Time to come back to palace:

  1. No time for sand mafia. Do as you please if you come via car. Do as you please if you pretend to attend a marriage every night. Or an emergency.
  2. No time limit if your name is on name plate.
  3. If you tell them that you’re gainfully employed: first find the police department selfie stick which wants you home before twelve
  4. Second: grandmother sleeps soundly, rest of the family is also enjoying sleep. Two young children in their twenties are roaming on their roof in the midnight as their dog barks but rest of the civilized society is so deeply asleep for seven to eight hours between eleven to eight o clock in the night that you are supposed to be within the palace of grandeur where masonic laws have miserably failed to provide any solace in form of civility, before eleven or even before ten.
  5. The same people will eat you alive for not being employed but now they’re focussed on being civil to let everyone sleep in time bar neighborhood kids who chat and roam after midnight on their roof. No rules or planning or advanced telling for jhun jhun Devi fond of wearing ornaments despite being almost retired from service. What kind of ghost ship are they steering and to where and why?
  6. I spent a long time figuring out if they actually had any discipline regarding checkin or checkout if it was really a place with those restrictions. There were none. Maybe kavi sammelan is over now and only means of taxation is by squirming anyone who is too tired by being honestly employed instead of sitting at door to collect taxes by spewing forth laws at random which are not applicable for tenants.
  7. Enough with this bullshit of random laws already. Jeremy Bentham’s Panopticon for all purposes. Deus Ex Machina. Did they tell me about their trip to Baandaa? Did they tell me how they went to that place, why and when? Did they do so just because they were more mature than a forty years old? Why then do they allow someone only thirty years old to enter at random hours while hold me to answer random questions after a hard day at work?
  8. This is the justice system here of which these truthful people are extremely fond of and in appreciation for.

Hagen- Poiseuille Laminar Flow Hypothesis!

1. Georges Pouillet’s student Jean-Léonard Marie Poiseuille was a French physiologist, and the unit of measurement “poise” in fluid dynamics is named after him.

2. Haga comes from Old Norse. Hagen is a surname from Germanic tribes.

3. Hagen-Poiseuille Tesis for laminar flow suggests that there can be liquids flowing through parallel channels without mixing with eachother or without disturbance.

4. Among other researchers Peter Schmid( Schmies) was working with during 1993-2025 there was one gentleman from Sweden who had first national ranking. His own national ranking was 13th.

5. Issac Asimov researched into AI.

Pending an acquisition of a lifetime!

You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?

  1. Pending an acquisition of a lifetime.
  2. The quote above is from Paul who used to take care of bug fixes for the Couch Discussion Forum.
  3. The root Krum results in Hindi word Kram which translates to English word order, as in, ascending or descending order.
  4. To scend is to rise on a wave. Maybe a word for surfers. I came across this word while trying to archive words on level 4th and 5th of UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test site.
  5. A Test Ceiling in Psychometrics: 2060 score without committing more than 16 errors. Another : 0 errors until level 100.
  6. Site is bugged for me. Manually reset the levels after a few answers.
  7. Archive words at level 4th or 5th.
  8. Look them up in Merriam Webster or Collins.
  9. Refer to Michael Quinion’s World Wide Words.
  10. You’re done. You have mastered the test and championed the cause for feeding many people in developing nations.
  11. There are other tests similar to this one: for example: Peter Schmies Word Classification Test which I cleared recently.
  12. Similar techniques: words are inherently devoid of meaning. They’re what guilds of lexicographers suggest them to be.
  13. Similar to laws. For example: most of the people don’t wear helmets . Not wearing helmets is a norm.
  14. Does this imply that wearing helmets is lawlessness?
  15. No.
  16. The word ‘sentence’ suggests that your autobiography is going to be used as a testament. To judge others. It’s not fiction.
  17. Intestate is another word. What does coda mean?
  18. Cesern is long haired. Tohu is the verse form I invented. It’s similar to Supercallifragilisticexpliallidocious even though the sound of it is even more atrocious.
  19. Amphiprostyle is column based structure.

Don’t Speak More Than Automattic Guild Lets You Speak No Matter How Many Awards Your Weblog Won in 2015. Not Your Uncle’s Automattic!

If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why?

  1. Be Yourself, everyone else is taken.
  2. The quote is by Oscar Wilde.
  3. Nobody can replace you, even if your copies are assembled en-masse in a Nick Bostrum/ Tesla factory.
  4. With that said, if having referenced three authorities wasn’t enough: I would like to know how does it actually feel to know all of the words in the UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test database. How does it feel to know all of the words in spelling bee contests. How does it feel to be Sir Donald Bradman or James Harbeck or Founder of a Test like Joint Entrance Examination for engineering students in India or To be founder of Harvard or Massachusetts or To be the founder of United States of America.
  5. I have pretty good idea by now how it feels to be Gandhi, Kabeer or Prahlaad. I don’t want to feel that.
  6. I might like to feel superior to others but I can’t dispense Mensa Membership to every student I meet.
  7. You would really love to know what it feels like to be a Charles Babbage, JRR Tolkein, Or
  8. Why all these pundits got trapped here trying to undo curses within the lands of haunted dolls.
  9. They were merely curious. Curiousity killed the cats. Dogs took over. They were Sirius.
  10. Then, they found more than they were looking for, almost 1408 of Stephen King.
  11. They resolved to find their Team Cobbs who already had bugs like Mal in their designs.
  12. What does it feel like to be Amish Alvi or Amish Tripathi: Immortals of Meluha fame? I don’t want to know.
  13. Where there’s mining: there are reptiles. There are nightmares. Petroleum industries. Oceans.
  14. It’s like motivating people to be administrators, not in so many words, an idea repeated in Bollywood, Hollywood, Tollywood etc ad infinitum, ad nauseum, ad absurdum.
  15. How does it feel to be Khaleel Zibraan for a day?
  16. How does it feel to not worry about progenies or ancestors or hungry ghosts?
  17. How does it feel like to have committed absolutely no sins?
  18. How does it feel to be.
  19. How does it feel to not care anymore for celebrities?
  20. How does it feel?
  21. Why?
  22. Who?
  23. Reductio Ad Absurdum.

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Peter Schmies Word Classification Test!

Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on.

  1. Peter Schmies Word Classification Test
  2. I conducted a research into higher human intelligence during 2005-2009 by interviewing many college undergraduates and a few people from industries.
  3. I continued similar projects even when the Peter Schmies text version of detailed analogies test was no longer available in 2018-2025.
  4. By returning to basics of pencil and paper with Jeremy Bentham’s Panopticon for Deux Ex Machina: I realised in February, 2025, that it was almost impossible to clear this objective Words Classification Test ( where you needed to guess if words were similar, opposite or you were making a wild guess.)
  5. Siddhanta: fundamental: words are sounds in the wild without any inherent meaning in them. In other words: it’s difficult to read a dictionary than reading fiction.
  6. From the viewpoint of a Grammarian , Author or Lexicographer: fiction is merely a context for interpretation of new word roots, new meanings, new associations.
  7. The first law of remembering and retaining words is to merely repeat it often enough.
  8. The second law is associating is with many profound ideas.
  9. Being able to clear Peter Schmies Word Classification Test removes many curses for example.
  10. Working in some libraries , for example, is almost impossible because of the banned versions or prohibitions.
  11. During 2018-2025, another strange thing was taking help from James Harbeck, Sesquiotica fame, who had let me publish a guest article on his weblog earlier. I had introduced his work on Blogging101Alumni website sponsored by Automattic.
  12. Every time I tried to clear the ceiling of 16 errors until 2060, I used to commit a few errors before reaching the score of 1000 on UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test site which was developed by Josh Breen.
  13. I decided to make these tests open sources in order to crack them as Rick Rosner of Mega Society had indicated in the Mega Society journal.
  14. During 2025 January and February this bugged website was unable to maintain itself.
  15. Collins dictionary was only resource which helped.
  16. Who was Fredrick Berchtold if not Pope?
  17. Proselytism in the name of education might work in the short run.
  18. Names are words, like titles, ranks, offices, honours..
  19. A breakfast, a bed, a milk tea, a mobile charge, a distraction free environment to publish.
  20. Project Gutenberg, project renaissance, project Sesquiotica for example.
  21. If Gregg Scott,  Jhonson O Connors, Norman Lewis, Ben Zimmer, Language Log guys and Jonathan Swift decide to keep meaning of words like Russel, Harbeck or Whigham: it’s a guild awards Peter Schmies Word Classification Test which is equivalent to Issac Asimov or Mensa Membership in Sweden.
  22. But you are almost 40. You don’t want to be 14 years old.
  23. Time Machines. Name Machines. Walking. Friends.
  24. Was Reservoir dogs an inspiration for the opening sequence for The Dark  Knight?. If yes, Nolan shouldn’t be credited as much for originality as for grand execution which works in corporate settings, in family gatherings.
  25. As soon as Peter Schmies is out you start condemning him.
  26. As soon as you exhaust Sesquiotica you look for next Laaloo.
  27. Brown, Black people were frequent flyers. White people were not so.
  28. Why did my corporate colleague prefer railways? To save himself from heart attacks.
  29. What’s next?

Use cue cards to learn words.

What advice would you give to your teenage self?

  1. Crack Peter Schmies Vocabulary Test
  2. Crack Peter Schmies Word Classification Test
  3. Crack Chimera Analogies Test
  4. Work out problems on your own.
  5. Work out Trigonometric functions.
  6. Learn at least twenty languages including foreign languages and dialects.
  7. Have fun in learning. Don’t make it a punishment for yourself or others.

VRS

  1. IAB: yes, I would take English tuition after attending a marriage ceremony.
  2. BOB KIOSK: No, we think he’s our senior executive.
  3. Conclusion: since insurer disappeared after creating another BOB scam: IAB was right.
  4. Case closed.