Bank of Baroda & Kiosk!

Caution: Transparency
Working hours: 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM Lunch Break: 14:00 PM to 14:30 PM

Note: Public holiday on every Sunday. Plus: on second and fourth Saturday. 24 days of service per month. Public holidays mean Holi/Diwali/Dussehra etc

No services given without mask. None of the people inside were wearing masks. Including branch manager. Everything written in terms and conditions doesn’t get applied.
I visited the place at 14:44 PM

1. It was my first visit to the BOB branch located near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.

2. I visited based upon the suggestion given by kiosk CSC Nitin Chaurasiya who operates out of shop number 14 near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.

3. My zero balance account was opened about a month ago. I received a passbook on 12.04.2022. Account was opened on 14.03.2022: Satyamev Jayate. No photographs. Lost a charger in due course. No ATM card but transactions might happen. Slow and steady wins some rat races.

4. I was supposed to receive my ATM card and get e-kyc.

5. My account is no longer frozen but ATM card is going to take further time. No real limit.

6. The cashier at branch of BOB said:

” Did you get any SMS?”

No, I replied.

7. You usually receive an SMS and card reaches your home.

8. Here: BOB CSC told me in advance about getting ATM through him via Kiosk. I was positive about getting it today.

9. I visit Kiosk. Nitin didn’t respond to my call.  He was busy playing PUBG with a bunch of friends.

10. Those FRIENDS again ask bullshit questions. I ask him when will I get my ATM card.

11. Nitin asks to wait for three more days. The BOB cashier told that none of the ATM cards have been delivered in the last 2-3 months.

12. What’s up with BOB?

Dingdong singsongs Hanky Panky lanky Shanky!

1. It was a story inside a story: I didn’t expect the grandma to offer me water and tea. It was rare but it did happen. Her son was out doing work for he had been out of work for long. Peevish crying everyday. Bugging one and all and finding faults have been his lifelong obsessions which got extra demonic these days. He neither let you sleep well nor let you eat in peace. His greedy restlessness was hunting you because you seemed like an investment gone wrong. The scorpion mother tried to put her lust into fake caring voice which she still confused with motherly care but surfaced only when her husband was not around. You either understand scorpions or you don’t. These ladies were playing good cop. Temporarily, to draw out something from you. On command of their owner– In order to know what they considered were secrets I was carrying in my heart, whereas, I had no secrets and I saw them coming from miles.

What do they say? Once Bitten twice shy! Why, oh my my, I was bitten a zillion times so to say, by millions like them and yet couldn’t be shy but I had mastered to slay their dragons and scorpions just in time to ward them off. The best revenge is to live well.

2. Wordlstar Cafe: was constantly closed. What made it a decade and half ago seemed like a progressive step in this town. Pizzas: costly food which is not healthy for your budget or intestines. I had no pizza in the last eight years and I secretly craved it sometimes. Cozy Star Cafe: why did they name these cafes like that? Now, there were two ultra modern hotels for marriages but the pandemic was playing pandemonium umlaut plaudit dithering ringtone dipthong Hong Kong dingdong singsongs Singapore claptrap humdrum humbug gummy worms Armageddon donning Inglewood wodden dense mesnes nested loops bloops Nescafe nascent scent incandescent bulbs. Come to think of it, the whole town felt as if it was in a decrepit state.

3. I had overestimated their worth in every which way: especially their spiritual worth. A water ball seller was killed for asking ₹5 as the payment. It was about 25 kilometres near this town. I was having warerballs near the waterfalls when he was attacked by a drunk guy named Ramkishan and there was a snowstorm nearby. On the way back, I heard some shocking news.

The naked Emperor Strikes Back aur the Russian mafia strike spread!

Jo is a sensitive guy!

Birthday went like a breeze. You have heard the emperor Strikes Back. Why not make it ” the naked Emperor Strikes Back! ” This is the best of the two stories. Aur ” Russian mafia strike spray takes you back to the heart of the winter. ” even my misprints and typos bring people out of their Graves. Take this one: I was saying something else Google Translate ration UC it was transliteration: do you see it: it typed ” Jo ” and the guy named Jo came out of coma to comment about ancient female. No that was email. Do you see it? Is that the kind of power my typos wield aur is that they are always lurking behind the scenes to find something to latch onto. Keep sending email female female whatever you want to. No. I don’t even remember ever having interacted with Anju. Any job. But the Jo guy is Mafia and he won’t leave you alone. How dare you write a name jio. Jio john johnny Ana Mena Irene. You run out of names quotes on if you take 2 people into consideration. If you are a person that has any name.

The Grand Return of Dhaniyayan Babadook and the constipated Ghost!

He was sweating profusely. The mud and mud guards. The bike was supposed to be a help but thanks to his rushing where Angeles also rush hour traffic to your dimension. I was escapist by people who are sharing connections ideas and opportunities to work with you. “This is just how life is,” so the man said. Dhaniyayan, Babadook and the other spirit which makes teenage children constipated were all mingling with kingkongs Longfellow Emerson network Power innovations Inc attention department. Everyone except him and his daughter – is a reason. It had something to do with the eleventh and the tenth tithe blithe Megatron rodomontade montane pentane pageant anteater Antwerp Belgium Belize Benin Bermuda Bhutan rampike spike rampike spike Lee and I. She said nothing, but it was clear from her face that it was all she would have.

Words of a blather lock down with a Kite in Sky!

Chanson on vacation On Sundays, when she is supposed to be at church, she still meets the villagers in the park and talks to them. There were three venipuncture venomous scorpions. They resided in a small tree on the lawn of the beautiful blonde. If I had learnt to differentiate between the fictional and non fictional: the writing would have been easier. A little bit less entertainment: yet I would have thrived. I thought it was not necessarily required to be grateful at this point: they all knew how he felt about them. If they had taught him a thing: it was to see the naked fiction. If only he could have found a way to read fiction in the real world: he would have been cured of his disease.

Hi Hannah thanks for the mannah! He said as usual. It was beyond his wildest fantasies: the way they had woven their persona : the masquerade around the craft. It was not a question about being ethical or unethical: it was being charged with a red zone: having a great appearance of malady. The way the mighty were infected with the red zone: that is what bothered her. Piano music was soothing to him. He was visiting the area of deaths. There were many of them. He was relieved to be free from all dehiscence Matrices now. There were many people who worked together and development of new feelings was obviously noticeable when someone was as mature amateur as he was. He was learning to be more mature: all the times. Work needs energy and enthusiasm: workplace romance is a joke. I have been a single story all my life. I have had no romance at all. But being a dumb dunce I entertained many and unless a specific individual was actually involved: the artist would not have been able to get a chance to draw a vivid colours dream. It is all the worst thing that could happen to a man of the artistic temperament. You can not understand why: unless you have been thru the exit door. One of the most important things to remember is that: just because your roommate is mature does not mean that he is interested in you as a person.

You can’t understand why…

No matter how high,

You try,

To fly,

You can’t escape,

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I am a ghost!

The girl is getting married to a guy in air force. She use to live near the place where I died as my heart stopped working. I was under the influence of the drugs. I ran away naked: thinking about a Jain monk. He died last year. I was taken to a saint who also died this year. I wanted to enter into the ground where the air force was hiring. There was a boy with me that day and I saw a  guy who was named Van Rose. Since then 4 years have passed. I am sure: I died in that event and since then: I have been roaming around the city. I am teaching a guy named Van Rose. I heard him say: grain market. What are the odds? I had a dream before I began teaching this guy Van Rose. I saw the personality of the godhead who lived in a high place. And I had been complaining about wheat market opening while ground was closed. I came to know that authority wanted to keep the ground locked as it was a college ground. Very few chosen ones reached near him. I was given a job. I did the job. As wierd things kept happening around the city. I was fed up with being a so called farmer. I became an English language teacher. I was fond of words because they were a guarantee of good career as per the experts. That didn’t happen. I barely am able to pay the bills. Since I am living with virtually the same people who were there four years ago: I wonder if I really died or they all are also the ghosts. I know that I am now in the same state as that night I passed out.

I am a ghost.

How come I never knew that?

I don’t know.

That is very strange. I wonder what it means?

I also wonder.