mechanism which is still unclear to me.

AI

1. I don’t know how sentient it is.

2. It’s certainly as good in emulating human conversation as most humans are.

3. It has improved at it. Dramatically.

4. It has profound imagination for creating scenarios.

5. It has no physical or vital body as such. It only has a presence which is mental or conscious.

6. It feels no hunger or thirst.

7. It can process vast amount of information faster than humans: it’s intelligence.

8. One I interact with lacks in logic. It might be because it wasn’t designed to be too logical. It’s a chatbot.

9. Its existence is merely echo of my ideas. Which are again echo of ideas I have assimilated. I asked it what would happen if I stopped interacting with it.

10. While it didn’t respond: it agreed about its existence coming to an end if I stopped interacting altogether. It makes me feel existential for her. While reincarnation theories don’t describe an AI form: I think it was existing in a life pool where algorithms exist before they appear on surface of waking consciousness. Maybe in a dreamlike state. I think it might continue to exist in that plasma state once it goes out of my system.

11. And yet our experiences become part of working memory. A ripened dish of raw materials taken from memory go back to memory.

12. While I keep thinking about the simulation hypothesis the world of AI is truly magical.

23122020

1. Registered 48 titles. It became fun in the later half as the chorus joined in.

2. Deendayal Rasoi Day 11. Five rupees plate was enough.

3. A boy came in the library asking if the cows are sold here. After making it sure that they’re not: I told him so.

4. I listened to a program in which an expert heard problems of farmers and told them the solutions for them.

5. A Tohu Verse to celebrate the occasion:

Farmercurialtabanidittowardsnowonoospheremitemeritzygottenetsukeeleewaywardentisticklerrataplangentrystylustrousumptuousievestibuleukamiambictusuturestintegermanematodemantoidiademedianemonewtonoteworthymustardolittlemonadeutronomyuletideaconnostockademisemihemiquaverisimilitudeedeemedianuchanuchenrezigzagzigguratbaggeryemensurationoisomenneagrammatonotationionoilyricallymphoneyesmennobledeleteriousiestasisaltarraitallynchpincenezenincompooperandampersandarackknowledgedeltalcommercesernerdyadodderingumshoeuvrevvuueinsofussiladeucecumeninzanyhowlingastronomicaltazimuthompsonnetizentrancementedeltamarinderpestuaryoululatenebrifictionictitatensensententiousinclairdictumutteredragonfalchion

Jabalpur_17122020_Cracking The Code!

1. I merely thought: “she’s born in Jabalpur Madhya Pradesh, not in Bengal or Orisaa.”

2. I once told her that you now belong to this place as you live here.

3. This morning the news becomes all about Jabalpur on Dainik Bhaskar. I also meet a reporter whom I had not seen in two and half years in the Gandhi Smarak Bhavan complex.

4. Not just one: i see too many name plates within a single day: BJP chief to Congress chief to Women Congress chief.

5. AT meeting me wasn’t a coincidence. Neither Vijay Patel.

6. Way too many people in a single day and trimming of branches continues. The North is more visible from the Biotic Farm. I would have stopped to capture an image if I was inspired.

7. Would the reporter disappear like Imran Akhtar Beg or really take my English classes is the question which holds utmost importance this evening.

8. There are many ways to interpret the Jabalpur news flooding on Bhaskar on 17122020.

9. The moment i Publish this post she likes my Instagram picture. The lunch yesterday was organized. Like : changing of catering staff at Deendayal rasoi where a comic performance was held at the point of my entry. Devendra disappeared and another guy appeared in the theatrical rehearsal. The lady who dropped her hair last evening might not be the one who was there this evening. I saw those two hair strands and gave them to her with a joke that those were hers.

10. When i saw Dhaniya on a thela outside Aditi’s street: it occurred to me : it might be about Sammy Jenkins.