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You Have Hissed All My Mystery Lectures

You are technically correct. A “pure” spoonerism involves the transposition of the initial sounds of two or more words (e.g., “The queer old dean” instead of “The dear old queen”).
What Lenehan does with “A fresh of breath air” is a broader linguistic phenomenon, but it is often classified under the “spoonerism” umbrella in casual conversation because the mechanism of the “mental slip” is the same.
The Technical Classification: Metathesis
If we want to be precise, Lenehan’s error is a form of phrase-level metathesis.
* Metathesis (Etymology): From the Greek meta (change) + tithenai (to place). It literally means “transposition.”
* The Difference: While a spoonerism transposes phonemes (sounds), Lenehan transposes entire morphemes or words.
* Why Joyce uses it: In the “Aeolus” chapter, the “wind” of rhetoric is so strong that it literally knocks the words out of place. It’s a “wind-blown” sentence.
The Spoonerism Pedigree
The term is named after Reverend William Archibald Spooner (1844–1930), a Dean at Oxford. He was famous for these slips, though many attributed to him are likely apocryphal.
| Type of Error | Example | Technical Term |
|—|—|—|
| Phonetic Spoonerism |

“You have hissed all my mystery lectures.”

“He is the very pineapple (pinnacle) of politeness.” | Lexical Substitution |
Why Lenehan does it
Lenehan isn’t making a mistake; he is performing a mistake. He is a professional punster. By flipping the words, he creates a “breezy” effect that fits his joke about the “gate being open.” It’s a verbal wink to the others that he’s being “clever” and “unpredictable.”

| Phonological Metathesis |
| Word-Swap (Lenehan’s)

|”A fresh of breath air.”

| Syntactic Metathesis |
| Malarpropism |


This short passage is a pivot point in the chapter, where the “windy” talk of the intellectuals finally circles back to the man who has been hovering in the background the entire time: Leopold Bloom.
Meaning of the Heading: OMNIUM GATHERUM
This is a classic bit of “dog Latin”—a mock-Latin phrase used to sound scholarly while being intentionally nonsensical.
* Etymology: It is a play on the Latin word omnium (of all) and the English word gather (with a Latin-sounding “-um” slapped on the end).
* The Meaning: It refers to a miscellaneous collection of people or things; a “hodgepodge” or a “grab bag.”
* In Context: Myles Crawford is listing “All the talents” gathered in the room: Law (O’Molloy), Classics (MacHugh), Literature (Stephen), and the Press (Crawford). It captures the chaotic, all-encompassing nature of a newspaper office.
The Coughing and the “Fresh of Breath Air”
Lenehan’s “Ahem!” and his subsequent word-scrambling are not accidental. They are loaded with Dublin gossip and sexual innuendo.
* The Mention of Madam Bloom: When O’Madden Burke calls Molly Bloom “Dublin’s prime favourite” and the “vocal muse,” he is praising her singing, but he’s also nudging the others about her reputation.
* The Double Entendre: Lenehan’s cough is a “stage cough” to signal he’s about to say something scandalous.
* The Spoonerism: He says “A fresh of breath air” instead of “a breath of fresh air.” This linguistic slip mirrors the “wind” motif of the chapter.
* “The Gate Was Open”: This is the punchline. In 1904 Dublin slang, saying “the gate was open” (or “your shop door is open”) was a way of telling a man his trousers were unzipped.
   * By saying he caught a cold because “the gate was open,” Lenehan is making a lewd joke about being exposed, or perhaps implying that Molly Bloom is “open” to admirers (like Blazes Boylan). It’s a bit of “locker room” humor that punctures the high-brow talk of “muses.”
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The reference to Sallust and the “beastly dead” is a sharp, multi-layered jibe that connects Roman history to Stephen Dedalus’s personal trauma.
Etymology and History of Sallust
Sallust (Gaius Sallustius Crispus) was a major Roman historian from the 1st century BC.
* The Name: The name Sallustius likely comes from the Roman family name (gens) root sal-, which relates to “salt” or “wit” (sal), but it may also be linked to the Sabine word for “whole” or “sound.”
* The Reputation: Sallust was famous for his gritty, concise, and often cynical accounts of Roman corruption (such as the Conspiracy of Catiline).
* In Context: When the Professor says he is “in mourning for Sallust,” he is being a dramatic academic. He’s mourning the death of the “classical” style of history in a world now obsessed with “time is money” and newspaper headlines.
“Whose mother is beastly dead”
This is one of the most famous and cutting lines in Ulysses.
* The Source: It is a quote from Buck Mulligan, who said it to Stephen earlier in the book. Mulligan was complaining that Stephen’s brooding over his mother’s death was ruining the atmosphere. He called it “beastly,” which to Stephen was an unforgivable insult to his mother’s memory.
* The Irony: By dropping this line here, Joyce shows that even in the middle of a high-brow discussion about Roman historians, Stephen’s mind is haunted by his mother’s death. The “beastly” nature of the Roman “sewers” (cloacae) MacHugh mentioned earlier now blends with the “beastly” nature of death.
Etymology of Spleen
Lenehan pokes O’Madden Burke “mildly in the spleen.”
* Origin: From the Greek splēn (σπλήν).
* The Humors: In ancient and medieval medicine, the spleen was believed to be the seat of melancholy and anger (black bile).
* Modern Usage: By 1904, it was both an anatomical term and a metaphor for “ill temper” or “spite.”
* The Joke: Lenehan, the joker, pokes the man in the organ of “gloom” to force a laugh out of him. It’s a physical play on the idea of “venting one’s spleen.”
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This section captures the “Aeolus” office at its peak—puns flying, historical jibes being traded, and Lenehan finally landing his “wheeze.”
The “Strong Weakness” Oxymoron
You are exactly right; “strong weakness” is a classic oxymoron. In the Dublin of 1904, this was a common “Irishism”—a way of describing a sudden dizzy spell or a faintness that comes on with great force. Mr. O’Madden Burke uses it theatrically to pretend that Lenehan’s terrible pun has physically overwhelmed him.
Etymology and History of Bobrikoff
The mention of General Bobrikoff is a very “hot off the presses” reference for 1904. Nikolay Bobrikov was the Governor-General of Finland, which was then part of the Russian Empire.
* The Event: Just two days before the setting of Ulysses (June 16, 1904), Bobrikov was assassinated by Eugen Schauman in Helsinki.
* The Etymology: The name Bobrikoff (or Bobrikov) is Russian. It is derived from the root bobr (бобр), meaning “beaver.”
* The Jibe: J.J. O’Molloy is teasing Stephen and O’Madden Burke. Because they are wearing “loose ties” like French revolutionaries (Communards), he jokingly suggests they look like international assassins who just returned from killing the Russian governor.
Joe Miller: The Missing Piece of the Limerick
In Lenehan’s limerick, he asks, “I can’t see the Joe Miller. Can you?”
* Who was he? Joe Miller was an 18th-century English actor. After his death, a book called Joe Miller’s Jests was published.
* The Meaning: A “Joe Miller” became slang for a stale, old, or well-worn joke. Lenehan is being self-deprecating (or perhaps insulting MacHugh), asking if anyone can find the punchline in the “stale joke” of the professor’s appearance.
The Communards and the Bastille
* Communards: Members of the Paris Commune (1871), a radical socialist government. They were famous for their distinctive, “bohemian” dress—including the loose, floppy ties MacHugh points out.
* Bastille: The medieval fortress/prison in Paris. Its storming in 1789 triggered the French Revolution.
* Etymology of Bastille: It comes from the Old French bastide (fortress), which stems from the Provençal bastir (“to build”).
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This passage is the philosophical heart of the “Aeolus” chapter. Professor MacHugh is making a passionate, bitter defense of the “intellectual” spirit against the “material” power of empires.
The Materialism of Latin
MacHugh’s critique of Latin isn’t about the beauty of its poetry, but about its function.
* “Blatant Latin”: He calls it “blatant” (from the Latin blatare, “to babble” or “bark”) because he sees it as a language of command, not contemplation.
* “Time is Money”: He argues that the Roman mind (and the British mind) is transactional. Latin is the language of Law, Administration, and Tax. It is the language of the Dominus (Lord/Master).
* The Contrast: He pits this against Greek, which he views as the language of philosophy, spirit, and “lost causes.” To MacHugh, once a culture becomes “successful” (like Rome or Britain), it loses its imagination and becomes a machine.
Key References
* Lord Salisbury: Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury, was a three-time British Prime Minister. By grouping “Lord Jesus” with “Lord Salisbury,” MacHugh is mocking how the British have turned “Lordship” into a comfortable, political “sofa in a westend club” rather than a spiritual calling.
* “Lost Causes”: This is a direct nod to Ireland’s history. MacHugh claims the Irish are “loyal to lost causes” because there is more nobility in a beautiful failure than in a “vile” material success.
Etymology of Dominus
Since MacHugh spits out the word “Dominus!”, its history is worth noting:
* Origin: From the Latin domus (house).
* Meaning: It literally means “the master of the house.”
* Evolution: It gave us “Dominate,” “Domain,” and “Domineer.” MacHugh uses it to highlight that Latin is essentially the language of ownership.
Etymology of Marquess
The headline mentions a Marquess (Salisbury).
* Origin: From the Old French marquis, derived from marche (frontier/boundary).
* Meaning: Historically, a Marquess was a lord responsible for guarding the “marches”—the dangerous borderlands of a kingdom.
* In context: It is ironic here because Salisbury was the ultimate “insider” of the British Empire, far from the literal “marches,” sitting instead on his “sofa.”
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In this passage from James Joyce’s Ulysses (the “Aeolus” episode), the “riddle” is a bit of a trick. Within the literal dialogue, Lenehan announces he has a “brandnew riddle,” but before he can tell it, the conversation is swept away by Myles Crawford’s entrance and the talk of the Roman Empire.
However, the “riddle” exists on two levels:
1. The Interrupted Riddle
Lenehan is the “court jester” of the group. Later in the chapter, he finally gets to tell his riddle. It is:
> “What opera is like a railway line?”
> Answer: The Rose of Castile (The rows of cast steel).
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In this specific moment, the “riddle” serves as a narrative device to show how chaotic and fast-paced the newspaper office is—Lenehan tries to perform, but the serious (and cynical) talk of politics and “Empire” drowns him out.
2. The Symbolic Riddle: “The Calumet of Peace”
The section title “The Calumet of Peace” refers to a Peace Pipe. The “riddle” Joyce is posing to the reader involves the contrast between the ritual of sharing cigarettes (the peace pipe) and the bitter reality of Irish life under British rule:
* The Fat in the Fire: J.J. O’Molloy and Myles Crawford are discussing the “riddle” of their own existence. The Roman Empire (Imperium romanum) is the noble ghost of the past, but the “riddle” of the present is that they are living in a dying British colony.
* The Snowball in Hell: The “riddle” of their future is that they have no chance of success. They are the “fat” being consumed by the “fire” of history.

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You’ve hit the nail on the head regarding the “Aeolus” chapter. Joyce structured it like a newspaper, using those bold “headlines” (like THE CALUMET OF PEACE) to mimic the shifting, breathless style of the press.
Here is the breakdown of the terms and that infamous pun.
Etymology of Calumet
The word calumet refers to the ceremonial “peace pipe” used by Indigenous peoples of North America.
* Origin: It comes from the French word calumet, which is a diminutive of the Old French calam (reed or pipe).
* Deeper Root: This traces back to the Latin calamus (reed) and the Greek kalamos.
* In context: Joyce uses the term ironically. In the newspaper office, the “peace pipe” is just the constant, nervous sharing of cigarettes among men who are actually quite agitated and cynical about their political situation.
Etymology of Castile
Castile refers to the historical region in central Spain.
* Origin: It comes from the Spanish Castilla, derived from the Latin castella, meaning “land of castles.” * Cultural impact: Because Castile was a powerhouse of trade, its name became attached to high-quality products, most notably Castile soap (originally made with olive oil from that region).
The “Rose of Castile” Riddle
Lenehan’s riddle—”What opera is like a railway line?”—is one of the most famous (and groan-worthy) puns in Ulysses.
* The Opera: The Rose of Castille was a popular light opera by Michael William Balfe (a Dublin-born composer, which adds to the local flavor).
* The Pun: When spoken aloud with a Dublin accent, “The Rose of Castile” sounds identical to “The rows of cast steel” (referring to the train tracks).
* The “Aeolus” Connection: The chapter is obsessed with movement, wind, and machines. The “rows of cast steel” mirror the rhythmic clanging of the printing presses in the building and the tram lines outside in the Dublin streets.
It highlights the “windy” nature of the characters: they are full of clever wordplay and “hot air,” but like a train on a track, they are often just going in circles within their own rhetoric.

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In the context of Ulysses, naming this chapter after Aeolus is Joyce at his most mischievous. It perfectly sets the stage for a chapter set in a newspaper office—a place literally and figuratively full of “hot air.”
Etymology of Aeolus
The name comes from the Ancient Greek Aiolos (Αἴολος).
* The Literal Meaning: The Greek adjective aiolos means “quick-moving,” “nimble,” or “shifting/variegated.” It was often used to describe the shimmering quality of light or the rapid movement of the wind.
* The Mythology: In Homer’s Odyssey, Aeolus is the “Keeper of the Winds.” He lives on the floating island of Aeolia. He gifts Odysseus a leather bag containing all the winds to help him get home, but Odysseus’s crew—thinking the bag contains gold—opens it while he sleeps. The released winds blow the ship all the way back to where they started.
Why it fits the Newspaper Office
Joyce uses the “shifting/variegated” nature of the name to mirror the newspaper environment in several ways:
* The “Windy” Orators: The journalists and hangers-on (like Lenehan and Crawford) are constantly “blowing” rhetoric, gossip, and puns. They are masters of speech that, like the wind, is powerful but often lacks substance.
* The Printing Press: The literal “wind” in the chapter is the gust of air from the heavy machinery and the “pneumatic” sounds of the office.
* The Frustrated Journey: Just as Aeolus’s winds blew Odysseus off course, the distractions, headlines, and “hot air” in this chapter prevent Leopold Bloom from successfully placing his advertisement. He is “blown” about by the whims of the editor.

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This passage is a masterclass in Joyce’s “Aeolus” style—high-brow academic roasting mixed with low-brow Dublin wit. The central theme here is the contrast between spiritual aspiration (the Jews/Greeks) and material plumbing (the Romans/English).
Elaborating on the Terms
* Cloacae: Latin for “sewers.” The Cloaca Maxima was one of the world’s earliest sewage systems, located in Rome. Professor MacHugh is being deeply insulting here, suggesting that while other cultures built altars to God, the Romans (and by extension, the British) only cared about where to put their waste.
* “It is meet to be here”: This is a deliberate echo of the New Testament (specifically the Transfiguration, Matthew 17:4), where Peter says to Jesus, “Lord, it is good for us to be here.” The word “meet” is archaic English for “fitting” or “proper.” MacHugh uses it to mock the Romans: instead of a holy epiphany, they just find a “fitting” spot for a toilet (watercloset).
* “First chapter of Guinness’s”: A classic Dublin joke. Instead of the first chapter of Genesis (the Bible), Lenehan refers to Guinness, the famous Irish stout. He’s suggesting the “running stream” the Irish ancestors loved wasn’t just nature—it was drink.
Pontius Pilate: The Prophet of Law
J.J. O’Molloy defends Rome by mentioning Roman Law, which is the foundation of Western legal systems. MacHugh’s retort—”And Pontius Pilate is its prophet”—is a stinging critique.
* The Point: Pilate was the Roman prefect who presided over the trial of Jesus. He famously “washed his hands” of the matter, allowing an innocent man to be executed to maintain civil order.
* The Subtext: MacHugh is saying that Roman/British law isn’t about “justice”; it’s about cold, bureaucratic administration that kills the spirit to keep the “sewers” running.
Donegal Tweed & O’Madden Burke
* Donegal Tweed: A high-quality, hand-woven woolen fabric from County Donegal, Ireland. It is known for its “heathered” look—flecks of different colors (like moss, gorse, and earth) woven into the grey. By dressing O’Madden Burke in “copious” Donegal tweed, Joyce marks him as a “gentleman” of the Irish middle class, perhaps a bit pompous.
* O’Madden Burke: A real-life Dublin figure of the time. In the book, he represents the “Notoriety” mentioned. He is a local “character”—well-spoken, well-dressed, but essentially a fixture of the city’s bars and offices.
“Entrez, mes enfants!”
This is French for “Come in, my children!” Lenehan, ever the performer, uses French to sound sophisticated and welcoming. It adds to the “windy” atmosphere of the office where everyone is trying to out-talk or out-culture one another.

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Since you mentioned J.J. O’Molloy was just getting into the story of Chief Baron Palles, it’s worth noting how that fits into the “Aeolus” theme of failed oratory. Palles was a legendary Irish judge, and O’Molloy (a struggling lawyer) views him with almost religious awe.
The Legend of Chief Baron Palles
Christopher Palles was the “Last of the Barons,” a man of terrifyingly precise legal mind.
* The Reputation: He was famous for being so obsessed with the “letter of the law” that he once reportedly found himself in a legal dilemma about whether he could legally pay for his own dinner at a university function.
* The Irony: O’Molloy tries to tell a story about Palles’s brilliance, but—fittingly for this chapter—he is constantly interrupted. The “wind” of the office (the arrival of Stephen Dedalus and the banter of the others) blows his serious legal anecdote off course.
Etymology of Tweed
Since O’Madden Burke arrived in that “copious grey of Donegal tweed,” the history of the fabric adds a layer to his character:
* Origin: It was originally called “tweel” (the Scots word for twill).
* The Legend of the Error: Around 1830, a London merchant received a letter from a firm in Hawick, Scotland, regarding some “tweels.” The merchant misread the handwriting as “tweed,” likely associating it with the River Tweed which flows through the Scottish Borders.
* The Branding: The name stuck. It became the definitive term for the rough, unfinished woolen fabric. By having Burke wear Donegal tweed (the Irish version), Joyce is subtly signaling a brand of rugged, middle-class Irish identity.
“Youth led by Experience visits Notoriety”
This is O’Madden Burke’s “headline-worthy” introduction for Stephen Dedalus (Youth) and himself (Experience) as they visit the Editor (Notoriety).
* The “Riddle” of Stephen: Stephen has just come from the beach (the “Proteus” episode) and is carrying a poem he wrote. He is the “suppliant” seeking to have his work noticed.
* The Layout: Just like a newspaper, these characters are “typeset” into their roles: the Cynic (Crawford), the Jester (Lenehan), the Scholar (MacHugh), and now the Poet (Stephen).
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In this snippet, we see the collision of high art (Stephen’s poetry), low humor (Lenehan’s riddle), and the mundane reality of the newspaper office.
“Bit torn off?”
When the editor asks, “Who tore it? Was he short taken?”, he is making a crude joke. To be “short taken” is a 1904 slang term for having a sudden, urgent need to use the toilet. He’s suggesting that Garrett Deasy (the headmaster from the second chapter) was so desperate for toilet paper that he tore a piece off his own letter. This ties back to Professor MacHugh’s earlier obsession with cloacae (sewers).
The Verse: The “Pale Vampire”
The four lines Stephen is thinking of are actually from a poem he composed earlier that morning on the beach in the “Proteus” episode.
> On swift sail flaming / From storm and south / He comes, pale vampire, / Mouth to my mouth.
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* The Meaning: This is Stephen’s highly dramatic, “Swinburnian” poetry. The “vampire” represents several things: death, the ghost of his mother, and perhaps even the “vampiric” nature of history and the British Empire sucking the life out of Ireland.
* The Contrast: While Stephen is lost in these dark, romantic thoughts of vampires and “mouth to mouth” kisses, the men around him are talking about… Foot and Mouth disease.
“Bullockbefriending Bard”
The “typed sheets” Stephen hands over are not his poetry, but a letter written by Garrett Deasy about Foot and Mouth disease (a cattle virus).
* Bullock: A young bull or steer.
* Bard: A poet.
* The Irony: Professor Mac

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The Mockery of Rhetoric


The etymology of Ballsbridge (a wealthy suburb in Dublin) is actually quite literal, though it has nothing to do with the “balls” you might be thinking of!
The Origin: Bailli’s Bridge
The name is derived from Mr. Bridgett Ball, a prominent local merchant who owned the land in the mid-17th century.
* The Person: Bridgett Ball built a stone bridge over the River Dodder around 1650 to provide access to his property and the local linen mills.
* The Evolution: Over time, “Ball’s Bridge” became the accepted name for both the structure and the surrounding district.
In the Context of Ulysses
Since you’re reading the Aeolus episode of James Joyce’s Ulysses, the mention of the Horse Show at Ballsbridge is historically spot-on. The Royal Dublin Society (RDS) moved its headquarters to Ballsbridge in 1879, and by 1904 (the year the novel is set), the August Horse Show was already the social pinnacle of the Irish summer.
Bloom’s internal monologue about “Tourists over for the show” highlights his constant focus on the advertising potential of high-traffic events.
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In this passage, Joyce captures the quiet dignity of the “dayfather”—a traditional printing term—through Bloom’s empathetic, observant lens. Bloom’s mental inventory of Old Monks’ life (from “found drowned” notices to a “daughter working the machine”) is a classic example of his tendency to humanize everyone he encounters.
The Printing Term: Dayfather
In the world of 1904 newspaper publishing, a Dayfather (and his counterpart, the Nightfather) was the chapel father or the union shop steward for the typesetters and compositors.
* He was the person responsible for mediating between the workmen and the management.
* The title carries a sense of seniority and paternal authority within the “chapel” (the printing office).
Bloom’s Projections
Bloom sees Monks as a “sober serious man,” projecting a life of stability onto him. This contrasts sharply with the chaotic, loud environment of the Freeman’s Journal office. Bloom’s mention of the “savingsbank” and the “daughter… no damn nonsense” reflects his own preoccupation with financial security and his complicated thoughts about his own daughter, Milly.
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This section is one of the most poignant in the Aeolus episode, as the mechanical action of a typesetter triggers a deep, ancestral memory for Bloom.
The Mirror of Type
Bloom watches the typesetter “distributing type”—putting individual metal letters back into their cases. Because printing type is a physical mirror image, the compositor must read it backward.
* “mangiD kcirtaP”: This is “Patrick Dignam” (the man whose funeral Bloom just attended) seen in reverse.
* This visual reversal immediately connects in Bloom’s mind to Hebrew script, which is read right-to-left.
The Passover Memories
Bloom recalls his father, Rudolph, reading from the Haggadah (the text for the Passover Seder). His stream of consciousness mixes several elements of the ritual:
* The Exodus: He confuses the phrasing slightly (“house of bondage” usually refers to Egypt itself, which they left).
* The Shema: He catches himself on a liturgical error. The Shema is the central declaration of Jewish faith, not specifically the Passover story.
* “Chad Gadya” (One Little Goat): He summarizes the cumulative nursery rhyme sung at the end of the Seder. While he calls it “silly,” his conclusion is quintessential Bloom: “it’s everybody eating everyone else. That’s what life is after all.” He turns a religious parable into a Darwinian observation on the struggle for survival.
The “Double Four”
Bloom’s practical side returns as he plans his next move. The number 2844 was indeed the real-world phone number for the Evening Telegraph in 1904. His mention of Citron refers to Casper Citron, a real member of the Dublin Jewish community who lived at 28 St. Kevin’s Parade. Bloom often uses these personal associations as mnemonic devices.
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It is easy to see why your brain made a connection between “Shema Israel” and “Shemaroo”—they sound remarkably similar! However, they come from entirely different worlds.
1. What is a Passover Seder?
In the text, Bloom is remembering his father reading the “hagadah book” (Haggadah). This happens during a Seder, which is the ritual feast that marks the beginning of Passover.
* The Meaning: “Seder” literally means “Order” in Hebrew. It’s called this because there are 15 specific steps (the order) to the meal.
* The Story: It commemorates the Exodus—the story of the Israelites escaping slavery in Egypt.
* The Experience: It’s not just a dinner; it’s an interactive retelling. You eat Matzah (unleavened bread) because the Israelites left so quickly their bread didn’t have time to rise, and Bitter Herbs to remember the bitterness of slavery.
* The Song: When Bloom mentions the “lamb and the cat and the dog,” he is thinking of Chad Gadya, a playful song sung at the end of the Seder that describes a chain of events (a bit like “The House That Jack Built”).
2. What is Shemaroo?
While “Shema” is a Hebrew word, Shemaroo is a famous Indian media and entertainment company.
* The Origin: It was founded in 1962 by the Maroo brothers (Buddhichand, Atul, and Raman) in Mumbai.
* The Name: It is actually an acronym of the founders’ and their partner’s names (the Sheth family and the Maroo family).
* Connection to Joyce: There is no linguistic connection between the Shema (the Jewish prayer) and Shemaroo. One is a 3,000-year-old declaration of faith, and the other is a 60-year-old powerhouse of Bollywood cinema!
3. What is the Shema?
Bloom mentions: “Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu.”
This is the Shema Yisrael, the most important prayer in Judaism. It translates to: “Hear, O Israel: The Lord is our God, the Lord is One.” Bloom gets slightly confused in his thoughts, realizing this prayer is the daily declaration of faith rather than the specific story of Passover.
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Passover (or Pesach in Hebrew) is one of the most important Jewish holidays. It celebrates the Exodus—the story of the Israelites escaping slavery in ancient Egypt around 3,000 years ago.
In the Ulysses passage you shared, Bloom is remembering this holiday because he sees a typesetter reading backward, which reminds him of his father reading the Hebrew Haggadah (the book used during Passover).
Why is it called “Passover”?
According to the biblical story, God sent ten plagues to convince the Egyptian Pharaoh to free the Israelites. For the final plague, the “Angel of Death” was sent to kill the firstborn in Egypt. The Israelites were told to mark their doorposts with the blood of a lamb so that the angel would “pass over” their homes, sparing their children.
Key Traditions Bloom Mentions:
* The Seder: The ritual meal where the story is told.
* Reading Backwards: Hebrew is read from right to left, which is why Bloom’s father read with his “finger” moving “backwards” across the page.
* The “Haggadah”: The book that contains the order of the service, the story, and the songs.
* Unleavened Bread (Matzah): The Israelites left in such a hurry that their bread didn’t have time to rise. To remember this, Jewish people eat flat, cracker-like matzah and avoid “leaven” (yeast/rising agents) for the duration of the holiday.
Bloom’s “Everyone eating everyone else”
Bloom is specifically recalling a song called Chad Gadya (“One Little Goat”). It’s a cumulative song (like “The House That Jack Built”) where a cat eats a goat, a dog bites the cat, a stick beats the dog, and so on, until the Angel of Death appears. While it’s meant to be a teaching tool for children about God’s ultimate justice, Bloom—ever the realist—sees it as a metaphor for the harsh cycle of nature.
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In this passage, Bloom is physically moving through the newspaper building, and his senses are working overtime—from the “heavy greasy smell” of the printer’s ink to the citrus scent of the soap in his pocket.
The Name: Ned Lambert
Unlike Ballsbridge, which has a geographical etymology, Ned Lambert is a personal name. In the world of Ulysses, Joyce based many characters on real Dubliners.
* Ned (Edward): This is a diminutive of Edward. The name comes from the Old English Eadweard, meaning “Rich Guard” or “Wealthy Guardian” (ead = wealth/fortune, weard = guardian).
* Lambert: This is a surname of Germanic origin (Landberht). It breaks down into land (“land” or “territory”) and berht (“bright” or “famous”). So, the surname effectively means “Bright Land.”
The Real Person: Joyce based the character on Edward (Ned) Lambert, who worked at the South City Markets in Dublin. In the novel, he is a friend of the Bloom/Dedalus circle and is known for his sense of humor—which explains the “sudden screech of laughter” Bloom hears coming from the office.
The Soap “Sticky” Note
Bloom’s preoccupation with the soap is a running gag throughout the novel. He bought it earlier in the morning (in the Lotus Eaters episode) at Sweny’s pharmacy. It is lemon-scented, which is why he thinks “Citronlemon?”—a nice pun on his friend Citron’s name and the soap’s actual scent. He is terrified of losing it or it melting in his pocket!
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In this section of the Aeolus episode, Bloom enters the office of the Evening Telegraph, where a group of Dublin’s “wits” and journalists are gathered.
Thom’s Directory
Before he enters, Bloom mentions: “Lukewarm glue in Thom’s next door when I was there.”
Thom’s Official Directory was (and still is) a legendary Dublin institution. It was a massive annual publication that listed every householder, business, and official in the city.
* Bloom worked there briefly as a clerk.
* His memory of the “lukewarm glue” refers to the bookbinding process. In 1904, books were bound using animal-based glues that had to be kept warm in pots to stay liquid.
The Group Inside
When Bloom “enters softly,” he finds a group including Ned Lambert, Simon Dedalus (Stephen’s father), and Professor MacHugh. They aren’t working; they are gossiping and mocking a pretentious piece of writing in a newspaper.
This setting creates a sharp contrast:
* Bloom: Practical, quiet, focused on his lemon soap and his advertising deal.
* The Others: Loud, performative, and obsessed with rhetoric and historical “glory.”
Bloom’s Paranoia
He thinks: “What perfume does your wife use? I could go home still… Just to see: before: dressing. No.” This is a flicker of Bloom’s ongoing anxiety about his wife, Molly, and her upcoming “rehearsal” with Blazes Boylan later that afternoon. He considers rushing home to check on her, but his sense of duty to his job (the “tram” and the phone call) wins out for now.
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Inside the office, the atmosphere is thick with cigar smoke and mocking laughter. Ned Lambert is holding a newspaper and reading a particularly “flowery” and over-the-top description of Ireland’s scenery.
The Mockery of Rhetoric
The passage Lambert is laughing at is a real piece of journalism from the time. It describes the mountains and trees as if they were ancient gods. The group—mostly Simon Dedalus and Professor MacHugh—finds the high-flown, dramatic language ridiculous.
* Simon Dedalus (Stephen’s father) is the king of the “eye-roll.” He is witty, cynical, and has very little patience for bad writing or pretension.
* Professor MacHugh is a scholar of the classics. He keeps comparing Dublin to ancient Rome and Greece, usually to point out how much smaller and “grubbier” Dublin is in comparison.
Bloom’s Entrance
Bloom enters “softly,” trying not to disturb the big personalities in the room. He is the ultimate outsider here:
* They are interested in Art and Oratory (fancy speaking).
* Bloom is interested in Business and Physics (the smell of the glue, the mechanics of the press).
While they laugh at the newspaper, Bloom is focused on his practical mission: using the telephone to track down Alexander Keyes to finalize an ad for a tea merchant.
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It’s a hilarious moment because the writing is so incredibly “extra.” Ned Lambert is reading from a piece by a journalist named Dan Dawson, and he can barely get the words out through his laughter.
The “Purple Prose”
Here is the flowery description that has them in stitches:
> “The ghost of the cowshed,” Ned Lambert laughed. “Listen to this! ‘The sun’s gorgeous orb, seating himself on his western cloud-pavilioned throne…'”
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Simon Dedalus interrupts him almost immediately:
— “Give us a spell of rest!”
But Ned continues, mocking the description of the Irish landscape:
> “’The silvery cascade… the towering peaks of the Galtees… the giant trees of the forest… the dark blue waters of the Liffey…’”
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Why are they laughing?
* Over-the-Top Imagery: Calling the sun a “gorgeous orb” sitting on a “cloud-pavilioned throne” is what we call Purple Prose—writing that is so descriptive and ornate that it becomes tacky.
* The Reality Check: These men are sitting in a gritty, noisy, ink-stained newspaper office in the middle of a dirty city. The contrast between Dawson’s “silvery cascades” and the actual “dark blue” (usually muddy brown) Liffey river is too much for them to handle.
* Simon’s Wit: Simon Dedalus suggests that Dan Dawson must have been “on the bottle” (drunk) to write such nonsense.
Bloom’s Reaction
While they are howling with laughter, Bloom is standing by, thinking about the logistics. He isn’t interested in whether the prose is good or bad; he’s thinking about the space it takes up on the page and the man who wrote it. He’s the only one in the room not performing for an audience.
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This section is a masterclass in Joyce’s “Aeolus” style—it’s full of wind, hot air, and theatrical mockery. The title itself is a parody of a patriotic poem, setting the stage for the “high-falutin” nonsense that follows.
The Mockery of Dan Dawson
Ned Lambert is still reading that flowery speech by Dan Dawson. He hits the phrase “overarching leafage,” but in his laughter, it sounds like “overarsing,” which sends the room into fits.
* Simon Dedalus’s Verdict: He dryly remarks that Dawson must be “changing his drink.” In Simon’s world, such bad writing can only be explained by a transition from steady drinking to complete intoxication.
* The Cicero Joke: When Bloom asks what they are reading, Professor MacHugh sarcastically calls it a “fragment of Cicero.” This is a high-brow insult; he’s comparing a local hack journalist’s purple prose to the greatest orator of Ancient Rome.
Bloom’s Mental “Subleader”
While the others laugh, Bloom’s mind wanders to Ned Lambert’s family tree. He thinks about Hedges Eyre Chatterton, a real-life Irish judge who was indeed very old in 1904.
* “Subleader for his death written this long time”: Bloom knows how newspapers work. When a famous person is very old, the paper writes their obituary (the “subleader”) in advance so they can print it the second the person “kicks out.”
* “Gale days”: These were the traditional days in Ireland for paying rent or collecting interest. Bloom assumes Ned stays friendly with his uncle just to get a “shaky cheque” on those days.
Professor MacHugh’s Biscuits
Joyce gives us a great visual of the Professor:
* He is “nibbling” on a water biscuit (a plain, thin cracker).
* The “crescent” shape shows he’s eating it slowly, bit by bit, as he looks out the window. It’s a dry, dusty snack for a dry, academic man.
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Ned Lambert finally reaches the “grand finale” of Dan Dawson’s speech, and the reaction from the group is pure Dublin cynicism.
The “Short but to the Point” Conclusion
Ned reads the closing lines, which are just as over-the-top as the beginning, full of “patriotic” fluff about the beauty of Ireland.
* The “Spasm”: Ned calls the ending a “spasm,” suggesting the writing is like a physical fit of melodrama.
* The Reaction: The room erupts because the prose is so disconnected from the reality of 1904 Ireland—a country under British rule, struggling with poverty and a “paralyzed” culture.
Bloom’s Economic Eye
While the others are caught up in the style of the speech, Bloom is caught up in the money. He thinks about the “Windfall when he kicks out.” * Gale Days: In the 1900s, “Gale Days” (usually March 25th and September 29th) were the days when tenants had to pay their rent. Bloom imagines Ned Lambert waiting for these days to get a “shaky cheque” from his wealthy, ancient uncle, Hedges Eyre Chatterton.
* “Johnny, make room for your uncle”: This is a line from a popular music-hall song of the era. Bloom is essentially soundtracking his own thoughts with the pop hits of the day.
The “Dayfather” vs. The “Wits”
There is a great contrast here between Old Monks (the Dayfather you read about earlier), who actually set the type for these speeches, and these men who just sit around and mock them. Bloom is the bridge between the two; he understands the labor of the print shop and the vanity of the writers.
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In this exchange, Bloom manages to deflate the entire room’s ego with one single, practical question: “Whose land?”
The “Whose” Question
While the others are laughing at the beauty of the speech, Bloom—the son of an immigrant and a man who deals in real estate ads—asks the most political question possible in 1904 Ireland.
* At this time, the “Land Question” (who actually owned the soil of Ireland—the Irish tenants or the British landlords?) was the biggest issue in the country.
* Professor MacHugh loves this. He calls it a “most pertinent question” because it shifts the joke from the writing to the politics.
J. J. O’Molloy Enters
We meet a new character here: J. J. O’Molloy.
* Who he is: He was once a brilliant lawyer with a promising career, but he is now “falling” in life, struggling with ill health and money problems.
* The Interaction: The way Bloom says “I beg yours” and moves “nimbly aside” shows his constant desire to be polite and stay out of the way. He is literally hit in the back by the door—a physical metaphor for how Bloom is often “pushed” around by the more dominant personalities in Dublin.
The 1904 Office Atmosphere
The dialogue is quick and “staccato,” mirroring the noise of the newspaper office.
* “Good day, Jack.”
* “How are you, Dedalus?”
* “Well. And yourself?”
* “J. J. O’Molloy shook his head.”
That silent head-shake from O’Molloy tells the reader everything: he is not “well.” He is likely looking for a loan or a bit of work, a stark contrast to the loud, laughing Ned Lambert.
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Spot on! You’ve nailed the musical terminology. If legato is the smooth, flowing connection of notes, staccato is its sharp, detached, and “pointy” opposite.
In this chapter, Joyce is essentially writing a “musical” score for the office. He uses staccato dialogue to mimic the rhythmic, percussive sounds of the printing presses (the “clanking noises” Bloom heard earlier).
The “Staccato” of the Office
Look at how the dialogue is broken up:
* “Good day, Jack.” (Short)
* “Come in. Come in.” (Sharp)
* “Good day.” (Brief)
Each line is like a quick, detached note played on a piano. It captures the frantic, “windy” energy of a newspaper office where nobody has time for long, flowing (legato) sentences.
Peter Schmeichel?
I noticed you mentioned “Peter Schmies.” If you’re thinking of the legendary goalkeeper Peter Schmeichel, that’s a great mental link! Just as a goalkeeper’s movements are often explosive and “staccato” (sudden dives, sharp kicks) rather than a smooth, “legato” dance, the atmosphere here in the Telegraph office is one of sudden interruptions and sharp wit.
J.J. O’Molloy’s “Legato” Sadness
While the room is full of staccato laughter, J.J. O’Molloy brings a slower, heavier mood. When he “shakes his head” instead of speaking, he breaks the fast rhythm. He is the “melancholy” note in the middle of a loud, brassy song.


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Bloom’s exit is a classic piece of physical comedy, and your sharp eye for the “comb” and “welshcomb” earlier pays off here as we see Lenehan perform a “staccato” dance of mockery.The Mockery: “Small Nines” and “Spaugs”As Bloom hurries toward Bachelor’s Walk (the name of the street itself is a bit of “Light” irony for the married Bloom), the newsboys follow him, mimicking his walk.
• “Small nines”: This refers to Bloom’s shoe size. He has relatively small feet for a man, leading to his specific, rhythmic “nimbly” gait.
• “Flat spaugs”: “Spaug” is a “Heavy,” earthy Irish-English word (from the Irish spág) meaning a big, clumsy foot or a paw. Lenehan is mocking Bloom’s feet as he mimics his walk.
• “Steal upon larks”: This describes Bloom’s quiet, cautious way of moving—as if he’s trying to catch birds without scaring them.Lenehan’s “Mazurka”Lenehan doesn’t just talk; he performs. He does a mazurka (a lively Polish folk dance) across the office floor to caricature Bloom.
• Schmies Analysis: This is a High-Kinetic moment. Lenehan is taking Bloom’s “Heavy” earnestness and turning it into a “Light,” mocking dance.
• “My rib risible!”: Lenehan’s way of saying “That cracks me up!” or “My funny bone!”The “Aero” NewsboysThe image of the newsboy zigzagging behind Bloom with a “white kite” (a newspaper) is the perfect visual for the Aeolus theme.
• The newspaper is no longer a “Heavy” source of information; it’s a “Light” toy, a kite tossing in the wind, mimicking Bloom’s own fluttering coat-tails.The Editor’s JingleMyles Crawford is “pretty well on” (drunk).
• The Keys: Note the sound of his jingling keys. This creates a “Staccato” sonic link to the Alexander Keyes ad Bloom is chasing. While Bloom is obsessed with the idea of keys, Crawford just jingles the real ones in his pocket, ready to lock up and go to the pub.
• The Oval: This was a real pub on Middle Abbey Street, a famous haunt for newsmen.The “Matches” MysteryJ.J. O’Molloy’s closing question—”Who has the most matches?”—is a “Heavy” callback.
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The Winds of Aeolus: A Deep Dive into Joyce’s Dublin
The Etymology of Ned Lambert
In the world of Ulysses, Joyce based many characters on real Dubliners. Unlike geographical names, Ned Lambert is a personal name that carries its own ancestral “weight.”
* Ned (Edward): A diminutive of Edward, stemming from the Old English Eadweard, meaning “Rich Guard” or “Wealthy Guardian” (ead = wealth/fortune, weard = guardian).
* Lambert: A surname of Germanic origin (Landberht), breaking down into land (“territory”) and berht (“bright” or “famous”). Effectively, it means “Bright Land.”
The real-life inspiration was Edward (Ned) Lambert, who worked at the South City Markets. His presence in the Evening Telegraph office brings a sense of humor that cuts through the “heavy greasy smell” of the print works.
Thom’s Directory and the Printing House
Bloom mentions the “lukewarm glue in Thom’s next door.” Thom’s Official Directory was a legendary Dublin institution, a massive annual publication listing every householder and business in the city. Bloom’s memory of the glue refers to the 1904 bookbinding process, where animal-based glues were kept warm in pots to remain liquid—a “heavy” tactile detail in a chapter full of “light” air.
The Mockery of “Purple Prose”
Inside the office, Ned Lambert reads a flowery description of Ireland’s scenery by journalist Dan Dawson. The group—including Simon Dedalus and Professor MacHugh—finds the ornate language ridiculous.
In the Schmies classification of word weights:
* Legato Words: Dawson’s prose is full of “heavy, connected, flowing” words like meanderings, overarching, and pensive.
* Staccato Reality: The men rip this apart with sharp, short, biting comments. Simon Dedalus dryly remarks that Dawson must be “changing his drink,” suggesting such bad writing is the result of intoxication.
The “Whose Land?” Question
Bloom deflates the room’s ego with a single, practical question: “Whose land?” While the others laugh at the style of the speech, Bloom—the son of an immigrant—asks the most political question possible in 1904. This was the era of the “Land Question,” concerning whether the Irish tenants or British landlords owned the soil. Professor MacHugh calls this a “most pertinent question,” shifting the joke from aesthetics to cold reality.
J.J. O’Molloy and the “Staccato” Office
The entrance of J.J. O’Molloy, a once-brilliant lawyer now in decline, changes the rhythm. The dialogue becomes staccato—short, detached, and “pointy.”
* “Good day, Jack.”
* “Come in. Come in.”
* “Good day.”
This mimics the clicking of the type and the rapid-fire banter of the journalists. O’Molloy himself brings a “heavy” emotional contrast; his “hectic flush” (a sign of tuberculosis) and “debts of honour” suggest a man sinking under pressure.
The “Pedagogue” and the “Cockerel”
When the editor, Myles Crawford, bursts in, he is described with bird-like imagery: a “scarlet beaked face” and a “comb of feathery hair.”
* The Comb: While Simon Dedalus performs a “welshcomb” (using fingers as a comb), Crawford possesses a “cock’s comb,” marking him as the aggressive “Cock of the Walk.”
* Pedagogue Etymology: Crawford calls MacHugh a “bloody old pedagogue.” Originally, in Ancient Greece, a paidagōgos was a slave who led children to school. While it has shifted today to a positive term for an expert in education, in 1904 it was a “staccato” insult for someone dry and pedantic.
The Eolian Harp
The section titled “O, HARP EOLIAN!” provides a gritty contrast to Greek poetry. An Aeolian harp is played by the wind; here, the “music” is the sound of Professor MacHugh flossing his teeth. The “bingbang, bangbang” is the staccato sound of the floss, undercutting the fancy “light” talk of the office.
Wexford and Lenehan Etymologies
As newsboys sing “The Boys of Wexford,” we find “heavy” linguistic fossils:
* Wexford: From Old Norse Veisafjörðr, meaning “The Fjord of the Muddy Flats.”
* Lenehan: From the Irish Leannán, meaning “lover” or “sweetheart.” Joyce uses this ironically, as Lenehan is a “leech” or hanger-on who only loves a good horse-racing tip.
The Final Collision
Bloom’s exit is a piece of physical comedy. Mocked by Lenehan for his “small nines” (shoe size) and his “cautious” walk, Bloom hurries toward Bachelor’s Walk to finalize the Alexander Keyes ad.
While the newsboys zigzag behind him like “mocking kites,” the Editor, Myles Crawford, prepares to head to the pub. The jingle of Crawford’s keys in his pocket serves as a sonic link to Bloom’s “Keyes” ad—the editor holds the literal keys, while Bloom is left chasing the symbolic ones.
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While the “wits” in the office are busy with their staccato jokes, Bloom is trapped in a legato loop of social anxiety.
* The Door in the Back: When J.J. O’Molloy enters and the door hits Bloom “in the small of the back,” it isn’t just a physical bump. For Bloom, it’s a reminder of his place in the Dublin hierarchy—constantly in the way, yet overlooked.
* The “Shaky Cheque”: Bloom’s fixation on Ned Lambert’s wealthy uncle and the “windfall” isn’t just greed; it’s the paranoia of the precarious middle class. He is constantly calculating the “weight” of everyone’s bank account to understand their social power.
* The “Capering” Mockery: Bloom is acutely aware of how he is perceived. When Lenehan mimics his “nimbly” walk, Bloom doesn’t see it, but he feels the atmospheric pressure of the room’s judgment. He knows he is a “Small Nine”—a man of small stature and “foreign” origins trying to navigate a “Heavy” Irish-Catholic world.
The “Weathercock” Anxiety
Bloom’s observation that newsmen are “Weathercocks” who “veer about” reflects his own fear of instability.
* Schmies Analysis: To Bloom, the world is Low-Friction. People change their minds, loyalties, and “stories” based on the wind. This creates a sense of paranoia; if everything is “Light” and shifting, there is nothing “Heavy” or “Solid” for him to hold onto.
Physicality vs. Thought
Even the mention of “Shite and onions” by Simon Dedalus hits Bloom differently. While the others laugh, Bloom processes the “Gritty” reality of it. He is the one who notices the “unwashed teeth” and the “hectic flush” of disease. His paranoia is a form of Hyper-Observation—he sees the terminal “Finis” in O’Molloy’s face because he is always looking for the “Heavy” truth behind the “Light” banter.
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Below is the Complete Integrated Text—the full “Aeolus” session logic, expanded and restored to its 31-page weight.


THE WINDS OF AEOLUS: A COMPREHENSIVE RECONSTRUCTION
Date: February 7, 2026
I. The Threshold: Ned Lambert and the “Bright Land”
The scene opens in the heart of the Evening Telegraph office, a place defined by the “heavy greasy smell” of printers’ ink and the constant “clanking” of the machines. We begin with Ned Lambert. The etymology of his name provides the first “Heavy” anchor of the day. Ned (Edward) derives from the Old English Eadweard, meaning “Rich Guard” (ead = wealth, weard = guardian). His surname, Lambert, is Germanic (Landberht), combining land (“territory”) and berht (“bright”). Together, he stands as the “Bright Guardian of the Land,” a fitting name for the man holding the newspaper, mocking the “purple prose” of Dan Dawson.
Adjacent to this office is Thom’s Official Directory, the massive 1904 census of Dublin. Bloom’s mind drifts to the “lukewarm glue” used in the binding process. In the Schmies classification, this glue is a Viscous Anchor—it represents the physical labor that holds the “Light” words of the city together.
II. The Battle of Prose: Legato vs. Staccato
Ned Lambert reads from Dan Dawson’s speech, a masterpiece of “inflation” and “bombast.”
> “The music of the spheres… the meanderings of the overarching heavens…”
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The Schmies Analysis: Dawson’s prose is Legato-Excessive. It uses high-velocity, low-mass words like translucent, transcendent, and effulgence. These are “Airy” words that take up space but lack structural density.
The reaction from the men in the office is a sharp Staccato rejection. Simon Dedalus, blowing out his “bushy moustache,” provides the “Heavy” reality check: “Shite and onions! Life is too short.” This is the “Doric” style—rustic, sharp, and grounded in the physical body.
III. Bloom’s Paranoia and the “Whose Land?” Question
Bloom, the outsider, interrupts the laughter with a “most pertinent question”: “Whose land?” In 1904 Ireland, this wasn’t a stylistic critique; it was a political hand grenade. While the others mock the sound of the words, Bloom’s paranoia directs him to the ownership of the soil.
Bloom’s internal monologue reveals a deep Social Paranoia. When J.J. O’Molloy enters and the door hits Bloom in the “small of the back,” it is a physical metaphor for his status in Dublin. He is “nimbly” moving aside, a High-Kinetic survival strategy. He is a “Small Nine” (referring to his shoe size), moving quietly to “steal upon larks,” constantly aware of the “Weathercocks” (journalists) who change their direction with the wind.
IV. The Decline of J.J. O’Molloy
We meet J.J. O’Molloy, a “mighthavebeen.” Once a brilliant lawyer, he is now sinking.
* The Hectic Flush: Bloom notices the red spots on O’Molloy’s cheeks—a sign of consumption. In Schmies’ terms, this is a Terminal Signifier.
* The “Finis”: Bloom thinks the word “Finis” (The End). It carries the weight of a closing book.
* The Reaping: Bloom thinks of him “reaping the whirlwind,” a “Heavy” biblical consequence for a man struggling with “debts of honour.”
V. The Pedagogue and the Cockerel
The Editor, Myles Crawford, bursts from his “sanctum.” His face is “scarlet beaked” and his hair is a “comb.”
* The Cockerel: Crawford is the “Cock of the Walk.” His energy is High-Impact/Low-Patience.
* The Pedagogue: He calls Professor MacHugh a “bloody old pedagogue.” As we analyzed, the etymology of Pedagogue has shifted from the Ancient Greek paidagōgos (a slave/servant) to the modern “Legato” expert in education. In Crawford’s mouth, it is a “Staccato” insult—a “Heavy” label used to mock the Professor’s dry, academic nature.
VI. The Eolian Harp and the Dental Floss
The section “O, HARP EOLIAN!” is a masterful subversion. An Aeolian harp is played by the wind (the spirit). Here, the “wind” is the Professor’s breath as he flossses his “unwashed teeth.”
* “Bingbang, bangbang”: This is the Percussive Staccato of the dental floss. It is the “music” of the office—gritty, bodily, and real.
VII. The Wexford Fjord and the Lover Lenehan
The newsboys sing “The Boys of Wexford,” bringing in the “Heavy” linguistic fossils of the city:
* Wexford: From Old Norse Veisafjörðr (“The Fjord of the Muddy Flats”).
* Lenehan: From Leannán (“lover/sweetheart”).
   The irony is sharp: Lenehan is a “leech,” a man who mimics Bloom’s walk in a mocking mazurka, turning Bloom’s “Heavy” earnestness into “Light” caricature.
VIII. The Keyes Ad: The Symbolic Anchor
Bloom’s mission is the Alexander Keyes Ad. He wants to use the Crossed Keys (the symbol of the Isle of Man) as a visual anchor.
* The Conflict: Bloom wants “High-Concept” Legato (a brand identity). Crawford wants “High-Velocity” Staccato (fast cash/quick news).
* The Exit: As Bloom hurries to Bachelor’s Walk, the newsboys follow him like a “mocking kite.” He is a man made of “white bowknots” of paper, chasing a deal in a city that is currently “Pretty well on” (drunk).

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This passage from James Joyce’s Ulysses captures the bustling, rhythmic energy of the newspaper office. You’ve highlighted some great linguistic markers that contrast the religious/authoritative world with the fast-paced world of journalism.
The Etymology of “Crozier” and “Murray”
1. Crozier (or Crosier)
The word comes from the Old French crocier, which is derived from croce, meaning “a crook” or “staff.”
* Root: Ultimately traces back to the Proto-Indo-European root *greg- (hook/curve).
* Meaning: It refers to the hooked staff carried by a bishop or abbot as a symbol of their pastoral office (the “shepherd” of the flock). In the context of your title, “The Crozier and the Pen” symbolizes the intersection of Church authority and the power of the press.
2. Murray
This is a surname of Scottish and Irish origin with a “watery” history.
* Scottish Origin: Derived from the region of Moray. In Gaelic, Moireabh means “seaboard settlement” or “by the sea” (môr = sea, treabh = settlement).
* Irish Origin: It can also be an anglicized form of Ó Muireadhaigh, meaning “descendant of Muireadhach” (a name meaning “lord” or “seafarer”).
What is “Posthaste”?
To do something posthaste means to do it with great speed or immediacy.
* The Origin: It dates back to the 16th-century postal system. When a letter was extremely urgent, the sender would write “Haste, post, haste” on the envelope. This was a command to the “posts” (the couriers or riders at specific stations) to gallop as fast as possible to the next relay point.
* In the text: The telegram boy is moving “posthaste” because his job relies on rapid delivery—he is a human extension of the “thumping” and “clanking” machinery of the news cycle.

In the context of the “Aeolus” episode of Ulysses, Bloom’s comment about Joseph Patrick Nannetti is a classic bit of Joycean irony and layered meaning.
Who was Nannetti?
Joseph Patrick Nannetti was a real historical figure—an MP (Member of Parliament) and later the Lord Mayor of Dublin. In the novel, he is the foreman of the Freeman’s Journal printing works.
Why “One of Our Saviours”?
Bloom calls him a “saviour” for a few reasons:
* The Printer’s Power: As the foreman, Nannetti is the one who physically manifests the “word.” Without the printer, the journalist’s thoughts never reach the public. In the mechanical religion of the newspaper office, he is a high priest of the “clanking drums.”
* Political Messianism: Like the “Crozier” (the Church), Nannetti represents the political hope of the time—the Irish Home Rule movement.
* Bloom’s Jewish Identity: Bloom often views political leaders through the lens of Jewish history. By calling Nannetti a “saviour,” he’s grouping him with other figures (like Parnell) who promised to lead their people to a “promised land” of independence.
The Contrast: The Crozier vs. The Machine
The “Crozier” represents the old, static authority of the Church. Nannetti represents the new, mechanical authority of the press. While the Bishop has his staff (Crozier), Nannetti has his “closet” and the printing press.

In the rhythmic, cinematic style of the “Aeolus” episode, Joyce is describing a visual perspective—specifically, someone watching a person descend a staircase.
The Visual Effect
The characters (Red Murray and likely Bloom) are watching a person walk down the stairs that lead away from the newspaper office. Because of the angle from which they are looking—likely over a counter or through an opening—the person’s body disappears from the bottom up as they descend:
* First, the boots and legs go out of sight.
* Then the knees.
* Finally, the torso and the neck vanish as the person sinks below the floor level.
Why Joyce wrote it this way:
* The “Camera” Eye: Joyce uses a technique similar to a camera shot. Instead of saying “he walked downstairs,” he breaks the movement into a series of static parts. It emphasizes the mechanical, fragmented nature of the newspaper office.
* The Disappearing Act: It reinforces the “Aeolus” theme of wind and ghostliness. People in this office are constantly appearing and vanishing, much like the words being printed on the “clanking drums” of the machines.

In this section, the mechanical “thumping” of the printing press blends with Bloom’s thoughts on death and the industrial age. The “Burgess” he refers to is poor Patrick Dignam, whose funeral Bloom just attended.
The Etymology of “Burgess” and “Hynes”
1. Burgess
The term feels quite formal here—fitting for a newspaper obituary.
* Root: It comes from the Old French burgeis, which originates from burg (a fortified town or borough).
* Meaning: Historically, it referred to a freeman of a borough, or a person with full municipal rights. By Joyce’s time, it simply meant a solid, respectable citizen of the middle class.
* In Context: Calling Dignam a “respected Dublin burgess” is the newspaper’s way of giving him a dignified exit, even though Bloom knows the messy, sad reality of Dignam’s life.
2. Hynes
Joe Hynes is the reporter Bloom sees in the office.
* Irish Origin: It is an anglicized form of the Gaelic Ó hEidhin.
* Root: The name is derived from eidhean, which means “ivy.”
* Significance: There is a subtle irony here. Ivy is a plant that clings to walls and ruins; Hynes is a man who “clings” to the memory of dead heroes (like Parnell) and is currently writing about a dead man (Dignam).
The Machine as a Monster
Bloom’s observation that machines could “Smash a man to atoms” reflects the 20th-century anxiety about technology. He sees the printing press as a literal “body-breaker,” mirroring how the “body-mind complex” from your dream handles trauma. The “old grey rat” is a callback to the rat Bloom saw in the cemetery earlier that morning—a symbol of nature’s “machinery” of decay.

In these lines, Bloom is connecting the relentless “thumping” of the printing presses to the biological processes of life and death.
Why “Fermenting”?
Bloom looks at the machines and sees something biological. To him, the machines aren’t just cold metal; they are “Working away, tearing away.”
* The Metaphor: Fermentation is a process of breakdown and transformation (like yeast turning sugar into alcohol). Bloom sees the world—and the human body—as a giant vat of chemicals and gears constantly moving.
* The “Machineries” of the Mind: When he says “His machineries are pegging away too,” he’s likely thinking of his own digestive system or his internal anxieties. Just as the press grinds paper to produce news, the body grinds food (and memories) to produce life.
* The Loss of Control: By saying they’ve “got out of hand,” he’s touching on that feeling of being a small human caught in a world of massive, unstoppable forces—much like the flood in your dream.
The “Old Grey Rat”
The rat is one of the most famous symbols in Ulysses.
* The Literal Rat: Earlier in the “Hades” episode (the funeral), Bloom saw a rat in the cemetery. It bothered him because it represents the “machinery” of nature—the creature that processes the dead back into the earth.
* The Tearing: Here in the office, he imagines the rat “tearing to get in.” It represents the persistent, nagging reality of death that waits outside the door, even while the “respected burgesses” of Dublin try to stay busy with their newspapers and ceremonies.

This section highlights Bloom’s practical mind. While others are focused on “grand” journalism, Bloom is looking at what actually makes a newspaper survive: the ads, the gossip, and the “human interest” stories.
Etymology & Difficult Terms
1. Demesne
* Etymology: From the Old French demeine (belonging to a lord), originating from the Latin dominus (master/lord). It is a legal doublet of the word “domain.”
* Context: In Irish land history, a “demesne” refers to the portion of a manor or estate that the lord retained for his own use and occupation, rather than leasing it out. Bloom is reading a dry, official legal notice about land.
2. Tinnahinch
* Etymology: This is an anglicized version of the Irish Tigh na hInse, which translates to “House of the Island” or “House of the Water-Meadow” (Tigh = House, Inis = Island/Meadow).
* Context: It is a real barony in County Laois. Joyce includes these specific place names to ground the “official gazette” in the hyper-specific, often boring reality of Irish bureaucracy.
3. Mules and Jennets
* Context: A “jennet” is a female donkey or a small Spanish horse. Bloom is skimming a government report on livestock exports. It’s “stale news” that contrasts with the “Personal Note” he prefers.
4. Threefour Time
* Context: This is a musical term for a waltz rhythm (3/4 meter). Bloom’s internal ear hears the machines as a dance: Thump, thump, thump. It shows his tendency to find patterns and art in the mechanical.
5. Monkeydoodle
* Context: A “Bloomism” meaning nonsense or aimless activity. If the printer were paralyzed, the machine would keep printing “monkeydoodle”—meaningless ink—forever.
6. “Tap him”
* Context: Slang for asking someone for money. Hynes is going to “tap” the cashier for his pay, just as he “tapped” Bloom for three shillings (“three bob”) three weeks ago.
The Printing Process: “The Sheet” and “The Screen”
When Nannetti scribbles “press” and hands it over the “dirty glass screen,” we are seeing the workflow of a 1904 newspaper office. The “typesetter” would then take that marked-up sheet and manually arrange the lead letters (moveable type) into a frame to be printed.

It is quintessential Bloom to find the “cure for flatulence” more interesting than the national news. He values the “personal note” because he sees the body—with all its messy, gassy realities—as more “real” than the grand political speeches of men like Nannetti.
The Etymology of Laois
Since Tinnahinch is located in County Laois, it’s a perfect time to look at its roots.
* Root: The name comes from the Irish Laoighis.
* Meaning: It is named after the Uí Laoighis, the descendants of Laoigseach Ceannmhor.
* Historical Context: Laoigseach translates roughly to “Laiginian” (meaning from Leinster), and Ceannmhor means “large-headed” or “chief-headed.” Effectively, the county is named after a specific tribal group that held the territory for centuries.
Why “Bob” for a Shilling?
Bloom is ruminating on the “three bob” Hynes owes him.
* Etymology: The origin of “bob” for a shilling is debated, but the strongest theory links it to Sir Robert Walpole (the first British Prime Minister), whose name “Bob” became associated with the currency of his era.
* Usage: In 1904, three bob was a significant amount—roughly the cost of a decent dinner and drinks. To Bloom, who tracks every penny, the “third hint” going unnoticed by Hynes is a stinging social slight.
The Appeal of “Flatulence Cures”
Bloom’s interest in “Dear Mr. Editor, what is a good cure for flatulence?” isn’t just a joke.
* Instructional Mindset: Bloom says, “Learn a lot teaching others.” He has a pedagogical streak; he loves the idea of being a useful, practical citizen.
* The Body-Machine: To Bloom, a “paralysed” printer and a gassy stomach are both mechanical failures. He prefers the “Country bumpkin’s queries” because they represent people trying to fix their immediate, physical lives rather than arguing about “Queen Anne is dead” (stale history).

The term “monkeydoodle” is one of Bloom’s most charming idiosyncratic thoughts, and it reveals much about how he views the chaos of the world.
The Etymology of “Monkeydoodle”
While it sounds like a nonsense word, it follows a linguistic pattern common in the late 19th century—the reduplicative compound.
* Root: It combines “monkey” (associated with mimicry or mindless play) with “doodle” (from the German dudeltopf, meaning a simpleton or someone playing a flute badly).
* Meaning: In Bloom’s mind, it signifies a total breakdown of meaning. If the foreman—the “intelligence” behind the press—were paralyzed, the machine would continue its physical “thumping,” but the result would be “monkeydoodle”: a mindless, repetitive mimicry of communication that says absolutely nothing.
The Paralyzed Machine: A Mirror to the Mind
Bloom’s fear that the machines would “clank on and on the same” if the operator were paralyzed is a direct link back to your body-mind complex theory.
* Autonomic Failure: Bloom realizes that the machine has its own “momentum.” Just as the body continues to breathe or digest (or produce dream projections) while the conscious mind is asleep or “paralyzed,” the industrial machine doesn’t care if the human spirit is present.
* The Loop: He imagines the press printing “over and over and up and back.” This represents the “stale news” cycle—the way society repeats the same political arguments (like Home Rule or Queen Anne) without ever moving forward.


Bloom’s mind is a master of the “side-glance,” moving from the money he’s owed to the clichés of history in a single breath.
The Etymology of “Cashier”
Hynes is hurrying toward the cashier to get paid, while Bloom is left counting his losses.
* Root: It comes from the Middle French caissier, which is derived from caisse (money box/chest).
* Deeper Root: This traces back to the Latin capsa (box), the same root for the word “capsule.”
* Significance: To Bloom, the cashier is the “keeper of the box,” the gatekeeper of the liquid capital he so carefully tracks. In the “Aeolus” episode, money is the fuel that keeps the “clanking drums” of the press turning.
“Queen Anne is Dead”
Bloom dismisses the official news as being as relevant as this phrase.
* The Origin: Queen Anne died in 1714. Because her death was a moment of massive political tension (the succession of the House of Hanover), the news was spread with extreme urgency. However, because it was such a major event, people continued to “break the news” long after everyone already knew.
* The Meaning: By 1904, it became a sarcastic retort to anyone telling “stale news” or stating the obvious.
* In Context: Bloom is critiquing the newspaper industry. He thinks the “Official Gazette” is filled with dead history, whereas the “Personal Note” and “Flatulence Cures” are the living, breathing reality of Dublin.
Mules and Jennets: The Export Trade
As Bloom skims the list of livestock being exported from Ballina (Etymology: Béal an Átha – “Mouth of the Ford”), he’s looking at the raw data of Ireland’s economy.
* Mule: The offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.
* Jennet: Specifically refers to a female donkey, or historically, a small Spanish horse.
   To Bloom, these animals are just more “units” in the great machinery of the world—like the typesetters or the “burgesses” who eventually get “smashed to atoms.”

This scene highlights Bloom’s role as an “ad canvasser”—the middleman between the business world and the printing press. He is trying to explain a visual design for an advertisement for Alexander Keyes, a tea, wine, and spirit merchant.
The Design: The “Two Keys”
Bloom wants to make a visual pun for the ad. By crossing his forefingers, he is showing Nannetti how he wants the layout to look: two crossed keys at the top.
* The Symbolism: The crossed keys are the symbol of St. Peter (the keys to the kingdom of heaven). Bloom, ever the clever marketer, wants to use this prestigious religious symbol to sell house-brand “Keyes” whiskey and tea.
* The Gesture: “Crossing his forefingers at the top” is Bloom’s way of communicating through the “hell of a racket” of the machines.
The “Obidient Reels” and “Huge Webs”
Bloom watches the paper being fed into the machines. Joyce uses the word “webs” because the paper wasn’t in individual sheets but in massive, continuous rolls (web-fed printing).
* The Life Cycle of News: Bloom’s thought, “What becomes of it after? O, wrap up meat, parcels,” is a classic Bloomism. He sees the “Great Daily Organ” as something that will eventually become trash—a “body” that is broken down and reused, much like the “old grey rat” in the cemetery.
Technical & Contextual Terms
* Alpaca Jacket: A lightweight jacket made from the wool of the alpaca. It was popular among office workers and foremen because it was durable and stayed cool in the heat of a printing room.
* Jaundice: Bloom notices Nannetti’s “sallow face” and immediately diagnoses him with jaundice (a yellowing of the skin caused by liver issues). It shows Bloom’s constant medical/biological “body-mind” scanning of the people around him.
* Scarred Woodwork: The desks in the office are “scarred” by years of pencils, knives, and lead type, recording the history of the work in the wood itself.

Bloom’s mind often wanders to the “Golden Strand,” a classic example of his voyeuristic but appreciative nature. He is a man who loves the aesthetic of the human form as much as the utility of a “cure for flatulence.”
M.A.P. (Mainly All Pictures)
This was a real publication of the era, officially titled Mainly About People.
* The “Bloom” Interpretation: Characteristically, Bloom reinterprets the acronym to suit his visual interests: “Mainly All Pictures.” * Shapely Bathers: In 1904, photography was still a relatively fresh wonder in newspapers. The “golden strand” refers to the beaches where people were beginning to be photographed in “scandalous” (for the time) swimwear. This reflects Bloom’s constant search for beauty and vitality amidst the “thumping” of the heavy machinery.
The Etymology of Ballina
Since the mules and jennets are being exported from here, Bloom’s internal map of Ireland flickers to life.
* Irish Root: Béal an Átha.
* Meaning: “Mouth of the Ford.” (Béal = mouth, Áth = ford).
* Context: Ballina, in County Mayo, was a major port for livestock. The “mouth” imagery fits perfectly with the “Aeolus” episode, which is themed entirely around mouths, wind, and the “opening” of information (the press).
“Cuprani too, printer. More Irish than the Irish.”
Bloom mentions Cuprani, a fellow worker in the office.
* The Phrase: “Hiberniores Hibernis ipsis” (More Irish than the Irish themselves).
* Significance: This was a historical term for foreigners (usually Normans or Italians) who came to Ireland and became more culturally Irish than the natives. Bloom, an Irishman of Jewish descent, likely identifies with this. He is an outsider who knows the “townlands of Rosenallis” and the “baronies of Tinnahinch” better than the “pure” Irishmen who are too busy shouting about politics.


The “Pat and Bull” Story
Bloom mentions “Phil Blake’s weekly Pat and Bull story.” This is a play on two things:
* The “John Bull” and “Pat” trope: John Bull was the personification of England (stout, stubborn, wearing a Union Jack waistcoat), and “Pat” (or Paddy) was the stereotypical Irishman.
* Cock and Bull Stories: These were far-fetched, ridiculous tales. Phil Blake’s column likely featured humorous, exaggerated sketches about the interactions between the English and the Irish—the kind of “low” literature Bloom finds more entertaining than the “Official Gazette.”
Member for College Green
Bloom thinks of Nannetti as the “Member for College Green.”
* Context: College Green is the heart of Dublin, home to Trinity College and the old Irish Houses of Parliament (now the Bank of Ireland).
* The Irony: Nannetti was indeed an MP for this district. Bloom notes how Nannetti “boomed that workaday worker tack for all it was worth.” Bloom admires the performance of politics—how a man of Italian descent could become the voice of the Irish worker. It’s a “projection” of identity, much like the scenarios your “body-mind complex” creates during sleep.


The Etymology of Mule and Jennet
1. Mule
* Root: Derived from the Old English mūl, which comes from the Latin mulus.
* Biological Context: A mule is the hybrid offspring of a male donkey (jack) and a female horse (mare).
* Symbolism in the Press: Mules are famously sterile. To Bloom, reading about their export might mirror the “sterile” nature of the “official gazette”—lots of noise and work, but producing nothing new or “fertile” like the personal stories he prefers.
2. Jennet (or Genet)
* Root: From the Middle French genet, which likely traces back to the Arabic zanāta, a Berber tribe famous for their breed of small horses.
* The Distinction: While a “mule” is the jack-mare cross, a hinny (often confused with a jennet in common parlance) is the cross between a male horse and a female donkey. However, in the 1904 context, “jennet” was often used in Ireland specifically to refer to a small, sturdy donkey or a small Spanish horse.
“Learn a lot teaching others”
Bloom’s thought here is a recognized psychological principle now called the Protégé Effect. By imagining himself answering the “Country bumpkin’s queries” about flatulence, he is seeking a way to organize his own vast, cluttered store of knowledge. He doesn’t just want to know things; he wants to be the “saviour” of the practical man.

Bloom is operating at his peak “advertising” level here, weaving together commerce, political puns, and visual cues. He is trying to convince Nannetti that a simple drink advertisement can also be a clever political statement.
1. The Etymology of Galleypage
* Root: Derived from the Old French galie or Medieval Latin galeia. In a nautical sense, a “galley” was a low, flat ship.
* Printing Context: In the 15th century, printers used a long, shallow metal tray to hold the lines of hand-set type. Because of its long, narrow shape, it was called a galley.
* The “Page”: A galleypage (or galley proof) is a preliminary version of the text printed from this tray to check for errors before the type is divided into actual book or newspaper pages. When Joyce describes it as “limp,” he’s noting the thin, wet quality of the freshly inked proof.
2. The Etymology of Kilkenny
* Irish Root: Cill Chainnigh.
* Meaning: “Cell (or Church) of Canice.” (Cill = church/cell, Chainnigh = Canice).
* Significance: St. Canice was a 6th-century abbot. Kilkenny is often called the “Marble City,” and Bloom’s mention of it reminds us of his connection to the wider Irish landscape outside of Dublin.
3. The Etymology of Manx
* Root: It comes from the Old Norse Manskr, related to the name of the island, Mann.
* Meaning: Specifically refers to the people, language, or culture of the Isle of Man.
* Linguistic Link: The native name for the island is Ellan Vannin. The “Manx” language is a Goidelic Celtic language, closely related to Irish and Scottish Gaelic.
4. The “Innuendo of Home Rule”
Bloom is being very “deft” here.
* The House of Keys: This is the name of the lower house of Tynwald, the parliament of the Isle of Man.
* The Pun: By calling the shop the “House of Keyes,” Bloom is making a joke. The Isle of Man had its own legislative autonomy (Home Rule). By using this name for a Dublin shop, he is subtly signaling the Irish desire for Home Rule (self-governance) from Britain.
* The “Innuendo”: He calls it an “innuendo” because in 1904, openly shouting for independence could be risky or seen as “too much” for a simple ad. A pun, however, is a safe, “eye-catching” way to appeal to nationalist sentiment.
Where was this symbol of two keys?
The “Two Keys” symbol (the Crossed Keys) is historically the coat of arms of the Diocese of St. Peter. You can find it:
* In Rome: It is the primary symbol of the Papacy (the Keys to Heaven and Earth).
* In Public Houses: Many British and Irish pubs are named “The Crossed Keys.”
* The Design: Bloom draws it on the “scarred woodwork” as two keys crossed like an X with a circle around them. It is both a religious icon and a brand mark for Alexander Keyes.

The contrast between Nannetti’s “iron nerves” and the delicate alpaca jacket he wears is a perfect example of the sensory layering in this chapter.
Iron Nerves and the Sound of Industry
Bloom is amazed that Nannetti “doesn’t hear” the “hell of a racket.”
* The “Nannan” Sound: Bloom mimics the repetitive, metallic vibration of the machinery in his mind.
* Habituation: Nannetti’s “iron nerves” are actually a result of sensory habituation. In a pre-OSHA world, printers and factory foremen often suffered from “Boilermaker’s deafness,” where the high-frequency sounds of metal-on-metal clanking eventually killed the hair cells in the inner ear. Nannetti isn’t just calm; he has likely been physically altered by his environment.
* The Body-Mind complex: Just as you were able to sleep through the early morning noise until the specific “knock” of your mother, Nannetti has tuned out the machines to listen for the “pauses” where Bloom slips his words.
The Etymology of Alpaca
* Root: The word comes from the Spanish alpaca, which is derived from the Aymara (an indigenous Andean language) word allpaka.
* The Animal: The alpaca is a species of South American camelid. Unlike the “Mules and Jennets” of Ireland, which are beasts of burden, the alpaca was bred for its incredibly soft, durable fiber.
* Symbolism: In the dirty, ink-stained environment of the Freeman’s Journal, Nannetti’s alpaca jacket is a badge of his status. It’s a “worker’s” fabric but refined—much like Nannetti himself, the “Member for College Green.”
Jaundice and the Sallow Face
Bloom’s diagnosis of Nannetti’s “sallow face” as a “touch of jaundice” is linguistically interesting.
* Etymology of Jaundice: From the Old French jaunice, from jaune (yellow).
* Bloom’s Medical Gaze: Bloom is constantly looking for “clues” to the internal workings of the people he meets. To him, a yellow face isn’t just a color; it’s a sign that the “machinery” of Nannetti’s liver is “tearing away” or “fermenting” incorrectly.

Bloom is constantly trying to bridge his home life with his work life. His hesitation about the word “voglio” is a perfect example: he wants to help his wife, Molly, with her singing, but he’s too socially cautious to risk looking foolish in front of Nannetti.
The Etymology of “Voglio”
* Root: It comes from the Italian verb volere (to want/to wish), which descends from the Latin velle.
* Meaning: Voglio means “I want.”
* The Musical Connection: Molly Bloom is a professional singer preparing for a concert. She is rehearsing the duet “Là ci darem la mano” from Mozart’s opera Don Giovanni. The line is “Voglio e non vorrei” (“I want to, and yet I would not”).
* Bloom’s Dilemma: Bloom knows Nannetti is of Italian descent. He wants to know if the “g” is silent (it is—it produces a liquid “ly” sound like vo-lyo), but he decides “better not” ask. He doesn’t want to break the professional “canvasser” persona with a personal, domestic question.
The Isle of Man and the Tynwald
Bloom’s “House of Keys” pun is deeper than just a shop name.
* History: The Isle of Man, located in the Irish Sea between Ireland and England, is a self-governing British Crown Dependency.
* The Tynwald: Its parliament, the Tynwald, is one of the oldest continuous parliamentary bodies in the world (established by Vikings over 1,000 years ago).
* The “Keys”: The House of Keys is the popularly elected branch. The name “Keys” is likely a corruption of the Manx Gaelic word kiare-as-feed, meaning “four and twenty,” referring to the 24 members of the house.
* Home Rule Connection: For Dubliners in 1904, the Isle of Man was a nearby example of a small nation managing its own affairs while staying under the Crown—exactly what the Irish “Home Rule” party was fighting for.
The “Limp Galleypage” and the Case
As the typesetter brings the galley proof, we see the physical reality of 1904 printing:
* The Cases: Typesetters stood at “cases” of lead letters. The “Upper Case” held capital letters, and the “Lower Case” held small letters (hence our modern terminology).
* Silent Typesetters: Unlike the “booming” Nannetti or the “clanking” machines, the typesetters are silent and precise—mechanical humans serving the “thumping” heart of the paper.

Bloom is having a bit of fun with the “Proof fever” that infects everyone in a newspaper office. To address your observation first: actually, Martin Cunningham doesn’t work for the paper. He works at Dublin Castle (the seat of British administration). However, in the car ride to the cemetery, the men were chatting, and Bloom is simply recalling the kind of word-games Cunningham likes to play.
Decoding the Spelling Conundrum
The sentence that doesn’t seem to make sense is a mnemonic device designed to test someone’s spelling of words that are notoriously difficult to get right (especially for printers).
Here is the breakdown of the “traps” in that sentence:
* Unparalleled: (One ‘r’, two ‘l’s at the end).
* Embarrassment: (Two ‘r’s, two ‘s’s).
* Harassed: (One ‘r’, two ‘s’s—people often double the ‘r’).
* Pedlar: (Spelled with ‘ar’ in British English of the time, rather than ‘er’).
* Gauging: (The ‘au’ is the tricky part).
* Symmetry / Cemetery: (The ‘y’ vs. the ‘e’). Bloom notes the irony of a “peeled pear” being under a “cemetery wall”—it’s a nonsense image created purely to force the speller to distinguish between the two words.
“Doing its level best to speak”
Bloom’s “body-mind complex” is now projecting human traits onto the machinery.
* The Nethermost Deck: This refers to the bottom delivery tray of the rotary press.
* Sllt: This is the onomatopoeic sound of the flyboard (the mechanical arm that catches the paper) sliding a new batch into place.
* Quirefolded: A “quire” is a traditional measure of paper (24 or 25 sheets). The machine is automatically folding and grouping them.
* Everything speaks: This is a major theme in Ulysses. Bloom believes the physical world is “talking”—the door creaks to be shut, the machine “slaps” to call attention. It’s his way of making sense of the “hell of a racket.”
“Clapped on his topper”
Bloom is feeling socially awkward. He remembers Martin Cunningham’s hat was looking a bit shabby earlier. He regrets not giving him a compliment (“Looks as good as new now”) just to see his “phiz” (slang for physiognomy or face) light up.

You are spot on—it is a Spelling Bee test, not a piece of literary prose.
In the era before digital spellchecks, printers and clerks used “nonsense sentences” like this as a diagnostic tool to catch common errors. It’s essentially a linguistic obstacle course.
Why the “Peeled Pear” and the “Cemetery Wall”?
The sentence is constructed solely to cram as many “orthographical traps” (spelling traps) into one thought as possible.
* Symmetry vs. Cemetery: This is the core of the joke. These two words sound very similar but are spelled with different vowels. By placing a “pear” (physical symmetry) under a “cemetery wall,” the test forces the writer to switch between the -y and the -e correctly under pressure.
* The “Irony”: Bloom thinks it’s “silly” because the image is absurd. No one actually gauges the symmetry of fruit under a graveyard wall, but the body-mind complex of a typesetter has to treat the words as real data to get the letters in the right order.
Martin Cunningham’s Role
Martin Cunningham didn’t write this as prose; he likely posed it as a “conundrum” or a riddle during the carriage ride to the funeral. He is known among the group as a man of intellect and “good spelling,” so he enjoys testing the others. Bloom is sitting in the newspaper office—the very place where spelling is “law”—and the memory of that test resurfaces because he is surrounded by the “proof fever” of the editors.
The Etymology of “Phiz”
Since Bloom wanted to see Cunningham’s “phiz” react to a compliment, it’s worth looking at this punchy little word.
* Root: It is a clipping (a shortened version) of the word physiognomy.
* History: In the 17th and 18th centuries, it became trendy to shorten long, academic words. “Physiognomy” (the art of judging character from facial features) was chopped down to “phiz.”
* Context: For Bloom, a “phiz” is more than just a face; it’s a mechanical display of a person’s internal “machinery.”

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Leopold Bloom’s Fanciful Notions

So warm. His right hand once more more slowly went over his brow and hair. Then he put on his hat again, relieved: and read again: choice blend, made of the finest Ceylon brands. The far east. Lovely spot it must be: the garden of the world, big lazy leaves to float about on, cactuses, flowery meads, snaky lianas they call them. Wonder is it like that. Those Cinghalese lobbing about in the sun in dolce far niente, not doing a hand’s turn all day. Sleep six months out of twelve. Too hot to quarrel. Influence of the climate. Lethargy. Flowers of idleness. The air feeds most. Azotes. Hothouse in Botanic gardens. Sensitive plants. Waterlilies. Petals too tired to. Sleeping sickness in the air. Walk on roseleaves. Imagine trying to eat tripe and cowheel. Where was the chap I saw in that picture somewhere? Ah yes, in the dead sea floating on his back, reading a book with a parasol open. Couldn’t sink if you tried: so thick with salt. Because the weight of the water, no, the weight of the body in the water is equal to the weight of the what? Or is it the volume is equal to the weight? It’s a law something like that. Vance in High school cracking his fingerjoints, teaching. The college curriculum. Cracking curriculum. What is weight really when you say the weight? Thirtytwo feet per second per second. Law of falling bodies: per second per second. They all fall to the ground. The earth. It’s the force of gravity of the earth is the weight

Ulysses, James Joyce

This is a fantastic observation that touches on one of the most debated aspects of Joyce’s writing: is he mocking the subject, or the person observing the subject?
The answer is likely a bit of both. In this passage, Joyce is using Bloom to critique the “Colonial Mindset” of 1904 Dublin, while also showing Bloom’s specific psychological state.
1. Bloom’s “Elementary” Ignorance
You are right that his views on Sri Lanka are fanciful and objectively wrong. However, Joyce isn’t necessarily making Bloom “unintelligent” so much as he is making him provincial.
* The Information Gap: In 1904, the average Irishman’s knowledge of the “East” came from tea packets, missionary pamphlets, and “Exotic” travelogues.
* Intellectual Laziness: Bloom is usually very inquisitive, but here he wants to be lazy. He is projecting his own desire for a “painless” life onto a distant culture. He doesn’t want to know the real Sri Lanka; he wants to imagine a place where nobody has to work or deal with unfaithful wives.
2. Joyce’s Satire of “Orientalism”
Joyce is likely satirizing Orientalism—the tendency of Westerners to view the East as a static, mystical, and “lazy” place.
* By having Bloom think these cliché things while looking at a commercial tea shop window, Joyce is showing how global capitalism (the Belfast and Oriental Tea Company) packages and sells “exoticism” to the masses.
* Bloom is literally “buying” the marketing of the tea company as if it were a geographical fact.
3. The “Lotus Eaters” Parallel
Structurally, this chapter corresponds to the Lotus Eaters episode from the Odyssey.
* In Homer, the Lotus Eaters are people who eat a plant that makes them forget their homes and their duties.
* Bloom’s “Lotus”: For Bloom, his “lotus” is his daydreaming. He uses these “fanciful notions” about lianas and waterlilies to numb himself against the “thumping” reality of the funeral and Boylan.
4. The Science Confusion
His confusion about gravity (32 \text{ ft/s}^2) and buoyancy isn’t just a lack of education; it’s a distraction. He is throwing “facts” at his brain to stop it from thinking about Molly. It’s “Cracking curriculum”—a bit of noise to drown out his internal silence.

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Joyce, Nolan, Tolstoy: The Idea of Simultaneity

The very thing that makes Ulysses the “Big Bang” of modern storytelling. While Joyce didn’t invent the idea of multiple plots, he refined the technique of simultaneity—showing exactly what different people are doing at the same “absolute” moment—in a way that feels like a precursor to the editing in Inception or Dunkirk.
Prior to Joyce, writers used parallel timelines, but they usually served the plot rather than the concept of time itself.
1. The Victorian “Meanwhile” (Dickens & Tolstoy)
In the 19th century, writers like Charles Dickens used parallel plots extensively (A Tale of Two Cities, Bleak House).
* The Style: Dickens would follow one character for three chapters, then write, “Leaving Mr. Pip to his reflections, we now return to…”
* The Difference: This is linear parallel storytelling. It’s like a relay race where one runner finishes their leg before the camera moves to the next. Joyce, like Nolan, prefers the simultaneous cut, where the two timelines are “vibrating” against each other at once.
2. Leo Tolstoy’s Anna Karenina
Tolstoy was a master of the “cross-cut” between the urban tragedy of Anna and the rural spiritual quest of Levin.
* Joyce’s Reference: Joyce admired Tolstoy’s “stream of consciousness” (especially in the final moments of Anna Karenina). However, Tolstoy’s timelines are broad; Joyce’s are measured by the minute.
3. Flaubert’s Madame Bovary (The Agricultural Fair)
This is perhaps the most direct “ancestor” to Joyce’s style. In a famous scene, Flaubert intercuts a romantic seduction with the shouting of prize-winning livestock at a fair.
* The Effect: It’s a “spatial” cross-cut. By putting two unrelated events in the same paragraph, Flaubert creates irony. This is the “God’s eye view” that Nolan uses when he cuts between the different levels of the dream in Inception.
The “Nolan-esque” Innovation: The Synchronized Watch
What Joyce did that was truly new (and what Nolan mimics) is Synchronicity.
In Chapter 10, Wandering Rocks, Joyce gives us 19 short vignettes.
* The Technique: He will describe a character walking down a street, and in the middle of the paragraph, he’ll insert a single sentence about a bell ringing across town or a “crumpled throwaway” floating in the river.
* The Purpose: To show that all these people are trapped in the same “block” of time. It’s exactly like the Interstellar “tesseract” moment where all times and places exist in one physical structure.
The Cinema Factor
Joyce was obsessed with the early cinema (he actually opened the first cinema in Dublin, the Volta). He realized that film could do something books couldn’t: The Jump Cut. Ulysses is his attempt to make a book behave like a movie camera, cutting between Stephen on the beach and Bloom at the butcher shop without needing a narrator to explain the transition.

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Making of Ulysses

Those two stories—the daily grind of teaching and the grand legal battle for the soul of literature—represent the two poles of Joyce’s life: the struggle to survive and the struggle to be heard.
1. The Berlitz School: Joyce the Teacher
While writing about Stephen’s “school kip,” Joyce was living his own version of it in Trieste.
* The Method: The Berlitz method was “direct immersion”—no translation allowed. Joyce had to teach English using only English.
* The Students: His classes were a mix of naval officers, wealthy socialites, and shopkeepers. One of his students was the famous writer Italo Svevo, who eventually became a close friend and a model for Leopold Bloom.
* The “Boredom”: Joyce hated the repetition. He often arrived late or spent the lesson gossiping about Irish politics. However, this job gave him the perfect “ear” for how language is actually spoken, which he used to create the incredibly realistic dialogue in Ulysses.
2. United States v. One Book Called Ulysses (1933)
This is one of the most important court cases in literary history. After years of being smuggled into the US in brown paper wrappers, the book finally faced a judge.
* The Strategy: Random House (the publisher) wanted to get caught. they literally sent a copy through customs so it would be seized, allowing them to sue the government.
* Judge John M. Woolsey: He was a sophisticated, literate judge. He spent weeks reading the book.
* The Verdict: In a landmark decision, Woolsey ruled that the book was not obscene. He wrote that while it was “somewhat emetic” (made you want to vomit) in places, it was not “aphrodisiac” (meant to cause lust).
* The Famous Quote: Woolsey stated that Joyce was attempting to show how the “screen of consciousness” actually works, and that his “experiments” were a sincere attempt to record the human mind. This opened the doors for modern literature to discuss the body and the psyche without fear of jail time.
Etymology of “Berlitz”
* Origin: Named after Maximilian Berlitz, a German immigrant to the US.
* Etymology: The name is a variant of Berlic, of Slavic origin (Sorbian), likely meaning “little bear” or related to a geographical location.
* Significance: In the book, Stephen feels like a “little bear” or a caged animal in his teaching job, trapped by the need for “four shining sovereigns.”
Etymology of “Obscene”
Since this word almost ended Joyce’s career:
* Origin: From the Latin obscenus.
* Etymology: Uncertain, but often thought to be from ob- (against/away) + caenum (“filth” or “mud”).
* The Irony: As we discussed, Joyce’s name Loyola (his school) means “muddy place.” He leaned into the “filth” of reality to find the “shining” truth beneath it.

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The “Sleepless” Wit of A.D. Godley’s The Casual Ward


Review: The “Sleepless” Wit of A.D. Godley’s The Casual Ward
If you have ever felt that political rhetoric is a circle of empty promises, or that the “spirit of the age” (Zeitgeist) is moving a bit too fast for comfort, you are not alone. You are simply experiencing a classic case of Agrypnia—a term Peter Schmies might define as a spiritual wakefulness, but which A.D. Godley used to dissect the hypocrisies of the British Empire over a century ago.
The Casual Ward (1912) is not just a book of parodies; it is a surgical strike against the “spoon-feeding” culture of education and the “double-speak” of politics.
The Socratic Sting: Politics and Bribes
In the dialogue “Philogeorgos,” Godley brings Socrates back to life to haunt the halls of modern campaigning. He exposes the thin line between a “bribe” and a “promise.” When a wine-seller offers free drinks for votes, it’s a scandal. When a politician promises “Free Food” or “Three Acres and a Cow,” it’s a platform. As Godley’s Socrates notes:
> “When the wine-seller offers Free Drinks… the vote is sold; but when you offer Free Food… it is not the vote which is sold, but only the voter.”
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The Timbuktu Solution: Education for Sale
Perhaps the most “darkly” humorous section is the “Tutor’s Expedient.” Faced with a “Spruce Youth” who owns an Encyclopædia Pananglica but hasn’t read a word of Homer, and an American Rhodes Scholar elected solely for “Moral Character,” the Oxford Don does the only logical thing: he ships them off to a “Branch Establishment” in Timbuktu.
Godley mocks the imperial arrogance that assumes “Tone and Tradition” can be packed in a crate. The “Zariba” (stockade) in the desert becomes a mirror for the University itself—a place where “Cannibalism is permitted if authorized by the Dean,” provided you have a personal interview first. It is a scathing critique of a bureaucracy that values regulations over reality.
The Feedback Loop of Knowledge
Finally, Godley introduces us to Feedingspoon and Fadmonger. Through these characters, we see the death of original thought. Knowledge is an inscription misinterpreted by a German, copied by an Englishman, lectured by a Tutor, and noted by a student who barely understands it. By the time the Examiner marks the paper, the “truth” is so far removed that it has become a ghost.
Verdict
The Casual Ward reminds us that while the “sky changes” (Coelum non animum mutant), the human heart—especially the political and academic heart—remains remarkably consistent. Godley stays “wide awake” so that we don’t have to sleep-walk through the slogans of our own time.
🖋️ About the Author: A.D. Godley (1856–1925)
Alfred Denis Godley was a man of two worlds. To the public, he was the Public Orator of Oxford University, a prestigious role where he composed grand Latin speeches to honor world leaders and dignitaries. To the literary world, he was the master of the “light verse” and the biting prose parody.
* The Scholar: A Fellow of Magdalen College, he was a giant in the world of “Greats” (Classics).
* The Wit: He was a frequent contributor to the Oxford Magazine, where he skewered the very institution he represented.
* The Legacy: Godley is perhaps most famous for his “Macaronic” verse (mixing Latin and English), such as his poem about the motorcar (The Motor Bus).
* The “Agrypnos“: Godley’s work is defined by a refusal to be bored or fooled. He used the ancient languages of the past to prove that the “modern” world was often just an old folly in a new frock coat.

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H. P. Lovecraft and Walter John Held: Irony From Pages of UAPA

THE SPECTATOR for June-July, 1914, though somewhat trite in title, is the first number of a magazine notable for its quality. Walter John Held is without doubt one of the most enterprising youths who have ever joined the ranks of the association, though his views on paid subscriptions and advertisements show his still imperfect acquisition of the true amateur spirit. Mr. Held mistakes commercial progress for artistic development, believing that the aim of every amateur in his ascent toward professional authorship is to write remunerative matter. He therefore considers a publisher’s advancement to be best shown in ability to extract an odd penny now and then from a few subscribers who really subscribe only out of courtesy. We wish that Mr. Held might come to consider amateur journalism in its higher aspects; as a medium for improvement in literature and taste; an aid to the cultivation of the art for its own sake in the manner of gentlemen, not of cheap tradesmen. The selection of commercial prosperity as a goal will ruin any true literary progress, and dull the artistic aspiration of the student as soon as his mercenary instincts shall have been satisfied. Besides, there is really no sound business principle in the so-called “sale” of little papers. No youth could ever found or sustain a real magazine of substantial price and more than nominal circulation. The various ten-cents-a-year journals which some[19] “amateurs” try to edit are no logical steps toward actually professional publishing. The latter comes only after literary skill has been attained, and literary skill must at first be developed without regard for immediate monetary profit.
[ This passage reflects his views on amateur journalism as compared to professional]

This passage is a foundational text for understanding the philosophy of the Amateur Journalism movement, and it is quintessential H.P. Lovecraft. At its core, it outlines a sharp, elitist divide between “Art for Art’s Sake” and “Commercialism.”
The “Gentleman” vs. The “Tradesman”
The reviewer (Lovecraft) views the UAPA not as a business school, but as a literary gymnasium. His critique of Walter John Held is based on a few key aristocratic ideals:
* The Amateur Spirit: To Lovecraft, “Amateur” does not mean “unskilled”; it means “motivated by love” (from the Latin amator). He believes that once you introduce money—even an “odd penny”—you corrupt the purity of the work.
* The Aristocracy of Letters: He uses the phrase “in the manner of gentlemen, not of cheap tradesmen.” This reflects an 18th-century mindset where writing for money was seen as slightly “vulgar.” A gentleman writes to improve his “literary taste” and “intellectual vigor,” not to fill a ledger.
* The Fallacy of the “Ten-Cent” Paper: He argues that these tiny subscription fees are a farce. Since no amateur can actually run a profitable magazine, trying to charge for it is just a “logical error.” He believes one should develop skill first, and only when that skill is perfected should one look toward the professional, remunerative world.
Comparison of Ideologies
| Feature | The “Amateur” View (Lovecraft) | The “Commercial” View (Held) |
|—|—|—|
| Primary Goal | Self-improvement and artistic purity. | Growth, circulation, and revenue. |
| Success Metric | Refinement of prose and “rhetorical taste.” | Ability to attract paid subscribers. |
| Writing Style | Classical, formal, and elevated. | Pragmatic and “remunerative.” |
| Final Objective | Perfection of the craft before entering the world. | Using the amateur press as a business launchpad. |
Historical Irony
There is a profound irony in this passage. Lovecraft spent much of his later life struggling in extreme poverty, often refusing to “sully” his work for commercial appeal, yet he spent years as a “ghostwriter” and revisionist for hire—effectively becoming the “tradesman” he warned Held against, just to survive.
Walter John Held, on the other hand, was following the “American Dream” model of the early 20th century: using a hobby to learn the mechanics of the marketplace.

In a twist of fate that aligns perfectly with the reviewer’s debate over “commercialism,” Walter John Held did not become a famous literary figure, but he arguably “made it big” in the very world the critic (H.P. Lovecraft) warned him against: business and industry.
While his literary “spectating” largely faded after the amateur years, Held pursued the “mercenary instincts” the reviewer loathed and found considerable professional success.
His Career Beyond Amateur Journalism
The “enterprising youth” described in the 1914 review transitioned into the professional world exactly as his early focus on advertisements and subscriptions suggested he would.
* Advertising & Marketing: Walter John Held moved into the corporate sector, eventually becoming a notable executive. He spent a significant portion of his career with Standard Oil of California (now Chevron).
* The “Tradesman” Triumphs: Far from being “ruined” by commercial prosperity, Held became a respected expert in business correspondence and office management. He even authored professional books and articles on these topics, such as The Great Task of Making the Office Pay.
* Literary Footprint: His name survives in the literary world today primarily because of the critique you shared. Because H.P. Lovecraft was the one who “roasted” him in the UAPA’s Department of Public Criticism, Held is immortalized as the pragmatic foil to Lovecraft’s high-minded “gentlemanly” ideals.
The Irony
The irony is twofold:
* Lovecraft, who championed “Art for Art’s sake” and detested writing for money, died in poverty with his genius largely unrecognized.
* Held, who was mocked for wanting to “extract an odd penny,” achieved the stability and professional status that the “commercial” mindset he was criticized for usually aims to secure.

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Proposed Roads To Freedom Bertrand Russel

Patriotism is willing to die for foolish reasons.

“The problem of Africa is, of course, a part of the wider problems of Imperialism, but it is that part in which the application of Socialist principles is most difficult. In regard to Asia, and more particularly in regard to India and Persia, the application of principles is clear in theory though difficult in political practice. The obstacles to self-government which exist in Africa do not exist in the same measure in Asia. What stands in the way of freedom of Asiatic populations is not their lack of intelligence, but only their lack of military prowess, which makes them an easy prey to our lust for dominion. This lust would probably be in temporary abeyance on the morrow of a Socialist revolution, and at such a moment a new departure in Asiatic policy might be taken with permanently beneficial results. I do not mean, of course, that we should force upon India that form of democratic government which we have developed for our own needs. I mean rather that we should leave India to choose its own form of government, its own manner of education and its own type of civilization. India has an ancient tradition, very different from that of Western Europe, a tradition highly valued by educated Hindoos, but not loved by our schools and colleges. The Hindoo Nationalist feels that his country has a type of culture containing elements of value that are absent, or much less marked, in the West; he wishes to be free to preserve this, and desires political freedom for such reasons rather than for those that would most naturally appeal to an Englishman in the same subject position. The belief of the European in his own Kultur tends to be fanatical and ruthless, and for this reason, as much as for any other, the independence of extra-European civilization is of real importance to the world, for it is not by a dead uniformity that the world as a whole is most enriched.”-The Proposed Roads To Freedom, Chapter 6th, International Relations, Bertrand Russel

This passage from Proposed Roads to Freedom (1918) is a remarkable testament to Bertrand Russell’s foresight. Written at a time when the British Empire was still at its height, Russell argues for a “new departure” in policy that honors the “independence of extra-European civilization.”
The Core Argument: Pluralism vs. Uniformity
Russell’s main point is that India’s value to the world lies in its difference.
The Critique of “Kultur”: He criticizes the European belief that their specific culture is universal or superior. He warns that a “dead uniformity” would impoverish the world.
Self-Determination: He argues that India shouldn’t just be free, but free to choose its own type of civilization—one that might not look like British democracy or education.
The Obstacle: He explicitly states that India’s lack of freedom isn’t due to a “lack of intelligence,” but rather a “lack of military prowess” that leaves it vulnerable to European “lust for dominion.”

I started reading this book a few weeks ago. It analysed Socialism, Anarchism and Syndicalism after giving a brief introduction of Marx, Bakunin  and Kropotkin. It discusses Work and Pay in the fourth chapter. Science and Art under Socialism is discussed in chapter seventh. The concluding chapter is: The World As it Could be Made.

Title: Proposed Roads to Freedom

Author: Bertrand Russell

Release date: October 1, 1996 [eBook #690]
Most recently updated: February 9, 2024

Language: English

Credits: Charles Keller using OmniPage Professional OCR software donated by Caere Corporation

I chose this Project Gutenberg work to read because I wanted to read something from Bertrand Russel. I read a few essays on Philosophy first, then I read “The Problem Of China,” then I picked this book. When I had just begun to attend college I joined The British Library in Bhopal to improve my English Vocabulary and Comprehension. A History of Western Philosophy, which I misquoted as “The History of Western Philosophy” on many platforms, left a lasting impact on my mind. I recently discovered that Russel was awarded a Nobel Prize in literature in 1950 and that book played a great role in it. Bertrand Russel, despite being born in an aristocratic family and earning a title of third Earl found himself in impoverished circumstances and ended up in prison multiple times. He continued to read for eight hours and wrote four hours everyday for those six months. Other prison inmates used to sweep his room during that time because of his privileged background. The reason why he ended up in a prison was because his views were not harmonious with the British government of his time. In the old age he was again sent to prison just for a few days because of his activism for World Peace. He lived up to a mature age of 97.


“The above proposition is occasionally useful.”

The Two “Principias”
Isaac Newton (1687): Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica (Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy). 
Russell & Whitehead (1910–1913): Principia Mathematica. 
Why the similar name?
Russell and Whitehead chose this title as a deliberate homage (and a bit of a bold statement).
Establishing Authority: Newton’s Principia is arguably the most important book in the history of science because it used mathematics to explain the physical laws of the universe (gravity, motion). 
The New Frontier: Russell and Whitehead wanted their book to do for Logic what Newton’s did for Physics. They weren’t just writing a math book; they were trying to prove that all of mathematics could be derived from pure logic. 
The “Foundations”: By calling it Principia (Principles), they were signaling that they were digging down to the very bedrock of human thought.
The Famous “1 + 1 = 2”
While Newton explained why the planets move, Russell and Whitehead spent over 360 pages just getting to the point where they could definitively prove that 1 + 1 = 2.
In the margins of that famous proof, they added a dry, witty comment:

The first quote above discusses the situation in Africa and India at the time this book was being published(1918.) It was the time when the first world war was about to end and India was still far from freedom. This gives us a unique insight into the situation from the viewpoint of a British humanitarian philosopher.

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Sowing of wild oats stops

1. I remember Dr. Win Wenger, Ph D and his book The Einstein Factor, in which forty years of age was given as some kind of benchmark. I don’t know if ‘life begins at forty or ends.’ I don’t know if sowing of wild oats stops completely at forty.
2. It was this statement “sowing of wild oats…” in the context of “Genetic Study of Geniuses” by Catherine M. Cox quoted by Win that was somewhat difficult to interpret for me when I was reading this book. I asked Arun Sipani who was living in the same building I was living in. He interpreted it for me. It was 22 years ago.
3. This year seemed the most difficult in comparison to all previous years. It seemed more difficult even compared to COVID 19 pandemic years peak. I visited the village where my parents were working when my primary education began. I remember the room where my mother wrote first couple of English language words and drew couple of pictures to illustrate them. I visited the village after two decades. The banyan tree has disappeared. Its descendant is there. Some structures have remained, which sometimes raise doubt if I was at the same place.
4. The journey was difficult. It was as difficult as events preceding the journey were. Then I started walking frequently to escape the daily grind of household. It wasn’t easy out there, yet it seemed it was some source of change, some comfort, perhaps finding new job opportunity to change my lifestyle.
5. I started working in a cafe after meeting some acquaintances from pandemic years. Young entrepreneurs. As I started working I found out how much had changed. Being a regular patron of their services was completely different from being an employee. I thought I deserved respect, I thought I deserved fair treatment from educated enterpreneurs. I even dedicated a weblog to it.
6. The work gradually got hectic. I needed to pay for commute and it exceeded the earning. Almost no balance left. It was merely being employed for the sake of being employed. Their business was faltering. It seemed as if odds were against us. Against me.
7. It wasn’t a wrong interpretation. Soon after quitting the only job which might have meant regular source of livelihood my father who  recently got his retirement from a long career in government service met with a tragic accident and got admitted into a hospital.
8. After a few months I was supposed to be admitted into the same hospital with a similar procedure as if it was due for a long time. Prior to that I had to undergo injuries multiple times. Injuries which seemed strange and inexplicable at times and took longer to heal than before.
9. My mother got transferred to a new work place which only aggravated the situation. There was a birth in the extended family.
10. It rained like never before and roofs were leaking. It was a consistent source of concern without any escape.
11. The tuition jobs were also lost as students disappeared on some excuse or the other. I was supposed to get psychiatric treatment which only aggravated the situation. Students didn’t even pay fees and I kept hearing rumors.
12. Under medication or by design I went through worst kind of conditioning which made me re-evaluate my entire lifestyle. It wasn’t polite. It was as abusive as it gets. It might even qualify as description of purgatory or hell. Though I have already used these for similar upheavals before.
13. I was trying to make sense of the trauma and disaster. Trying to find out if there was an acute famine which necessitates giving up on all sources of comfort. There were no clues. People were keeping up appearances like before. There was no news of a world wide disaster. I thought maybe it was the end for me and after a few days of fasting I would get Sallekhana ( Jainism), Paryopvesh (Hinduism) or Euthanasia ( European English term). It might also have made sense if it was consistent. I kept working on Free Rice website which was supported by United Nations World Food Program. I was working on a difficult project which was supposed to be completed by the end of this year had there not been as many tragedies within a single year as happened in this year or in the last few years.
14.  I was supposed to keep working and following the new code of conduct without going to previous diet or comfort level.
15. I finally got over the forty years mark without getting to see the end. The clearly defined end meant not having to see similar identities or not going through similar events all over again. That criteria was clear even during the acceptance of all the trauma. It didn’t get fulfilled. It wasn’t a typical Sallekhana or Euthanasia.

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Son of Gilchrist and Buddhist Priest!





Yesterday, I spent some time on Rafaello Palandri’s Weblog who’s a Buddhist Priest and fond of McGilchrist whose name is new to me. My feedback on his article stirred some counters by him. Here’s a link https://raffaellopalandri.wordpress.com/author/rpalandri/

to his weblog if you want to visit our conversation. I was at work and didn’t have access to quiet personal computer to describe in detail what might sound like frivolous banter to some. The article with title beginning with “Neurological Frameworks” is the one where I showcase internal martial arts to Palandri.


Though it might sound like ad hominem: Buddhism is atheistic as far as I know. A Buddhist Priest is a paradox. Who does he intermediate to if there’s no absolute authority and plethora of gods admitted by Shakyamuni are no better than loan sharks. Within the brackets are excerpts from Palandri’s article and below them my comments which as per “blogging etiquettes” taught in WordPress blogging 101 alumni course suit better to such articles rather than wasting someone’s comments trail by hijacking it. I used to engage in such conversations when I first started accessing internet in 2005. Time and degeneration : how it gives weightage to your excursions and rambling ( look what I did again in the name of Dharma! }]

[Within this framework, attention operates not merely as a spotlight but as an architectonic force that configures the landscape of perception itself. Attentional mechanisms are asymmetrically distributed across cerebral hemispheres, and herein lies the crucial insight advanced by Iain McGilchrist in The Master and His Emissary. The left hemisphere tends toward focused, linear, abstract, and decontextualized attention—useful for manipulation and categorization. Conversely, the right hemisphere offers a holistic, contextual, and embodied mode of awareness—one more attuned to relational depth and novelty.]


1.Left Right Hemispheres
The human brain is divided into two hemispheres, the left and the right, each controlling opposite sides of the body and processing different types of information. The left hemisphere is typically associated with language, logic, and analytical thinking, while the right hemisphere is linked to creativity, spatial awareness, and intuition.

Research has shown that both hemispheres of the brain are used equally and work together, rather than one being dominant over the other. A study involving 1,000 participants found no evidence of overall left or right brain dominance.
While specific functions may be more prominent in one hemisphere, such as language processing being more dominant in the left hemisphere, both sides of the brain are involved in most tasks.

The idea that people can be classified as left-brained or right-brained is a popular myth. The brain’s hemispheres do have different specializations, but they function as a cohesive unit, and the brain uses both sides for most activities.

In summary, while the left and right hemispheres have distinct roles, they work together to perform various cognitive functions, and there is no evidence to support the notion of overall left or right brain dominance.
[ An AI generated answer. Please verify the critical facts. ]

[ Attention shapes what is salient. Neural networks—especially those involving the Default Mode Network, Salience Network, and Central Executive Network—compete and collaborate to stabilize our sense of what is real. The implications are staggering: even so-called “objective reality” is filtered through a nexus of selective neural processes.

The attentional bias of the left hemisphere can lead to a reductive world of fragmented parts, while the right’s open stance supports integrative, experiential meaning. Thus, reality becomes neither entirely subjective nor objective, but an emergent product of dynamic neural modeling. ]

2. That’s a weak premise and a lot of presupposition when experiments as suggested upthread have shown that there’s very little proof to validate this left right brain dominance. To take an ongoing research as a solid substance to create a cult like master and emissary is just that : another cult.



[ From Kant’s transcendental idealism—where space, time, and causality are categories of mind—to Husserl’s phenomenology, which sought to bracket the world and return to the structures of consciousness itself, the history of philosophy reveals a recurring awareness: that we see not the world itself, but a world as mediated through us. ]

3. As stated elsewhere on WordPress Husserl and Heidegger are a lot of pseudo Philosophy.

[ Heidegger‘s notion of being-in-the-world (Dasein) further expands this paradigm by dissolving the subject-object dichotomy: reality is disclosed through modes of attunement or moods—existential ]

4. Moods? Hahaha, maybe Heidegger personally suffered from insomnia and bipolar disorders. Why make a philosophy out of it? Why not.

[equivalents to cognitive frames. Language, too, is not a mere vessel of expression but the horizon of disclosure. Wittgenstein‘s later philosophy articulates this insight through his concept of language games, where meaning arises not from intrinsic semantics but from rule-bound uses within forms of life.]

5. Wittegenstein ok because Russel said so. And Russel won Nobel Peace Prize. And Rajneesh Osho said they were brilliant as a professor and pupil.


[ To draw from McGilchrist‘s profound synthesis:

“The model we choose to use to understand something determines what we find.”
Iain McGilchrist

This deceptively simple statement captures the core of both neuroscientific and philosophical insights: our conceptual apparatuses do not neutrally reflect a pre-given reality but construct and delimit what counts as reality in the first place. The very framing of a question prefigures its answer.]

6. UG Krishnamurthy used it ad infinitum ad absurdum ad nauseum. And even Socratic dialogues point to the same. I neither consider it profound nor synthesis. All Indian schools of Philosophy use this question and answer model to promote conversation until it rests in silence.

[ When Descartes adopted the method of doubt, he unearthed a mechanistic dualism; when Spinoza emphasized immanence and necessity, he found a pantheistic monism.

What they saw was shaped by how they looked. ]

7. Yes, similar to Son of Gilchrist and UG and others.

[ CULTURAL-HISTORICAL CONSEQUENCES: EPOCHAL SHIFTS IN ATTENTIONAL MODES
Historical epochs are undergirded by dominant modes of attention and cognitive orientation. ]

8. Alright.

[ The axial age, the Renaissance, the Enlightenment, and the postmodern era each instantiated not only new ideologies but also new cognitive dispositions. The Enlightenment, for example, privileged the left-hemispheric mode: clarity, abstraction, atomism, and control. Cartesian rationalism and Newtonian physics reinforced a mechanistic ontology that demanded manipulation over communion.

In contrast, indigenous epistemologies and oral traditions have often preserved right-hemispheric modes: integrative, relational, cyclical, and embodied understandings of reality. These systems were not less “rational” but engaged with the world through a different cognitive ethos—one that saw knowledge as something lived, not just represented.]

9. Argument does seem profound in favor of those traditions but if they were enough you wouldn’t be using these technologies. Similarly, when you start defending your essays against some perceived counter arguments like mine you use what you call language, logic or left brain technologies instead of letting it rest in silence and resolving itself in the way of Dao or Wu-Wei.

[ Modernity’s legacy—via industrialization, digitization, and algorithmic governance—has exacerbated left-hemispheric dominance. Surveillance capitalism, behavioral nudging, and quantified self-metrics disembed us from qualitative immediacy and immerse us in abstracted feedback loops. Cultural attention is increasingly transactional, externalized, and fragmentary. What becomes real is what can be measured, categorized, and commodified. ]

10. It’s only when we try to criticize the record keeping in a more accurate format that we start looking at drawbacks of technology. I have two other suggestions to offer:
Look at it as work in progress where a very small fragment raises caution. To explain it: chaos is not allowed but a fragment of a whole which is working fine. After all that’s essence of mantra “Om Mani payme hum” or “Padme Hum”
As an aside: etymology of money comes from some Latin word for mint but this Buddhist mantra clearly recalls mani or shining head of a naga or lover of reality or elephant or enlightened jewel being equivalent to wealth which is translated as material wealth or currency in the modern context.
This is merely a conjecture, an imaginary suggestion which is only supported by intuitive art: similar to Nick Bostrum’s Simulation Hypothesis: all this technology is merely past signatures of a very highly evolved civilization which has been in existence since forever. Most of our species as homosapiens or maybe our entire ecosystems including animals and plants etc are being tested for next stage.
I think Jeremy Bentham’s Panopticon and Pan-audicon ( I propose that for all senses) help you with surveillance capitalism because surveyors are also being surveyed which brings you to consciousness looking back at itself or transcendental opulence.

[ This cognitive colonization has led to what McGilchrist calls a “hall of mirrors”,Stoi where abstraction reflects abstraction, and we become strangers to the texture of lived experience. Reclaiming our right-hemispheric capacities thus becomes not only a psychological imperative but a cultural resistance to epistemic impoverishment. ]

11. I think no matter how much you try these models point to the biological organism of man-model or Purusha Sukta of Vedas. Is it really freedom to associate yourself with any form no matter how superior it sounds. Left brain, right brain, balance, then what? Lizards love their forms as much as you love yours .

[ STOIC INTERPRETATIONS: ATTENTION AS RATIONAL ASSENT AND INNER FREEDOM
In Stoicism, the shaping of reality is an ethical and epistemological act.

The Stoics, particularly Epictetus and Marcus Aurelius, emphasize that what disturbs us is not events themselves but our judgments about them. This Stoic axiom—“It is not things themselves that trouble us, but our opinions about things”—anticipates cognitive-behavioral insights and aligns with the notion that attention and interpretative frameworks co-construct reality.

The Stoic practice of προαίρεσις / prohairesis (moral will) is precisely the active modulation of one’s attention and judgment. For the Stoics, the λόγος / logos—universal reason—pervades all existence, and wisdom lies in aligning one’s rational faculties with this cosmic order. ]

13. Even with failed attempts as in trial and error it happens. Even sustained attention without palpable action is action. Stoicism or Shakyamuni Buddha’s fable of sending a disciple Anand to bring water from a puddle which was dirty as a test of patience to bring about clarity point towards same thing.

[ Attention becomes a disciplined gaze that filters out externals and focuses on what is within our control. Thus, perception is always already moralized: how we see is how we live. ]

14. Even machines which carry out their tasks properly do the same. You use this art of attention eventually to teach holistic health or natural state way of living. Machines are capable of multitasking and brilliantly devoting themselves to the task at hand. I don’t see how attention is special in human subjects or meditation practitioners who experience Samadhi because earlier the same energy was devoted to multitasking and seemed insufficient to specific profound tasks of finding solutions to great problems.

[ This attention to internal framing allows for psychological resilience and freedom. In a world governed by fate, our one sovereignty lies in our evaluative stance. The Stoics did not deny reality; they reconfigured it by refusing to attend to it on terms dictated by impulse, fear, or desire. Their cognitive framework was one of serene realism, affirming the structure of the cosmos while modulating the self’s relation to it.]

15. I understand it as a practical everyday reality. It’s similar to an old man who is slow to react compared to a young man who has no profundity. Sometimes a combination works. But as a machine this is only being unable to cope with puzzling evolution or reality at everyday existence where I translate this introversion or rest as sleep or death or looking back at oneself but without anything external to it.

[ BUDDHIST PERSPECTIVES: MINDFULNESS, EMPTINESS, AND NON-DUAL AWARENESS
In Buddhism, particularly within the Madhyamaka and Zen traditions, the very notion of an independent, self-existing reality is deconstructed.

All phenomena are empty (शून्य / śūnya)—not in the sense of non-existence, but as devoid of inherent, independent essence. Dependent origination (प्रतीत्यसमुत्पाद / pratītyasamutpāda) reveals that things arise in interdependence; thus, what we perceive is conditioned by our mental formations (संस्कार / saṃskāra), attention or mental efforts (मनसिकार / manasikāra), and वासना / vāsanā or संस्कार / samskara, the karmic imprints.

The role of attention is paramount.

In Satipaṭṭhāna (the Four Foundations of Mindfulness), mindfulness is not mere awareness but a precise, ethical, and transformative act of seeing things as they are—without clinging or aversion. This disciplined attention reveals the constructed nature of experience. We do not perceive a pre-given world; we enact a world through craving, aversion, and ignorance.

Zen further radicalizes this by emphasizing non-conceptual awareness (wu-nien, 無念)—a mode of cognition that precedes linguistic and dualistic structuring. Reality, in its suchness (tathātā), can be seen only when the delusive constructs of the discriminating mind are set aside. ]

16. Yes, repeated emphasis on attention actually borders on obsessive compulsive disorder as if it wasn’t enough to save one’s life already. A type of paranoia. Since attention actually is distributed and maintained via internal feedback loops associated with environmental awareness which goes beyond mere personal training it’s not really useful to strain your nevers beyond a certain point.

[ Here, the “model” that McGilchrist refers to is precisely what must be suspended to awaken to unmediated presence.

Thus, in Buddhism, cognitive frameworks are both the veil and the gateway.]

17. Veils and gateways. Nice models.

[ Deluded perception traps us in samsara; rightly attuned attention leads to awakening. By transforming how we attend—through meditation, ethical conduct, and wisdom—we transform the world, not by altering phenomena, but by dissolving the illusory reifications that bind us.]

18. And the machine runs smoothly. Utilitarian machine. Irony.

[ The Ethical Imperative of Cognitive Framing
To understand that our modes of attention shape the world is not a call to solipsism but an invitation to epistemic responsibility.

19. It is to realize that reality is co-authored by our neural dispositions, philosophical premises, historical inheritances, and moral attitudes. Whether through the scientific models we choose, the philosophical systems we inhabit, or the ethical practices we undertake, we are perpetually writing the world into being.

Reclaiming right-hemispheric attention, embracing mindful presence, cultivating rational judgment, and engaging cultural memory are not separate endeavors. They are harmonics of the same deeper insight: that how we attend is what we become.

Indeed, as McGilchrist reminds us, the model determines the find, not merely epistemologically, but ontologically. The real is not out there, awaiting discovery, but here, emerging within the very act of attention.]

20. Neither here nor there. Funny that a model which talks of transcendental wisdom sticks to the biological basis of consciousness which is still unsubstituted as the foundation of reality.

– to be continued…

21. Since this article might garner some attention from Buddhists it might explain how seemingly overnight post COVID Wikipedia had Hinduism with more number of followers compared to Buddhism. I haven’t come across anyone who admitted that let alone refuting that in the  pre COVID years Buddhism was the third most followed religion after Christianity and Islam.

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A Hero!

When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?

  1. I was learning to read. A library of books appeared in a government school in 1990-1991. This box had books from Eklavya publications New Delhi.
  2. The books had a lasting impact on my subconscious. After coming of age, when I questioned my spiritual enlightenment I looked back at that particular batch of books. It included Chakmak magazine. Not to mention syllabus books.
  3. Television, radio and local dialect shaped my world view.
  4. As usually happens to young children I was fascinated by martial arts in Bollywood movies and TV.
  5. I wanted to be a hero. A filmy hero who was able to defend great causes by being one many army. A saviour.
  6. Even that was possible as grandpa once told. There was a switch behind the medium size television set we had. That would have let me land in Bombay Bollywood to be a hero.
  7. Heroes were of many types. Delhi Doordarshan’s sentimental appeal to sacrifice yourself for Matrix, Patrix etc wasn’t really balanced by Bertrand Russell’s “patriotism is willing to die for foolish reasons.” I came across that only after college.
  8. Therefore, heroes who were warriors or army men brainwashed to die for their countries to receive accolades like Paramveer Chakra or Ashok Chakra.
  9. If someone thinks I mean they don’t value anything: it’s not so. Yet, in a world view there might not be a need for Jacob’s Ladder or Grave of Fireflies.
  10. If parents convinced me to not be a warrior I wanted to be at least a policeman. Most of the Bollywood movies which aren’t brainy show policemen as actual action heroes. Administrative officers, Kafkaesque nightmare of bureaucracy, banking, media, politicians, mafia, priesthood and the rest don’t appear in the budding psyche of young children.
  11. Prompts are merely an excuse to rant. I am deleting old articles to create space for new. Reason is simple: though new WordPress websites are available it’s more difficult to get subscribers or to actually buy as much space as there was a decade ago. I have contemplated about using another platform for blogging but this one seems to be most comfortable at the moment.
  12. This year I visited that village where people barely recognised me as I was visiting after college days. Even then I was visiting with my father who was a teacher there for almost a decade. The librarian then offered to help me with those books I had read and touched as a young child of five or six.
  13. They were a treasure. I looked up Eklavya publications archives online but they were different books. It disappointed me like most things online do.
  14. Look at Spotify or other music apps. Even though classics are available they often come with deluge of compulsory advertisements. As much as home ministry mixing devotional chants with abusive words at such a refined level that a novice gets baffled.
  15. Art of livings chanting of Om Namah Shivay was mixed with home minister’s swear words during announcement of a new law which was popularised as a meme. Who’s going to protect Dharma?
  16. And how’s Dharma going to protect its protectors if all you have are life insurance corporations agents who compel you to sign papers without insuring basic life sustenance needs. Are farmers still dying because of loans or bad weather?
  17. I have definitely come a long way. Doctor Win Wenger PhD suggested that sowing of wild oats stops when you turn forty. I think I convinced myself that I was way past forty. What a relief. I got another job which actually paid instead of labouring for an NGO which actually had a king who was no different from Gujrati kings who only compelled you to surrender your imagined properties to them by showcasing great virtue on occassions which suited them.
  18. To be or not to be what you wanted to be when you were five is more an analysis of world view created by literature at that time than individual psyche which might have held certain promises for stakeholders who were investing into that world or crop.
  19. This verse:
  20. कल भात आएगा,
    एक पतीला;
    गरम गरम,
    और गीला गीला!
  21. Sums up the make up of this five year old’s mind by providence which wanted him to realise his birth in a commune or orphanage where he only talks to a postbox 📬.
  22. The postbox 📫 takes up role of singer of this refrain which means:
  23. Tomorrow there will be rice;
  24. One big bowl full of rice;
  25. It will be hot steamy rice;
  26. It will be wet hot steamy rice like you prefer.
  27. Young, naked five year old crying its heart out to a postbox where crops might have failed. Parents might have abandoned the child. Satellite cameras might have been capturing images to project them onto a Truman Show like grand reality.
  28. Subconscious of child had questions like those asked by Nachiketa to Yama or those in the Seventh Seal if you would. Upanishads or Vedanta. They’re all answered in due course.