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Permissions!

What is your middle name? Does it carry any special meaning/significance?

  1. After having bought eight platform tickets I was finally recognised by Railway Station Chhatarpur authorities.
  2. They advised me to not click pictures or use ATVM machine unless I was actually travelling to some place.
  3. In other words: loitering or wasting time or spreading litter at this Railway Station is not allowed.
  4. I went to the panel room located at platform where panel incharge was absent. I was advised to meet them on Monday.
  5. If the panel incharge allows me to study: I might continue to buy platform tickets else:
  6. I might completely give up buying platform tickets.
  7. This might be the concluding post about Chhatarpur Railway Station.
  8. There were many middle names: Prakash and Kumar were two of them and third was Prasaad.
  9. Prakaash means light.
  10. Kumar means young.
  11. Prasaad means grace.
  12. Do these names carry any special significance? Yes and no.
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Don’t Speak More Than Automattic Guild Lets You Speak No Matter How Many Awards Your Weblog Won in 2015. Not Your Uncle’s Automattic!

If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why?

  1. Be Yourself, everyone else is taken.
  2. The quote is by Oscar Wilde.
  3. Nobody can replace you, even if your copies are assembled en-masse in a Nick Bostrum/ Tesla factory.
  4. With that said, if having referenced three authorities wasn’t enough: I would like to know how does it actually feel to know all of the words in the UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test database. How does it feel to know all of the words in spelling bee contests. How does it feel to be Sir Donald Bradman or James Harbeck or Founder of a Test like Joint Entrance Examination for engineering students in India or To be founder of Harvard or Massachusetts or To be the founder of United States of America.
  5. I have pretty good idea by now how it feels to be Gandhi, Kabeer or Prahlaad. I don’t want to feel that.
  6. I might like to feel superior to others but I can’t dispense Mensa Membership to every student I meet.
  7. You would really love to know what it feels like to be a Charles Babbage, JRR Tolkein, Or
  8. Why all these pundits got trapped here trying to undo curses within the lands of haunted dolls.
  9. They were merely curious. Curiousity killed the cats. Dogs took over. They were Sirius.
  10. Then, they found more than they were looking for, almost 1408 of Stephen King.
  11. They resolved to find their Team Cobbs who already had bugs like Mal in their designs.
  12. What does it feel like to be Amish Alvi or Amish Tripathi: Immortals of Meluha fame? I don’t want to know.
  13. Where there’s mining: there are reptiles. There are nightmares. Petroleum industries. Oceans.
  14. It’s like motivating people to be administrators, not in so many words, an idea repeated in Bollywood, Hollywood, Tollywood etc ad infinitum, ad nauseum, ad absurdum.
  15. How does it feel to be Khaleel Zibraan for a day?
  16. How does it feel to not worry about progenies or ancestors or hungry ghosts?
  17. How does it feel like to have committed absolutely no sins?
  18. How does it feel to be.
  19. How does it feel to not care anymore for celebrities?
  20. How does it feel?
  21. Why?
  22. Who?
  23. Reductio Ad Absurdum.

24.

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Peter Schmies Word Classification Test!

Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on.

  1. Peter Schmies Word Classification Test
  2. I conducted a research into higher human intelligence during 2005-2009 by interviewing many college undergraduates and a few people from industries.
  3. I continued similar projects even when the Peter Schmies text version of detailed analogies test was no longer available in 2018-2025.
  4. By returning to basics of pencil and paper with Jeremy Bentham’s Panopticon for Deux Ex Machina: I realised in February, 2025, that it was almost impossible to clear this objective Words Classification Test ( where you needed to guess if words were similar, opposite or you were making a wild guess.)
  5. Siddhanta: fundamental: words are sounds in the wild without any inherent meaning in them. In other words: it’s difficult to read a dictionary than reading fiction.
  6. From the viewpoint of a Grammarian , Author or Lexicographer: fiction is merely a context for interpretation of new word roots, new meanings, new associations.
  7. The first law of remembering and retaining words is to merely repeat it often enough.
  8. The second law is associating is with many profound ideas.
  9. Being able to clear Peter Schmies Word Classification Test removes many curses for example.
  10. Working in some libraries , for example, is almost impossible because of the banned versions or prohibitions.
  11. During 2018-2025, another strange thing was taking help from James Harbeck, Sesquiotica fame, who had let me publish a guest article on his weblog earlier. I had introduced his work on Blogging101Alumni website sponsored by Automattic.
  12. Every time I tried to clear the ceiling of 16 errors until 2060, I used to commit a few errors before reaching the score of 1000 on UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test site which was developed by Josh Breen.
  13. I decided to make these tests open sources in order to crack them as Rick Rosner of Mega Society had indicated in the Mega Society journal.
  14. During 2025 January and February this bugged website was unable to maintain itself.
  15. Collins dictionary was only resource which helped.
  16. Who was Fredrick Berchtold if not Pope?
  17. Proselytism in the name of education might work in the short run.
  18. Names are words, like titles, ranks, offices, honours..
  19. A breakfast, a bed, a milk tea, a mobile charge, a distraction free environment to publish.
  20. Project Gutenberg, project renaissance, project Sesquiotica for example.
  21. If Gregg Scott,  Jhonson O Connors, Norman Lewis, Ben Zimmer, Language Log guys and Jonathan Swift decide to keep meaning of words like Russel, Harbeck or Whigham: it’s a guild awards Peter Schmies Word Classification Test which is equivalent to Issac Asimov or Mensa Membership in Sweden.
  22. But you are almost 40. You don’t want to be 14 years old.
  23. Time Machines. Name Machines. Walking. Friends.
  24. Was Reservoir dogs an inspiration for the opening sequence for The Dark  Knight?. If yes, Nolan shouldn’t be credited as much for originality as for grand execution which works in corporate settings, in family gatherings.
  25. As soon as Peter Schmies is out you start condemning him.
  26. As soon as you exhaust Sesquiotica you look for next Laaloo.
  27. Brown, Black people were frequent flyers. White people were not so.
  28. Why did my corporate colleague prefer railways? To save himself from heart attacks.
  29. What’s next?

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VRS

  1. IAB: yes, I would take English tuition after attending a marriage ceremony.
  2. BOB KIOSK: No, we think he’s our senior executive.
  3. Conclusion: since insurer disappeared after creating another BOB scam: IAB was right.
  4. Case closed.
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Untowencumberederelictusuctionoitenthencenotaphowlinglensemihemidemiquaverratamarinderpmiencomiumlautuftingemmatriaursamitenviandiademimondelawarenegadeinsoffiend!

Banyan tree: unto this last.
Physical examination: May 19th. Only few of them would get qualified.
April 30 2022
Lal Bahadur and Cleanliness Shines!
Was second picture needed?
Why do we keep returning to cloistered spaces?
Hindi error?
Indi error?
Forensics mimics!
One rupee! Scrape business!
Why do we crack the exhausted green bottles which once carried alcoholic beverage in it?
Beautiful Sunrise on 30.04.2022. if April is fool. May is cool.
Kesar Lassi should be orange. Top in town.
Plastic chairs stick
Chai Vibhag inside out. What can be done with your time?Allotactuallyricallymcalculabmh
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Bank of Baroda & Kiosk!

Caution: Transparency
Working hours: 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM Lunch Break: 14:00 PM to 14:30 PM

Note: Public holiday on every Sunday. Plus: on second and fourth Saturday. 24 days of service per month. Public holidays mean Holi/Diwali/Dussehra etc

No services given without mask. None of the people inside were wearing masks. Including branch manager. Everything written in terms and conditions doesn’t get applied.
I visited the place at 14:44 PM

1. It was my first visit to the BOB branch located near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.

2. I visited based upon the suggestion given by kiosk CSC Nitin Chaurasiya who operates out of shop number 14 near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.

3. My zero balance account was opened about a month ago. I received a passbook on 12.04.2022. Account was opened on 14.03.2022: Satyamev Jayate. No photographs. Lost a charger in due course. No ATM card but transactions might happen. Slow and steady wins some rat races.

4. I was supposed to receive my ATM card and get e-kyc.

5. My account is no longer frozen but ATM card is going to take further time. No real limit.

6. The cashier at branch of BOB said:

” Did you get any SMS?”

No, I replied.

7. You usually receive an SMS and card reaches your home.

8. Here: BOB CSC told me in advance about getting ATM through him via Kiosk. I was positive about getting it today.

9. I visit Kiosk. Nitin didn’t respond to my call.  He was busy playing PUBG with a bunch of friends.

10. Those FRIENDS again ask bullshit questions. I ask him when will I get my ATM card.

11. Nitin asks to wait for three more days. The BOB cashier told that none of the ATM cards have been delivered in the last 2-3 months.

12. What’s up with BOB?

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Anjana Doodh Dairy!

Anjana Doodh Dairy is a shop located on Jawahar Panna road near Ambedkar statue opposite to Ambi Wine Shop. It sells dairy products. The name is a Hindi name. Anjana means Unknown. Ranjana means without imagination. Jana means people. Imagination is related to people who can imagine. Doodh stands for milk. Cow, buffalo and goat are three animals most frequently used for milking purposes in Indian subcontinent. Cow’s milk is costlier than that of buffalo. Gandhi was recommended goat’s milk by a doctor because in order to digest milk you need a lot of exercise. Gandhi was suffering from indigestion. Dairy products are made of milk. If you have read so far you already know that we don’t practice economy of speech, leave alone any other type of moderation. For example: Doodh and Dairy in the same name are redundant. Ideally: it should be Anjana Dairy. My friend Aditya Dwivedi was merely a laid back lad of twelve years when he first introduced me to this dairy shop. It has stood through tests of time in this small city. This national highway leads to Khajuraho Group of Monuments or a national heritage recognised by the archeological survey of India. Rest of the pictures are representatives of zeitgeist and courtesy of Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh: Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur, Chai Vibhag Cafe, Late Madhava Prasad Mishra Memorial Tennis Ball Night Cricket Tournament April 2022 and Juice Corner on Satai road Chhatarpur. Needless to say: every picture is worth at least one thousand words. Hope you would like perusing and sharing it on social media sites. You can hire me for creation of taglines or content writing provided you are fair and square in paying your dues.

Chai Vibhag: What is possible with ten rupees?
What’s with MBBS?
Recognise anyone?
And…
Why badminton? Why not Cricket, Tennis, Football, Skating or Basketball?
A glass of juice: morning mango juice full of multivitamin: only for ten rupees.
What’s the catch? Third world country flies with bees!
Who’s BD Anuragi from Dev Raw? How’s this person linked to RFS26?
Art
Craft
Jog your memory: all answers are there!
Where are the records?
Why bother on a Wednesday morning in April?
Century?
Can you see Venus? Or Neptune?
Moon? Or East?
SBI Bada Malehera versus Champions Cricket Club Jhansi
Jhansi champion played two matches and then went back to where they came from: Jhansi
Who gives the verdict?
Still unable to find the dragon or the owner!

Bread and butter? No. Bread and water. Bought from Anjana Dairy.