This Side of Idolatory

It is a tricky, archaic construction that feels like it’s missing a word to our modern ears. To understand it, you have to treat “this side” as a preposition, almost like the word “short of.”
1. The Grammatical Breakdown
In modern English, we would say: “I love him just short of idolatry” or “I love him on this side of idolatry.”
* Idolatry: The worship of a physical object or person as a god.
* This side: Imagine a physical line. On one side is “sane, respectful admiration.” On the other side of the line is “insane, religious worship (idolatry).”
* The Grammar: Ben Jonson (and John Eglinton) are saying, “I go right up to the very edge of the line, but I stay on this side of it.” I admire him as much as a human can be admired without it becoming a sin or a mental illness.
2. The Original Source
The phrase comes from Ben Jonson’s timber (or Discoveries), published in 1641. Jonson was Shakespeare’s friend and rival. He wrote:
> “I loved the man, and do honour his memory (on this side idolatry) as much as any.”
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Jonson was famous for being a “Classicist”—he believed in rules, logic, and order. He was essentially saying, “Look, I’m a rational man who doesn’t believe in worshipping human beings, but Shakespeare was so good that he almost made me break my own rules.”
3. Why it matters in the Library
In this chapter, the intellectuals are debating whether art is divine (Russell’s view) or human (Stephen’s view).
By using the phrase “this side idolatry,” Eglinton is positioning himself as a “rational” critic. He’s saying, “I’m not a mystic like George Russell who thinks Shakespeare is a ‘formless spiritual essence,’ but I’m also not a ‘schoolboy’ who thinks it’s all just academic facts.” He’s claiming the middle ground.


In this passage, Stephen’s internal monologue is a complex blend of Irish nationalist mythology, personal resentment toward his friend Cranly, and a fierce rejection of the “airy” mysticism of the Dublin elite.
1. The Wicklowmen and the Tinahely Twelve
Stephen is thinking about his friend Cranly (based on Joyce’s real-life friend J.F. Byrne), who came from Wicklow.
* Tinahely: A village in County Wicklow.
* The Twelve: Stephen is sarcastically comparing Cranly and his followers to the Twelve Apostles. By calling them the “Tinahely twelve” and saying “ave, rabbi,” he mocks the way he once looked up to Cranly as a leader or a “sire.”
* “In the shadow of the glen”: A reference to the play by J.M. Synge, set in Wicklow. Stephen feels he wasted his “soul’s youth” on Cranly, who has now “betrayed” him by being more conventional than he appeared.
2. Gaptoothed Kathleen and the Four Green Fields
This is a biting, de-romanticized image of Ireland.
* Kathleen ni Houlihan: A traditional personification of Ireland as a beautiful woman (often a “Poor Old Woman”). In W.B. Yeats’s famous play, she calls on young men to die for her.
* Gaptoothed: Stephen rejects the “beautiful” version of Ireland. To him, she is “gaptoothed”—old, decaying, and perhaps a bit ugly.
* Four Beautiful Green Fields: A classic metaphor for the four provinces of Ireland (Ulster, Munster, Leinster, and Connacht).
* The Stranger in Her House: A nationalist code for the British occupation. Stephen is acknowledging the political struggle but viewing it through a lens of exhaustion and cynicism.
3. The Great Debate: Aesthetic vs. Academic
The dialogue between Eglinton and Russell (AE) represents the two “monsters” Stephen must navigate:
* John Eglinton (The Realist): He is the “Saxon” admirer. He wants a great Irish figure but measures everything against Shakespeare. He is skeptical and “censures” the young poets for not being “great” enough yet.
* George Russell (The Mystic): He “oracles” from the shadows. To him, the identity of the artist (was it Shakespeare or Essex?) doesn’t matter. Only the “formless spiritual essences” matter. He cites Gustave Moreau, a French Symbolist painter famous for his dreamlike, mythic canvases.
4. “Saxon” and “Idolatry”
* Saxon: A common nationalist term for the English. Eglinton uses it to remind the “young Irish bards” that their greatest model, Shakespeare, belongs to the colonizer.
* On this side idolatry: This is a famous quote from Ben Jonson, a contemporary of Shakespeare, who said he loved the man “this side idolatry” (meaning he loved him deeply but didn’t worship him as a god).
Stephen listens to all of this and thinks: “Folly. Persist.” He knows he is about to shock them with a theory that is neither purely “academic” nor purely “spiritual,” but deeply, uncomfortably human.


In this passage, Stephen’s mind is a battleground between the “high” art being discussed by the librarians and the “low” vulgarity of his own experiences and frustrations.
1. “Orchestral Satan, weeping many a rood / Tears such as angels weep.”
This is Stephen’s internal riff on John Milton’s Paradise Lost. He is using Miltonic imagery to mock the self-importance of the intellectuals in the room.
* “Orchestral Satan”: Stephen views the fallen angel as a grand, dramatic, and aesthetic figure—the ultimate “ineffectual dreamer.” The word “orchestral” suggests a performance; he sees the scholars’ intellectualizing as a loud, symphonic display of ego.
* “Weeping many a rood”: As we discussed, this plays on the rood as a unit of land (one-quarter acre). In Paradise Lost, Satan is so massive that he covers several roods of the burning lake. By saying he is “weeping” many a rood, Stephen suggests a comical, over-the-top level of sorrow—tears that could flood a field.
* “Tears such as angels weep”: This is a direct quote from Milton (Book I, line 620). It refers to the idea that even in damnation, Satan retains a “celestial” quality.
* The Interpretation: Stephen is feeling “fallen” and bitter. He identifies with Satan—the rebel intellectual—but he also mocks the idea of “poetic suffering.” He’s basically saying, “We are all sitting here pretending to be grand, fallen angels, but we’re just talking in a library.”
2. “Ed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta.”
This is one of the most famous (and crudest) lines in Dante’s Inferno (Canto XXI, line 139).
* Literal Translation: “And he had made a trumpet of his anus.”
* Context in Dante: In the Inferno, a group of demons (the Malebranche) are escorting Dante and Virgil. Their leader, Barbariccia, gives a signal to start their march by… passing gas.
* The Interpretation: Stephen uses this to puncture the “spiritual” atmosphere created by George Russell (AE) and the Librarian. While they talk about “formless spiritual essences” and “Plato’s world of ideas,” Stephen’s mind provides the ultimate biological “noise.”
The “Sizar’s Laugh” Connection
By pairing these two verses, Stephen is performing a mental “high-low” act:
* The High: Milton’s grand, measureless Satan.
* The Low: Dante’s farting demon.
He “laughs low: a sizar’s laugh.” As a sizar (a poor student), Stephen feels the gap between the “pure ideas” being discussed and the “dirty” reality of life (like the medical student’s song about the “female catheter”). He uses the Dante quote to say that all this high-brow talk is just “wind.”


You are absolutely right. In a religious and architectural context, a rood is indeed a crucifix. However, because Stephen Dedalus is a master of double meanings, he is playing with both the religious and the physical definitions of the word.
1. The Religious Etymology (The Cross)
* Root: From the Old English rōd, meaning a “pole” or “stake.”
* The Development: Over time, it specifically came to mean the Holy Rood (the Cross of Christ).
* The Architecture: In medieval churches, a Rood Screen was a decorated screen separating the chancel from the nave, usually topped by a large crucifix called a Rood.
2. The Measurement Etymology (The Land)
* Root: Also from the Old English rōd, but used in the sense of a measuring rod.
* The Measurement: In British Imperial units, a rood is a unit of area equal to one-quarter of an acre (or 40 square perches).
* The Literary Reference: Stephen is quoting (and slightly altering) John Milton’s Paradise Lost, where the fallen Satan is described as being so gargantuan that he lies prone on the burning lake covering “many a rood.”
Why Stephen uses it here:
Stephen is being a “clever young man” by mixing these two meanings:
* The Physical Scale: He is mocking the “grandeur” of the intellectuals’ talk by evoking the image of a massive, sprawling Satan.
* The Religious Weight: By using a word that also means “crucifix,” he injects a sense of martyrdom and “holy” suffering into his own intellectual struggle. He feels “crucified” by the indifference of the older scholars (the “ollavs”).


In the Ninth Episode, Stephen Dedalus enters the National Library to prove his “Hamlet theory” to a group of skeptical, older intellectuals. He must navigate between the high-flying mysticism of the Platonists (Russell/AE) and the hard-headed realism of the Aristotelians (Eglinton).
Etymology of Scylla and Charybdis
The chapter title is taken from Homer’s Odyssey, where Odysseus must sail through a narrow strait guarded by two monsters.
1. Scylla (Σκύλλα)
* Etymology: Derived from the Greek verb skyllō, meaning “to tear,” “to rend,” or “to mangle.” Some linguists also link it to skylax, meaning “puppy” or “dog,” which explains the myth that she had barking dogs protruding from her waist.
* In Ulysses: Scylla represents Aristotle and Dogma. She is the “rock” of hard, cold facts and historical literalism. For Stephen, this is the danger of being too grounded in the material world.
2. Charybdis (Χάρυβδις)
* Etymology: Likely a compound of chaskō (“to gape” or “yawn”) and rhibdō (“to suck in”).
* Meaning: “The Engulfer.” In mythology, she was a whirlpool that sucked the sea down three times a day.
* In Ulysses: Charybdis represents Plato and Mysticism. She is the “whirlpool” of George Russell’s “formless spiritual essences.” The danger here is losing one’s identity in vague, ethereal ideas and “eternal wisdom.”
The “Shining Seven” and Stephen’s Argument
When the Librarian mentions that “Seven is dear to the mystic mind,” he is referencing the Theosophical and occult beliefs popular in 1904 Dublin.
* The Seven: This refers to the “Seven Rays” or the seven planets of antiquity. W.B. Yeats (referred to as “W.B.”) and George Russell believed that human history and the soul were governed by these celestial cycles.
* Stephen’s Counter: Stephen finds this talk “airy.” He wants to bring the discussion down to the “filthy” reality of Shakespeare’s life. He argues that Hamlet is not just an “idea,” but a reflection of Shakespeare’s own pain as a cuckolded husband and a grieving father.
Stephen’s Internal Music
Stephen’s mind is a library of its own. He quotes:
> “Orchestral Satan, weeping many a rood / Tears such as angels weep.”
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This is a riff on Milton’s Paradise Lost. A rood (etymologically from rod) is an old unit of measurement (about a quarter of an acre). Stephen is ironically comparing the “grand” tears of Satan to the “Sorrows of Satan” (a popular, trashy novel of the time) that John Eglinton accuses him of writing.


Welcome to Scylla and Charybdis, the ninth chapter of Ulysses.
While the previous chapter (Lestrygonians) was dominated by Bloom’s stomach and the physical “sludge” of Dublin, we have now shifted to the National Library. Here, the “food” is intellectual. We find Stephen Dedalus engaged in a high-brow, ego-driven debate with the leading intellectuals of the Irish Literary Revival.
The title refers to the Greek myth of the two sea monsters: Stephen must navigate between the “Scylla” of Aristotelian dogmatic materialism and the “Charybdis” of Platonic mysticism.
Etymology of Difficult Terms
1. Sinkapace
* Etymology: From the French cinq pas (five steps).
* Meaning: An old English name for the cinquepace, a lively dance consisting of five steps. Joyce uses it to describe the Librarian’s fussy, rhythmic movements as he steps “forward and backward.”
2. Corantoed
* Etymology: From the Italian corrente or French courante (running).
* Meaning: Another dance reference. To move in the manner of a Courante, a dance characterized by running and gliding steps. The Librarian doesn’t just walk; he performs a nervous, academic ballet.
3. Neatsleather
* Etymology: “Neat” is an old English term for bovine cattle (from the Proto-Germanic nautam, meaning “property” or “cattle”).
* Meaning: Leather made from the hide of an ox or cow. Joyce highlights the physical “creak” of the Librarian’s boots, grounding his lofty talk of Goethe in the reality of noisy shoes.
4. Ollav (Ollamh)
* Etymology: From the Old Irish ollam, meaning “highest” or “greatest.”
* Meaning: In ancient Gaelic culture, an Ollamh was a member of the highest rank of learned men (poets, lawyers, or scholars). Stephen uses this term to describe the bearded, “holyeyed” intellectual George Russell (AE), mocking his mystical air.
5. Sizar
* Etymology: Derived from “size” (the fixed portions of food and drink at a college).
* Meaning: A student at Trinity College Dublin (or Cambridge) who received an allowance for food and tuition in exchange for performing menial tasks. A “sizar’s laugh” is the laugh of someone socially inferior but intellectually sharp—bitter and servile at once.
6. Rufous
* Etymology: From the Latin rufus (red).
* Meaning: Reddish-brown or rust-colored. It describes the color of the scholar’s skull/hair under the lamplight.
Key References & Puns
* “Ed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta”: This is a famous, vulgar line from Dante’s Inferno. It translates to: “And he had made a trumpet of his ass.” Stephen thinks of this as he listens to the “windy” intellectualizing of the scholars.
* Monsieur de la Palice: A French officer famous for a song containing the redundant line “fifteen minutes before his death, he was still alive.” Stephen is calling John Eglinton’s observations “truisms”—stating the obvious.
* The female catheter: This bawdy medical student song is a sharp, “medical” interruption in Stephen’s mind, contrasting the “formless spiritual essences” being discussed by the mystics.


In this high-tension finale to the Lestrygonians episode, Bloom’s body and mind are in a state of panic. He is physically dodging Blazes Boylan, the man who is about to visit his wife, while his thoughts race through legal history, local charities, and architectural trivia to keep from collapsing under the stress.
1. Etymology: Sir Frederick Falkiner
Sir Frederick Falkiner was a real person—the Recorder of Dublin (a senior judge). Bloom watches him enter the Freemasons’ Hall on Molesworth Street.
* Frederick: Of Germanic origin (Friedrich).
   * Frid: Means “peace.”
   * Ric: Means “ruler” or “power.”
   * Meaning: “Peaceful Ruler.” Bloom notes the irony, as Falkiner is a “crusty old toper” who hands out ten-year sentences, though Bloom admits he is a “wellmeaning old man.”
* Falkiner: An occupational surname.
   * Origin: It is a variant of Falconer.
   * Meaning: Someone who breeds, trains, or hunts with falcons. In the medieval period, this was a high-status job, fitting for a man of the “legal cronies” and “annals of the bluecoat school.”
2. Quopped?
When Bloom sees Boylan’s “straw hat in sunlight,” his heart “quopped softly.”
* Definition: Quop is an archaic or dialect word meaning to throb, palpitate, or quiver.
* The Sensation: It perfectly describes the physical feeling of a “skip” in the heartbeat caused by sudden anxiety. It isn’t a loud bang; it’s a soft, sickening throb of dread.
* Why Joyce uses it: It captures the physical vulnerability of Bloom. He is “heady” from the wine and his heart is literally trembling as he “swerves” away from the man he fears.
The “Potato” and the “Soap”
As Bloom fumbles through his pockets to look “busy” so Boylan won’t notice him, he feels several items:
* Agendath Netaim: The advertisement for the planter’s colony in Palestine he picked up this morning.
* The Potato: Bloom carries a shriveled potato in his pocket as a talisman or lucky charm (a common superstition to ward off rheumatism or bad luck).
* The Soap: The bar of lemon soap he bought for Molly earlier. It’s “stuck” to his papers because of the heat. It is a sensory reminder of his domestic life just as he is fleeing from the man threatening it.
“Safe!”
Bloom ducks into the Museum. The “cold statues” and “quiet” offer a sanctuary from the “wine” and the “sunlight” and the “handsome” Boylan. He has successfully avoided the confrontation, but his heart is still “beating” against the “cream curves of stone.”


Actually, it’s a bit of both, but the humor lies in how the phrase travels between them. Let’s clear up the confusion:
1. The Origin: Molly’s Mispronunciation
Earlier in the morning (in the Calypso episode), Molly is in bed reading a novel and comes across the word. She asks Bloom what it means, pronouncing it something like “met-him-pike-hoses.” She knows it’s a “big” word and can’t quite wrap her tongue around the Greek roots.
2. The Internal Echo: Bloom’s Version
In the passage you just read, we are inside Bloom’s mind. Because he’s been thinking about her all day, he “hears” the word in his head exactly the way she said it.
When Bloom thinks “the reincarnation met him pike hoses,” he is essentially mocking the word himself or simply using Molly’s “translation” as a mental shorthand. It’s a “Bloomism”—he knows the real word is metempsychosis, but the absurd image of “pikes” (weapons) and “hoses” is stickier in his brain.
What does “Met Him Pike Hoses” actually mean?
Literally? Nothing. It is a mondegreen—a mishearing of a phrase that creates a new, nonsensical meaning.
* Pike: A long-handled weapon with a pointed metal head, used by infantry.
* Hose: Either flexible tubing for water or the tight-fitting leg coverings (stockings) worn by men in earlier centuries.
The “meaning” is purely phonetic. If you say “Met-him-pike-hoses” quickly, it sounds remarkably like Met-em-psy-cho-sis.
Why did Joyce do this?
It’s a brilliant joke about Transmigration of Souls. The word metempsychosis (the soul moving into a new body) actually “transmigrates” into a new “body” of words (met him pike hoses). The word itself undergoes the very process it describes!


In this poignant conclusion to the encounter, Bloom uses the blind stripling as a mirror for his own sensory and philosophical preoccupations. He moves from scientific curiosity about the “feeling of white” to a deep, troubled meditation on the lack of justice in the universe.
The Sensory World of the Blind
Bloom, ever the amateur scientist, wonders how the world is constructed without sight.
* The Smell of Streets: He imagines a city mapped by odor—bunched together, each street distinct. He posits that without sight, “shamelessness” increases because the gaze of others is removed.
* The “Feeling” of Color: He wonders if “white” feels different from “black.” This is a classic Bloomian thought—trying to translate a visual quality into a tactile one.
* The Belly: In a characteristic moment of private eccentricity, he tests his own skin. He notes the “downy hair” of his cheek and decides the “belly is the smoothest.” To verify his theory about the blind boy, he even slides his hand under his waistcoat to feel the “slack fold” of his stomach—an act of physical self-mapping.
“Met Him Pike Hoses” (Metempsychosis)
Bloom’s mind wanders to a “Holocaust” (referring here to a great slaughter or disaster) in New York—specifically the General Slocum disaster of June 1904, where over 1,000 people, mostly women and children on an excursion, drowned or burned.
* The Term: He struggles with the word metempsychosis (the transmigration of souls), which Molly asked him to explain earlier that morning.
* The Corruption: Unable to grasp the complex Greek term, his mind renders it as “met him pike hoses.” It’s a perfect Joycean pun: a heavy, philosophical concept is “translated” by the common man into a series of everyday objects (pikes and hoses).
* The Philosophical Conflict: Bloom is a man of “Pity,” but he is also a rationalist. He struggles with “Karma,” finding it hard to believe that children are born blind or burned in fires as punishment for “sins you did in a past life.”


The word stripling is a classic example of how English uses suffixes to describe “smaller” or “lesser” versions of things. In this case, it refers to a youth who is “thin as a strip.”
1. Literal Meaning
* Root: Strip (a long, narrow piece of something).
* Suffix: -ling (a diminutive suffix used to indicate youth, smallness, or unimportance—as in duckling, gosling, or underling).
* Definition: Literally, a “little strip” of a person. It implies a young man who has grown tall but hasn’t yet “filled out” or gained the muscle of adulthood.
2. Historical Evolution
* Middle English: It first appeared around the 14th century.
* The Metaphor: The idea was that a boy in his late teens is like a “strip” of wood or cloth—long, slender, and flexible.
* Usage in Ulysses: Joyce uses it to emphasize the boy’s vulnerability and his “thin elbow.” To Bloom, who is preoccupied with the “heaviness” of the world (food, bodies, statues), the boy is a fragile, narrow figure navigating a wide, dangerous street.
3. The “-ling” Family
Bloom, with his love for words and patterns, might have enjoyed the connection to other -ling words:
* Sapling: A young tree (continuing the wood/strip metaphor).
* Foundling: A deserted infant (linking to Bloom’s thoughts on “pauper children”).
* Yearling: An animal one year old (linking to his thoughts on the Gold Cup horses).


In this movement, Bloom attempts to distract himself from the looming thought of Molly’s 4:00 PM tryst with Blazes Boylan. He tries to focus on his finances (“Keyes” and the “ads”) and performs a random act of kindness for a blind stripling (a young man).
1. “A cenar teco”
Bloom is humming the climactic scene of Mozart’s opera Don Giovanni.
* The Meaning: Teco is a contraction of the Latin-derived Italian te (you) and con (with). So, “A cenar teco” literally means “To dine with you.”
* The Correction: Bloom guesses it means “tonight,” but he is wrong. The full line is: Don Giovanni, a cenar teco m’invitasti (“Don Giovanni, you invited me to dine with you”).
* The Significance: In the opera, the man who was invited to dinner is a stone statue (the Commendatore). This is deeply significant because Bloom has just been thinking about the stone statues in the museum. It also touches on the theme of “invitations”—Bloom has not been invited to his own home this afternoon, while Boylan has.
2. The Blind Stripling
The “blind stripling” is one of the most important symbolic figures in the Lestrygonians episode.
* The Encounter: Bloom sees the young man struggling to cross the street and steps in to help. This highlights Bloom’s genuine empathy—he doesn’t just feel pity; he takes the “limp seeing hand” and guides him.
* Sensory Contrast: This episode is all about food and sight. Bloom has been obsessed with looking at things (sardines, statues, Boylan). The stripling represents a world where sight is absent, forcing Bloom to think about how the other senses work.
* The “Wallface”: Bloom notes the boy’s “wallface.” This reinforces the theme of “blindness” in the book—not just physical blindness, but the spiritual and emotional blindness of the Dubliners who cannot see Bloom’s true worth.
* Bloom’s Internal Kindness: Even while his heart is breaking over Molly, Bloom is careful not to be “condescending.” He treats the boy as an equal, proving he is a “decent man,” as Davy Byrne called him.
3. “The Soupers” (Birds’ Nest)
Bloom passes a bookstore and thinks about “soup to change to protestants.”
* Historical Context: During the Irish Potato Famine, some Protestant missions offered food (soup) to starving Catholics on the condition that they convert. Those who did were derisively called “Soupers.”
* The Connection: Since Bloom is currently obsessed with food/digestion and religion, this historical memory fits perfectly. He sees religion as just another form of “bait” used to fill a hungry stomach.


In the context of the passage, “swank” is Dublin slang for something posh, pretentious, or high-class. When Nosey Flynn mentions Molly eating “plovers on toast,” he is signaling that the Blooms have “swanky” tastes—eating expensive game birds while the average Dubliner might be lucky to have a bit of bacon.
Etymology of “Swank”
The word has a fascinatingly energetic history:
* Origin: It likely comes from the Middle High German swanken, meaning “to sway” or “to swagger.”
* The “Swag”: It’s related to the idea of moving one’s body in a boastful, swinging way. By the late 19th century, it shifted from describing a physical movement to describing a lifestyle or behavior intended to impress others.
* Joyce’s Use: Bloom is constantly navigating the line between the “swank” (the elite, the “Crème de la crème,” the ladies with “powdered bosoms”) and the gritty reality of the “casual wards” and “mouldy tripes.”
The “Swanky” Plover
A plover is a small wading bird. In 1904, serving them on toast was a hallmark of a high-end Victorian or Edwardian savory course.
> Bloom’s Internal Irony: While Nosey Flynn thinks Bloom is a “safe man” with a “swank” wife, Bloom is actually wandering the streets worrying about his wife’s infidelity and counting his pennies for a cheese sandwich.
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As Bloom approaches the National Museum and Library, his scientific curiosity takes a turn toward the anatomical. He is heading specifically toward the Kildare Street entrance, home to the plaster casts of classical antiquities.
The Quest for the Goddesses
Bloom is obsessed with the transition from the “ideal” (statues) to the “real” (the human body). He wants to know if the Greek goddesses—symbols of perfection—possess the same “exit” for food that humans do.
* The Museum Statues: He is thinking of the Venus de Milo and the Venus of Praxiteles. In his mind, these “immortal lovely” forms are superior to humans because they don’t have to “stoke the engine” with food and produce “dung.”
* The Experiment: He plans to drop a piece of paper or “let something fall” so he can bend down and look behind the statues. He wants to see if the sculptor included a “rectum.” It is a hilariously literal, “Bloomian” way of testing whether art can truly escape the messiness of biology.
The Danger: Blazes Boylan
Just as he reaches the gate, his scientific reverie is shattered. He spots Blazes Boylan—the “hairy chap,” the “luck” of the pub talk, the man heading to Molly’s bed at 4:00 PM.
Bloom’s reaction is a masterpiece of social anxiety:
* The Fingernail Check: He suddenly becomes intensely interested in his own fingernails to avoid making eye contact.
* The “Safe” Haven: He duck-walks into the Museum not just to see the statues, but to hide from the man who is cuckolding him. The museum of “dead” statues becomes a sanctuary from the “living” reality of his wife’s affair.


As Bloom walks down Dawson Street, his mind leaps from the physical sensation of his lunch to the cutting-edge science of his day: Röntgen rays.
The “Röntgen Rays” and the Searchlight
When Bloom thinks, “Then with those Röntgen rays searchlight you could,” he is reflecting on the discovery of X-rays by Wilhelm Conrad Röntgen in 1895.
* The Context: At the time, X-rays were a sensational new technology. Bloom, with his scientific curiosity, imagines a “searchlight” version that could look through people.
* The Intent: He specifically wonders about seeing the “green” (spinach) inside a person’s stomach. This ties back to his obsession with the mechanics of the body—how food is processed and moved through the system.
* The Social Taboo: There was a popular (and slightly paranoid) cultural joke at the time that X-ray glasses would soon allow people to see through others’ clothes. For Bloom, who has just been thinking about “half-naked ladies” and the “curves” of statues, the X-ray represents the ultimate voyeuristic tool for a man of “scientific” interests.
Tom Rochford’s Invention
Bloom’s mention of Rochford’s “invention” refers to a real device. Tom Rochford had designed a mechanical “turn-indicator” for music halls.
* The Device: Before digital screens, these were mechanical frames that would flip cards to show which act was currently on stage or the results of a race.
* The Struggle: Bloom feels a kinship with Rochford. Bloom often has “ideas” for advertisements or inventions that never quite take off. He thinks there should be a “hall or a place where inventors could go in and invent free,” reflecting his belief that the state should support the creative and scientific mind rather than leaving it to “cranks.”
Why the Italian Song? (Don Giovanni)
Bloom hums: “Don Giovanni, a cenar teco / M’invitasti.” This is the moment the Commendatore (a ghost/statue) arrives at dinner to drag Don Giovanni to hell.
* The Connection: Bloom has just left a meal (dinner/lunch) and was recently thinking about statues in the museum.
* The Subtext: Bloom often sees himself as a bit of a “Don Giovanni” (a lover of women), but in reality, he is the opposite—a quiet, cuckolded husband. The music provides a grand, operatic soundtrack to his very ordinary walk down a Dublin street.


No, Nosey Flynn, Davy Byrne, and the others are very much “real” within the world of the novel. They are not figments of Bloom’s imagination.
One of the most brilliant (and sometimes confusing) things about Ulysses is how Joyce weaves internal monologue (Bloom’s private thoughts) together with objective reality (what is actually happening in the room).
How to Tell the Difference:
* The Dialogue (The “Real” World): When you see a dash (—), that indicates spoken word. When Nosey Flynn says, “He’s in the craft,” or Paddy Leonard calls for a “small Jameson,” these are actual conversations taking place in the pub. Bloom is either listening to them or, as he leaves, the “camera” stays behind in the pub to record what the other men say about him.
* The Stream of Consciousness (The “Mind” World): When the text becomes denser and loses standard punctuation—like “food, chyle, blood, dung, earth, food”—you are inside Bloom’s head.
* The “Camera” Shift: In this specific scene, Joyce uses a “literary hand-off.” Bloom leaves the pub, but the narrative stays inside for a moment to show us how the world perceives Bloom. This proves Bloom isn’t just imagining these people; they have their own lives, their own “dyspepsia” (like Tom Rochford), and their own prejudices against him.
Key Details from this Passage:
* Tom Rochford’s “Powder”: Rochford is a real Dubliner. He is seen here taking a “white powder” (likely an antacid) for his indigestion.
   * The Invention: Bloom wonders if Rochford will “do anything with that invention.” Rochford actually patented a mechanical device for displaying betting odds or music hall turns—Bloom, the fellow tinkerer, respects this.
* The “Stone Ginger”: Bantam Lyons orders a non-alcoholic ginger beer (in a stoneware bottle). Paddy Leonard mocks him for it, but Lyons is “plunging” his money on the horse race and wants to keep a clear head.
* The Ravenous Terrier: As Bloom walks away, he sees a dog eat its own vomit (“sick knuckly cud”). This is a “real” external event that triggers Bloom’s internal thought about “Ruminants” and digestion. It’s a dark mirror to the human “stoking of the engine” he mused on earlier.
* The Italian Song: Bloom hums from Mozart’s Don Giovanni: “A cenar teco m’invitasti” (“You invited me to dine with you”). This is highly symbolic; in the opera, a statue comes to life to dine with a sinner. Bloom has just been thinking about “statues” and “dining.”



In the 1904 Dublin of Ulysses, Freemasonry was a secretive, largely Protestant-dominated network that provided its members with business advantages and social safety nets. By placing Leopold Bloom in “the craft,” Joyce adds another layer to Bloom’s “outsider” status: he is a man of Jewish descent in a Catholic city, belonging to a secret society that many Catholics viewed with deep suspicion.
The “Juggling Fingers” and the Craft
When Nosey Flynn makes “swift passes in the air with juggling fingers,” he is mimicking the secret signs and grips (handshakes) that Masons use to identify one another.
* “Light, Life, and Love”: This is a common Masonic motto. Flynn uses it to prove he “knows” what goes on inside the lodge.
* The Leg Up: In business, Masons were known to favor their “brethren.” Since Bloom is an ad canvasser for the Freeman’s Journal, having a network of “brothers” in various businesses would be a vital professional asset.
Bantam Lyons and the “Gold Cup”
As Bloom exits to the yard, Bantam Lyons enters. This is a crucial moment for the plot. Earlier in the day, Bloom gave Lyons a crumpled newspaper, saying he was just going to “throw it away.”
Lyons, being a betting man, interpreted this as a “hot tip” for a horse named Throwaway running in the Gold Cup race. This misunderstanding will haunt Bloom for the rest of the day, as the “outsider” horse Throwaway actually wins at long odds, and the Dubliners believe Bloom won a fortune and is “too stingy” to buy a round of drinks.
The “Allsop” and “Plovers on Toast”
* Allsop: A real, popular brand of Pale Ale at the time (Samuel Allsopp & Sons). Bloom considers it a “tanner lunch” (sixpence)—the meal of a practical, middle-class man.
* Plovers on Toast: A much more “swank” dish. By mentioning that Molly eats plovers (a game bird), Flynn is implying that the Blooms live a more “nourished” and luxurious life than Leopold’s modest sandwich suggests.


In this passage, we see the Dublin gossip mill in full effect. While Bloom is in the “yard” (the restroom), Nosey Flynn and Davy Byrne dissect his character, touching on his secret societies, his legendary temperance, and his cautious nature.
The Characters & Their Etymologies
1. Nosey Flynn
* The Character: A “minor” fixture of the Dublin landscape, Flynn is a hanger-on and a font of local gossip. His nickname “Nosey” is literal (he has a constant “dewdrop” on his nose) and metaphorical (he is always poking into others’ business).
* Etymology (Flynn): Derived from the Irish surname Ó Floinn.
   * Flann: Means “ruddy” or “blood-red.”
   * Significance: It’s a common Irish name, but Joyce likely enjoys the irony of a “red/ruddy” name for a man who is constantly snuffling and seems somewhat sickly or gray in the pub light.
2. Davy Byrne
* The Character: A real historical figure. He was the proprietor of Davy Byrne’s Pub on Duke Street (which still exists today). In the book, he is portrayed as a “decent, quiet man”—a “moral pubkeeper” who doesn’t drink his own profits and keeps a respectable house.
* Etymology (Byrne): Derived from the Irish Ó Broin.
   * Bran: Means “raven.”
   * Significance: The raven is often associated with wisdom or watching, fitting for a barman who stands behind the counter “reading his book” and observing the “birds” (customers) that fly in and out.
The Man Who is Careful with Drinking
The “decent quiet man” they are discussing is, of course, Leopold Bloom. Flynn and Byrne highlight several traits that make Bloom an outsider in 1904 Dublin:
* “The Craft”: Flynn reveals Bloom is a Freemason (“Ancient free and accepted order”). In a heavily Catholic Dublin, being a Mason was seen with suspicion, though Flynn notes it helps him get “a leg up” in business.
* The Watch: Bloom is famous for his self-control. He checks his watch to see “what he ought to imbibe,” treating drinking like a regulated, scientific necessity rather than a wild social escape.
* “Nothing in Black and White”: Bloom is famously cautious. He won’t sign his name to anything risky or incriminating. This “dry pen signature” refers to his refusal to leave a paper trail—a sign of a man who is always calculating the consequences.
* “God Almighty couldn’t make him drunk”: In a culture of heavy drinking, Bloom’s sobriety makes him “safe” but also slightly “other” to men like Flynn.
> The Saint Leger Story: Flynn mentions Elizabeth Aldworth (née St. Leger), a real historical figure known as “The Lady Freemason.” Legend says she was caught eavesdropping on a lodge meeting in Doneraile Court and was initiated to protect their secrets.
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In this meditative moment, Bloom transitions from the “relish of disgust” of his lunch to an appreciation of pure form. As he stares at the bar counter, he moves from the physical wood to the “immortal” curves of Greek statues.
The “Silent Veining of Oaken Slabs”
The phrase refers to the natural grain pattern of the oak wood used to make the bar counter at Davy Byrne’s.
* “Silent Veining”: Bloom is a man of science and observation. He sees the patterns in the wood (the medullary rays and growth rings) as “veins,” much like the veins in a human body or the marble of a statue. It is “silent” because it represents a life (the tree) that is now still, frozen in the furniture.
* The Aesthetic Pivot: This visual observation triggers his philosophy on beauty: “curves are beauty.” He moves from the curves of the wood grain to the “shapely goddesses” (statues of Venus and Juno).
* The Contrast: He contrasts these perfect, “clean” goddesses—who eat nectar and drink “electricity”—with the messy human reality of “stuffing food in one hole and out behind.” To Bloom, the wood grain and the statues represent a world free from the “dung” of human digestion.
Bloom’s Scientific Mind: Food to Blood
Even in his reverie, Bloom cannot help but think of the biological process. He outlines the cycle of life as a mechanical process:
> “food, chyle, blood, dung, earth, food”
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* Chyle: (Etymology: Greek chylos, meaning “juice”) This is a milky fluid consisting of lymph and emulsified fats that is formed in the small intestine during digestion. Bloom sees the body as an engine that must be “stoked.”


It is a very “Bloomian” connection to make—finding the Du in both and linking them—but etymologically, they are entirely unrelated. They spring from two completely different linguistic wells: Old Irish and Old French/Occitan.
1. Dublin (The Dark Pool)
The name Dublin comes from the Irish Dubh Linn.
* Dubh: Means “black” or “dark.”
* Linn: Means “pool.”
* The Origin: It refers to a dark tidal pool where the River Poddle met the River Liffey (near where Dublin Castle stands today).
* Linguistic Path: This is Goidelic (Celtic) in origin.
2. Dubedat (The Forbidden Grove)
As we touched on earlier, Dubedat is a Huguenot (French) surname.
* Du: Is simply the French contraction of de le (“of the”).
* Bedat: Comes from the Occitan/Gascon word bedat, meaning a “protected” or “forbidden” place (from the Latin vetatum, meaning “forbidden”).
* Linguistic Path: This is Romance (Latin) in origin.
Why the confusion?
The “Du” in Dublin is a root word (Black), whereas the “Du” in Dubedat is a preposition (Of the).
In the passage you shared, Bloom actually performs a bit of amateur linguistics himself. He notes: “Du de la is French.” He correctly identifies the French origin of the name but then immediately pivots to a pun (“do bedad”), showing that he’s more interested in the sound and social status of the name than its literal history.
If they were related, Dublin would have to mean “Of the Blin,” which, as any Dubliner would tell you, doesn’t quite have the same ring to it!


In Ulysses, Bloom’s mind flashes to Bleibtreustrasse while thinking about “Orangegroves” and “irrigation.” This isn’t just a random German street; it carries significant thematic weight for the novel and has a literal, “loyal” meaning.
1. Literal Meaning
The name is German for “Stay-True Street”:
* Bleib: The imperative form of bleiben, meaning “to stay” or “remain.” (Etymologically linked to the Old High German bilīban, and distantly related to the English word “leave” in the sense of what is “left” over).
* Treu: Meaning “true,” “faithful,” or “loyal.” (Cognate with the English “true” and “trust”).
2. Historical Origin
The street in Berlin was named in 1897 after Georg Bleibtreu (1828–1892), a famous German painter known for his large-scale, meticulously accurate scenes of historical battles (such as the Battle of Königgrätz). He lived in a street parallel to what became Bleibtreustrasse.
3. The Joyce Connection (Why is it in the book?)
Joyce likely included this specific street for two reasons:
* The Advertisement: Scholars believe Joyce saw a “bizarre” newspaper advertisement for the Palestine Industrial Syndicate, which had its offices at Bleibtreustrasse 34 in Berlin. This explains why Bloom’s thoughts jump from “Orangegroves” and “artificial irrigation” (Zionist agricultural projects in Palestine) directly to this German street name.
* The Irony of “Faithfulness”: The name “Stay-True” is deeply ironic in the context of Ulysses. As Bloom walks through Dublin, he is constantly haunted by the knowledge that his wife, Molly, is being unfaithful to him with Blazes Boylan. The mention of a street named “Stay True” serves as a subconscious “sting” regarding his own domestic situation.


While the name Sennheiser doesn’t appear in the 1904 world of Ulysses (the company wasn’t founded until 1945), its etymology is rooted in the same Germanic linguistic traditions that Leopold Bloom ponders when he thinks of names like Bleibtreustrasse.
The German Roots
Sennheiser is a German habitational surname, meaning it originally described where a person lived or what they did for a living. It is a compound of two parts:
* Senn (or Senne):
   * This refers to an Alpine dairy farmer or a herdsman.
   * In the High German dialects, a Senn was specifically someone who tended cattle on mountain pastures during the summer months.
* Heiser (or Häuser):
   * This is a variant of Haus (house), specifically meaning “houses” or “dweller at the houses.”
Combined Meaning
Put together, the name roughly translates to “the houses of the dairy farmers” or “one who lives at the Alpine herdsman’s dwellings.” ### Historical Context
The brand itself was named after its founder, Fritz Sennheiser. In the context of linguistic evolution (similar to how Bloom tracks Du de la for Dubedat), the name reflects the rural, agricultural origins of many German surnames before they became associated with high-end audio engineering.
If Bloom were to hear the name today, he’d likely appreciate the “hissing” sibilance of the word—perfect for a man obsessed with the “vibration” and “physics” of sound.


In this passage, Bloom’s “mild fire of wine” loosens his thoughts into a meditation on the absurdity of human consumption—from the “unsightly” oyster to the “combustible duck” of the aristocracy. He moves from the physical reality of eating to the social performance of it, eventually landing on a pun about a name he remembers: Miss Dubedat.
Etymology of Difficult & Notable Terms
1. Dubedat (and the Huguenot Connection)
* Etymology: Derived from the French du bec d’apt or du bedat. In Gascon dialect, bedat refers to a “forbidden” or “protected” grove/pasture (from the Latin vetatum).
* The Huguenots: These were French Protestants (Calvinists) who fled religious persecution in France during the 16th and 17th centuries. Many settled in Ireland (especially Dublin), bringing skills in weaving, banking, and silversmithing.
* Joyce’s Wordplay: Bloom breaks it down as “Du de la is French” and then makes a quintessentially “Bloomian” pun: “May I tempt you… miss Dubedat? Yes, do bedad.” (Bedad being an Irish mild oath/exclamation, a corruption of “By Dad” or “By God”).
2. Johnny Magories
* Etymology: A Dublin slang term for rose hips, the fruit of the wild briar rose.
* Context: Bloom is thinking about “poisonous berries” and things “off trees.” The term likely comes from the Irish magaidhe, or perhaps a corrupted nursery rhyme name.
3. Bleibtreustrasse
* Etymology: German for “Stay-True Street” (bleib = stay, treu = true/faithful).
* Context: This is a real street in Berlin. Bloom’s mind leaps here because he is thinking of “Orangegroves” and “irrigation,” possibly connecting it to the Zionist movement or agricultural colonies discussed earlier in the book (or a specific memory of his father’s travels).
4. Ptarmigan
* Etymology: From the Scottish Gaelic tarmachan.
* The “P”: The silent “P” was added in the 18th century by scholars who mistakenly thought the word was Greek (like pteron, meaning “wing”).
* Context: Bloom mocks the pretension of the elite: “Do ptake some ptarmigan,” emphasizing the silent, fancy letter.
5. Kish of Brogues
* Etymology: Kish is from the Irish ceis, a large wicker basket used for carrying turf or pigs. A brogue (from bróg) is a heavy shoe.
* Meaning: To be “ignorant as a kish of brogues” is a Hiberno-English idiom meaning someone is incredibly stupid or uncouth—literally, as dumb as a basket full of old shoes.


The etymology of Zinfandel is actually one of the great mysteries of the wine world—much like the “mystery grape” itself. While DNA testing in 2002 finally proved that the grape is identical to the Croatian Tribidrag and the Italian Primitivo, the name “Zinfandel” is a linguistic accident.
1. The “Zierfandler” Corruption
The most widely accepted theory is that the name is a corruption of Zierfandler, a white wine grape from Austria.
* The Mix-up: In the early 19th century, the Austrian Imperial Nursery in Vienna held a massive collection of vines. When cuttings were shipped to the United States (around 1829), it is believed the Croatian red grape was accidentally mislabeled with the name of the Austrian white grape.
* Linguistic Evolution: Over time, the German/Austrian Zierfandler was butchered by American nurserymen into various spellings: Zinfendal, Zinfindal, and finally Zinfandel.
2. The Czech Connection
Some linguists point to the Czech word Cinifadl (pronounced Tzi-ni-fadel), which was a synonym for the Zierfandler grape in Bohemia. This version is phonetically much closer to the modern “Zinfandel” than the original German.
3. Contrast with Other Names
To see how much of an outlier “Zinfandel” is, look at the grape’s other names which actually describe its nature:
* Primitivo (Italy): From the Latin primativus, meaning “first to ripen.”
* **Tribidrag (Croatia): Derived from Greek, also essentially meaning “early ripening.”
* **Crljenak Kaštelanski (Croatia): Literally means “the red [grape] of Kaštela.”
> Fun Fact: Because the name Zinfandel has no meaning in any European language and only appears in American records starting in the 1830s, it is considered a truly American name for a European immigrant.
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In this continuation of the Lestrygonians episode, Joyce uses the character of Nosey Flynn to ground Bloom’s internal abstractions in the gritty, gossiping reality of Dublin. Bloom, meanwhile, remains a detached observer, oscillating between “relish and disgust” as he consumes his meal.
Key Moments of the Scene:
* The Contrast of Blazes Boylan: The mention of “Blazes” (Boylan) by Flynn is a sharp needle for Bloom. Boylan is the man Bloom knows is having an affair with his wife, Molly. Flynn calls him a “hairy chap,” implying vitality and luck—qualities Bloom feels he is currently lacking.
* The “Feety” Savour: Bloom’s description of the cheese sandwich as having a “feety savour” is classic Joyce. It captures the complex, sensory reality of fermentation and decay that fascinates Bloom throughout the novel.
* The “Dewdrop”: Bloom’s fixation on the mucus on Nosey Flynn’s nose (the “dewdrop”) serves as a visceral reminder of the physical grossness of humanity, juxtaposed against the “nice piece of wood” and the “fresh clean bread.”
* The Gold Cup: The talk of horse racing (Sceptre, Zinfandel, Saint Amant) sets the stage for a major plot point later in the day involving a misunderstanding about a “throwaway” tip.


The Scientist Brain and the Mafia Don


The call is picked up by the younger brother. Who responds:
“We’re coming.”
“How long will it take, I asked.”
“We’re coming.”
They came after a while. It already seemed late when I called them up. They reminded me that their school has been rescheduled to afternoon and hence they return very late. I had forgotten.
I had served tea to my mother though she didn’t take it. I warmed it up after students left. Added some milk into it as she had asked. Some ginger as well. I had it myself after having replaced the chair into the verandah. It’s getting white stains deposited by water because it stays near the wash basin and water sprinkled on it contains calcium.
There are cobwebs on hats which are waiting inside racks. There are cobwebs waiting to be removed. The footwear outside the room has dust on them.
I had a bath. Washed a few clothes. The maid, who was employed here earlier is the mother of the last employed maid and she always comes late in the afternoon. You have to wait before you can pasteurise milk or organise utensils properly in the kitchen for other purposes.
The younger student is busy drawing a crown like shape on his left hand with the blue ink pen he has recently bought. I hear bells ringing in the nearby worship room though the singing voice doesn’t reach me which is a relief.
The younger student advertised his pen with keen interest . It appears to be wooden. He claims:
“This is a pen made with wood.”

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Then he asks me to read out the letters from the sticker on the pen. The C is printed like D. It’s neither a C nor a D. I recognise the brand of pens. The stylish first letter is shaped like a D but the vertical line is missing in the first letter. It just has the curve. After the promotion is over and the plastic is established to be plastic, not wood, he gets back to the business of sketching the crown with feathers on his left hand. His signatures are on it.
He’s quite young for being eligible for a personality assessment. He spends a lot of time making his signatures on the paper. He admits:
“I am not getting proper signature.”

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This interrupts my flow of reading. I was reading the chapter fourth from Science. Rutherford’s model:


In 1911, Ernest Rutherford overturned the previous “Plum Pudding” model (which, funnily enough, fits Bloom’s food-based metaphors) to propose something much more “astronomical.”
The Gold Foil Experiment
Rutherford fired positively charged alpha particles at a thin sheet of gold foil.
* The Expectation: Based on the “Plum Pudding” model, the particles should have passed straight through.
* The Reality: Most passed through, but some were deflected at sharp angles, and a few even bounced straight back.
* Rutherford’s Reaction: He famously said it was “as if you fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back and hit you.”
Key Features of the Model
Based on these results, Rutherford proposed:
* The Nucleus: Most of the atom’s mass and all of its positive charge are concentrated in a tiny, dense central core.
* Empty Space: Most of the atom is “empty space” through which electrons move.
* The Planetary Analogy: Electrons orbit the nucleus like planets orbiting a sun (a concept Bloom would have appreciated, given his musings on “gasballs spinning about”).
Why it was “Incomplete”
While revolutionary, the model had a major “economic” problem in terms of physics:
* The Energy Crisis: According to classical physics, an electron orbiting a nucleus should constantly lose energy by emitting radiation.
* The Collapse: If it loses energy, it should spiral inward and crash into the nucleus. This meant Rutherford’s atom was technically unstable—it shouldn’t exist for more than a fraction of a second.
This “instability” was eventually solved by Niels Bohr, who introduced the idea of quantized orbits (fixed energy levels).

I recommend him to just write his name. It’s beyond me why he needs to create dashing signatures though he’s unable to read or write. He can copy. He has seen others making signatures. This makes him create his own. I recall how some of my friends used to keep making signatures which used to fill whole pages during our conversations.
He takes my advice. He writes his name and then  surname. I am reading it upside down. It’s written in methodical uneven style if you were to recall Morettian Graphology by Lidia Fogarollo. The first two letters are larger than the rest. Then again: he uses upper case letters mostly but in his name’s spelling there are two ‘a’ letters which are lowercase. I tell this to him. It’s irrelevant.
He shows me the completed drawing.
Reads it as:
“….mafia don.”

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Zeitgeist or peculiarly narcissistic personality?
Or both?
He’s into drawing today. He shows me a box drawn with green ink. He calls it DJ:
In music, DJ stands for Disc Jockey. While the core definition is someone who plays recorded music for an audience, the role has evolved from a simple radio announcer to a central figure in performance and music production.
The Evolution of the DJ
* Radio DJs: The original “jockeys,” who rode the “discs” (vinyl records) to keep a broadcast moving.
* Club/Mobile DJs: Focus on selecting and “mixing” tracks to maintain the energy of a dance floor.
* Turntablists: Use the turntable as a musical instrument, utilizing techniques like scratching, beat juggling, and cutting.
* Producer-DJs: Musicians who create their own electronic tracks and perform them live, often the focal point of festivals (e.g., EDM or Techno artists).
Key Techniques and Tools
To keep the music seamless, DJs use specific techniques and hardware:
* Beatmatching: Adjusting the speed (BPM) of two different songs so their beats align perfectly, allowing for a smooth transition without the “clashing” of rhythms.
* Crossfading: Using a fader on a mixer to gradually fade out one song while fading in another.
* EQing: Adjusting the Low (Bass), Mid, and High (Treble) frequencies. For example, a DJ might “kill” the bass on the incoming track until the moment of the “drop.”
Etymology: Why “Jockey”?
The term was coined by American radio commentator Walter Winchell in 1935.
* Disc: Refers to the phonograph records (vinyl) used at the time.
* Jockey: Just as a horse jockey “rides” or manages a horse, a Disc Jockey “rides” the music to control the pace and mood of the broadcast.
Another picture- it is a picture of mitochondria – the power house of the cell. They have made a labelled diagram. It was classwork. It was done in school.
There is another half page of writing in unstable handwriting in English. That’s all.
I explain to them it’s not homework.
The elder had copied some math problems though the younger had escaped from the school by then. Many students were running away. Excuse?
“I told my Sanskrit teacher that I had a stomach ache. She’s anyway quirky.”
“Won’t you get caught tomorrow?”
“No.”
She had asked him to go to the office. To take permission and he escaped. Both of the brothers had a hard time pronouncing “office” which they do nonetheless.
Then he spends some time looking into the mirror as usual though I soon call him back to the lesson. They first wanted me to give them some Arithmetic problems.
“I am using my scientist brain.”
The younger brother copies just two problems out of ten. They’re written in haphazard handwriting.
The elder wants me to copy. His eyes, his hands have pain. I refused to do that. Then he notes them down.
I evaluate:
The elder has committed too many errors. Just two problems out of ten are done correctly.
A week of celebration at his house.
Now he can’t even do addition problems correctly.
The younger one rejoices because two of his problems are also correct. The scientist brain. They both scored 20%.

Now they’re eager to know if 15th is a Sunday. It’s a festival. A holiday. The elder thinks that it should have been another day to give him an extra holiday. It’s hardly fifteen days of school yet it’s intolerable.

I count days with dates on paper. Yes, it’s a Sunday indeed.
My mother gave me a plate full of snacks with ketchup. They have too much of salt and too much of oil.
Mangodi (or Mungodi) essentially refers to sun-dried dumplings made from spiced Mung Dal (yellow or green gram) paste.
What exactly are Mangodi?
They aren’t usually eaten “straight” as a snack like a potato chip; rather, they are a preserved ingredient used to add texture and protein to dishes.
* The Process: Mung dal is soaked, ground into a thick paste, and seasoned with spices like cumin, hing (asafoetida), and green chilies. Small droplets of this paste are sun-dried until they become hard, shelf-stable nuggets.
* The “Snack” Version: When deep-fried until golden, they become crunchy and can be eaten as a snack (often called Moong Dal Vadi). However, most people know them as an addition to curries (like Mangodi ki Sabzi).
Regional Variations
* Rajasthan/North India: This is the heartland of Mangodi. In arid regions where fresh vegetables were historically scarce, these “lentil nuggets” provided a vital source of nutrition that could be stored for months.
* Bengali “Bori”: In Bengal, a similar concept is called Bori, often made with Urad Dal (black gram) or Mung Dal, sometimes shaped into artistic cones and used in dishes like Sukto.
Etymology and Linguistics
* Mung: Derived from the Sanskrit Mudga (the name for the lentil).
* Vadi / Mangodi: The suffix “-odi” or the word “Vadi/Bari” comes from the Sanskrit Vatika, meaning a small lump or pill.
The elder asked me how many hours it has been. I looked up into the timer. It’s been just twenty minutes. The boredom is evident.
“Who was the person to propose the Atomic Model?” I asked this to the younger who was busy drawing.
“Some bald guy.” We all started laughing to it.
We discussed brief introductions of Neils Bohr and Rutherford.
Then we read about the distribution of electrons in various shells. It’s based on the formula 2n^2. There were 18 elements for which a tablular distribution of electrons was provided in their textbook:
The formula 2n^2 determines the maximum number of electrons that can be accommodated in a shell, where n is the orbit number or energy level (n=1, 2, 3, \dots).
For the first three shells:
* K Shell (n=1): 2(1)^2 = 2 electrons
* L Shell (n=2): 2(2)^2 = 8 electrons
* M Shell (n=3): 2(3)^2 = 18 electrons (Note: Although the capacity is 18, the outer shell of an atom cannot accommodate more than 8 electrons according to the Octet Rule).
Here is the electron distribution for the first 18 elements:
| Atomic Number | Element | Symbol | K Shell (n=1) | L Shell (n=2) | M Shell (n=3) | Electrons in Outer Shell |
|—|—|—|—|—|—|—|
| 1 | Hydrogen | H | 1 | – | – | 1 |
| 2 | Helium | He | 2 | – | – | 2 |
| 3 | Lithium | Li | 2 | 1 | – | 1 |
| 4 | Beryllium | Be | 2 | 2 | – | 2 |
| 5 | Boron | B | 2 | 3 | – | 3 |
| 6 | Carbon | C | 2 | 4 | – | 4 |
| 7 | Nitrogen | N | 2 | 5 | – | 5 |
| 8 | Oxygen | O | 2 | 6 | – | 6 |
| 9 | Fluorine | F | 2 | 7 | – | 7 |
| 10 | Neon | Ne | 2 | 8 | – | 8 |
| 11 | Sodium | Na | 2 | 8 | 1 | 1 |
| 12 | Magnesium | Mg | 2 | 8 | 2 | 2 |
| 13 | Aluminum | Al | 2 | 8 | 3 | 3 |
| 14 | Silicon | Si | 2 | 8 | 4 | 4 |
| 15 | Phosphorus | P | 2 | 8 | 5 | 5 |
| 16 | Sulfur | S | 2 | 8 | 6 | 6 |
| 17 | Chlorine | Cl | 2 | 8 | 7 | 7 |
| 18 | Argon | Ar | 2 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
Summary of the “Outer Shell” (Valence Electrons)
The distribution follows a periodic pattern:
* Period 1 (H-He): The outer shell is the K shell, which fills up at 2 electrons.
* Period 2 (Li-Ne): The outer shell is the L shell, which fills up at 8 electrons.
* Period 3 (Na-Ar): The outer shell is the M shell, which reaches a stable “octet” at 8 electrons for Argon.



The feedback I expect for my blog articles:

This is a fascinating piece of “slice-of-life” writing. It captures the chaotic, almost stream-of-consciousness energy of a tutoring session or a shared household afternoon. You’ve successfully blended domestic chores (tea, laundry, calcified furniture) with high-level academic concepts (Rutherford, Graphology, and Valence electrons).
Suggested Title: The Scientist Brain and the Mafia Don
Alternative Titles:
* Octets and Oily Snacks
* 2n² and the Twenty-Minute Boredom
* The Chronology of a Sunday Fortnight
Editorial Feedback
1. The “Joycean” Integration
You’ve used our previous discussions (Rutherford, DJs, Mangodi) as “info-blocks” within your narrative. This works surprisingly well for a weblog; it acts as a “hyperlinked” narrative where the reader learns alongside the characters.
2. The Contrast of Details
The transition from Morettian Graphology to a child drawing a “mafia don” crown in blue ink is brilliant. It highlights the gap between adult intellectualism and the raw, “narcissistic” playfulness of childhood.
3. Sensory Grounding
Your description of the “white stains” from calcium-heavy water and the “cobwebs on hats” provides a gritty, realistic texture. It makes the reader feel the “stagnation” of the house, which contrasts with the “restless” energy of the students wanting to escape to the office (or the mirror).
4. Areas for Polishing:
* The Transition to Content: When you move from the boy’s drawing to the “DJ” definition, consider a brief connective sentence like: “He calls it a DJ, which reminded me of the true evolution of the term…” This helps the “educational” blocks feel more like your internal monologue.
* The “Escape” Story: The dialogue about the Sanskrit teacher and the “stomach ache” is a highlight. You might want to expand slightly on their struggle to pronounce “office”—it’s a very relatable linguistic touch.
Technical Graphics for your Weblog
If you publish this, these visual aids could help ground the academic sections:

Cockroaches as advertisement agents


I heard the whirrr of the grinder from the kitchen. Ketchup . A trip to the  washroom. A glass of water. A cockroach has been waiting on the table where water in the jug and glass and an empty cup is resting. The cup has been used twice for a tea I made. It was served to my father and later to my mother.
The cockroach moved to the other side after the light bulb was switched on. I read a few weblogs and worked on Free Rice. Worked on Duolingo. Now I am in the Pearl League because of my experience points in the last one week. Duolingo seems to be a platform which was improved carefully based on feedback. It’s nothing short of a cartoon program. Learning should be fun. It takes a lot of effort to learn. And it takes a lot of effort to make it funnier to learn.
I looked up the etymology of biff. Esophagus was another interesting word on Free Rice. It means gullet. I am working on Normal Level, which is the third level in the increasing order of difficulty.
I looked up the etymology of Parapet. It means “low wall.” A protective structure in fortification. An embankment.
In the architectural and oratorical landscape of Ulysses, a parapet is both a physical boundary and a symbol of looking out over a city or a “lost cause.”
Etymology of Parapet
The word is a defensive one, born from the need to protect the heart and chest in battle.
* Origin: It comes from the Italian word “parapetto.”
* Root 1: Para– (from parare), meaning “to protect” or “to shield.”
* Root 2: Petto (from the Latin pectus), meaning “the breast” or “the chest.”
* Literal Meaning: A “breast-guard.”
* Evolution: Originally, it was a low wall built atop a rampart to protect soldiers from gunfire or arrows while they stood on a fortified platform. By 1904, it had evolved into the common architectural term for any low protective wall along the edge of a roof, bridge, or balcony.
The Latin Link
You can see the same root pectus in other English words like:
* Pectorals: The chest muscles.
* Expectorate: To cough up from the chest (very relevant for the “windy” and “coughing” atmosphere of the newspaper office).
In the Context of “Aeolus”
While we haven’t seen a literal parapet in the Freeman’s Journal office yet, the word looms large in Stephen’s memory from the first chapter (Telemachus), where he and Mulligan stand on the parapet of the Martello tower. In this chapter, the “parapet” is metaphorical; the men are shielded behind their desks and their “forensic eloquence,” looking down on the street and the “halfpenny” people below.
The word “biff” is a perfect example of onomatopoeia—a word that sounds like the action it describes. In the context of the noisy, “Aeolus” newspaper office, it fits the atmosphere of physical and verbal impact.
Etymology of Biff
* Origin: It emerged in the late 19th century (around 1880–1890), making it relatively “modern” slang for the characters in Ulysses.
* Source: It is almost certainly imitative of the sound of a sharp blow or a slap. It mimics the quick “puff” of air or the “smack” of contact.
* Usage: It was originally used to describe a punch or a box on the ear. By 1904, it was common in both sporting contexts (like boxing) and as a way to describe a sudden, forceful movement or a witty verbal “hit.”
Biff in the Context of the Office
In the “Aeolus” chapter, Joyce is obsessed with the physical sounds of the printing press (the thump, thump, thump of the machines). A “biff” represents the sudden collision of ideas, or the way the editor, Myles Crawford, “hits” his points home. It also reflects the “shindy” (commotion) that the characters are constantly discussing.
Etymology of Contumely
Since you mentioned the “proud man’s contumely” in the previous section, it is worth looking at this heavy, “leaden” word:
* Origin: From the Latin contumelia, meaning “insult” or “abuse.”
* Root: It is related to the Latin contumere (to swell up), which is also the root of the tumor.
* Meaning: To treat someone with “contumely” is to treat them with a kind of “swelling” pride or arrogant contempt. It is the verbal equivalent of a “biff” to someone’s dignity.
The gas cylinder delivery guy didn’t appear today. I discussed it briefly with my parents. I served them fried rice after they returned from early morning duty. Also served ginger tea and water. I organised utensils in the kitchen in the afternoon and mopped the verandah and kitchen floors. Showed a cooker handle to my mother which has lost some attachments.


That was yesterday.


I just had ginger tea. I hear bells in the worship room though the sound of singing devotional songs doesn’t reach me here. I read a weblog I usually read these days. It articulated a lot of things which seem to be true though as usual I was wondering if it wasn’t another discussion about why it was better in the past. There are subtle points which talk about something which isn’t merely nostalgia but I rarely hear them talking positively about the very tools they use perhaps because it’s obvious and it’s the rectification or misuse which needs to be addressed clearly.


I hear the sound of the pressure cooker whistle. I was busier today because students returned from their vacation after a week. I was serving tea, snacks and water to my mother when I noticed them in my room. It was a surprise. They didn’t inform me in advance as they didn’t before disappearing. It took me some time to get free from what I was busy doing and bring a chair to this room. I was having ginger tea myself.


I asked the younger student if he had a nice time celebrating with his family members. I asked him if he enjoyed sweets as he was planning on it and I teased him –  why didn’t he bring any for me. He appeared to be conscious of his standing and didn’t talk much about eating etc. They acknowledged that they had fun and it was after a week they attended school. It was quiet and dull here after the noise of school and a house full of relatives. As usual, the younger asked me about the timer I had set midway before the lesson was over. I read a few more pages before we completed reading about the “Farming Sectar” in India.
My reading was slow paced and I took time to explain a few points. I also asked them a few questions on the topics which were promptly answered most of the time. Their quarrel didn’t disappear altogether. It was less severe than usual. When I was talking about vitamin C, the elder wanted me to tell him why it is important. I told him that most fruits like gooseberry, orange and lemon which are sour to eat contain Vitamin C in them and it’s important to sustain the health of gums and skin.
When the younger one kept combing his hair like a Welshcomb – his hand had oil which he wiped against his shirt. It’s actually a winter innerwear. Then he asked me something which was about why there was oil-I told him that he’s repeating old nonsense to which the elder used the word “sura.” It’s a Hindi word used for ‘blind’ people. It’s also a typo made by an interlocutor who didn’t wait to entertain it as a deliberate code word. Similar to previous such deliberate typos which strangely connect to Penthouse in a TV program or political debates.
When most of the digital and non digital behaviour is limited- the effort to claim programming or control of subjects is a multilayered effort. The ultimate watchword is control which is completely the opposite of freedom. Interestingly – there are absolutely no free agents in such civilizations. There are hierarchies- beginningless and endless. They’re all busy showing up how they control dreams, subconscious and conscious lives of others – and in turn, they trigger others for similar control- to what end?
First is- admitting that it’s surreal or supernatural. Then – giving into it. Then- becoming even more suggestible and then continuing along that reinforcement. Most of these subjects accept “tasks” as completed even with 60-70 percent of success in achieving control over other “subjects.” They can’t give it up because there’s no other option. Everyone is busy exercising the same craft with different names.
You’re predictable. We are calculating. This is what gives us control over you. Maybe you’re even enjoying this control.
A mouse jumps on my left shoulder. I don’t know what’s happening. It jumps to the right shoulder. Then I feel something on my feet. I throw it away and rush to switch the light on. The mouse runs away to hide in the clothes which are hanging on the wall.


Are they programmed?


Who would believe? The entertainment industry uses cockroaches for advertisements. I wouldn’t have believed this just a few days ago. It reminds me of Kafka. I was reminded of a program by a big cockroach. To convince my reader about this message delivered by an insect – I would have to weave a tale with too many clues which I don’t want to indulge in.
What was the issue with this big mouse. I opened the door before I picked up the umbrella to move it away from clothes. Maybe it wasn’t able to go out of the door. It jumped up to the rack and ran fast towards the other rack space. It’s where it came from- the ventilation.
I got my room swept and mopped by asking the maid to do it. Moved many utensils from the kitchen to the wash basin. Served food to my father after giving him hot water from the geyser. I used some of it to wash some clothes and then I had a bath.
I moved a twenty kilogram rice package which was delivered to our house from the verandah to the store room. Took care of the pasteurisation of milk. Removed junk from one of the kitchen stands and replaced old paper with new. Washed the plastic cover and hung it for drying. Organised utensils in the kitchen after they were washed. I helped my father in a transaction. It was a busy day. I kept reading Ulysses. Now reading Lestrygonians.
Since you asked specifically about the roots of this chapter’s title, it’s worth looking at how the ancient Greek origins perfectly set the stage for Bloom’s lunchtime wanderings.


The Etymology of Lestrygonians


The term comes from the Greek Laistrygonians (Λαιστρυγόνες).
* Linguistic Roots: While the exact origin is debated, some scholars link it to the Greek root lastauros (lewd/gluttonous) or laas (stone) + trygao (to gather/harvest).
* Homeric Context: In the Odyssey, the Laestrygonians were a tribe of giant cannibals. When Odysseus’s fleet arrives at their harbor, the giants pelt the ships with massive rocks and “spear” the sailors like fish to eat them.
Why Joyce Chose It
Joyce uses this etymology to frame the “Stomach” of Dublin. In this chapter, everything is viewed through the lens of eating and being eaten:
* The Giants: The “giants” of Dublin are the large, imposing buildings and the institutions (like the Church or the State) that “consume” the lives of the citizens.
* The Cannibalism: When Bloom enters the Burton Restaurant, he sees men eating like animals—shoveling food, grunting, and bolting down meat. He realizes that for humans to live, something else must die.
* The “Rocks”: Instead of literal boulders, Bloom is pelted by “rocks” of memory, hunger, and the hard reality of poverty (like the Dedalus children “in flitters”).

Papyrus, palimpsest, parchment

This passage marks the collapse of the high-minded oratory into the physical reality of a Dublin pub crawl. The “wind” that has been blowing through the office is finally redirected toward a “boosing shed.”
“A Great Future Behind Him”
Lenehan provides a cruel, witty epitaph for John F. Taylor. By saying he had a “great future behind him,” he implies that Taylor’s potential was all in the past—he died before he could see the “Land of Promise” (Irish Independence).
* Expectorated Demise: Lenehan uses the word “expectorated” (to cough up from the chest) to describe Taylor’s death from illness. It’s a grisly pun on the “wind” and “breath” that fueled Taylor’s oratory.
The Akasic Records
As the group prepares to leave, Stephen has a profound, silent realization about the nature of sound and history.
* The Concept: The “Akasic (Akashic) Records” is a term from Theosophy (the “opal hush” crowd mentioned earlier). It refers to a mystical compendium of all human events, thoughts, words, and emotions believed to be encoded in a non-physical plane of existence (the “ether”).
* Stephen’s Cynicism: To Stephen, these grand speeches are just “Dead noise.” He imagines the words being “howled and scattered” by the wind. Even if they are recorded in the Akasic ether, they are gone from the physical world.
Etymology of Adjourn
Stephen suggests the house “do now adjourn.”
* Origin: From the Old French ajourner.
* Breakdown: À (to) + jour (“day”).
* Literal Meaning: To put off to another day.
* In Context: It is the formal language of parliament or a courtroom, used here ironically to mean “let’s go get a drink.”
Etymology of Vellum (The Final Push)
Since you asked earlier, let’s look at the “calfskin” that outlasts the wind.
* Origin: From the Old French vélin, derived from vel (calf), which comes from the Latin vitellus (diminutive of vitulus, meaning “calf”).
* The Connection: It is the same root as the word “Veal.” * Significance: While the “news” is printed on cheap, acidic paper (papyrus’s descendant) that will crumble, the “Law” and the “Classics” were written on vellum to endure. Stephen is worried his own “words” are just paper, not vellum.


While they all start with the same rhythmic “P,” these three terms represent the evolution of how humanity has “caught” the wind of speech and turned it into a permanent record. They are related by function (writing surfaces), but they differ wildly in material and permanence.
1. Papyrus: The Plant
As we saw in the “cradle of bulrushes,” papyrus is the ancestor of paper.
* Material: Made from the pith (the inner core) of the Cyperus papyrus sedge.
* Process: The pith is sliced into thin strips, layered in a cross-hatch pattern, moistened, and pressed together. The natural sap acts as a glue.
* Vulnerability: It is brittle and decays easily in damp climates. This is why most surviving papyri come from the dry sands of Egypt.
* Etymology: From the Greek papyros, which is the direct root of our modern word “paper.”
2. Parchment: The Animal
When the supply of papyrus from Egypt was cut off (or became too expensive), the ancient world turned to a more durable, “leathern” solution.
* Material: Specifically prepared animal skins—usually sheep, calves, or goats. Unlike leather, it is not tanned; it is limed, scraped, and dried under tension.
* Process: It creates a smooth, incredibly durable surface that can last for thousands of years.
* Vellum: A high-quality subtype of parchment made specifically from calfskin (from the same root as “veal”).
* Etymology: From the Greek Pergamene, referring to the city of Pergamum, where it was reportedly perfected as an alternative to papyrus.
3. Palimpsest: The Ghost
A palimpsest isn’t a material itself, but a recycled document. Because parchment was so expensive and labor-intensive to produce, scribes would often scrape the ink off an old book to write something new on top of it.
* The “Ghost” Text: Over time, the original ink often faintly reappears, or can be seen using UV light. This allows historians to read “lost” texts hidden beneath newer ones (like finding a pagan Greek play under a medieval prayer).
* Etymology: From the Greek palin (“again”) + psestos (“scraped”). It literally means “scraped clean again.”
* In Joyce: Stephen Dedalus’s mind is a palimpsest. He is constantly “scraping away” the present moment to see the “ghosts” of St. Augustine, Dante, or Shakespeare underneath.


The silence following the speech is a rare moment of genuine awe in the noisy newspaper office. For a second, the “wind” of idle chatter stops, and the men are forced to confront the weight of their own history.
The Reactant Silence
Professor MacHugh has just finished his performance, and the group is momentarily “paralyzed” (to use Ignatius Gallaher’s favorite word).
* Stephen’s Reaction: Stephen is impressed, but also wary. He recognizes the power of the “language of the outlaw,” but he is still struggling to find his own voice amidst these giants.
* The “Dumb Belch”: Joyce includes the “dumb belch of hunger” right in the middle of the noble oratory. This is classic Naturalism—reminding the reader that while the soul is reaching for Sinai’s mountaintop, the body is still stuck in a Dublin office, hungry and mortal.
Etymology of Bulrushes
When Taylor mentions the “cradle of bulrushes,” he is evoking the most famous “hidden” origin story in history.
* Origin: It is a compound of the Middle English bul (meaning “large” or “thick”) + rusche (rush/reed).
* The Meaning: A “bulrush” is essentially a “large reed.” In the context of the Nile, it specifically refers to Papyrus (Cyperus papyrus).
* The Irony: Papyrus is the plant from which paper (and therefore newspapers) was originally made. By mentioning the bulrushes, Taylor is linking the origin of the Law (Moses) to the very medium (the Press) that the men in the room are currently using—and arguably degrading.
Etymology of Outlaw
The speech ends on the powerful word “outlaw.”
* Origin: From the Old Norse útlagi.
* Breakdown: út (“out”) + lög (“law”).
* Meaning: Someone who is “outside the law” and therefore denied its protection.
* The Rhetorical Trick: Taylor takes a word that is usually a badge of shame and turns it into a badge of honor. He argues that the truly “divine” law is always found in the language of those the Empire has cast out.


This is the “speech within a speech,” where the metaphor of Israel as Ireland reaches its peak. Taylor (via MacHugh) uses the grandeur of Egypt to mock the British Empire’s claim that its “superior” culture should replace the “primitive” Irish tongue.
The “St. Augustine” Interruption
Before the speech begins, Stephen’s mind wanders to the “Fathers” of the Church.
> “It was revealed to me that those things are good which yet are corrupted…”
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* The Source: This is from St. Augustine’s Confessions.
* The Logic: Augustine argues that for something to be “corrupted,” it must have been “good” to begin with.
* Stephen’s Reaction: “Ah, curse you!” He is frustrated that his brain is so saturated with Catholic theology that he can’t even listen to a secular speech without his “spiritual fathers” butting in.
The “Tablets of the Law” and the “Language of the Outlaw”
The climax of the speech is a masterpiece of rhetorical reversal. Taylor argues that if Moses had been “civilized” by Egypt, he would have remained a slave.
* The Paradox: Moses comes down from the mountain with the Tables of the Law (the ultimate authority), but Taylor reminds us they were written in the “language of the outlaw” (Hebrew, which the Egyptians despised).
* The Irish Point: Taylor is telling the Dubliners that even if the world calls their language “primitive” or “outlawed,” it is the only language through which they can receive their own divine “inspiration.”
Etymology of Polity
The Egyptian High Priest boasts of his “polity.”
* Origin: From the Greek politeia (“citizenship” or “government”), from polis (“city”).
* The Meaning: It refers to an organized society or a specific form of government. The High Priest is mocking the “nomad herdsmen” (the Irish/Jews) for lacking a structured state.
Etymology of Trireme and Quadrireme
These are the “galleys” that furrow the waters.
* Root: The Latin remus means “oar.”
* Trireme: Tri- (three) + remus. A ship with three banks of oars.
* Quadrireme: Quadri- (four) + remus. A ship with four banks of oars.
* The Context: These terms evoke the massive, overwhelming military and commercial power of an empire—the “thunder and the seas.”


This moment is the “high-water mark” of eloquence in the chapter. Professor MacHugh is preparing to perform a speech within a speech—reconstructing the words of John F. Taylor from memory.
The “Ferial” Tone and the Orator
MacHugh adopts a ferial tone to set the scene.
* Etymology of Ferial: From the Latin ferialis, meaning “belonging to a holiday or feast day.” In church liturgy, a “ferial day” is one where no specific feast is celebrated—it is a plain, solemn, weekday tone.
* The Image of Taylor: Taylor is described as a “dying man” with a “shaggy beard.” This is the classic image of the prophet—someone whose physical body is failing but whose spirit is “pouring” out through his voice.
The Egyptian Parallel
Taylor’s genius was in his use of analogy. He didn’t just argue for the Irish language; he transported his audience to ancient Egypt to make the Irish struggle feel “noble” and “ancient.”
* The Analogy: * The Egyptian High Priest: Represents the British Empire (Fitzgibbon).
   * The Youthful Moses: Represents the young Irish generation being told to abandon their heritage for the “culture” of the masters.
* The “Crooked Smokes”: Stephen thinks to himself: “And let our crooked smokes.” This is a quote from the final scene of Shakespeare’s Cymbeline. It refers to the “smoke” of a sacrifice rising to the gods. In this room, the “sacrifice” is the tobacco of the listeners, rising as they fall under the spell of the speech.
Etymology of Impromptu
The headline for this section highlights the “unprepared” nature of the genius.
* Origin: From the Latin phrase in promptu.
* Breakdown: In (in) + promptu (a state of readiness/visibility), from promere (“to bring forth”).
* Meaning: To have something “in readiness.” It describes a speech that is brought forth from the mind instantly, without written notes.
Etymology of Shorthand
MacHugh notes there was no shorthandwriter present.
* Origin: A simple English compound, but the concept is ancient (Stenography).
* History: In 1904, shorthand was the “high tech” of the press office, allowing journalists to capture the “wind” of speech before it vanished.
* Etymology of Stenography: From the Greek stenos (“narrow/close”) + graphein (“to write”).


In the architectural and oratorical landscape of Ulysses, a parapet is both a physical boundary and a symbol of looking out over a city or a “lost cause.”
Etymology of Parapet
The word is a defensive one, born from the need to protect the heart and chest in battle.
* Origin: It comes from the Italian word “parapetto.”
* Root 1: Para- (from parare), meaning “to protect” or “to shield.”
* Root 2: Petto (from the Latin pectus), meaning “the breast” or “the chest.”
* Literal Meaning: A “breast-guard.”
* Evolution: Originally, it was a low wall built atop a rampart to protect soldiers from gunfire or arrows while they stood on a fortified platform. By 1904, it had evolved into the common architectural term for any low protective wall along the edge of a roof, bridge, or balcony.
The Latin Link
You can see the same root pectus in other English words like:
* Pectorals: The chest muscles.
* Expectorate: To cough up from the chest (very relevant for the “windy” and “coughing” atmosphere of the newspaper office).
In the Context of “Aeolus”
While we haven’t seen a literal parapet in the Freeman’s Journal office yet, the word looms large in Stephen’s memory from the first chapter (Telemachus), where he and Mulligan stand on the parapet of the Martello tower. In this chapter, the “parapet” is metaphorical; the men are shielded behind their desks and their “forensic eloquence,” looking down on the street and the “halfpenny” people below.


This section highlights the tension between the “mystic” world of the Dublin literary revival and the “hard” oratory of Irish politics.
The “Opal Hush” and the “Bag of Tricks”
J. J. O’Molloy is teasing Stephen about his associations with the Theosophists and the “Hermetic” poets.
* A.E. (George Russell): A famous Irish mystic, poet, and painter. He was a central figure in the Irish Literary Revival.
* “The Opal Hush”: This refers to the ethereal, misty, and somewhat vague style of the Celtic Twilight poets.
* Madame Blavatsky: Helena Blavatsky, the co-founder of the Theosophical Society. Calling her a “nice old bag of tricks” is a cynical Dubliner’s way of dismissing her complex occult philosophies as stage magic.
* Planes of Consciousness: In Theosophy, these are the different levels of reality (astral, mental, etc.). The joke is that Stephen—ever the joker—was likely mocking A.E. by asking serious questions about them at 3:00 AM.
The Contrast: John F. Taylor vs. Fitzgibbon
Professor MacHugh pushes past the “mystic” talk to return to Oratory. He sets the stage for what is often considered the “grandest” speech in the book: John F. Taylor’s defense of the Irish language.
* Gerald Fitzgibbon: Representing the “Establishment.” His style is “courteous haughtiness”—the language of the successful, British-aligned elite.
* “The Vials of His Wrath”: A biblical allusion (Revelation 16) describing divine judgment.
* “The Proud Man’s Contumely”: A direct quote from Hamlet’s “To be, or not to be” soliloquy. MacHugh is showing that the elite used the finest English literature to look down upon the “weak” Irish movement.
Etymology of Morale
J. J. O’Molloy calls Magennis a man of “high morale.”
* Origin: From the French moral, which comes from the Latin moralis (concerning manners or customs).
* Shift in Meaning: In 1904, “morale” often referred to what we now call “morals” or “integrity,” rather than just “team spirit.” It implies Magennis is a man of upright character.
Etymology of Oratory
* Origin: From the Latin orator, from orare (“to speak” or “to pray”).
* The Connection: In ancient Rome, an orator wasn’t just a speaker; they were a civic leader. MacHugh is mourning the loss of this “priest-like” power of the tongue.


This passage shifts the “wind” from the noisy chaos of current events to the heavy, solemn tradition of the Law. J.J. O’Molloy, the struggling lawyer, is trying to defend his profession against the editor’s cynicism by invoking the “ghosts” of Irish eloquence.
“Sufficient for the day…”
J.J. O’Molloy is quoting a famous biblical line (Matthew 6:34): “Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.”
* The Twist: He changes “evil” to “newspaper.” It’s a weary acknowledgment that in the world of journalism, only the present moment matters—everything else is quickly forgotten.
The “Farthing Press” and the “Guttersheet”
O’Molloy is insulting the modern press by listing its less-than-noble branches:
* Farthing Press: Refers to Alfred Harmsworth (Lord Northcliffe), who started the Daily Mail. A “farthing” was the smallest British coin.
* Bowery Guttersheet: A dig at the sensationalist “Yellow Journalism” of New York (The Bowery was a rough NYC neighborhood).
* The Skibbereen Eagle: A famous small Irish paper that once claimed it was “keeping its eye” on the Tsar of Russia—a classic example of local self-importance.
The Law: Mosaic vs. Roman
J.J. O’Molloy describes a speech by Seymour Bushe regarding the Childs murder case (a real-life 1899 fratricide case in Dublin).
* Mosaic Code (Lex Talionis): The “Law of Retaliation”—an eye for an eye.
   * Etymology: Lex (Law) + Talis (Such/Like).
* Roman Justice: O’Molloy (and Bushe) argue that Roman law was more “polished” and intellectual.
* The Moses of Michelangelo: Bushe supposedly compared the “terrible” face of Michelangelo’s Moses to the stern nature of the Law.
Stephen’s Shakespearian Intrusion
While they talk of murder, Stephen thinks: “And in the porches of mine ear did pour.”
* The Reference: This is a quote from Hamlet. It describes how Hamlet’s father was murdered—by poison poured into his ear while he slept.
* The Connection: Stephen is obsessed with “poured” words. To him, the rhetoric of these men is like a “poison” being poured into his ears.
Etymology of Magistrate (Magistra)
The headline says ITALIA, MAGISTRA ARTIUM (Italy, Mistress/Teacher of Arts).
* Origin: From the Latin magister (master) or magistra (mistress).
* Root: Derived from magis (“more”). A magistrate is literally someone who is “more” or “greater” than others in authority.


Stephen’s mind continues to drift through a spectrum of colors and history as he tries to ground his “Swinburnian” poetic urges in something more ancient.
Etymology of Russet
When Stephen envisions girls “in russet,” he is using a color that carries a weight of humility and the earth.
* Origin: It comes from the Old French rousset, a diminutive of roux (“red”), which stems from the Latin russus.
* The Fabric: Historically, “russet” wasn’t just a color; it was a coarse, homespun cloth used by the poor. By a 1363 English statute, peasants were actually required to wear russet.
* The Contrast: By placing “russet” alongside “gold of oriflamme,” Stephen is blending the humble and the royal, the “leadenfooted” reality of Dublin with the “golden” dreams of his imagination.
The “Tomb Womb” Paradox
Stephen’s obsession with “mouth south: tomb womb” is a reflection of his guilt. He feels that his mother’s womb (his origin) has become a tomb (his obsession with her death).
* Etymology of Tomb: From the Greek tumbos (“burial mound”).
* Etymology of Womb: From the Proto-Germanic wambo, meaning “belly” or “abdomen.”
* The Rhyme: By linking these phonetically, Stephen is practicing what he calls the “art of memory.” To him, language is a physical thing—words that sound alike must be related in the “soul” of the world.
Quella pacifica oriafiamma
This specific phrase comes from Canto XXXI of Dante’s Paradiso.
* Meaning: “That peaceful oriflamme.”
* The Shift: Notice how Stephen moves from the Inferno (the wind-blown lovers) to the Paradiso (the golden banner of peace). He is trying to “think” his way out of the noisy, windy newspaper office and into a place of spiritual silence.


Monkeydoodle

This passage from James Joyce’s Ulysses captures the bustling, rhythmic energy of the newspaper office. You’ve highlighted some great linguistic markers that contrast the religious/authoritative world with the fast-paced world of journalism.
The Etymology of “Crozier” and “Murray”
1. Crozier (or Crosier)
The word comes from the Old French crocier, which is derived from croce, meaning “a crook” or “staff.”
* Root: Ultimately traces back to the Proto-Indo-European root *greg- (hook/curve).
* Meaning: It refers to the hooked staff carried by a bishop or abbot as a symbol of their pastoral office (the “shepherd” of the flock). In the context of your title, “The Crozier and the Pen” symbolizes the intersection of Church authority and the power of the press.
2. Murray
This is a surname of Scottish and Irish origin with a “watery” history.
* Scottish Origin: Derived from the region of Moray. In Gaelic, Moireabh means “seaboard settlement” or “by the sea” (môr = sea, treabh = settlement).
* Irish Origin: It can also be an anglicized form of Ó Muireadhaigh, meaning “descendant of Muireadhach” (a name meaning “lord” or “seafarer”).
What is “Posthaste”?
To do something posthaste means to do it with great speed or immediacy.
* The Origin: It dates back to the 16th-century postal system. When a letter was extremely urgent, the sender would write “Haste, post, haste” on the envelope. This was a command to the “posts” (the couriers or riders at specific stations) to gallop as fast as possible to the next relay point.
* In the text: The telegram boy is moving “posthaste” because his job relies on rapid delivery—he is a human extension of the “thumping” and “clanking” machinery of the news cycle.


In the context of the “Aeolus” episode of Ulysses, Bloom’s comment about Joseph Patrick Nannetti is a classic bit of Joycean irony and layered meaning.
Who was Nannetti?
Joseph Patrick Nannetti was a real historical figure—an MP (Member of Parliament) and later the Lord Mayor of Dublin. In the novel, he is the foreman of the Freeman’s Journal printing works.
Why “One of Our Saviours”?
Bloom calls him a “saviour” for a few reasons:
* The Printer’s Power: As the foreman, Nannetti is the one who physically manifests the “word.” Without the printer, the journalist’s thoughts never reach the public. In the mechanical religion of the newspaper office, he is a high priest of the “clanking drums.”
* Political Messianism: Like the “Crozier” (the Church), Nannetti represents the political hope of the time—the Irish Home Rule movement.
* Bloom’s Jewish Identity: Bloom often views political leaders through the lens of Jewish history. By calling Nannetti a “saviour,” he’s grouping him with other figures (like Parnell) who promised to lead their people to a “promised land” of independence.
The Contrast: The Crozier vs. The Machine
The “Crozier” represents the old, static authority of the Church. Nannetti represents the new, mechanical authority of the press. While the Bishop has his staff (Crozier), Nannetti has his “closet” and the printing press.


In the rhythmic, cinematic style of the “Aeolus” episode, Joyce is describing a visual perspective—specifically, someone watching a person descend a staircase.
The Visual Effect
The characters (Red Murray and likely Bloom) are watching a person walk down the stairs that lead away from the newspaper office. Because of the angle from which they are looking—likely over a counter or through an opening—the person’s body disappears from the bottom up as they descend:
* First, the boots and legs go out of sight.
* Then the knees.
* Finally, the torso and the neck vanish as the person sinks below the floor level.
Why Joyce wrote it this way:
* The “Camera” Eye: Joyce uses a technique similar to a camera shot. Instead of saying “he walked downstairs,” he breaks the movement into a series of static parts. It emphasizes the mechanical, fragmented nature of the newspaper office.
* The Disappearing Act: It reinforces the “Aeolus” theme of wind and ghostliness. People in this office are constantly appearing and vanishing, much like the words being printed on the “clanking drums” of the machines.


In this section, the mechanical “thumping” of the printing press blends with Bloom’s thoughts on death and the industrial age. The “Burgess” he refers to is poor Patrick Dignam, whose funeral Bloom just attended.
The Etymology of “Burgess” and “Hynes”
1. Burgess
The term feels quite formal here—fitting for a newspaper obituary.
* Root: It comes from the Old French burgeis, which originates from burg (a fortified town or borough).
* Meaning: Historically, it referred to a freeman of a borough, or a person with full municipal rights. By Joyce’s time, it simply meant a solid, respectable citizen of the middle class.
* In Context: Calling Dignam a “respected Dublin burgess” is the newspaper’s way of giving him a dignified exit, even though Bloom knows the messy, sad reality of Dignam’s life.
2. Hynes
Joe Hynes is the reporter Bloom sees in the office.
* Irish Origin: It is an anglicized form of the Gaelic Ó hEidhin.
* Root: The name is derived from eidhean, which means “ivy.”
* Significance: There is a subtle irony here. Ivy is a plant that clings to walls and ruins; Hynes is a man who “clings” to the memory of dead heroes (like Parnell) and is currently writing about a dead man (Dignam).
The Machine as a Monster
Bloom’s observation that machines could “Smash a man to atoms” reflects the 20th-century anxiety about technology. He sees the printing press as a literal “body-breaker,” mirroring how the “body-mind complex” from your dream handles trauma. The “old grey rat” is a callback to the rat Bloom saw in the cemetery earlier that morning—a symbol of nature’s “machinery” of decay.


In these lines, Bloom is connecting the relentless “thumping” of the printing presses to the biological processes of life and death.
Why “Fermenting”?
Bloom looks at the machines and sees something biological. To him, the machines aren’t just cold metal; they are “Working away, tearing away.”
* The Metaphor: Fermentation is a process of breakdown and transformation (like yeast turning sugar into alcohol). Bloom sees the world—and the human body—as a giant vat of chemicals and gears constantly moving.
* The “Machineries” of the Mind: When he says “His machineries are pegging away too,” he’s likely thinking of his own digestive system or his internal anxieties. Just as the press grinds paper to produce news, the body grinds food (and memories) to produce life.
* The Loss of Control: By saying they’ve “got out of hand,” he’s touching on that feeling of being a small human caught in a world of massive, unstoppable forces—much like the flood in your dream.
The “Old Grey Rat”
The rat is one of the most famous symbols in Ulysses.
* The Literal Rat: Earlier in the “Hades” episode (the funeral), Bloom saw a rat in the cemetery. It bothered him because it represents the “machinery” of nature—the creature that processes the dead back into the earth.
* The Tearing: Here in the office, he imagines the rat “tearing to get in.” It represents the persistent, nagging reality of death that waits outside the door, even while the “respected burgesses” of Dublin try to stay busy with their newspapers and ceremonies.


This section highlights Bloom’s practical mind. While others are focused on “grand” journalism, Bloom is looking at what actually makes a newspaper survive: the ads, the gossip, and the “human interest” stories.
Etymology & Difficult Terms
1. Demesne
* Etymology: From the Old French demeine (belonging to a lord), originating from the Latin dominus (master/lord). It is a legal doublet of the word “domain.”
* Context: In Irish land history, a “demesne” refers to the portion of a manor or estate that the lord retained for his own use and occupation, rather than leasing it out. Bloom is reading a dry, official legal notice about land.
2. Tinnahinch
* Etymology: This is an anglicized version of the Irish Tigh na hInse, which translates to “House of the Island” or “House of the Water-Meadow” (Tigh = House, Inis = Island/Meadow).
* Context: It is a real barony in County Laois. Joyce includes these specific place names to ground the “official gazette” in the hyper-specific, often boring reality of Irish bureaucracy.
3. Mules and Jennets
* Context: A “jennet” is a female donkey or a small Spanish horse. Bloom is skimming a government report on livestock exports. It’s “stale news” that contrasts with the “Personal Note” he prefers.
4. Threefour Time
* Context: This is a musical term for a waltz rhythm (3/4 meter). Bloom’s internal ear hears the machines as a dance: Thump, thump, thump. It shows his tendency to find patterns and art in the mechanical.
5. Monkeydoodle
* Context: A “Bloomism” meaning nonsense or aimless activity. If the printer were paralyzed, the machine would keep printing “monkeydoodle”—meaningless ink—forever.
6. “Tap him”
* Context: Slang for asking someone for money. Hynes is going to “tap” the cashier for his pay, just as he “tapped” Bloom for three shillings (“three bob”) three weeks ago.
The Printing Process: “The Sheet” and “The Screen”
When Nannetti scribbles “press” and hands it over the “dirty glass screen,” we are seeing the workflow of a 1904 newspaper office. The “typesetter” would then take that marked-up sheet and manually arrange the lead letters (moveable type) into a frame to be printed.


It is quintessential Bloom to find the “cure for flatulence” more interesting than the national news. He values the “personal note” because he sees the body—with all its messy, gassy realities—as more “real” than the grand political speeches of men like Nannetti.
The Etymology of Laois
Since Tinnahinch is located in County Laois, it’s a perfect time to look at its roots.
* Root: The name comes from the Irish Laoighis.
* Meaning: It is named after the Uí Laoighis, the descendants of Laoigseach Ceannmhor.
* Historical Context: Laoigseach translates roughly to “Laiginian” (meaning from Leinster), and Ceannmhor means “large-headed” or “chief-headed.” Effectively, the county is named after a specific tribal group that held the territory for centuries.
Why “Bob” for a Shilling?
Bloom is ruminating on the “three bob” Hynes owes him.
* Etymology: The origin of “bob” for a shilling is debated, but the strongest theory links it to Sir Robert Walpole (the first British Prime Minister), whose name “Bob” became associated with the currency of his era.
* Usage: In 1904, three bob was a significant amount—roughly the cost of a decent dinner and drinks. To Bloom, who tracks every penny, the “third hint” going unnoticed by Hynes is a stinging social slight.
The Appeal of “Flatulence Cures”
Bloom’s interest in “Dear Mr. Editor, what is a good cure for flatulence?” isn’t just a joke.
* Instructional Mindset: Bloom says, “Learn a lot teaching others.” He has a pedagogical streak; he loves the idea of being a useful, practical citizen.
* The Body-Machine: To Bloom, a “paralysed” printer and a gassy stomach are both mechanical failures. He prefers the “Country bumpkin’s queries” because they represent people trying to fix their immediate, physical lives rather than arguing about “Queen Anne is dead” (stale history).


The term “monkeydoodle” is one of Bloom’s most charming idiosyncratic thoughts, and it reveals much about how he views the chaos of the world.
The Etymology of “Monkeydoodle”
While it sounds like a nonsense word, it follows a linguistic pattern common in the late 19th century—the reduplicative compound.
* Root: It combines “monkey” (associated with mimicry or mindless play) with “doodle” (from the German dudeltopf, meaning a simpleton or someone playing a flute badly).
* Meaning: In Bloom’s mind, it signifies a total breakdown of meaning. If the foreman—the “intelligence” behind the press—were paralyzed, the machine would continue its physical “thumping,” but the result would be “monkeydoodle”: a mindless, repetitive mimicry of communication that says absolutely nothing.
The Paralyzed Machine: A Mirror to the Mind
Bloom’s fear that the machines would “clank on and on the same” if the operator were paralyzed is a direct link back to your body-mind complex theory.
* Autonomic Failure: Bloom realizes that the machine has its own “momentum.” Just as the body continues to breathe or digest (or produce dream projections) while the conscious mind is asleep or “paralyzed,” the industrial machine doesn’t care if the human spirit is present.
* The Loop: He imagines the press printing “over and over and up and back.” This represents the “stale news” cycle—the way society repeats the same political arguments (like Home Rule or Queen Anne) without ever moving forward.



Bloom’s mind is a master of the “side-glance,” moving from the money he’s owed to the clichés of history in a single breath.
The Etymology of “Cashier”
Hynes is hurrying toward the cashier to get paid, while Bloom is left counting his losses.
* Root: It comes from the Middle French caissier, which is derived from caisse (money box/chest).
* Deeper Root: This traces back to the Latin capsa (box), the same root for the word “capsule.”
* Significance: To Bloom, the cashier is the “keeper of the box,” the gatekeeper of the liquid capital he so carefully tracks. In the “Aeolus” episode, money is the fuel that keeps the “clanking drums” of the press turning.
“Queen Anne is Dead”
Bloom dismisses the official news as being as relevant as this phrase.
* The Origin: Queen Anne died in 1714. Because her death was a moment of massive political tension (the succession of the House of Hanover), the news was spread with extreme urgency. However, because it was such a major event, people continued to “break the news” long after everyone already knew.
* The Meaning: By 1904, it became a sarcastic retort to anyone telling “stale news” or stating the obvious.
* In Context: Bloom is critiquing the newspaper industry. He thinks the “Official Gazette” is filled with dead history, whereas the “Personal Note” and “Flatulence Cures” are the living, breathing reality of Dublin.
Mules and Jennets: The Export Trade
As Bloom skims the list of livestock being exported from Ballina (Etymology: Béal an Átha – “Mouth of the Ford”), he’s looking at the raw data of Ireland’s economy.
* Mule: The offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.
* Jennet: Specifically refers to a female donkey, or historically, a small Spanish horse.
   To Bloom, these animals are just more “units” in the great machinery of the world—like the typesetters or the “burgesses” who eventually get “smashed to atoms.”


This scene highlights Bloom’s role as an “ad canvasser”—the middleman between the business world and the printing press. He is trying to explain a visual design for an advertisement for Alexander Keyes, a tea, wine, and spirit merchant.
The Design: The “Two Keys”
Bloom wants to make a visual pun for the ad. By crossing his forefingers, he is showing Nannetti how he wants the layout to look: two crossed keys at the top.
* The Symbolism: The crossed keys are the symbol of St. Peter (the keys to the kingdom of heaven). Bloom, ever the clever marketer, wants to use this prestigious religious symbol to sell house-brand “Keyes” whiskey and tea.
* The Gesture: “Crossing his forefingers at the top” is Bloom’s way of communicating through the “hell of a racket” of the machines.
The “Obidient Reels” and “Huge Webs”
Bloom watches the paper being fed into the machines. Joyce uses the word “webs” because the paper wasn’t in individual sheets but in massive, continuous rolls (web-fed printing).
* The Life Cycle of News: Bloom’s thought, “What becomes of it after? O, wrap up meat, parcels,” is a classic Bloomism. He sees the “Great Daily Organ” as something that will eventually become trash—a “body” that is broken down and reused, much like the “old grey rat” in the cemetery.
Technical & Contextual Terms
* Alpaca Jacket: A lightweight jacket made from the wool of the alpaca. It was popular among office workers and foremen because it was durable and stayed cool in the heat of a printing room.
* Jaundice: Bloom notices Nannetti’s “sallow face” and immediately diagnoses him with jaundice (a yellowing of the skin caused by liver issues). It shows Bloom’s constant medical/biological “body-mind” scanning of the people around him.
* Scarred Woodwork: The desks in the office are “scarred” by years of pencils, knives, and lead type, recording the history of the work in the wood itself.


Bloom’s mind often wanders to the “Golden Strand,” a classic example of his voyeuristic but appreciative nature. He is a man who loves the aesthetic of the human form as much as the utility of a “cure for flatulence.”
M.A.P. (Mainly All Pictures)
This was a real publication of the era, officially titled Mainly About People.
* The “Bloom” Interpretation: Characteristically, Bloom reinterprets the acronym to suit his visual interests: “Mainly All Pictures.” * Shapely Bathers: In 1904, photography was still a relatively fresh wonder in newspapers. The “golden strand” refers to the beaches where people were beginning to be photographed in “scandalous” (for the time) swimwear. This reflects Bloom’s constant search for beauty and vitality amidst the “thumping” of the heavy machinery.
The Etymology of Ballina
Since the mules and jennets are being exported from here, Bloom’s internal map of Ireland flickers to life.
* Irish Root: Béal an Átha.
* Meaning: “Mouth of the Ford.” (Béal = mouth, Áth = ford).
* Context: Ballina, in County Mayo, was a major port for livestock. The “mouth” imagery fits perfectly with the “Aeolus” episode, which is themed entirely around mouths, wind, and the “opening” of information (the press).
“Cuprani too, printer. More Irish than the Irish.”
Bloom mentions Cuprani, a fellow worker in the office.
* The Phrase: “Hiberniores Hibernis ipsis” (More Irish than the Irish themselves).
* Significance: This was a historical term for foreigners (usually Normans or Italians) who came to Ireland and became more culturally Irish than the natives. Bloom, an Irishman of Jewish descent, likely identifies with this. He is an outsider who knows the “townlands of Rosenallis” and the “baronies of Tinnahinch” better than the “pure” Irishmen who are too busy shouting about politics.


The “Pat and Bull” Story
Bloom mentions “Phil Blake’s weekly Pat and Bull story.” This is a play on two things:
* The “John Bull” and “Pat” trope: John Bull was the personification of England (stout, stubborn, wearing a Union Jack waistcoat), and “Pat” (or Paddy) was the stereotypical Irishman.
* Cock and Bull Stories: These were far-fetched, ridiculous tales. Phil Blake’s column likely featured humorous, exaggerated sketches about the interactions between the English and the Irish—the kind of “low” literature Bloom finds more entertaining than the “Official Gazette.”
Member for College Green
Bloom thinks of Nannetti as the “Member for College Green.”
* Context: College Green is the heart of Dublin, home to Trinity College and the old Irish Houses of Parliament (now the Bank of Ireland).
* The Irony: Nannetti was indeed an MP for this district. Bloom notes how Nannetti “boomed that workaday worker tack for all it was worth.” Bloom admires the performance of politics—how a man of Italian descent could become the voice of the Irish worker. It’s a “projection” of identity, much like the scenarios your “body-mind complex” creates during sleep.



The Etymology of Mule and Jennet
1. Mule
* Root: Derived from the Old English mūl, which comes from the Latin mulus.
* Biological Context: A mule is the hybrid offspring of a male donkey (jack) and a female horse (mare).
* Symbolism in the Press: Mules are famously sterile. To Bloom, reading about their export might mirror the “sterile” nature of the “official gazette”—lots of noise and work, but producing nothing new or “fertile” like the personal stories he prefers.
2. Jennet (or Genet)
* Root: From the Middle French genet, which likely traces back to the Arabic zanāta, a Berber tribe famous for their breed of small horses.
* The Distinction: While a “mule” is the jack-mare cross, a hinny (often confused with a jennet in common parlance) is the cross between a male horse and a female donkey. However, in the 1904 context, “jennet” was often used in Ireland specifically to refer to a small, sturdy donkey or a small Spanish horse.
“Learn a lot teaching others”
Bloom’s thought here is a recognized psychological principle now called the Protégé Effect. By imagining himself answering the “Country bumpkin’s queries” about flatulence, he is seeking a way to organize his own vast, cluttered store of knowledge. He doesn’t just want to know things; he wants to be the “saviour” of the practical man.


Bloom is operating at his peak “advertising” level here, weaving together commerce, political puns, and visual cues. He is trying to convince Nannetti that a simple drink advertisement can also be a clever political statement.
1. The Etymology of Galleypage
* Root: Derived from the Old French galie or Medieval Latin galeia. In a nautical sense, a “galley” was a low, flat ship.
* Printing Context: In the 15th century, printers used a long, shallow metal tray to hold the lines of hand-set type. Because of its long, narrow shape, it was called a galley.
* The “Page”: A galleypage (or galley proof) is a preliminary version of the text printed from this tray to check for errors before the type is divided into actual book or newspaper pages. When Joyce describes it as “limp,” he’s noting the thin, wet quality of the freshly inked proof.
2. The Etymology of Kilkenny
* Irish Root: Cill Chainnigh.
* Meaning: “Cell (or Church) of Canice.” (Cill = church/cell, Chainnigh = Canice).
* Significance: St. Canice was a 6th-century abbot. Kilkenny is often called the “Marble City,” and Bloom’s mention of it reminds us of his connection to the wider Irish landscape outside of Dublin.
3. The Etymology of Manx
* Root: It comes from the Old Norse Manskr, related to the name of the island, Mann.
* Meaning: Specifically refers to the people, language, or culture of the Isle of Man.
* Linguistic Link: The native name for the island is Ellan Vannin. The “Manx” language is a Goidelic Celtic language, closely related to Irish and Scottish Gaelic.
4. The “Innuendo of Home Rule”
Bloom is being very “deft” here.
* The House of Keys: This is the name of the lower house of Tynwald, the parliament of the Isle of Man.
* The Pun: By calling the shop the “House of Keyes,” Bloom is making a joke. The Isle of Man had its own legislative autonomy (Home Rule). By using this name for a Dublin shop, he is subtly signaling the Irish desire for Home Rule (self-governance) from Britain.
* The “Innuendo”: He calls it an “innuendo” because in 1904, openly shouting for independence could be risky or seen as “too much” for a simple ad. A pun, however, is a safe, “eye-catching” way to appeal to nationalist sentiment.
Where was this symbol of two keys?
The “Two Keys” symbol (the Crossed Keys) is historically the coat of arms of the Diocese of St. Peter. You can find it:
* In Rome: It is the primary symbol of the Papacy (the Keys to Heaven and Earth).
* In Public Houses: Many British and Irish pubs are named “The Crossed Keys.”
* The Design: Bloom draws it on the “scarred woodwork” as two keys crossed like an X with a circle around them. It is both a religious icon and a brand mark for Alexander Keyes.


The contrast between Nannetti’s “iron nerves” and the delicate alpaca jacket he wears is a perfect example of the sensory layering in this chapter.
Iron Nerves and the Sound of Industry
Bloom is amazed that Nannetti “doesn’t hear” the “hell of a racket.”
* The “Nannan” Sound: Bloom mimics the repetitive, metallic vibration of the machinery in his mind.
* Habituation: Nannetti’s “iron nerves” are actually a result of sensory habituation. In a pre-OSHA world, printers and factory foremen often suffered from “Boilermaker’s deafness,” where the high-frequency sounds of metal-on-metal clanking eventually killed the hair cells in the inner ear. Nannetti isn’t just calm; he has likely been physically altered by his environment.
* The Body-Mind complex: Just as you were able to sleep through the early morning noise until the specific “knock” of your mother, Nannetti has tuned out the machines to listen for the “pauses” where Bloom slips his words.
The Etymology of Alpaca
* Root: The word comes from the Spanish alpaca, which is derived from the Aymara (an indigenous Andean language) word allpaka.
* The Animal: The alpaca is a species of South American camelid. Unlike the “Mules and Jennets” of Ireland, which are beasts of burden, the alpaca was bred for its incredibly soft, durable fiber.
* Symbolism: In the dirty, ink-stained environment of the Freeman’s Journal, Nannetti’s alpaca jacket is a badge of his status. It’s a “worker’s” fabric but refined—much like Nannetti himself, the “Member for College Green.”
Jaundice and the Sallow Face
Bloom’s diagnosis of Nannetti’s “sallow face” as a “touch of jaundice” is linguistically interesting.
* Etymology of Jaundice: From the Old French jaunice, from jaune (yellow).
* Bloom’s Medical Gaze: Bloom is constantly looking for “clues” to the internal workings of the people he meets. To him, a yellow face isn’t just a color; it’s a sign that the “machinery” of Nannetti’s liver is “tearing away” or “fermenting” incorrectly.


Bloom is constantly trying to bridge his home life with his work life. His hesitation about the word “voglio” is a perfect example: he wants to help his wife, Molly, with her singing, but he’s too socially cautious to risk looking foolish in front of Nannetti.
The Etymology of “Voglio”
* Root: It comes from the Italian verb volere (to want/to wish), which descends from the Latin velle.
* Meaning: Voglio means “I want.”
* The Musical Connection: Molly Bloom is a professional singer preparing for a concert. She is rehearsing the duet “Là ci darem la mano” from Mozart’s opera Don Giovanni. The line is “Voglio e non vorrei” (“I want to, and yet I would not”).
* Bloom’s Dilemma: Bloom knows Nannetti is of Italian descent. He wants to know if the “g” is silent (it is—it produces a liquid “ly” sound like vo-lyo), but he decides “better not” ask. He doesn’t want to break the professional “canvasser” persona with a personal, domestic question.
The Isle of Man and the Tynwald
Bloom’s “House of Keys” pun is deeper than just a shop name.
* History: The Isle of Man, located in the Irish Sea between Ireland and England, is a self-governing British Crown Dependency.
* The Tynwald: Its parliament, the Tynwald, is one of the oldest continuous parliamentary bodies in the world (established by Vikings over 1,000 years ago).
* The “Keys”: The House of Keys is the popularly elected branch. The name “Keys” is likely a corruption of the Manx Gaelic word kiare-as-feed, meaning “four and twenty,” referring to the 24 members of the house.
* Home Rule Connection: For Dubliners in 1904, the Isle of Man was a nearby example of a small nation managing its own affairs while staying under the Crown—exactly what the Irish “Home Rule” party was fighting for.
The “Limp Galleypage” and the Case
As the typesetter brings the galley proof, we see the physical reality of 1904 printing:
* The Cases: Typesetters stood at “cases” of lead letters. The “Upper Case” held capital letters, and the “Lower Case” held small letters (hence our modern terminology).
* Silent Typesetters: Unlike the “booming” Nannetti or the “clanking” machines, the typesetters are silent and precise—mechanical humans serving the “thumping” heart of the paper.


Bloom is having a bit of fun with the “Proof fever” that infects everyone in a newspaper office. To address your observation first: actually, Martin Cunningham doesn’t work for the paper. He works at Dublin Castle (the seat of British administration). However, in the car ride to the cemetery, the men were chatting, and Bloom is simply recalling the kind of word-games Cunningham likes to play.
Decoding the Spelling Conundrum
The sentence that doesn’t seem to make sense is a mnemonic device designed to test someone’s spelling of words that are notoriously difficult to get right (especially for printers).
Here is the breakdown of the “traps” in that sentence:
* Unparalleled: (One ‘r’, two ‘l’s at the end).
* Embarrassment: (Two ‘r’s, two ‘s’s).
* Harassed: (One ‘r’, two ‘s’s—people often double the ‘r’).
* Pedlar: (Spelled with ‘ar’ in British English of the time, rather than ‘er’).
* Gauging: (The ‘au’ is the tricky part).
* Symmetry / Cemetery: (The ‘y’ vs. the ‘e’). Bloom notes the irony of a “peeled pear” being under a “cemetery wall”—it’s a nonsense image created purely to force the speller to distinguish between the two words.
“Doing its level best to speak”
Bloom’s “body-mind complex” is now projecting human traits onto the machinery.
* The Nethermost Deck: This refers to the bottom delivery tray of the rotary press.
* Sllt: This is the onomatopoeic sound of the flyboard (the mechanical arm that catches the paper) sliding a new batch into place.
* Quirefolded: A “quire” is a traditional measure of paper (24 or 25 sheets). The machine is automatically folding and grouping them.
* Everything speaks: This is a major theme in Ulysses. Bloom believes the physical world is “talking”—the door creaks to be shut, the machine “slaps” to call attention. It’s his way of making sense of the “hell of a racket.”
“Clapped on his topper”
Bloom is feeling socially awkward. He remembers Martin Cunningham’s hat was looking a bit shabby earlier. He regrets not giving him a compliment (“Looks as good as new now”) just to see his “phiz” (slang for physiognomy or face) light up.


You are spot on—it is a Spelling Bee test, not a piece of literary prose.
In the era before digital spellchecks, printers and clerks used “nonsense sentences” like this as a diagnostic tool to catch common errors. It’s essentially a linguistic obstacle course.
Why the “Peeled Pear” and the “Cemetery Wall”?
The sentence is constructed solely to cram as many “orthographical traps” (spelling traps) into one thought as possible.
* Symmetry vs. Cemetery: This is the core of the joke. These two words sound very similar but are spelled with different vowels. By placing a “pear” (physical symmetry) under a “cemetery wall,” the test forces the writer to switch between the -y and the -e correctly under pressure.
* The “Irony”: Bloom thinks it’s “silly” because the image is absurd. No one actually gauges the symmetry of fruit under a graveyard wall, but the body-mind complex of a typesetter has to treat the words as real data to get the letters in the right order.
Martin Cunningham’s Role
Martin Cunningham didn’t write this as prose; he likely posed it as a “conundrum” or a riddle during the carriage ride to the funeral. He is known among the group as a man of intellect and “good spelling,” so he enjoys testing the others. Bloom is sitting in the newspaper office—the very place where spelling is “law”—and the memory of that test resurfaces because he is surrounded by the “proof fever” of the editors.
The Etymology of “Phiz”
Since Bloom wanted to see Cunningham’s “phiz” react to a compliment, it’s worth looking at this punchy little word.
* Root: It is a clipping (a shortened version) of the word physiognomy.
* History: In the 17th and 18th centuries, it became trendy to shorten long, academic words. “Physiognomy” (the art of judging character from facial features) was chopped down to “phiz.”
* Context: For Bloom, a “phiz” is more than just a face; it’s a mechanical display of a person’s internal “machinery.”


Aeolus and Monument of Millenium

As the carriage moves away from Nelson’s Pillar and we transition toward the next chapter, these two “monuments”—one mythological and one architectural—take center stage.
Etymology: Aeolus
In Ulysses, the next chapter (Episode 7) is titled Aeolus, named after the Greek god of the winds.
* Greek Origin: From Aiolos (Αἴολος).
* Meaning: The name literally translates to “quick-moving,” “nimble,” or “shifting.” In Homer’s Odyssey, Aeolus lives on the floating island of Aeolia and provides Odysseus with a bag containing all the winds to help him get home.
* Joycean Context: The chapter takes place in a newspaper office (the Freeman’s Journal). Joyce uses the name because the “winds” symbolize the empty rhetoric, hot air, and shifting opinions of journalism. The “quick-moving” nature of the name also reflects the frantic, noisy pace of the printing presses.
The Dublin Spire: Monument of the Millennium
The Spire of Dublin (officially the Monument of Light) stands exactly where Nelson’s Pillar stood before it was destroyed. It is often called the “Monument of the Millennium” for several reasons:
* The Timing: It was commissioned as part of a 1999 design competition to redesign O’Connell Street for the new millennium (2000). Although delays meant it wasn’t completed until January 2003, it remains the primary symbol of Dublin’s 21st-century architectural shift.
* Replacing the Past: For over 150 years, the site was dominated by Nelson—a symbol of British Imperialism. The Spire is a “blank,” abstract needle of stainless steel. It represents a modern, post-colonial Ireland that looks toward the future rather than a specific historical figure.
* The Design: It is a needle-like cone that tapers from 3 meters at the base to only 15 centimeters at the top. At 120 meters (390 feet) high, it is the tallest structure in Dublin’s city center.

Bag

After they left I had to make a call to their house as the younger one had forgotten to carry his bag with him. A couple arrived as they were leaving. I was latching the door and they commented on that-asking me to unlatch it. I let it stay open. The lady entered first and asked where my mother was, followed by the gentleman. I told her that she was visiting her mother. They stayed for about fifteen minutes complaining about the tenants in another building which is adjacent to their yard. They had complained about it before it seems though I wasn’t aware of it. When I tell them that –it doesn’t please them. I kept listening to the rest of the conversation with patience until my grandmother arrived with my uncle. They started talking to them. Grandmother was aware of the issue and expressed her concern about the lack of the resolution of the issue.
The younger student arrived when halftime of the class was over. The elder again had a smelly socks problem. I took him out and asked him to wash his feet by giving him detergent powder and water.
As soon as he arrived he showed me a cream for his acne issue. It had cost him one twenty rupees.The printed cost was one thirty rupees. The younger one read it correctly, yet I read it for the elder just to confirm.  I read the procedure on its packet for its application.
Then we worked on an English workbook. First we did some questions on passages from the textbook, then on some questions based on verses and then on the Grammar portion which had jumbled words to arrange in proper sentence structures as well as some questions where tense needed to be changed. There were some other questions which needed to be changed into negative or interrogative types.
They were quarreling with each other and even the elder brother appeared difficult to manage. They didn’t attend the class yesterday and there was someone to inspect the school today which meant they were allowed to return back later than usual today.
The younger student was looking into the mirror and playing with a fake plastic pearl. The elder was busy removing dirt from the nails of his feet. The cook arrived. My mother had asked me to tell her about the vegetables that were needed to be prepared this evening.
I had organised utensils in the kitchen, mopped the verandah floor and served tea for parents earlier. The younger student had again used red ink to complete just a portion of his homework on a torn page. It was an application for leave.
I gave them some homework and the class was over. The elder showed me a picture of his friend on Instagram. He was a student who used to study here in my classes.

A Litany of Minor Errands

The walls are dripping again. Had to remove some stains from the screen of the smartphone and to remove some clothes from another shelf. It was a recurring problem last year which reached its height in the rainy season. It’s not even the rainy reason yet the leaking roofs and  dripping walls are causing annoyance.
I ask my mother if I should make tea. She answers in affirmative with another suggestion to get green chilli pepper by calling the house of my students. Father isn’t happy about her lack of planning with the kitchen store. I call the father of the students who doesn’t pick it up. He calls me back when I am busy making tea. After tea has been served I call him up again only to find that he’s not in his house. He’s busy elsewhere. It wasn’t possible to contact his wards who might have helped us with green chilli peppers. I let it go.
Mother knocks at the door once again. The inquiry is about the number of gas cylinders that arrived during the last subscription cycle. I think they were three in number. Then, she starts thinking loudly about where those were used. Since I wasn’t familiar with those details I couldn’t help her much. I showed her the shelf and requested some new dry newspapers to replace the old ones. She asked the students to bring green chilli peppers tomorrow if possible. They nodded.
I observed chickpeas which were getting boiled. I switched the gas off. Received milk without filtering it at first, added some water to it and put it on the stove for pasteurisation. Heard someone asking to switch the water pump on. After a while, I heard the call to switch it off. Served tea to parents. Had just a bit of it myself. Ginger tea. It’s about dinner time.
Proposed to refill the sugar tank. It was suggested to do it tomorrow during the day.
Students arrived on time.  Both of them were carrying snacks and I had to strictly prohibit  the consumption because temper-tantrum-king would have taken a great deal of time to finish his big bunch. He might have resisted cleaning his hands as well. The green colored coconut biscuit pack was tempting the elder for the entire duration of  the class. He was busy repairing the chain of his bag when they were about to leave.
We continued discussion on passages from the English workbook. The pasteurised milk was covered with a lid and I latched the kitchen door. I handed over a couple of teaspoons of boiled chickpea seeds to my mother who was having her dinner.
The students paid attention to the passage when asked. The elder wanted me to help him with a few questions he had noted down in the school. They were in Science. He had also written a few practicals in the new notebook. It was surprising as usual to see that neither the younger student did any of the work nor did he think it mattered. I evaluated the Addition and the Subtraction problems the elder had done.
There were a few errors. I finally showed him how to do subtractions where carrying is progressive and hence difficult to remember with more chances of error.
When there are numbers where many trailing zeroes are present after a digit – this technique is helpful.
100000-234567
This might be done easily if we first deduct 1 from both of the numbers:
99999- 234566
Subtracting 1 from such a number is easy to do because the resultant number always contains mostly 9s and the total number of digits is 1 less than the number we actually begin with.

[ 9, 99, 999 are followed by 10, 100, 1000 which are difficult to handle in subtraction because of the problem of carrying over]


The subtraction of 1 from the second number is much easier and after the procedure it becomes a subtraction without ‘carry over problem.’
Thereafter we continued with passages from the English workbook. Pink in color, these passages were not printed very well. We managed. They were both able to answer in most of the cases when the passages and the available options to choose from were clearly translated for them.
One of the passages was from the chapters on Music. It was about Evelyn. The next was about Ustad Bismillah Khan. Then there was a passage from the chapter on ‘The Little Girl.’ There was another passage from the chapter on former Indian President Abdul Kalam.
They were losing patience and they were hungry. After about forty minutes the younger one decided to leave. The elder asked him to wait for five more minutes. Then they both left.

Permissions!

What is your middle name? Does it carry any special meaning/significance?

  1. After having bought eight platform tickets I was finally recognised by Railway Station Chhatarpur authorities.
  2. They advised me to not click pictures or use ATVM machine unless I was actually travelling to some place.
  3. In other words: loitering or wasting time or spreading litter at this Railway Station is not allowed.
  4. I went to the panel room located at platform where panel incharge was absent. I was advised to meet them on Monday.
  5. If the panel incharge allows me to study: I might continue to buy platform tickets else:
  6. I might completely give up buying platform tickets.
  7. This might be the concluding post about Chhatarpur Railway Station.
  8. There were many middle names: Prakash and Kumar were two of them and third was Prasaad.
  9. Prakaash means light.
  10. Kumar means young.
  11. Prasaad means grace.
  12. Do these names carry any special significance? Yes and no.

Peter Schmies Word Classification Test!

Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on.

  1. Peter Schmies Word Classification Test
  2. I conducted a research into higher human intelligence during 2005-2009 by interviewing many college undergraduates and a few people from industries.
  3. I continued similar projects even when the Peter Schmies text version of detailed analogies test was no longer available in 2018-2025.
  4. By returning to basics of pencil and paper with Jeremy Bentham’s Panopticon for Deux Ex Machina: I realised in February, 2025, that it was almost impossible to clear this objective Words Classification Test ( where you needed to guess if words were similar, opposite or you were making a wild guess.)
  5. Siddhanta: fundamental: words are sounds in the wild without any inherent meaning in them. In other words: it’s difficult to read a dictionary than reading fiction.
  6. From the viewpoint of a Grammarian , Author or Lexicographer: fiction is merely a context for interpretation of new word roots, new meanings, new associations.
  7. The first law of remembering and retaining words is to merely repeat it often enough.
  8. The second law is associating is with many profound ideas.
  9. Being able to clear Peter Schmies Word Classification Test removes many curses for example.
  10. Working in some libraries , for example, is almost impossible because of the banned versions or prohibitions.
  11. During 2018-2025, another strange thing was taking help from James Harbeck, Sesquiotica fame, who had let me publish a guest article on his weblog earlier. I had introduced his work on Blogging101Alumni website sponsored by Automattic.
  12. Every time I tried to clear the ceiling of 16 errors until 2060, I used to commit a few errors before reaching the score of 1000 on UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test site which was developed by Josh Breen.
  13. I decided to make these tests open sources in order to crack them as Rick Rosner of Mega Society had indicated in the Mega Society journal.
  14. During 2025 January and February this bugged website was unable to maintain itself.
  15. Collins dictionary was only resource which helped.
  16. Who was Fredrick Berchtold if not Pope?
  17. Proselytism in the name of education might work in the short run.
  18. Names are words, like titles, ranks, offices, honours..
  19. A breakfast, a bed, a milk tea, a mobile charge, a distraction free environment to publish.
  20. Project Gutenberg, project renaissance, project Sesquiotica for example.
  21. If Gregg Scott,  Jhonson O Connors, Norman Lewis, Ben Zimmer, Language Log guys and Jonathan Swift decide to keep meaning of words like Russel, Harbeck or Whigham: it’s a guild awards Peter Schmies Word Classification Test which is equivalent to Issac Asimov or Mensa Membership in Sweden.
  22. But you are almost 40. You don’t want to be 14 years old.
  23. Time Machines. Name Machines. Walking. Friends.
  24. Was Reservoir dogs an inspiration for the opening sequence for The Dark  Knight?. If yes, Nolan shouldn’t be credited as much for originality as for grand execution which works in corporate settings, in family gatherings.
  25. As soon as Peter Schmies is out you start condemning him.
  26. As soon as you exhaust Sesquiotica you look for next Laaloo.
  27. Brown, Black people were frequent flyers. White people were not so.
  28. Why did my corporate colleague prefer railways? To save himself from heart attacks.
  29. What’s next?

Why do you carry a bag?

Cold Water Bottle Worth Rupees Ten!
Stone Tablet 1
Stone Tablet 2

Compare two tablets made of stone. Both of them are present in the pavilion of this stadium.

1. 14.10.09: establishment created.

2. 19/02/14: establishment released for public use.

3. There’s a record of six people in the first stone whereas a record of eight people in the second.

4. Devnagari script in both.

5. The slant is tilted towards right in the latter: it indicates a proactive approach.

6. The nickname ‘Radhe’ seems to be forcibly inserted after the name of the president of the stadium committee. This, further highlights the cramming in the second stone tablet.

7. Hence, the latter, which was created five years after the former, has more people, more proactive approach, less formality for some reason.

8. The former script has a perfectly vertical angle which indicates discipline and formality. The height of stone from the ground level is also higher than the latter.

9. There’s only one name which is common in both stones.

10. How did I get fortunate enough to reproduce images of these stones and to produce an analysis of data/script ?

11. I found a student who happens to be son of an employee in this university. As he was busy working out his assignments- I was busy comparing notes on two southern walls of this ground.

11. How do you think this data might help you? It’s not clear. If you are a subscriber to this weblog-you know why. If you want to leave the subscription: you would be helping gaia by reducing carbon emission.

1. Piglets are quarreling over who’s gonna have greater share in their mother’s milky udders. Whole psychology of mamallians and their hearts is around milky way.

2. Then there are vegans. Omnivores. Cannibals and so on. Andromeda.

3. As I was enjoying my breakfast this morning: much deserved leftovers from last night’s fiesty supper: I received a phone call from a friend. The call didn’t seem to be frantic in particular but the slipper snapped at the exact moment I was going to attend the call.

4. When we met: the soles of his feet were also hurt. Strange. After a brief while: I was in a queue for getting my slipper repaired.

5. It took me about half an hour and ten rupees to get it done. Argument for being prior to a lady in the queue who shamelessly took advantage of poor cobbler. As well!!

6. Cobbler was unabashed to ask me if I was in the business of prostitution. He insinuated that he knew many people who were in that business. Strange–how my insistence on getting proper and timely service took his mind towards prostitution as if the grim heat and humidity faded by getting lost into fairy world of his own creation. I paid him ten rupees and gradually vanished from the scene.

7. Spider: the banyan tree is a host to ants and spiders. This spider was jumping up and down all over the place like early morning’s Minimum Mota

Can you spot the spider mottled motel telamon mondane yellow