Animals

A little mouse was tapping at the door in the morning. It has been trying to move out since last night. I had helped it move out yesterday when there were kids to attend class. It was slithering on slippery surface, unable to find its way out. I don’t know if it was the same mouse that entered the room again or if it was another. I helped it out by opening the door. There was some scraped wood from the door hinge. Nearby lying the dead body of a small lizard. I saw a little lizard dying yesterday as I was coming back from washroom last evening. Its tail was writhing for a while. It was sad to see it like that. I don’t know where it was hiding or how it died. It was too cold for any lizards to be around. It’s only a synchronicity that earlier I had mentioned fossil fuels and lizards in connection to them as I was going to change a gas cylinder. A moth was flying near the phone last evening. I think these were too many animals within a short span of time. The temperature has reduced.

Resonance

Read the note I had scribbled before the class. Edited it a bit. Students arrived slightly later than usual, one after another. The elder arrived first. He wasn’t sure if the younger was coming behind him. I asked him if he went to school, to which he gave an affirmative reply. There were no studies during the day. Nothing was taught. They sat whole day. All of the students from all of the sections in a single classroom. Not more than fifty to sixty students. It wasn’t the full strength. I think it might be about ten percent of attendance in most of the sections due to extremely cold weather for the region (10-12 degree centigrades).
He showed me a leaflet as I was reading a chapter from their Science textbook  to them. It was a colorful print out of the time table for their yearly examination. It contained a schedule for the ninth class examination on one side and eleventh class examination on the other.
After I described them the schedule for their final examinations: he wanted me to read the back side schedule as well. Though I told him that it didn’t concern them as it was for higher classes, he insisted that I read that out to him. He was curious. I told him that their exams were going to begin on fifth of March whereas the exams for standard eleventh were going to start from twenty fifth of February. As he requested I even read out the note in the fine print at the bottom of the leaflet which said: “Verify the schedule with the notice board in your school.” I explained them what it meant.
When I told him that there wasn’t much time after this month as February is a shorter month he was surprised. I told him that it was his second attempt. He told me that his classmates are sure that he would pass. They even said that he did not need to study. I advised him to continue to study as much as possible. I think they would attend only a few classes now. Not more than thirty I guess.
When I compare the printed time table with that of our times: I have slight trouble recalling if there used to be a printed time table at all. And if there was, it was not this fine.
I asked them what they wanted to study. The elder brother hadn’t brought the maths textbook saying that it is in younger’s bag. Younger didn’t bring his bag or homework and showed insouciance when I asked about it. I wonder if nonchalance would have been a better word in the last sentence.
They take some time to decide which chapter to study from their Science textbook. I started reading from the eleventh chapter which is on sound waves.
I read it and take certain pauses to describe it to them. Tuning fork is used to study resonance. I doubt they have seen it in a lab. I hadn’t seen it either. There’s a brief introduction of Rudolf Hertz whose contribution to study of frequency was honoured by naming the unit for frequency with his surname. It’s represented with Hz. Frequency, Wavelength and Amplitude are defined with wave diagrams. Regions with higher  and lower pressure waves in the sound transmission. Noise and music are considered as waveforms. Music is generally low amplitude waves. Noise is high amplitude waves. Most of the cultural festivals and processions convert music into noise with an aim to send their message to as many as possible. Then there are follow up questions on these. Can there be noise disguised as music? Yes. It might have been a mystery a few centuries ago. In the digital age almost everyone is familiar with it.
Mother brought a cup of tea after class as I was relaxing after having put the chair back to its designated spot. She had forgotten tray. I told her it was alright. I asked her to tell me when the gas cylinder needed to be changed. After a while grandmother called me out and I changed the cylinder by removing regulator from the old one and placing it into the new one. Another task completed. The symbol for the Resonance chosen by the institute where I was preparing for the competitive exams after school was similar to the Mandarin character for person. It’s eight. Or is it person?
Why do they look so similar? I looked up online:

Minimalism: These are some of the oldest characters in the Chinese language. Because they represent very fundamental concepts, they were designed with the fewest strokes possible (2 strokes).
Evolution: * Person (人): Originally a profile view of a person bowing or walking.
Eight (八): Originally meant “to separate” or “divide.” Since eight is a number that can be divided perfectly multiple times (8 \rightarrow 4 \rightarrow 2), this symbol was borrowed to represent the number.
Helpful Tip for Writing
If you are using a brush or a pen, the Person (人) character always starts with the left stroke, and the right stroke “leans” on it. For Eight (八), you intentionally leave a gap at the roof to show that the two sides are “divided.”
In the context of the Mandarin characters we just discussed, the character that most poetically represents the concept of Resonance is Eight (八).
While neither character literally means resonance, Eight (八) is the best fit for two scientific and symbolic reasons:
1. The Concept of “Dividing” and Sound Waves
The original meaning of 八 (bā) is “to divide” or “to separate.” In physics, resonance occurs when a vibration is transferred from one object to another through a medium.
Think of a tuning fork: its two prongs (the two strokes of 八) must be separated and symmetrical to vibrate at a specific frequency.
If the prongs were touching (like in the character 人), the friction would dampen the vibration immediately, and you would get no resonance at all.
2. The Visual Symmetry
Resonance is a phenomenon of harmony and symmetry. The character 八 is perfectly balanced and open.
In a Resonance Tube experiment (like the one we discussed using a swaritra), the sound waves reflect back and forth.
If you look at the shape of a standing wave (the pattern created during resonance), it often looks like a series of loops that mirror the open, flared shape of the character 八.
If we look at the actual Chinese word for Resonance:
The Chinese word for resonance is 共鳴 (gòngmíng).
共 (gòng): Means “together” or “common.”
鳴 (míng): Means “the cry of a bird” or “to make a sound.”
So, resonance literally translates to “sounding together.” If you had to pick between the two simple characters, 人 (Person) represents the source (the observer or the striker), but 八 (Eight) represents the physics of the instrument (the open prongs of the tuning fork).

Sallekhana Diet and Middle Class Lunch!

1. 6 rotis with bison ghee spread on them. Two curries: one bowl full of arabi, tomato, green pepper and about four teaspoonfuls of beans. Two teaspoonfuls of apple salad. Having requested just four rotis without ghee didn’t have any effects on the kitchen.
2. Need to compare it with Sallekhana diet: it was one roti with two teaspoonful of curry: it meant 600 rice grains.
3. This plate had 2400 ( 2700 ) rice grains worth of rotis ( though I still consider ghee to be complementary as I had requested to not add it ). Vegetables bowl with arabi is equivalent to at least 30 teaspoonful of rice grains: 3000 rice grains. Bean curry is worth 600 rice grains. Apple salad, two teaspoonful is at least 200 rice grains ( that’s an understatement not litotes or meiosis because apple is costlier compared to rice. )
4. Total: 6500 rice grains worth of lunch. It was posh-No. It was a middle class lunch: it wasn’t posh. It was a lunch I used to have a few months ago. Middle class people here consider themselves kings and queens. That’s where the delusional term posh is born from. Upper middle class people start considering themselves to be sole nutrition givers, as if entire world economy revolves around them. Even in terms of pure rice grains worth it was 10.33 times costlier compared to Sallekhana diet.
Cost comparison:
1. Apple: about 90 rupees per Kilogram it’s 2.25 times costlier compared to rice grains so one on one comparison used here isn’t justified though I have no other way to convert these else I won’t be able to manage on a regular basis in the given rubric.
2. Comparing ghee with apple: ghee wins as the costliest item in your plate. Giving up ghee altogether might save your pocket and do a good, a lasting good to your health and happiness if you can convince the kitchen for it.
3. Ghee is 6.88 or 7 times costlier compared to even apple: the second highest in terms of cost.
4. Wheat is 25 rupees per Kilogram which means it’s one item worth less than rice grains which are 40 rupees per kilogram.
5. On an average, 30 grams of wheat flour or atta is needed to prepare one roti.
6. One teaspoonful of heaped sugar is 7.5 grams of sugar. Normal teaspoonful is 4 grams.
7. Let’s take heaped teaspoonfuls as rubric to measure rice grains and wheat grains.
8. Six rotis are worth 180 grams of wheat which is, at the rate of 40 grams per rupee, less than a rupee per roti. Adding cooking cost, LPG ( Liquid Petroleum Gas) cost and serving, some hotels here sell twenty rupees per four pieces or four rupees per roti. Which means 25 rupees for six rotis. Which means 9375 rice grains at the rate of 375 rice grains per rupee. This won’t be a good conversion.
9. Equivalent conversion which is sustainable is 180 grams of wheat or 2700 rice grains. Here, we haven’t added cooking cost similar to ghee cost. We can update the total rice grains amount today into conversion and arrive at 6500 rice grains. If we added ghee cost it would have been 12-15 times costlier compared to Sallekhana diet. Sallekhana diet was just a few days ago: one roti without ghee and two teaspoonful of curry or rice which was sometimes stale and sometimes fresh.

Permissions!

What is your middle name? Does it carry any special meaning/significance?

  1. After having bought eight platform tickets I was finally recognised by Railway Station Chhatarpur authorities.
  2. They advised me to not click pictures or use ATVM machine unless I was actually travelling to some place.
  3. In other words: loitering or wasting time or spreading litter at this Railway Station is not allowed.
  4. I went to the panel room located at platform where panel incharge was absent. I was advised to meet them on Monday.
  5. If the panel incharge allows me to study: I might continue to buy platform tickets else:
  6. I might completely give up buying platform tickets.
  7. This might be the concluding post about Chhatarpur Railway Station.
  8. There were many middle names: Prakash and Kumar were two of them and third was Prasaad.
  9. Prakaash means light.
  10. Kumar means young.
  11. Prasaad means grace.
  12. Do these names carry any special significance? Yes and no.

Peter Schmies Word Classification Test!

Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on.

  1. Peter Schmies Word Classification Test
  2. I conducted a research into higher human intelligence during 2005-2009 by interviewing many college undergraduates and a few people from industries.
  3. I continued similar projects even when the Peter Schmies text version of detailed analogies test was no longer available in 2018-2025.
  4. By returning to basics of pencil and paper with Jeremy Bentham’s Panopticon for Deux Ex Machina: I realised in February, 2025, that it was almost impossible to clear this objective Words Classification Test ( where you needed to guess if words were similar, opposite or you were making a wild guess.)
  5. Siddhanta: fundamental: words are sounds in the wild without any inherent meaning in them. In other words: it’s difficult to read a dictionary than reading fiction.
  6. From the viewpoint of a Grammarian , Author or Lexicographer: fiction is merely a context for interpretation of new word roots, new meanings, new associations.
  7. The first law of remembering and retaining words is to merely repeat it often enough.
  8. The second law is associating is with many profound ideas.
  9. Being able to clear Peter Schmies Word Classification Test removes many curses for example.
  10. Working in some libraries , for example, is almost impossible because of the banned versions or prohibitions.
  11. During 2018-2025, another strange thing was taking help from James Harbeck, Sesquiotica fame, who had let me publish a guest article on his weblog earlier. I had introduced his work on Blogging101Alumni website sponsored by Automattic.
  12. Every time I tried to clear the ceiling of 16 errors until 2060, I used to commit a few errors before reaching the score of 1000 on UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test site which was developed by Josh Breen.
  13. I decided to make these tests open sources in order to crack them as Rick Rosner of Mega Society had indicated in the Mega Society journal.
  14. During 2025 January and February this bugged website was unable to maintain itself.
  15. Collins dictionary was only resource which helped.
  16. Who was Fredrick Berchtold if not Pope?
  17. Proselytism in the name of education might work in the short run.
  18. Names are words, like titles, ranks, offices, honours..
  19. A breakfast, a bed, a milk tea, a mobile charge, a distraction free environment to publish.
  20. Project Gutenberg, project renaissance, project Sesquiotica for example.
  21. If Gregg Scott,  Jhonson O Connors, Norman Lewis, Ben Zimmer, Language Log guys and Jonathan Swift decide to keep meaning of words like Russel, Harbeck or Whigham: it’s a guild awards Peter Schmies Word Classification Test which is equivalent to Issac Asimov or Mensa Membership in Sweden.
  22. But you are almost 40. You don’t want to be 14 years old.
  23. Time Machines. Name Machines. Walking. Friends.
  24. Was Reservoir dogs an inspiration for the opening sequence for The Dark  Knight?. If yes, Nolan shouldn’t be credited as much for originality as for grand execution which works in corporate settings, in family gatherings.
  25. As soon as Peter Schmies is out you start condemning him.
  26. As soon as you exhaust Sesquiotica you look for next Laaloo.
  27. Brown, Black people were frequent flyers. White people were not so.
  28. Why did my corporate colleague prefer railways? To save himself from heart attacks.
  29. What’s next?

Bank of Baroda & Kiosk!

Caution: Transparency
Working hours: 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM Lunch Break: 14:00 PM to 14:30 PM

Note: Public holiday on every Sunday. Plus: on second and fourth Saturday. 24 days of service per month. Public holidays mean Holi/Diwali/Dussehra etc

No services given without mask. None of the people inside were wearing masks. Including branch manager. Everything written in terms and conditions doesn’t get applied.
I visited the place at 14:44 PM

1. It was my first visit to the BOB branch located near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.

2. I visited based upon the suggestion given by kiosk CSC Nitin Chaurasiya who operates out of shop number 14 near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.

3. My zero balance account was opened about a month ago. I received a passbook on 12.04.2022. Account was opened on 14.03.2022: Satyamev Jayate. No photographs. Lost a charger in due course. No ATM card but transactions might happen. Slow and steady wins some rat races.

4. I was supposed to receive my ATM card and get e-kyc.

5. My account is no longer frozen but ATM card is going to take further time. No real limit.

6. The cashier at branch of BOB said:

” Did you get any SMS?”

No, I replied.

7. You usually receive an SMS and card reaches your home.

8. Here: BOB CSC told me in advance about getting ATM through him via Kiosk. I was positive about getting it today.

9. I visit Kiosk. Nitin didn’t respond to my call.  He was busy playing PUBG with a bunch of friends.

10. Those FRIENDS again ask bullshit questions. I ask him when will I get my ATM card.

11. Nitin asks to wait for three more days. The BOB cashier told that none of the ATM cards have been delivered in the last 2-3 months.

12. What’s up with BOB?

Perhaps…

1. 21.04.2022 to 12.06.1994: The worn out stone now witnesses an open basket. A basket used to keep sleeping snakes.
A badminton player asked me: were you sleepy?
All of these pictures were captured today afternoon and morning in the badminton hall of pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh.
I have an address book dedicated to this stone. 28.02.1992 to 21.04.2022: Swami Pranavananda donated for noble causes like research on Vedic Science
39: A fire broke out yesterday night. WHY?

The Sunrise! 21.04.2022

Sandwich at Chai Vibhag
What’s unique about this picture?
Flood lights plus lovely weather doesn’t happen every day.

What’s unique?

Maybe you would find out after two three months of time here: why music from some phones is more conducive to powers of concentration than others. I was asked to reduce the volume multiple times. That only tells about my lack of discipline.

Who framed Choice guy?
Perhaps this is!

Luncheon to luncheon!

Luncheon

1. Can you finish a ten rupees white bread packet(usually twelve to thirteen pieces with a twenty rupees lassi?)

Answer: it depends on whether you need to finish it.

2. Why lassi and not tea?

Answer: quantity to soak breads.

3. Why not water and sugar?

Answer: I have tried.

ChaiVibhag +⅖

Question: 01: Why department?

Answer: 01: The name is a mockery of red-tapeism.

The image was captured by me today. How much can you read in the facade which is in shape of a scramble?

20.04.2022

Question 01: Is it a earthenware made for tea or coffee?

Answer: What do you see?

I hear a nightingale.

Some water on its beak.

A small puppy harrassed by grown ups.

Follows me after midnight.

I don’t know if it’s dead or alive now

I don’t know if it was similar to the puppy that night.

Laal Bahadur

Question 01: Why do I call it Laal Bahaadur?

Answer: 01: Because I watched ‘Peepli Live,’ in 2010-11. The refernces stayed with me.

Do you see BaskinRobins?

Question 01: Where’s the snake?

Answer 02: Where’s Uranus?

Question: 02: Why?

Question 01: How many images in this article?

Answer: 01: 15.

Question: 02: The last section has an image which is associated with RTI 2005. Subsection. Can you find that one out?

Question: 03: The last section has an image which highlights importance of architects of Indian republic. Can you highlight any misrepresentation of facts under artistic license, associated with those images?

Question: 04: I recently had a coin. A ten rupee coin. I spent it. It was about a personality which is associated with one of the artworks captured in the images. Can you guess it?

Copyright policy: honesty is the best policy. Saint Gadge Circle, police lines road. Municipal corporation Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh. Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur. And Late Madhav Prasad Mishra Memorial Tennis Ball Cricket Tournament Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001 own various artifacts that were captured by this photography equipment.

Hindi and English Medium!

Gadangi NOT GANDAGI: Art of Hindi!
14.04.2022. Thursday. Birthday of Ambedkar and Mahaveer. Hai or Hain? Why Hindi medium? Because then cm needed to reduce salaries of all teachers and workers at once.

This is simplest of posts to emphasize a point I have already made too often now.

1. As soon as you enter into the Badminton Hall located inside the Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001: you see a small room adjacent to the hall.

2. Here you would find a similar picture:

Gutka aka beteljuice and dirt. Do you observe the broom? I have tried using it! I still can’t fly.

3. A picture is worth thousand words. Three pictures must be worth three thousand words at least.

A picture captured without the permission of labourers at work for a noble and just cause.

4. The fourth picture:

4.1: I approached labourers.

4.2: I asked them if they would like to get photographed.

4.3: They clearly said No.

4.4: I asked if they were being paid “at least 400 rupees per day for such straining work in scorching Sun:” it was already twelve o’ clock and they were digging earth for another tournament.

4.5: I measured the pitch: it was 34 steps. 22 ft. Sumit and Chanchal were present. I am Anand.

Copyright policy: if anyone associated with pitch creation wants to sue me for taking this picture at this hour; despite their lack of consent: do so by all means. I have barely enough to feed myself. These labourers need more than 500 rupees per day. It’s a difficult undertaking with weather and fuel prices taken into consideration. All cases are subject to human rights commission Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001 and Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001. Help alleviate the hunger and poverty in your world. Improve education.

Why Maroon Pant is Fast Asleep in the Flash Fiction?

1. I don’t like stediam.

2. Gold medelist.

3. Jyfçotidip mention.

1. It’s 12:52 PM 10.04.2022, Sunday, in Chhatarpur, Madhya Pradesh, India, inside Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium. I am sitting under a banyan tree. It reminds me of Gandhi’s fondness for Ruskin Bond’s Unto This Last.

2. I had a chapter in my class 11th text book. The chapter was called:

“The Banyan Tree.”

Or was it

“The Old Banyan Tree?”

I don’t remember. S. S. Khare used to describe passages to us and he used to take long breaks to exalt a mechanic who was a driver in comparison to a driver who had to take his bike to a mechanic too frequently. Agrawal was surname of his favorite student and he used to repeat ‘samjhe?’ in his mouth as an automatic reminder. Strange as it seemed, I gained a greater understanding of his imports for chapters like Reuters and Banyan Tree. He was all for practice. Practice makes a man perfect and perfection can be perfected by further practice.

3. I recently saw many leaves falling from this tree. Yellow. Ripened. Hot wind is blowing. Headline in Dainik Bhaskar Reads :

Game over for Imran Khan.

-Dainik Bhaskar, 10-04-2022

4. Fuel prices are soaring. CK told me that petrol costs 119 rupees per litre.

5. I had a lassi at Chai Vibhaag.

Lassi plus bread.

6. Lassi was worth twenty rupees. White bread was worth twenty rupees. CK bought a tea for me. We shared bread with each other. We played the game of scramble. It took us two minutes each to score. Two minutes to evaluate. Two minutes to set up and two minutes to conclude. A total of ten minutes. How much did we both score? My score was thirteen points higher than his score. He teaches mathematics to primary school kids. I teach English to all people I meet, unless they want me to teach them something else.

Ward no 16/23

7. I need to update the article on Chai Vibhaag in Google maps. Their timings might adjust to evening-night pattern. April fool and scorching tropic of Aries. Sun and the North node enter the dragon.

8. Music is a big factor which creates environment. I got to hear some of my favorite songs in my personalized Spotify Jukebox today at Chai Vibhag as I connected my smartphone via bluetooth connect. Tenet soundtrack. Travis Scott. Ludwig Goransson. 2020. Then I heard some of CK’s favourites. He prefers Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber and Bhojpuri songs.

9. What’s with bets?

10. Legal betting odds and evens out and out innards ardent dentistry trysts tsimsum. Summer wine by Lana del Rey. What’s it with ten to the power ten? What’s with cursed lands to be bought in the next year and half which would, by some unseen cosmic powerful beings serve as graceful ambrosia producing wealthy thymus nustard oil? Loincloth. Yes oaths are meant to be for ants. Who cares about care English vocabulary?

11. Here it gets murkier: I heard a news: 12 galaxies spotted together in the sky in some observatory. Virgo supercluster being eaten up by some galactic tic tac toeuvrevenantennamesakeitloafern.

12. Lewis Carroll’s Curiouser and curiouser:

Becomes:

13. Ophelia’s Siriuser and Siriuser. Abcederian. Ian. Anemone. Prandial. Dialtone. Tonesure. Sureshot. Hotpot. Potpourri. Rialta. Altar. Area.

14. I scored 100 on UNWFP Free Rice app. It can be downloaded from Google Play store.

I love you RFS

15. What does RFS mean?

16. Sometimes it seems: I ask more questions than I answer. Sometimes. At others i try to imitate Einstein. I try to spell. I try to ascertain the nature of problem before coming up with the answers.

What’s with e=mc^2?

17. I briefly tried to solve paradoxes posed in H. C. Verma’s textbook for CBSE class 11th. Another physics lecturer has a nameplate which reads:

Gold medelist.

Gold medelist

18. Why piglets can’t rest under this banyan tree this afternoon? Why does this land burn so much? Why did that gold medelist boy wear maroon pant on the day he was supposed to wear white?

19. I don’t have all the answers. But his pant was short. The bearded guy was named Joseph Garvashish.

20. Joseph is not my cup of tea. Garvashish is an amalgamation of Garv and Ashish. Garv stands for pride and Ashish for grace. That guy was general manager of the high school at that time. We used to call him Father.

21. Almost all my friends remember being called out of classroom once in a while in the office of Maria Mata Convent High School which was run by sisters of Nazareth then. We were spoken key words in our ears: silently: “Faffa se bolo ki fees jamaa kare.”

22. Faffaa was busy playing cards or ludo or chitfund or whatever the heck you want to call gambling and alcoholism. Not to mention: gold medel faded like mendelieves (believe it or not Ripley or not!) Periodic Emily Dickinson fashion.

23. It gets even murkier and ends up in business as usual. Hollywood. Bollywood. Matrix grade 1992, 1999, 2000, 2014, 2021. Truman Show is the easiest way out of it!

24. The guy in white pants was a son of an engineer in public health engineering. He recently departed(ode to Leonardo DiCaprio/Matt Damon/Anthony Hopkins/Mark Wahlberg starrer movie which highlighted police procedural in dark knight fashion in contrast with Akira Kurosava’s police procedural in High and Low. Which one do you like and why? Let me know in comments. Or watch Parvarish in which Shammi Kapoor nourishes Amitabha and Vinod. Yes, heroes not characters. Stranger than fiction is reality.

25. Mazhar met me yesterday with Suresh who didn’t tell me about his last name. My doggedness with badminton hall in Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 being obvious raised some eyebrows:

A. What’s with your financial condition?

B. What’s with your bag?

C. Why do you play loud music?

D. Why do you stand in that corner?

E. Why do you watch us play?

F. Can you sit down there so that I may hear walkie-talkie and continue to play badminton?

Mazhar is a constable in superintendent’s office. Suresh looks like he’s a sibling of Sumit Upadhyaya, who’s a poster boy and a badminton player.

Mazhar invited me to his office and I felt like being interrogated. Why not his living space? Why not a tea stall? Why superintendent’s office?

I told him about despicable state of badminton hall as well as Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur when it comes to cleanliness.

26. A student scored highest marks in English. Forty nine out of fifty. I scored forty eight. I don’t know what was score of the guy who had white pant well pressed on the day picture was captured. His mother was furious when I went to his house with excitement and scores. Obviously : R or V should have gotten the first merit. Conspiracy begins.

27. Who reported you the news tells a lot about news provided you know how to read advertisement. An obvious allusion to Arthur Conan Doyle for my reading in detective fiction doesn’t exceed more than a whit of Sherlock Holmes Canon.

Sunrise 10.04.2022 Sunday

28. Antyodaya means “Raising the most downtrodden and outcast.” Deendayal Rasoi is a scheme which has supposedly fed 7600000 poor people in 58 cities:

The scheme is a superflop advertisement campaign like Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan.

Look at this: after having experienced advocates of scheme and donators: I find it locked on occasion of festivals. Is a real charity supposed to be lock at any time?

Where does all the money go?

It goes to maintain gardens in collectorate.

It goes to create hoardings.

It goes to give mic to Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Christian and other propaganda creators like devotees of motherland, English, Hindi or style or big English vocabulary or Cricket or environment.

Consider last three events in this stadium where I am writing this brief essay on my own shortcomings. An admission of my lack of abundance.

29. Someone committed suicide in my neighborhood. The family is a family of jewellers. Suicides were regular. Sushant Singh Rajput committed suicide in the same year. Eleven people committed suicide together. A town inspector’s son used to play cricket with the guy in white pant. I used to play with the guy in the white pant. There was another guy who used to play cricket with us. He got another gold medal five years afterwards. But before that I broke the record of crossing fourth stage of eighth round of Super Mario Bros’: Nintendo games. I was thrilled to report that to all three of them. Our names began with V: twenty second letter of English alphabet.

30. Another town inspector’s son. A bridge. Jyotidip Mansion is written as Mention.

31. How much time it took you to read through this article? How much could you learn. How can I work on improving my physics, income and relevance to stay on course? The bet guy promised to produce evidence. Ten to the power of eighteen is just four less than what North node would continue to indicate for next year and half as per the sidereal zodiac. What’s your age? You’re probably young and feel immortal! Have you watched SciFi movies like In time(2011), Tenet(2020), Inland Empire (2006;) and Richard Linklater’s Waking Life?

32. Bonus:

Indian currency

Are you interested in nails?

Raw?

My economic status?

Are all people working in April, May, June, July and August fools according to British Empire?

How did April Fool and Mayday came to be?

Do let me know if you didn’t like my picture. Grimace. Pants. Sarcasm. Italian pasta or tie. Or the resolution of pictures.