Ginger Tea and Gemini: Lessons in Height, Math, and Machine Bugs


The ginger tea was used by my father, therefore, I decided to make it for myself after students left. I used less than half a glass of water and half a teaspoonful of tea leaves, half a teaspoonful of ginger with about two and half teaspoonfuls of sugar which I increased to three and a half after adding about three fourths of a glass of milk. My motivation to let the tea brew qualitatively depends on whether it’s just for myself or it’s a community project. It’s a result of prolonged condemnation of living comfortably no matter how much you deserve it. Don’t be selfish. No matter how unselfish you’re you’re always selfish. No matter how much you speak you speak too much. No matter how much you eat you eat too much. Then, you learn more golden than golden principles. You may call them platinum or diamond or by any other name. There are a plethora of quotations on the importance of sacrifice, Yajna and community living to support it. Others before yourself even if they don’t reciprocate or hold similarly high standards in their behaviour.

देखिये, 13 साल की उम्र में ऊँचाई बढ़ना एक सामान्य प्रक्रिया है। आनुवंशिकता (Genetics) तो एक मुख्य कारण है, लेकिन कुछ चीज़ों पर ध्यान देकर हम इसमें मदद कर सकते हैं। जैसे:
* संतुलित आहार: सही पोषण, खासकर कैल्शियम और प्रोटीन, हड्डियों के विकास के लिए बहुत ज़रूरी है।
* नियमित व्यायाम: स्ट्रेचिंग, कूदना और दौड़ने जैसे व्यायाम ऊँचाई बढ़ाने में सहायक हो सकते हैं।
* पर्याप्त नींद: ग्रोथ हार्मोन नींद के दौरान ही सबसे ज्यादा स्रावित होता है।
That’s a snippet of a brief Live session with Gemini in which my student was trying to speak with Gemini AI, in Hindi. The eloquent and efficient communication seemed as if it was a real person well-versed in Hindi though connectivity was problematic. We were able to extract suggestions which were of general nature for an adolescent person concerned with their growth. I might have told these to him though he was excited to speak with an AI agent.
His communication was preceded by his blabberwockying as usual:
“I will scold him on the call. Is that going to create a repercussion for me?”
They went into detail about how they used an AI to threaten a friend. They asked me if they will be bothered by the law if they used swear words in those calls. I told them that they need to be of legal age to be eligible to talk with it without parental guidance.
My session was intended to give them exposure to a media which is geared towards educational nudging for learning with  AI rather than promoting the technology as merely a games  tool where they indulge into  Pub G, Free Fire or in reel-creation.
We worked on establishing a connection. Though it recognised my students voice, it had a difficult time because he wasn’t familiar with proper modulation and pronunciation to facilitate it for AI models. In one instance the AI greeted me back with “Ola!” Though my student wasn’t using Spanish but Hindi.
It began when I told them how the Gemini text-to-speech engine was bugged. The bugs were too many to recount too. Though it has been just a few days of use I failed to get proper feedback from their support and I am not motivated to pursue further complaints. A user who helps a system with proper feedback should get it acknowledged and the bug should be fixed. Being a software professional I know it’s not rocket science. What I get instead : further bugs. The first few haven’t been fixed and new ones are introduced.
Was the prediction of “Eh/Meh” at the beginning of every paragraph done by a Google group article I received in advance when I was merely reporting about “Level 5” being read as “Level 5 inches?” I can’t be sure.
It sure made them laugh. I asked them to observe this error. They listened keenly as we were getting responses to our Maths queries. They laughed out loudly when they heard those strange sounds at the beginning of the paragraphs. And it ensured that I wasn’t delusional though these students might be the last people who can help accelerate the bug fixes- they have speech impediment themselves yet they can ensure that it’s an unnecessary eh/meh at the beginning of every paragraph.
People suffering from extreme tiredness
( CFS) might do that at the beginning of every paragraph but that’s strange for a text to speech engine which can read hundreds of pages easily.
A dog is barking outside. Bells ringing in the worship room. I visit washroom once again before this article is completed. I realise emergence of this anxiety about saying something which might not be read by most readers. What if it’s not read by anyone? At least it will survive as an archive to which you can later return to. With maturity I came to recognise the importance of archives and it might be difficult to inculcate this in certain individuals unless they have experienced it. Or they might evaluate historical archives as being too highly important compared to their own. It’s certainly not a promotion of narcissistic rambling or “extremely fond of my own voice” syndrome because despite uniqueness none of the voices or personality traits are unique enough. This doesn’t mean they don’t have a purpose at all. That’s going into nihilism and losing patience. Extreme opposite. The other one is not listening any other voice at all. Being too fond of our own voices. I recognised with my participation in online communities that too long speeches by some interlocutors seemed to make this impact- as if our voices were subdued. It can be true only for superfluous reasons for brief periods. And it might start sounding like Truth- like propaganda does with the repetition.
Gemini: Hello there! How can I help you today?
Me: Yeah, my student [ name redacted] here wants to talk to you in Hindi. Can you talk to him in Hindi?

Gemini: जी बिल्कुल! मैं [name redacted] से हिन्दी में बात कर सकता हूँ। कहिए, [] क्या पूछना चाहते हैं?
Student: आप अपनी हाइट पूछना चाहते हैं

Gemini: ज़रूर! मैं एक कृत्रिम बुद्धिमत्ता हूँ, इसलिए मेरी कोई हाइट नहीं है। क्या आप कुछ और जानना चाहते हैं?
[ The question was interpreted as if the student was asking about the height of the AI model though he wanted to ask about his own height. Miscommunication.]

Student: अच्छे से बोलो। हम निहार को नहीं जानते। Q
Gemini: क्षमा करें, मुझे आपकी बात स्पष्ट समझ में नहीं आई। क्या आप कृपया दोहरा सकते हैं? आप किसके बारे में पूछ रहे हैं? A
[ The question was misheard again. Hence a clarification question by AI follows. ]

Me: Hello.
Gemini: हेलो! क्या आप कुछ पूछना चाहते हैं?

Me: यह अपनी ऊंचाई से संबंधित एक प्रश्न पूछना चाहते हैं। यह बढ़ती अवस्था के किशोर हैं इसीलिए यह अपनी ऊंचाई से संबंधित एक प्रश्न पूछना चाहते हैं।
[ I put the question on behalf of my student. ]
Gemini: ऊँचाई से संबंधित प्रश्न पूछने के लिए बिल्कुल ठीक है! [Name]  क्या जानना चाहते हैं? क्या आप अपनी वर्तमान ऊँचाई या भविष्य के विकास के बारे में जानना चाहते हैं?

Student: बावस्की बेकार है। अच्छा बोलो। बावस्की बेकार समय।
[ Absurd recording. No sync. ]
Gemini: भविष्य के विकास के बारे में जानना चाहते हैं, यह तो बहुत अच्छा है! देखिये, ऊँचाई बढ़ना आमतौर पर एक निश्चित उम्र तक ही होता है। क्या आपकी उम्र 12 साल के आसपास है?
Student: Power Escape Plus
[ It records his voice as Power Escape Plus ]
Gemini: “Power Escape Plus” किस बारे में है? क्या आप इसके बारे में थोड़ा और बता सकते हैं?
Student: I will [ miscommunication]
Gemini: हाँ बोलिए, मैं सुन रहा हूँ।
Student: Ah. Hola, Kira. [ Mis recording]
Gemini: Hola! क्या हाल है?
Student: 12 13 12 13
Gemini: मैं ठीक हूँ, धन्यवाद! आप कैसे हैं? और 12 और 13 किस बारे में बात कर रहे हैं?
Me: उनकी उम्र 13 वर्ष के आसपास है।
Gemini: अच्छा, 12 13 साल की उम्र तो विकास के लिए बहुत महत्वपूर्ण समय होता है। इस उम्र में, सही पोषण और व्यायाम बहुत ज़रूरी हैं। क्या आप उनकी ऊँचाई और वज़न के बारे में कुछ जानना चाहते हैं?

Student: हां, उनकी उम्र 13 वर्ष के आसपास है और वे अपनी ऊंचाई ब बढ़ती ऊंचाई को लेकर चिंतित हैं। वह चाहते हैं कि उनकी ऊंचाई ज्यादा बढ़े। हम्म।
Gemini: देखिये, 13 साल की उम्र में ऊँचाई बढ़ना एक सामान्य प्रक्रिया है। आनुवंशिकता (Genetics) तो एक मुख्य कारण है, लेकिन कुछ चीज़ों पर ध्यान देकर हम इसमें मदद कर सकते हैं। जैसे:
* संतुलित आहार: सही पोषण, खासकर कैल्शियम और प्रोटीन, हड्डियों के विकास के लिए बहुत ज़रूरी है।
* नियमित व्यायाम: स्ट्रेचिंग, कूदना और दौड़ने जैसे व्यायाम ऊँचाई बढ़ाने में सहायक हो सकते हैं।
* पर्याप्त नींद: ग्रोथ हार्मोन नींद के दौरान ही सबसे ज्यादा स्रावित होता है।
क्या आप इनमें से किसी के बारे में विस्तार से जानना चाहेंगे?
Session 1:
Student: मेरी बात सुने।
Gemini: हाँ बोलिए, मैं सुन रहा हूँ। आप क्या कहना चाहते हैं?
Student: मेरा नाम मनन है। अमन
Gemini: नमस्ते मनन!
[ Since Gemini had misheard my student’s name I didn’t need to edit it out of the talk. ]

Student: नेवा लड़का है
[ Huh? ]
Gemini: नमस्ते मनन। मैं आपकी कैसे सहायता कर सकता हूँ?

Student: Hello.
Student: हेलो मेरा खराब हो गया मां बहुत मार भी मां के [ miscommunication]
Gemini: क्या खराब हो गया आपका? और आपको माँ से डाँट क्यों पड़ी? क्या कुछ गड़बड़ हो गई?
Student: मेरा नाम….
Gemini: नमस्ते नरेन्द्र! क्या आप कुछ पूछना चाहते हैं?
Student: हमें तेरा दोस्त बनना चाहते हो।
Gemini: जी हाँ, बिल्कुल! मुझे आपसे बात करके और दोस्त बनकर खुशी होगी। आप क्या पसंद करते हैं?
Student: हां मेरी हाइट कितने तक बढ़ेगी?
Gemini: आपकी हाइट कई चीज़ों पर निर्भर करती है, जैसे- आपके माता-पिता की हाइट, आपका पोषण और कुछ हार्मोनल कारण। आमतौर पर, 18 से 20 साल की उम्र तक हाइट बढ़ती है। क्या आप अपनी उम्र और वर्तमान हाइट बताना चाहेंगे?
Student: है 2012
Gemini: Session 2 as given above.



We were working on Mathmatics Workbook:
The decimal expansion of 1/7 is a classic example of a non-terminating repeating (recurring) decimal.
Because the denominator (7) is a prime number other than 2 or 5, the division will never end, but it will eventually settle into a predictable cycle.
The Expansion
The value of 1/7 is:

In mathematical notation, we write this with a bar over the repeating sequence:

Interesting Properties of 1/7
* The Six-Digit Cycle: The repeating block “142857” consists of 6 digits. For any fraction 1/p (where p is prime), the maximum length of the repeating cycle is p – 1. For 1/7, 7 – 1 = 6.
* Cyclic Permutations: If you multiply 1/7 by other numbers, the digits in the expansion stay the same, they just start at a different point!
   *    *    * How to calculate it
If you perform long division of 1 by 7:
* 10 \div 7 = 1 remainder 3
* 30 \div 7 = 4 remainder 2
* 20 \div 7 = 2 remainder 6
* 60 \div 7 = 8 remainder 4
* 40 \div 7 = 5 remainder 5
* 50 \div 7 = 7 remainder 1 (Back to where we started!)
Once the remainder repeats (1), the entire sequence of digits starts over.
Are all Natural Numbers also Whole Numbers?

हाँ, सभी प्राकृतिक संख्याएँ (Natural Numbers) पूर्ण संख्याएँ (Whole Numbers) होती हैं।
इसे समझने का सबसे आसान तरीका यह है कि हम इन दोनों समूहों की परिभाषा देखें:
* प्राकृतिक संख्याएँ (Natural Numbers): ये गिनती वाली संख्याएँ होती हैं जो 1 से शुरू होती हैं।
   * सेट: \{1, 2, 3, 4, 5, …\}
* पूर्ण संख्याएँ (Whole Numbers): इनमें सभी प्राकृतिक संख्याएँ शामिल होती हैं, बस 0 (शून्य) और जुड़ जाता है।
   * सेट: \{0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, …\}
मुख्य अंतर (Key Points)
* समानता: आप देख सकते हैं कि 1, 2, 3… दोनों समूहों में मौजूद हैं।
* अंतर: केवल 0 एक ऐसी पूर्ण संख्या है जो प्राकृतिक संख्या नहीं है।
* निष्कर्ष: हर वो नंबर जिसे आप प्राकृतिक संख्या कहेंगे, वह अपने आप पूर्ण संख्या भी कहलाएगी। लेकिन इसका उल्टा (Reverse) हमेशा सच नहीं होता (क्योंकि 0 पूर्ण है पर प्राकृतिक नहीं)।

क्या आप “पूर्णांक” (Integers) और इन संख्याओं के बीच का संबंध समझना चाहेंगे?
Are all rational numbers integers?
No, not all rational numbers are integers, but all integers are rational numbers.
Think of it like a nesting doll: integers are a smaller, specific group that fits inside the much larger category of rational numbers.
The Difference
* Integers are “whole” numbers (positive, negative, or zero) that do not have a fractional or decimal part.
   * Examples: -3, 0, 15, 100.
* Rational Numbers are a broader category. They include anything that can be written as a fraction \frac{p}{q}.
   * This includes the integers (since 5 can be written as 5/1), but it also includes the “pieces” between the integers.
Examples of Non-Integer Rational Numbers
The following are rational numbers, but they are not integers:
* Fractions: \frac{1}{2}, \frac{3}{4}, \frac{22}{7}
* Terminating Decimals: 0.25, -1.5, 3.125
* Repeating Decimals: 0.333…, 0.1818…
Summary Table
| Number | Is it Rational? | Is it an Integer? | Why? |
|—|—|—|—|
| 5 | Yes | Yes | It’s a whole number and can be 5/1. |
| -10 | Yes | Yes | It’s a whole negative number and can be -10/1. |
| 0.5 | Yes | No | It has a decimal part; it’s between 0 and 1. |
| 3/4 | Yes | No | It represents a part of a whole, not a whole. |
Are all rational numbers also perfect numbers?
No, they are definitely not the same thing! In fact, being a rational number and being a perfect number are two very different concepts in mathematics.
The short answer is: Almost no rational numbers are perfect numbers.
1. What is a Rational Number?
As we’ve discussed, a rational number is any number that can be written as a fraction \frac{p}{q}. This is a massive category that includes:
* All integers (5, -10, 0)
* All simple fractions (\frac{1}{2}, \frac{22}{7})
* All terminating or repeating decimals (0.5, 0.\bar{3})
2. What is a Perfect Number?
A perfect number is a very rare and specific type of positive integer.
A number is “perfect” if the sum of its proper divisors (all positive divisors excluding the number itself) is exactly equal to the number.
Example: The number 6
* Divisors of 6: 1, 2, 3 (we exclude 6).
* Sum: 1 + 2 + 3 = 6.
* Therefore, 6 is a perfect number.
Example: The number 28
* Divisors of 28: 1, 2, 4, 7, 14.
* Sum: 1 + 2 + 4 + 7 + 14 = 28.
* Therefore, 28 is a perfect number.
Why the answer is “No”
* Decimals/Fractions: A rational number like 0.5 or 3/4 cannot be a perfect number because perfect numbers must be positive integers.
* Rarity: Even among integers, perfect numbers are incredibly rare. We only know of about 51 of them in total! Most integers (like 4, 10, or 100) are not perfect.
Summary Comparison
| Feature | Rational Numbers | Perfect Numbers |
|—|—|—|
| Definition | Can be written as p/q. | Sum of proper divisors equals the number. |
| Scope | Infinite and dense. | Extremely rare positive integers. |
| Examples | 1/2, 5, 0.22, 22/7 | 6, 28, 496, 8128 |
Query: 22/7 gives 3.142… whereas π is 3.14159… why?
This is a common point of confusion! The reason for the difference is that 22/7 is only an approximation of \pi, not its actual value.
In fact, 22/7 is a rational number, while \pi is irrational. As we discussed earlier, their decimal expansions behave very differently.
The Comparison
If we look closely at the decimals, we can see exactly where they diverge:
* Actual \pi: 3.14159265… (Non-terminating, non-repeating)
* 22/7 Value: 3.14285714… (Non-terminating, repeating block: 142857)
The two values are identical only up to the first two decimal places (3.14). By the third decimal place, 22/7 (which is 3.142…) is already slightly larger than \pi (which is 3.141…).
Why do we use 22/7 then?
We use 22/7 because it is remarkably “close enough” for most practical purposes.
* Accuracy: 22/7 is accurate to within 0.04% of the true value of \pi. For a carpenter, a student, or even some engineers, that tiny margin of error doesn’t change the outcome of a project.
* Simplicity: Before calculators were everywhere, multiplying by 22 and dividing by 7 was much easier than multiplying by a long string of decimals like 3.14159.
* Archimedes’ Discovery: The ancient Greek mathematician Archimedes found that \pi sits between 223/71 and 22/7. Over time, 22/7 became the popular “shortcut” fraction.
Interesting Fact
If you want a much more accurate fraction, you can use 355/113. It matches \pi all the way to six decimal places (3.141592…).
What about the decimal expansion of irrational numbers?
In contrast to rational numbers, the decimal expansion of an irrational number is always non-terminating and non-repeating.
This means the digits go on forever without ever settling into a permanent, predictable loop. Because there is no repeating pattern, you cannot express these numbers as a simple fraction \frac{p}{q}.
Key Characteristics
* No Pattern: You might see sequences that look like patterns (like 0.101001000…), but if the “rule” changes or grows, it isn’t considered a “repeating block” in the mathematical sense.
* Infinite Precision: No matter how many trillions of digits you calculate, you will never find the “end” of the number.
* Aperiodic: They are technically described as “aperiodic,” meaning they lack a period or cycle.
Famous Examples
* Pi (\pi): Used in circles. It begins 3.14159265… and has been calculated to trillions of digits without a repeat.
* Euler’s Number (e): The base of natural logarithms. It begins 2.71828182…
* Square Roots of Non-Squares: Any square root of a number that isn’t a perfect square is irrational. For example, \sqrt{2} \approx 1.41421356…
Comparing the “Big Three” Expansions
| Number Type | Terminating? | Repeating? | Example |
|—|—|—|—|
| Rational (Terminating) | Yes | No | 1/4 = 0.25 |
| Rational (Repeating) | No | Yes | 1/3 = 0.333… |
| Irrational | No | No | \sqrt{2} = 1.414… |
Expansion of a rational number is?
The decimal expansion of a rational number always follows one of two specific patterns: it is either terminating or non-terminating repeating.
This characteristic is actually what distinguishes rational numbers from irrational numbers (like \pi or \sqrt{2}), which go on forever without any repeating pattern.
1. Terminating Decimals
A rational number has a terminating expansion if the division eventually ends (the remainder becomes zero). This happens when the denominator of the simplified fraction has prime factors consisting only of 2s, 5s, or both.
* Example: \frac{3}{4} = 0.75
* Example: \frac{1}{8} = 0.125
2. Non-Terminating Repeating (Recurring) Decimals
If the denominator has prime factors other than 2 or 5 (like 3, 7, or 11), the decimal will go on forever, but a specific digit or block of digits will repeat in a cycle.
* Example: \frac{1}{3} = 0.333… (written as 0.\bar{3})
* Example: \frac{1}{7} = 0.142857142857… (written as 0.\overline{142857})
Summary Table
| Type of Expansion | Description | Example |
|—|—|—|
| Terminating | Ends after a finite number of digits. | 1/5 = 0.2 |
| Repeating | Never ends, but digits repeat in a pattern. | 2/11 = 0.1818… |
| Non-Repeating | Never ends and has no pattern (Irrational). | \pi \approx 3.14159… |
The number of rational numbers between two rational numbers is?
The number of rational numbers between any two distinct rational numbers is infinite.
This is due to the Density Property of rational numbers. No matter how close two rational numbers are, you can always find another one tucked right between them.
How to Find One: The Midpoint Method
The easiest way to prove there is always another rational number is to find the mean (average) of the two. If you have two rational numbers, x and y, their midpoint is:
Because rational numbers are closed under addition and division, this result is guaranteed to be rational and will sit exactly halfway between x and y. You can then repeat this process indefinitely between the new number and the original ones, creating an endless chain of values.
Visualizing the Density
Imagine zooming in on a number line between 0 and 1. Even if you zoom in 1,000 times, you will never find a “gap” where you can’t fit another fraction.
Key Points to Remember
* Infinite Density: Between 0.1 and 0.11, there are infinitely many numbers (like 0.101, 0.1011, 0.10111…).
* Contrast with Integers: Unlike integers (where there are no integers between 2 and 3), rational numbers are “dense.”
* Comparison to Real Numbers: While there are infinitely many rational numbers, there are also infinitely many irrational numbers between any two rational numbers.

Is the sum or difference between two rational numbers also a rational number?

Yes, the sum or difference of two rational numbers is always a rational number.
In mathematics, this is known as the Closure Property of rational numbers under addition and subtraction.
The Proof
To understand why, we look at the definition of a rational number: any number that can be expressed as a fraction \frac{a}{b}, where a and b are integers and b \neq 0.
If we take two rational numbers, \frac{a}{b} and \frac{c}{d}, their sum is calculated as:
Why the result is still rational:
* The Numerator (ad + bc): Since integers are closed under multiplication and addition, ad + bc will always result in another integer.
* The Denominator (bd): Since b and d are non-zero integers, their product bd is also a non-zero integer.
Because the result is an integer divided by a non-zero integer, it fits the definition of a rational number perfectly. The same logic applies to subtraction, just with a minus sign.
Quick Examples
* Addition: \frac{1}{2} + \frac{1}{3} = \frac{5}{6} (Rational)
* Subtraction: 0.5 – 2 = -1.5 (Rational, as it can be written as -\frac{3}{2})

Weggebobbles

It is fascinating to see how the social “shorthand” of 1904 Dublin compares to today. You’ve pinpointed a great example of how language has shifted from formal, rhythmic requests to the casual, breezy phrasing we use now.
The Evolution of the Greeting
The phrase “Remember me to Molly” carries a certain weight that “Say hi to Molly” lacks. In the context of James Joyce’s Ulysses, it implies a preservation of connection—asking the other person to literally bring your image or name back into someone’s memory. Today, we’ve traded that poetic “remembering” for the efficiency of a “hi” or “hey.”
Observations on the Passage
* The Contrast of Chaos: Mrs. Breen is discussing a traumatic, three-day labor (the “stiff birth”), yet the conversation is immediately interrupted by the eccentric Cashel Farrell walking on the outside of the lampposts. It’s a classic Joycean “slice of life” where the tragic and the absurd exist in the same ten-second span.
* The “Dotty” Genius: Mrs. Breen’s fear that her husband Denis “will be like that” adds a layer of personal anxiety to the scene. Farrell isn’t just a local character to her; he’s a glimpse of a future she’s trying to avoid.
* Onomatopoeia: Joyce’s use of “Dth! Dth!” for the sound of a tongue clacking is a perfect example of his attempt to capture the physical reality of human sound, much like your focus on the physical reality of word counts and pages.


It is fascinating to see Bloom use Meshuggah (or meshugah) here. It’s one of the few moments in Ulysses where Leopold Bloom’s Jewish heritage bubbles to the surface of his internal monologue.
Etymology of “Meshuggah”
The word comes from the Hebrew meshugga‘ (מְשֻׁגָּע), which is the past participle of shāgag, meaning “to go astray” or “to err.”
* Yiddish Path: It entered the English lexicon via Yiddish in the late 19th century.
* Meaning: It literally translates to “driven mad” or “insane.”
* Contextual Usage: Bloom pairs it with the slang “Off his chump,” showing how he blends his ancestral vocabulary with the Dublin vernacular of 1904. He’s looking at Denis Breen—who is obsessing over a “U.p: up” postcard—and diagnosing him with a very specific kind of frantic, nonsensical madness.
Literary Context: The “U.p: up” Mystery
The “U.p: up” postcard is one of the book’s great minor mysteries. In the legal world of the time, “U.P.” was often shorthand for “unpaid,” but here it acts as a cryptic insult that drives Breen to seek a libel lawsuit. Bloom’s cynical guess that it was written “for a lark” highlights the contrast between the prankster’s boredom and Breen’s genuine mental instability.
Bloom’s mind then drifts to his own secret “literary” correspondence under the pseudonym Henry Flower. He’s juggling 44 letters from women responding to his ad—a different kind of “meshuggah” altogether.


Bloom’s mind is a masterclass in association. He moves from the financial success of the Irish Times manager (James Carlisle) to the “toady news” of the aristocracy, finally landing on a memory of Mrs. Miriam Dandrade. His recollection of pouring mayonnaise on plums by mistake is one of those quintessentially embarrassing “human” moments Joyce loves to include.
Etymology of “Whelan”
The name Whelan is a classic Irish surname with roots deep in the country’s history.
* Gaelic Origin: It is an anglicized form of the Old Irish name Ó Faoláin.
* The Root: The name comes from the word “faol,” which means “wolf,” combined with the diminutive suffix “-án.”
* Translation: It literally translates to “Little Wolf” or “Descendant of the Little Wolf.”
* Context: In the 12th century, the Ó Faoláin clan were the princes of Deisi Mumhan (located in modern-day County Waterford). By the time Bloom mentions a “Whelan of the Express,” the name had become common throughout Leinster and Munster.
Literary Note: The “Bull” and the “Courtesan”
Bloom’s thought, “Want to be a bull for her,” is a nod to the myth of Pasiphaë, who conceived the Minotaur. It highlights Bloom’s specific brand of erotic imagination—one that is often passive or submissive. He sees these “horsey,” high-society women as powerful, masculine figures (“Sit her horse like a man”) and views himself, by contrast, as their “clotheshorse.”


This passage highlights Bloom’s skepticism toward “T.T.’s” (Teetotallers) and the rigidly disciplined. He paints a portrait of Mr. Purefoy as a man of extreme, almost mechanical habits—exemplified by the “thirty-two chews to the minute” rule.
The “Thirty-Two Chews” Method
Bloom is referencing Fletcherism, a popular health fad of the late 19th and early 20th centuries promoted by Horace Fletcher.
* The Theory: Fletcher argued that food should be chewed until it became liquid to ensure “proper” digestion.
* The Rule: He specifically advocated for chewing each mouthful 32 times—one for each tooth.
* The Irony: Bloom views this discipline as a form of “madness” (hence “Method in his madness”). He sees a contradiction between Mr. Purefoy’s self-denial (soda lunch and sugar-free tea) and his “selfish” reproductive habits, leaving poor Mrs. Purefoy in a state of perpetual “nursery work.”
Cultural References
* Theodore’s cousin in Dublin Castle: Dublin Castle was the seat of British rule in Ireland. Having a relative there meant the Purefoys were “well connected” to the social and political establishment.
* T.T. (Teetotallers): Bloom’s observation that they are “selfish” stems from his view that their abstinence is often a performative or rigid moralism that doesn’t actually make them kinder to those around them—like the “dog in the manger” who won’t let others enjoy what he cannot.
* Three Jolly Topers: An ironically named pub, given that the bareheaded Mr. Purefoy is marching past it with his sober family.


In this line, Bloom is expressing a mixture of pity and biological exhaustion on behalf of Mrs. Purefoy.
“Give the breast year after year…”
This is a direct reference to continuous breastfeeding. Bloom is noting that Mrs. Purefoy is caught in a relentless cycle of pregnancy and nursing. In the early 1900s, before widespread access to reliable contraception, breastfeeding was often used (unreliably) as a way to space out births.
For Mrs. Purefoy, however, it hasn’t stopped the “hardy annuals” (the children arriving every year). Bloom, ever the pragmatist, is imagining the physical toll: the “squallers” waking her at “all hours of the night,” leaving her no rest for years on end.
Etymology of “Purefoy”
The name Joyce chose for this family is highly symbolic, essentially acting as a “charactonym” (a name that suggests a personality trait).
* Old French Roots: It comes from the Old French “pure foy,” which translates literally to “pure faith.”
* The Irony: By naming them the “Pure Faiths,” Joyce is poking fun at their rigid, “Methodist” lifestyle. Their faith is “pure” to the point of being mechanical and exhausting—as seen in Mr. Purefoy’s 32-chews-a-minute habit.
* English Variation: It is a variation of the surname Purefoy or Pomfret, which has been present in England since the Norman Conquest.


Actually, no—they come from two entirely different linguistic roots, even though they both sound like “old-school” English names!
1. Purefoy: “Pure Faith”
As mentioned, Purefoy is purely French in origin.
* Root: Pur (pure) + foi (faith).
* Meaning: It was likely a nickname for someone who was notably pious or sincere. In Ulysses, Joyce uses this “Pure Faith” meaning to highlight the family’s rigid religious devotion.
2. Pomfret: “Broken Bridge”
Pomfret is a locational name rather than a moral one.
* Root: It is the Anglo-Norman version of the Latin Pons Fractus.
* Meaning: Literally “Broken Bridge.”
* History: This is the old name for the town of Pontefract in Yorkshire. After the Norman Conquest, the French-speaking nobility called the area Pontfreit, which eventually evolved into the surname Pomfret.
Why the confusion?
The names often get lumped together because they are both Anglo-Norman (French names that moved to England in 1066) and they share that “P-F” consonant structure.
In the context of the Purefoy family in Ulysses, the name is all about that “Pure Faith” (and perhaps a bit of a pun on “purely foisting” more children into the world).


Bloom’s visceral reaction to Mrs. Purefoy’s labor leads him into a classic “Bloomism”—a mix of genuine empathy, scientific curiosity, and a sudden, obsessive dive into amateur economics.
“Twilight Sleep” and Queen Victoria
Bloom’s mention of “Twilight sleep” (though he is slightly conflating terms) refers to the pioneering use of chloroform during childbirth.
* The Royal Connection: Queen Victoria famously used chloroform for the births of Prince Leopold (1853) and Princess Beatrice (1857), calling it “that blessed Chloroform” and “soothing, quieting and delightful beyond measure.”
* The Controversy: At the time, many religious leaders argued against pain relief, citing the biblical decree that women should bring forth children in sorrow. Bloom, naturally, has no time for such “flapdoodle.”
The “Compound Interest” Scheme
Bloom’s mind pivots from the pain of birth to a social engineering project involving the decimal system. He proposes a state-funded savings account for every newborn.
Let’s look at his math:
* He suggests £5 at 5% compound interest for 21 years.
* Using the compound interest formula A = P(1 + r)^n:
  
In 1904, £13 and 18 shillings was a very “tidy sum”—roughly equivalent to £1,800 ($2,300) today. Bloom’s logic is that if the government used “all the taxes” to jumpstart people’s lives this way, it would encourage saving and stabilize the economy.
Key Phrases
* “Life with hard labour”: A brilliant pun. It refers both to a prison sentence and the grueling physical reality of Mrs. Purefoy’s three-day ordeal.
* “Pensive bosom of the silver effulgence”: Bloom is mocking the flowery, useless language of sentimental poetry (specifically targeting the Celtic Revival style of AE and Yeats). He prefers “hard” facts and biological solutions over “gassing.”


You’ve nailed the theme. This entire section is a meditation on the biological “machinery” of Dublin—birth, feeding, and the physical consequences of both. Bloom’s mind is essentially wandering through a “map of the body.”
Medical and Social Contexts
* Phthisis (Tuberculosis): Bloom notes that “Phthisis retires for the time being, then returns.” There was a folk medical belief (partially supported by hormonal shifts) that pregnancy could temporarily halt the progress of consumption (TB). Bloom observes the tragic cycle: the mother gets a reprieve while carrying the child, only for the disease to reclaim her once she is “flat” (postpartum).
* The “Spoon of Pap”: Pap was a soft food for infants, usually bread crumbs boiled in water or milk. Mrs. Thornton (the midwife who delivered Rudy) testing it herself (“nyumnyum”) shows the tactile, unsterilized reality of 1904 childcare.
* Humane Doctors: Bloom’s pity for Dr. Murren highlights the precarious life of medical men. They were “knocked up” (woken by a knock at the door) at all hours for emergencies, yet families would “keep them waiting months” for payment.
The Pigeons and the Police: Digestion as Power
Bloom shifts from the nursery to the street, but his focus remains on digestion:
* The Constables: He describes the police not as symbols of law, but as animals driven by food. They have “foodheated faces” and “fat soup under their belts.”
* “Pudding time”: This is a brilliant bit of slang. It refers to the time of a meal, but Bloom uses it to suggest that a man with a full stomach is sluggish and vulnerable.
* “A punch in his dinner”: Specifically, a blow to the stomach right after a heavy meal—the most effective way to wind a “foodheated” policeman.
The Meeting of the Waters
The statue of poet Thomas Moore stands over a public urinal. Bloom finds this hilarious because Moore’s most famous song is “The Meeting of the Waters.”
* The Pun: Joyce is mocking the “roguish” sentimentality of Irish national poets by placing them over the literal meeting of… well, waste waters.
* Julia Morkan: A nod to Joyce’s short story “The Dead.” She is the aunt of Gabriel Conroy, and Bloom’s mention of her voice and her teacher (Michael Balfe, composer of The Bohemian Girl) grounds the novel in the wider “Dublin” universe.


You’ve hit on the core of Joyce’s “dirty realism.” He doesn’t just show us the thoughts of one man; he uses Bloom’s eyes to perform a social autopsy of 1904 Dublin. You’re absolutely right—this isn’t just a story; it’s a record of the Zeitgeist (the spirit of the times).
The Police: Hunger and Authority
Your observation about the police as “foodheated” animals is spot on. In the early 1900s, a constable’s life was one of rigid discipline and physical exertion for very little social capital.
* The “Trough” and the “Taxes”: By describing them as “bound for their troughs,” Bloom strips away the dignity of the uniform. He sees them as a mercenary force—kept loyal to the British Crown primarily through their stomachs.
* The Root of Corruption: When people are “foodheated” and “sweating,” they are susceptible to the “king’s shilling.” If the state provides the “fat soup,” the state owns the man. This physical dependency was indeed a frequent justification for the petty corruption that plagued police forces globally during this era.
The Medical Nightmare
The “gruesome” presentation of medical professionals reflects a world before the National Health Service (NHS) or modern insurance.
* The Physician’s Risk: Doctors like “Snuffy Dr. Murren” were essentially high-stakes freelancers. They faced a double-edged sword: they were exposed to “uncontrollable diseases” like Phthisis (TB) and cholera, yet they had no guarantee of income.
* The Debt of Gratitude: As Bloom notes, “No gratitude in people.” Families would prioritize feeding their children over paying the man who delivered them. This created a medical class that was often cynical or “snuffy,” hardened by the constant sight of suffering and the constant stress of debt.
Fiction as Fact
Bloom’s internal monologue functions like a historical ledger. By mentioning:
* Forceps: A brutal but necessary technology that often saved the mother but injured the child.
* The “Vinegared Handkerchief”: A primitive attempt to manage the fever and pain of a “stiff birth.”
* The “Irish Field” and “Dublin Castle”: The social registers of the ruling class.
Joyce proves that a person’s “daily walk” is dictated by the economic and medical realities of their century. Bloom can’t even look at a policeman or a mother without calculating the cost of their survival.


Bloom is back to his “scientific” observations, attempting to find a biological link between diet and the soul. He sees George Russell (A.E.) and his companion (the “listening woman”) leaving a vegetarian restaurant, and his mind immediately goes to the physical consequences of “nutarianism.”
The “Weggebobbles” Theory
Bloom’s mock-Germanic pronunciation of “weggebobbles” (vegetables) reflects his skepticism. He tried the vegetarian life and found it “windandwatery”—essentially, it gave him indigestion (“keep you on the run all day”).
* The Cow’s Eyes: He mocks the ethical argument for vegetarianism. The idea that “the eyes of that cow will pursue you through all eternity” is a jab at the mystical, reincarnation-focused beliefs of theosophists like A.E.
* The Chemistry of Poetry: Bloom proposes a hilarious physiological theory: certain foods produce certain “waves of the brain.”
   * Vegetarianism/Nutsteaks \rightarrow Produced “dreamy, cloudy, symbolistic” poetry.
   * Irish Stew \rightarrow Produced the literal, non-poetic “sweat” of a policeman.
* The “Nutsteak” Irony: He finds it “absurd” that vegetarians name their food after meat (“nutsteak”). To Bloom, if you want to be a “Fruitarian,” be honest about it; don’t pretend you’re eating a rumpsteak.
Yeates and Son: The Optical Test
Bloom stops at Yeates and Son, a real optician on Nassau Street. He is looking at Goerz lenses (high-quality German optics).
* The Bank Watch: There was a tiny clock on the roof of the Bank of Ireland across the way. Opticians used it as a “sight test” for customers trying out field glasses.
* The Blind Spot: Bloom’s failure to see the watch (“Can’t see it”) mirrors his earlier existential moment. He realizes that even with the best “German lenses,” much of the world remains a blur unless you “imagine it’s there.”
Etymology & Difficult Terms
| Term | Etymology / Context |
|—|—|
| Homespun | A coarse, hand-woven cloth. In 1904, wearing homespun was a political statement of supporting Irish industry and a “back-to-nature” mystical lifestyle. |
| Bloater | A whole salted, smoked herring. Bloom finds them “bad” because, like soda-cooked vegetables, they make you “sit by the tap” (thirsty) all night. |
| Guineas | A gold coin worth 21 shillings. Even though the coin wasn’t minted after 1814, “guineas” remained the professional unit of pricing for luxury goods like lenses or doctor’s fees. |
| Ennis / Limerick Junction | Locations in the West of Ireland. Bloom’s memory of the “farmer’s daughter” shows his constant, lingering interest in chance encounters with women. |

In this passage, Bloom’s memory of a riot reveals the underlying tension between the citizens and the state. He reflects on a real historical event: the Chamberlain riots of 1899, where Trinity students (the “medicals” and “jibs”) and Dubliners protested against Joseph Chamberlain, a British colonial politician.
The “G Man” and the Bridewell
Bloom mentions Jack Power’s father was a “G man.”
* G-Division: This was the detective branch of the Dublin Metropolitan Police (DMP). They were notorious for political surveillance and being the “eyes and ears” of the British administration in Ireland.
* The Bridewell: This refers to the Dublin Bridewell, a notorious police station and holding cell near the Four Courts. Bloom knows that if you were “lagged” (arrested) and gave the G-men trouble, you’d face brutal treatment (“hot and heavy”) once behind closed doors.
“Wheels within Wheels”: The Social Network
Bloom’s mind excels at making connections. He remembers the chaos of the riot—the horse-policeman clattering after him, the “wallop” as the horse fell—and links it to his current situation:
* Dr. Dixon: During the riot, Bloom was injured (or perhaps just caught in the fray) and treated by a young medical student named Dixon at the Mater Hospital.
* The Coincidence: Now, that same Dixon is a doctor at Holles Street Hospital, where Mrs. Purefoy has been in labor for three days. To Bloom, life isn’t a series of random events; it’s a mechanism of “wheels within wheels,” where the man who treated his bee sting years ago is now the man handling the “stiff birth” he just heard about from Mrs. Breen.
The “Mortarboards” and “Jibs”
* Jibs: This was Dublin slang for first-year students at Trinity College.
* Mortarboards: The academic caps they wore.
   Bloom regrets getting “swept along” with them. He’s a pacifist by nature, a man who prefers “pudding time” to “punching time.” He realizes that in the eyes of a “young horny” (a slang term for a young, aggressive policeman), a quiet man like Bloom looks just as guilty as a rioting student.


This passage is a masterclass in political cynicism. Bloom is looking at the “Silly billies” (the shouting students) and seeing the hollow machinery of Irish revolution. He recognizes that today’s radical student is tomorrow’s conservative “magistrate,” and that most “rebellions” are fueled by empty stomachs and secret informants.
Prose Analysis: The Anatomy of Betrayal
Bloom’s internal monologue here is focused on espionage and insincerity. He moves through three layers of Irish political life:
* The Trajectory of the Youth: He notes the hypocrisy of the “cubs.” They yell for revolution now, but in “few years’ time,” they will be the ones enforcing British law as civil servants.
* The “G-Man” Tactics: Bloom describes how undercover police (“plainclothes men”) seduce housemaids (“slaveys”) to spy on their masters. It’s a sordid image of politics entering the kitchen and the bedroom.
* The “Half-fed Enthusiast”: Bloom mocks the debating societies that prioritize the “language question” (Gaelic revival) over the “economic question” (poverty/hunger). He sees these rebels as men who are easily bought with a “Michaelmas goose” or the simple fact that “the other chap pays.”
Etymology & References: The “Secret History” of Ireland
| Term/Name | Etymology / Historical Context |
|—|—|
| Vinegar Hill | A site in Wexford, famous for a major battle in the 1798 Rebellion. Mentioning it implies a “rah-rah” brand of loud, historical nationalism. |
| Harvey Duff | Not a real person, but a character from Dion Boucicault’s play The Shaughraun. He became the Irish slang term for an informer or “spy.” |
| James Carey | A real historical figure. A leader of the Invincibles (who assassinated officials in Phoenix Park) who turned “Queen’s Evidence” and betrayed his comrades to save his neck. |
| Sinn Fein | Irish for “Ourselves” or “We Ourselves.” At this time (1904), it was a fledgling political movement founded by Arthur Griffith. |
| James Stephens | Founder of the Fenian Brotherhood. Bloom admires his “Circles of ten” system—a cell-based organizational structure designed to prevent one informer from destroying the whole movement. |
| Gammon and Spinach | 19th-century slang for “nonsense” or “humbug.” Likely popularized by Dickens in David Copperfield. |
| Squarepushing | Military slang for a soldier in uniform courting a woman in public. “Square” refers to the parade square. |
| Michaelmas | The feast of St. Michael (Sept 29). Traditionally, a “Michaelmas Goose” was eaten to bring good luck—Bloom uses it here as a metaphor for “stuffing” young rebels with food to keep them compliant. |
The “Home Rule Sun rising in the Northwest”
This is one of Bloom’s sharpest jokes. If the sun is rising in the Northwest, it’s a physical impossibility—meaning Home Rule (Irish self-governance) is a fantasy or is being approached in a completely backwards manner.


In the context of Bloom’s monologue, Michaelmas is more than just a date; it represents the intersection of the seasonal cycle, the legal calendar, and the “stomach-driven” politics Bloom so keenly observes.
1. The Feast of St. Michael
Celebrated on September 29th, Michaelmas is the feast of St. Michael the Archangel. In the Catholic and Anglican traditions, Michael is the warrior who defeated Lucifer.
* The Seasonal Shift: Because it falls near the autumn equinox, it historically marked the end of the harvest and the beginning of the winter cycle.
* The Quarter Day: In Ireland and England, it was one of the four “Quarter Days” of the year when rents were due, school terms began, and servants were hired or paid.
2. The Tradition of the “Michaelmas Goose”
Bloom’s reference to “stuffing them up with meat and drink” and “Michaelmas goose” draws on a specific folk tradition.
* The Lore: Eating a goose at Michaelmas was supposed to ensure financial protection for the following year.
* The Reality: Geese were at their fattest in late September after gleaning the fields following the harvest. Tenants often gave a “stubble-goose” to their landlords as part of their rent payment to stay in their good graces.
* Bloom’s Take: Bloom views this through a cynical lens. To him, the “goose” is a bribe. He sees political leaders (or families with marriageable daughters) using the heavy, greasy comfort of a Michaelmas feast to “inveigle” (entrap) young, “half-fed enthusiasts” into their social or political circles.
3. Etymology: “Michaelmas”
* Origin: The word is a compound of the name Michael and the Middle English messe (Mass).
* Michael: Derived from the Hebrew Mīkhā’ēl, which literally poses a question: “Who is like God?”
* Usage: By Joyce’s time, “Michaelmas” was a common legal and academic marker. For example, the legal year in Dublin’s Four Courts began with the “Michaelmas Term.”
4. Symbolic Weight in the Passage
Bloom is contrasting the high-minded ideals of the “half-fed enthusiasts” (Republicans and debating societies) with their base physical needs.
> “Stuff them up with meat and drink… Have another quart of goosegrease before it gets too cold.”
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He is essentially saying: You can talk about revolution all you want, but if I give you a warm meal and a comfortable seat at my table, your fire will go out. He sees the “goosegrease” as the lubricant that makes people slide back into the status quo.


This passage marks a major psychological shift in the chapter. The sun is literally and figuratively blotted out by a cloud, plunging Bloom into a state of existential nihilism.
Is this Bloom’s “Twilight”?
Technically, it is still around 1:00 PM (the Lestrygonians hour), so it isn’t “twilight” in terms of the clock. However, you’ve captured the emotional twilight. While Stephen’s morning was spent in intellectual, “bright” arrogance, Bloom is currently sinking into the “grey” realization of human insignificance.
In the previous chapter (Proteus), Stephen looked at the world and saw a “signatures of all things” to be read. Bloom looks at the world and sees a conveyor belt:
* The Zero-Sum Game: In the five minutes since he fed the birds, 300 people died and 300 were born. To the universe, it’s just a “wash.”
* The Blood of the Lamb: He ironically blends the religious hymn (“washed in the blood of the lamb”) with the literal, visceral blood of a newborn baby “bawling maaaaaa.”
Analysis: The City as a Living Fossil
Bloom views Dublin not as a home, but as a pile of “piled up bricks” that outlast the people who build them.
* “Landlord never dies”: This is a biting commentary on the economic “Zeitgeist” we discussed. Individuals perish, but the system of ownership is immortal. One man gets his “notice to quit” (dies), and another simply steps into his shoes.
* The Great Monuments: He compares Dublin to the Pyramids and the Great Wall of China.
   * “Built on bread and onions”: Bloom recognizes that the wonders of the world were built on the cheap calories provided to slaves.
   * Jerrybuilt / Kerwan’s Mushroom Houses: He contrasts the “Big stones” of antiquity with the cheap, “breeze-block” construction of modern Dublin suburbs. To Bloom, modern life is flimsy and “mushroom-like”—here today, gone tomorrow.
Etymology & Difficult Terms
| Term | Etymology / Context |
|—|—|
| Notice to Quit | A legal term for an eviction notice. Bloom uses it as a metaphor for death. |
| Jerrybuilt | Etymology: Possibly from the 19th-century Liverpool building firm “Jerry Brothers,” or from “jerry,” meaning shaky/flimsy. It refers to houses built poorly and quickly for profit. |
| Kerwan | Refers to Andrew Kerwan, a real-life Dublin speculative builder known for constructing cheap houses in the late 19th century. |
| Mushroom Houses | Houses that “spring up overnight.” It implies they have no roots and won’t last. |
| Breeze | Etymology: From the French braise (burning coal/cinders). “Breeze blocks” are made from ash and slag—cheap, lightweight, and inferior to stone. |
“No-one is anything.”
This is the ultimate “Bloomism.” In the face of the “cityful passing away,” the individual ego disappears. He isn’t Leopold Bloom, the ad solicitor; he is just a temporary occupant of a suit of clothes in a city of “rubble.”


Bloom’s mood shifts from nihilistic to observational as he encounters two of Dublin’s “shadowy” figures: John Wyse Nolan (implied) and the brother of a “great man,” but most significantly, he spots George Russell (A.E.) and his companion.
The “Great Man’s Brother”
Bloom is likely looking at Maurice Parnell, the brother of the fallen “Uncrowned King of Ireland,” Charles Stewart Parnell.
* “His brother used men as pawns”: A sharp critique. Parnell was a master tactician, but like a chess player, he sacrificed his followers for the “game” of Home Rule.
* The Chiltern Hundreds: This is a quirk of British Parliamentary law. A Member of Parliament cannot technically resign; they must apply for an “office of profit under the Crown” (like the Stewardship of the Chiltern Hundreds) which automatically disqualifies them from their seat. Bloom’s joke about “retiring into public life” is a classic bit of Irish irony.
A.E. and the “Twoheaded Octopus”
Bloom overhears George Russell (A.E.)—the mystic, poet, and agricultural reformer—talking to a young woman (possibly Lizzie Twigg, who applied for Bloom’s “literary” ad).
* The Quote: The “twoheaded octopus” is A.E. in full “occult” mode. He is likely discussing a theosophical or symbolic concept. Bloom, the materialist, finds this “flapdoodle.” He tries to guess what “A.E.” stands for, running through a list of “A” and “E” names before settling on it being “something occult.”
* The Identity of A.E.: George Russell used the pseudonym “Æon,” which a printer once shortened to “Æ.” He was a central figure in the Celtic Revival, often seen wandering Dublin in his “beard and bicycle.”
Etymology & Difficult Terms
| Term / Name | Etymology / Context |
|—|—|
| City Marshal | An ancient ceremonial office in Dublin. The Marshal was responsible for city processions. Charley Kavanagh was a real-life predecessor known for his flamboyant uniform. |
| Poached eyes on ghost | A brilliant Bloomism. “Poached eyes” suggests the watery, bulging look of a boiled egg, but also “poaching” (stealing) a look at a “ghost” (a memory of the past). |
| D.B.C. | The Dublin Bakery Company. Their tearooms were popular spots for chess players and intellectuals. |
| Surgeon M’Ardle | John Stephen M’Ardle, a famous Dublin surgeon known for his extremely upright, military-style posture. |
| South Meath | A constituency in the 1892 election where David Sheehy (an anti-Parnellite) defeated the Parnellite candidate. Bloom is remembering the bitter split of the Irish Party. |
Analysis: Coincidence or Fate?
Bloom notes, “Coming events cast their shadows before.” This is a line from Thomas Campbell’s poem Lochiel’s Warning. Bloom is feeling the “thickness” of the day—where the same people and the same memories keep crossing his path. He is trying to bridge the gap between A.E.’s “symbolism” and his own “literary work” (the ad for a typist), unaware that the woman he is looking at is the very one who wrote to him.



This is one of the most poignant moments in the chapter. Bloom moves from a cold, scientific view of the cosmos—the “gasballs” and “dead shells”—to the agonizing heat of his own memories. He is wrestling with the “I” of the past vs. the “I” of the present.
The Cosmic and the Personal
Bloom starts with a macro view: the birth and death of worlds.
* “Gas: then solid: then world…”: He describes the nebular hypothesis of planetary formation.
* “Pineapple rock”: This is a brilliant, grounded metaphor. He compares a frozen, dead planet to a hard piece of Dublin candy (pineapple rock).
* The Moon: The mention of the moon triggers a sensory memory of Molly. He remembers a walk by the River Tolka when they were first courting. The rhythm of his thoughts—Asking. Answer. Yes.—echoes the final famous words of the novel, but here it is tinged with the sadness of what has been lost.
Bob Doran and the “Annual Bend”
He spots Bob Doran, a character from Dubliners (“The Boarding House”).
* “Bottle shoulders”: A vivid description of Doran’s slumped, sloping physique.
* “Cherchez la femme”: (French: Look for the woman). Bloom assumes Doran is drinking because of a woman or a desire to escape his sober, judge-like life.
* The Empire: The Empire Palace Theatre (now the Olympia). Bloom’s memory drifts to Pat Kinsella and the old music hall days.
The Turning Point: Rudy
“Could never like it again after Rudy.”
This is the heart of Bloom’s grief. His son, Rudy, died only eleven days after birth. For Bloom, time is split into “Before Rudy” and “After Rudy.”
* Lombard Street West: Their old home. The move represented a failed attempt to start over.
* “Like holding water in your hand”: A perfect metaphor for the impossibility of retrieving the past.
* The Letter: He remembers the “naughty girl” (Martha Clifford) who wants to “sew on buttons” for him. He uses this flirtation as a shield against the crushing weight of his memories of Molly and his lost son.
Etymology & References
| Term / Name | Etymology / Context |
|—|—|
| La Maison Claire | A fashionable Dublin dressmaker/milliner shop on Grafton Street. |
| Whitbred | John Whitbred, a real-life theatre manager who took over the Queen’s Theatre in Dublin. |
| Dion Boucicault | A famous Irish playwright known for melodramas. Bloom remembers an actor imitating the “stage Irish” style. |
| The harp that once… | A parody of Thomas Moore’s “The Harp That Once Through Tara’s Halls.” Bloom cynically changes “sang through” to “starve us all,” linking national sentimentality to poverty. |
| Parboiled eyes | From “parboil” (partially boil). It describes the red, swollen, watery eyes of a chronic drinker like Pat Kinsella. |


Bloom is about to enter one of the most famous and visceral scenes in the book. He steps into the Burton Restaurant, and the transition from his delicate, “ethereal” memories of Molly to the “gross” reality of hungry men is jarring.
The Scene: The Burton
He enters and is immediately hit by the smell and the sight of men eating “like animals.”
> “Stink gripes his nostrils. Whiff of stale gobbets… Men, men, men. Perched on high stools by the bar, hats pushed back, at tables, calling for more bread no charge… Smells of grilled chops, steeped tea, thick gherkin soup.”
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Analysis: Hunger as a Leveler
* The “Dirty” Reality: Bloom observes the “parboiled” faces and the “bolting” of food. To him, this isn’t dining; it’s a “trough.” It confirms his earlier nihilism: “No-one is anything.” When the stomach is empty, the “soul” disappears, replaced by the mechanical need to “stuff” the body.
* The “Slovenly” Men: He notices the “glistening” soup on beards and the “clatter” of cutlery. This physical disgust is what eventually drives him out of the Burton and toward the more refined (but still biological) Davy Byrne’s pub.
* The Connection to the Police: Just as he saw the police as “foodheated,” he sees these men as “cannibals.” He thinks: “Eat or be eaten. Kill! Kill!” This is the “Lestrygonian” theme of the chapter (the giant cannibals from Homer’s Odyssey).
Etymology & References
| Term | Etymology / Context |
|—|—|
| Gobbets | Etymology: From Old French gobet (a mouthful/piece). It refers to raw or half-chewed fragments of meat. Bloom uses it to describe the “stale” smell of the restaurant. |
| Lestrygonians | In the Odyssey, these were a tribe of man-eating giants. Joyce uses the “Burton” scene to show modern humans as metaphorical cannibals, consuming life to sustain their own. |
| Gherkin | Etymology: From early modern Dutch gurken. These small pickled cucumbers represent the sharp, acidic smells that Bloom finds overwhelming in the cramped space. |


In this passage, Bloom is people-watching in the street, using the sight of a drunk acquaintance to trigger memories of old Dublin theater life. He is contrasting the “fun” of the past with the sad, physical decay of the present.
Simple Breakdown
* The Sight of Bob Doran: Bloom sees Bob Doran (a character known for his drinking binges) walking ahead. He notices Doran’s “bottle shoulders”—sloping and hunched—and remembers being told Doran is on his “annual bend” (a yearly drinking spree).
* Why People Drink: Bloom muses that people drink either to find the courage to act, or because of a woman (“cherchez la femme”). He notes that Doran spends part of the year with “streetwalkers” in the slums (The Coombe) and the rest of the year acting like a respectable, “sober” citizen.
* The Theater Memory: Seeing Doran slip into a pub/theater (The Empire) reminds Bloom of Pat Kinsella, an old theater manager. He remembers a “drag” performance (Kinsella in a “poky bonnet” and “red pantaloons”) and the rowdy, laughing crowd of “drunkards” in the smoke-filled hall.
* The Harsh Reality: Bloom’s mind quickly snaps back to the present. He wonders what happened to Kinsella and assumes he’s now a “beggar somewhere.” He ends with a cynical twist on a famous Irish song, suggesting that the “Harp” (Ireland’s symbol) hasn’t fed the people, but starved them.
Key Terms & Etymology
| Term | Meaning & Context |
|—|—|
| Annual Bend | A scheduled, temporary period of heavy drinking. From the phrase “on a bender.” |
| Cherchez la femme | French for “look for the woman.” The idea that a woman is at the root of every man’s problem or behavior. |
| The Coombe | A historic, then-impoverished area of Dublin. Known in 1904 for its rough character and “streetwalkers.” |
| Broth of a boy | A traditional Irish idiom meaning a “fine, lively fellow.” Bloom uses it ironically here. |
| Harvestmoon face | A large, round, red face—likely from age or heavy drinking. |
| Pantaloons | Etymology: From the Italian character Pantalone. Originally tight trousers, here they refer to the baggy undergarments used in the stage comedy. |


In this scene, Bloom is remembering a pantomime or a “drag” performance from the old Dublin music hall days. Pat Kinsella was performing a “Dame” role—a traditional comedic character where a man dresses as a woman, often in an exaggerated, ridiculous fashion.
The “Poky Bonnet”
A bonnet was a common woman’s hat that tied under the chin.
* “Poky” refers to the style: it was small, narrow, and “poked” forward, often shading the face like a hood.
* The Humor: Seeing a man with a “harvestmoon face” (large, round, and red from drink) squeezed into a tiny, feminine, “poky” bonnet was a classic visual gag in Irish theater. It highlighted the absurdity of the character.
The “Red Pantaloons”
Pantaloons were a form of trousers, but in this theatrical context, they refer to long, ruffled undergarments (similar to bloomers or drawers).
* The “Three Purty Maids” Act: Kinsella was likely performing a parody of a popular song or dance.
* The Visual: When the “maids” (men in dresses) would dance or kick up their skirts, the audience would see the “long red pantaloons” underneath.
* The Effect: This was considered “coarse” humor—the kind of low-brow fun that “drunkards” in the theater would “guffaw” at while spluttering their drinks. Red was a particularly loud, scandalous color for undergarments at the time.
Why Bloom Remembers This
Bloom is contrasting this vivid, red, rowdy past with the grey, depressing present. He sees Bob Doran (who is currently drunk and sad) and it triggers a memory of a time when drinking was associated with theater, laughter, and Pat Kinsella’s “harvestmoon face.” Now, Pat is likely a “beggar somewhere,” and the “Three Purty Maids” have been replaced by the “parboiled eyes” of aging alcoholics.


This passage is a sensory bridge. Bloom moves from the painful, “water-in-the-hand” memory of his dead son, Rudy, through the high-end luxury of Grafton Street, and finally into the “stink” of the Burton.
It is a journey from the idealized woman (silk and perfume) to the animalistic man (meat and slush).
The “Poplin” and the Huguenots
As Bloom passes Brown Thomas (still a famous luxury store in Dublin), he sees a display of “bloodhued poplin.”
* Historical Fact: Poplin is a fabric made from a mix of silk and wool. It was brought to Ireland in the late 17th century by Huguenots (French Protestants fleeing religious persecution).
* The Opera: The “blood” color and the Huguenots trigger a memory of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s opera Les Huguenots. He hums the “Great Chorus” (La causa è santa!—The cause is holy!). It’s a bit of irony: a “holy” cause represented by “bloodhued” fabric.
The “Beef to the Heels”
Bloom’s critique of the “countrybred chawbacon” woman is a classic Irish insult.
* “Beef to the heels”: A slang term for someone with thick ankles (like a cow).
* Chawbacon: A derogatory term for a country bumpkin or a clumsy person.
* The Comparison: Even in his frustration with Molly, he compares other women to her. While the country woman is “clumsy,” Molly merely looks “out of plumb” (slightly off-balance, but still substantial and desirable).
The Sensory Overload
Before he enters the restaurant, Bloom is overwhelmed by a “warm human plumpness.”
* Agendath Netaim: This refers back to the advertisement for a Zionist plantation in Palestine he saw earlier. To him, it represents a “Wealth of the world”—exotic fruits, spice, and luxury.
* The Climax of Desire: The “perfume of embraces” and the imagined voices of lovers (“Kiss me, Reggy!”) build up a physical hunger that he mistakes for a need for food.
The Shock of the Burton
The transition is brutal. He expects a “warm human plumpness,” but instead:
> “Stink gripped his trembling breath: pungent meatjuice, slush of greens. See the animals feed.”
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The “perfumed bodies” of Grafton Street are replaced by the “stink” of men eating. In the Odyssey, this is the moment where the heroes realize they are in the land of the Lestrygonians (cannibals). For Bloom, the “shining” city of silk is built on this “slush” of biological consumption.
Etymology & Key Names
| Term / Name | Etymology / Context |
|—|—|
| Mercer | Etymology: From Latin merx (merchandise). A dealer in expensive fabrics, especially silk. |
| Poplin | Etymology: From the French papeline, originally a fabric made at Avignon (a papal town). |
| Huguenots | French Protestants. Their arrival transformed Dublin into a center for high-end textile weaving. |
| Junejulyaugseptember | A Joycean “mush” of words reflecting Bloom’s mental calculation of the time passing until Molly’s birthday (Sept 8). |
| Agendath Netaim | Hebrew for “Company of Planters.” It represents Bloom’s longing for a fertile “homeland” or a return to a state of plenty. |


Bloom is witnessing a scene of absolute carnal chaos. In the Homeric parallel, these are the Lestrygonians—the giants who devour men. To Bloom’s civilized eyes, these Dubliners have devolved into beasts, their humanity swallowed by the mechanical act of “bolting” food.
Etymology of “Galoptious”
This is a delightful bit of 19th-century slang that perfectly captures the “greedy joy” of eating.
* Origin: It is an arbitrary lengthening or a “slang expansion” of the word voluptuous.
* Formation: By blending the idea of something being “voluptuous” (sensually pleasing) with a sound reminiscent of “gulping” or “galloping,” it became galoptious (sometimes spelled goloptious).
* Meaning: It describes something delicious, scrumptious, or “splendidly tasty.”
* Context: Bloom uses it to imagine the “pagan” feast of King Cormac. If the King choked to death, Bloom reasons, at least the food must have been “galoptious” enough to make him lose his caution.
The “Pagan King” and the Choking Hazard
Bloom references a famous schoolroom poem, The Burial of King Cormac by Samuel Ferguson.
* The Legend: Cormac mac Airt was said to have turned away from the Druids toward Christianity. In revenge, the Druids cursed him, and he choked on a salmon bone at a feast.
* The Pun: Bloom jokes that Patrick “converted him,” but the King “couldn’t swallow it all”—a double meaning referring both to the food that killed him and the new religion he was trying to digest.
The Anatomy of Disgust
Bloom’s observations are almost clinical in their repulsion:
* “New set of microbes”: He mocks the “suetfaced” (pale, fatty-faced) man who thinks a napkin can truly clean a fork.
* “Halfmasticated gristle”: This is the ultimate “anti-perfume.” It counters the “silk and incense” of Grafton Street with the wet, toothless reality of “gums” failing to process meat.
* “See ourselves as others see us”: Bloom quotes Robert Burns. He is terrified by the thought that, when he is hungry, he might look just as monstrous to a bystander as these men look to him.


Cockroaches as advertisement agents


I heard the whirrr of the grinder from the kitchen. Ketchup . A trip to the  washroom. A glass of water. A cockroach has been waiting on the table where water in the jug and glass and an empty cup is resting. The cup has been used twice for a tea I made. It was served to my father and later to my mother.
The cockroach moved to the other side after the light bulb was switched on. I read a few weblogs and worked on Free Rice. Worked on Duolingo. Now I am in the Pearl League because of my experience points in the last one week. Duolingo seems to be a platform which was improved carefully based on feedback. It’s nothing short of a cartoon program. Learning should be fun. It takes a lot of effort to learn. And it takes a lot of effort to make it funnier to learn.
I looked up the etymology of biff. Esophagus was another interesting word on Free Rice. It means gullet. I am working on Normal Level, which is the third level in the increasing order of difficulty.
I looked up the etymology of Parapet. It means “low wall.” A protective structure in fortification. An embankment.
In the architectural and oratorical landscape of Ulysses, a parapet is both a physical boundary and a symbol of looking out over a city or a “lost cause.”
Etymology of Parapet
The word is a defensive one, born from the need to protect the heart and chest in battle.
* Origin: It comes from the Italian word “parapetto.”
* Root 1: Para– (from parare), meaning “to protect” or “to shield.”
* Root 2: Petto (from the Latin pectus), meaning “the breast” or “the chest.”
* Literal Meaning: A “breast-guard.”
* Evolution: Originally, it was a low wall built atop a rampart to protect soldiers from gunfire or arrows while they stood on a fortified platform. By 1904, it had evolved into the common architectural term for any low protective wall along the edge of a roof, bridge, or balcony.
The Latin Link
You can see the same root pectus in other English words like:
* Pectorals: The chest muscles.
* Expectorate: To cough up from the chest (very relevant for the “windy” and “coughing” atmosphere of the newspaper office).
In the Context of “Aeolus”
While we haven’t seen a literal parapet in the Freeman’s Journal office yet, the word looms large in Stephen’s memory from the first chapter (Telemachus), where he and Mulligan stand on the parapet of the Martello tower. In this chapter, the “parapet” is metaphorical; the men are shielded behind their desks and their “forensic eloquence,” looking down on the street and the “halfpenny” people below.
The word “biff” is a perfect example of onomatopoeia—a word that sounds like the action it describes. In the context of the noisy, “Aeolus” newspaper office, it fits the atmosphere of physical and verbal impact.
Etymology of Biff
* Origin: It emerged in the late 19th century (around 1880–1890), making it relatively “modern” slang for the characters in Ulysses.
* Source: It is almost certainly imitative of the sound of a sharp blow or a slap. It mimics the quick “puff” of air or the “smack” of contact.
* Usage: It was originally used to describe a punch or a box on the ear. By 1904, it was common in both sporting contexts (like boxing) and as a way to describe a sudden, forceful movement or a witty verbal “hit.”
Biff in the Context of the Office
In the “Aeolus” chapter, Joyce is obsessed with the physical sounds of the printing press (the thump, thump, thump of the machines). A “biff” represents the sudden collision of ideas, or the way the editor, Myles Crawford, “hits” his points home. It also reflects the “shindy” (commotion) that the characters are constantly discussing.
Etymology of Contumely
Since you mentioned the “proud man’s contumely” in the previous section, it is worth looking at this heavy, “leaden” word:
* Origin: From the Latin contumelia, meaning “insult” or “abuse.”
* Root: It is related to the Latin contumere (to swell up), which is also the root of the tumor.
* Meaning: To treat someone with “contumely” is to treat them with a kind of “swelling” pride or arrogant contempt. It is the verbal equivalent of a “biff” to someone’s dignity.
The gas cylinder delivery guy didn’t appear today. I discussed it briefly with my parents. I served them fried rice after they returned from early morning duty. Also served ginger tea and water. I organised utensils in the kitchen in the afternoon and mopped the verandah and kitchen floors. Showed a cooker handle to my mother which has lost some attachments.


That was yesterday.


I just had ginger tea. I hear bells in the worship room though the sound of singing devotional songs doesn’t reach me here. I read a weblog I usually read these days. It articulated a lot of things which seem to be true though as usual I was wondering if it wasn’t another discussion about why it was better in the past. There are subtle points which talk about something which isn’t merely nostalgia but I rarely hear them talking positively about the very tools they use perhaps because it’s obvious and it’s the rectification or misuse which needs to be addressed clearly.


I hear the sound of the pressure cooker whistle. I was busier today because students returned from their vacation after a week. I was serving tea, snacks and water to my mother when I noticed them in my room. It was a surprise. They didn’t inform me in advance as they didn’t before disappearing. It took me some time to get free from what I was busy doing and bring a chair to this room. I was having ginger tea myself.


I asked the younger student if he had a nice time celebrating with his family members. I asked him if he enjoyed sweets as he was planning on it and I teased him –  why didn’t he bring any for me. He appeared to be conscious of his standing and didn’t talk much about eating etc. They acknowledged that they had fun and it was after a week they attended school. It was quiet and dull here after the noise of school and a house full of relatives. As usual, the younger asked me about the timer I had set midway before the lesson was over. I read a few more pages before we completed reading about the “Farming Sectar” in India.
My reading was slow paced and I took time to explain a few points. I also asked them a few questions on the topics which were promptly answered most of the time. Their quarrel didn’t disappear altogether. It was less severe than usual. When I was talking about vitamin C, the elder wanted me to tell him why it is important. I told him that most fruits like gooseberry, orange and lemon which are sour to eat contain Vitamin C in them and it’s important to sustain the health of gums and skin.
When the younger one kept combing his hair like a Welshcomb – his hand had oil which he wiped against his shirt. It’s actually a winter innerwear. Then he asked me something which was about why there was oil-I told him that he’s repeating old nonsense to which the elder used the word “sura.” It’s a Hindi word used for ‘blind’ people. It’s also a typo made by an interlocutor who didn’t wait to entertain it as a deliberate code word. Similar to previous such deliberate typos which strangely connect to Penthouse in a TV program or political debates.
When most of the digital and non digital behaviour is limited- the effort to claim programming or control of subjects is a multilayered effort. The ultimate watchword is control which is completely the opposite of freedom. Interestingly – there are absolutely no free agents in such civilizations. There are hierarchies- beginningless and endless. They’re all busy showing up how they control dreams, subconscious and conscious lives of others – and in turn, they trigger others for similar control- to what end?
First is- admitting that it’s surreal or supernatural. Then – giving into it. Then- becoming even more suggestible and then continuing along that reinforcement. Most of these subjects accept “tasks” as completed even with 60-70 percent of success in achieving control over other “subjects.” They can’t give it up because there’s no other option. Everyone is busy exercising the same craft with different names.
You’re predictable. We are calculating. This is what gives us control over you. Maybe you’re even enjoying this control.
A mouse jumps on my left shoulder. I don’t know what’s happening. It jumps to the right shoulder. Then I feel something on my feet. I throw it away and rush to switch the light on. The mouse runs away to hide in the clothes which are hanging on the wall.


Are they programmed?


Who would believe? The entertainment industry uses cockroaches for advertisements. I wouldn’t have believed this just a few days ago. It reminds me of Kafka. I was reminded of a program by a big cockroach. To convince my reader about this message delivered by an insect – I would have to weave a tale with too many clues which I don’t want to indulge in.
What was the issue with this big mouse. I opened the door before I picked up the umbrella to move it away from clothes. Maybe it wasn’t able to go out of the door. It jumped up to the rack and ran fast towards the other rack space. It’s where it came from- the ventilation.
I got my room swept and mopped by asking the maid to do it. Moved many utensils from the kitchen to the wash basin. Served food to my father after giving him hot water from the geyser. I used some of it to wash some clothes and then I had a bath.
I moved a twenty kilogram rice package which was delivered to our house from the verandah to the store room. Took care of the pasteurisation of milk. Removed junk from one of the kitchen stands and replaced old paper with new. Washed the plastic cover and hung it for drying. Organised utensils in the kitchen after they were washed. I helped my father in a transaction. It was a busy day. I kept reading Ulysses. Now reading Lestrygonians.
Since you asked specifically about the roots of this chapter’s title, it’s worth looking at how the ancient Greek origins perfectly set the stage for Bloom’s lunchtime wanderings.


The Etymology of Lestrygonians


The term comes from the Greek Laistrygonians (Λαιστρυγόνες).
* Linguistic Roots: While the exact origin is debated, some scholars link it to the Greek root lastauros (lewd/gluttonous) or laas (stone) + trygao (to gather/harvest).
* Homeric Context: In the Odyssey, the Laestrygonians were a tribe of giant cannibals. When Odysseus’s fleet arrives at their harbor, the giants pelt the ships with massive rocks and “spear” the sailors like fish to eat them.
Why Joyce Chose It
Joyce uses this etymology to frame the “Stomach” of Dublin. In this chapter, everything is viewed through the lens of eating and being eaten:
* The Giants: The “giants” of Dublin are the large, imposing buildings and the institutions (like the Church or the State) that “consume” the lives of the citizens.
* The Cannibalism: When Bloom enters the Burton Restaurant, he sees men eating like animals—shoveling food, grunting, and bolting down meat. He realizes that for humans to live, something else must die.
* The “Rocks”: Instead of literal boulders, Bloom is pelted by “rocks” of memory, hunger, and the hard reality of poverty (like the Dedalus children “in flitters”).

Sandwichmen

This passage is a wonderful slice of James Joyce’s Ulysses. Joyce loved to mix the “high” language of art and religion with the “low” gritty details of daily Dublin life.
Here are the definitions for the terms you highlighted:
Lumbago
This is a somewhat old-fashioned medical term for chronic pain in the lower back (muscles and joints).
* In context: Anne Kearns is an elderly woman struggling with physical ailments. Joyce mentions she uses “Lourdes water” (holy water) as a remedy, highlighting her faith and perhaps the desperation of her physical discomfort.
Aureoling
This is the verbal form of “aureole,” which refers to a halo or a circle of light surrounding the head of a holy figure.
* In context: Joyce is being a bit witty and ironic here. He describes the editor, Myles Crawford, whose face is “scarlet” (likely from drinking or temper), and says his hat is “aureoling” his head. It’s a mock-heroic way of describing a mundane man—giving a sweaty, red-faced Dubliner the visual status of a saint or a celestial being.


This short exchange captures the chaotic energy of the Dublin streets. The “return” of Bloom highlights his persistence; he is often pushed aside by the more “important” or louder men in the city (like Crawford), yet he remains determined.
The highlight of this snippet is the newsboy’s cry—a classic example of Joycean humor.
The “Terrible Tragedy”
The line “A child bit by a bellows!” is an intentional absurdity.
* The Humor: A bellows is a tool used to blow air into a fire. It doesn’t have teeth and cannot “bite.”
* The Satire: Joyce is poking fun at the sensationalist nature of “yellow journalism.” The newsboys are yelling out increasingly ridiculous or nonsensical headlines just to grab the attention of passersby and sell copies of the “Racing special.”
It serves as a sharp contrast to Bloom’s very serious, breathy attempt to catch Myles Crawford for business.


This section highlights the friction between the practical, hardworking Bloom and the erratic, prideful world of Dublin’s “gentlemen” journalists. Bloom is trying to secure an advertisement deal (the “House of Keys” pun) involving a “puff” (a short promotional piece), but the editor, Myles Crawford, is in no mood for business.
Here are the key breakdown points for this passage:
Terms and Context
* K.M.A. / K.M.R.I.A.: These are acronyms for Crawford’s vulgar dismissals: “Kiss My Arse” and “Kiss My Royal Irish Arse.” It shows Crawford’s dismissive, aggressive attitude toward the commercial side of the paper that Bloom represents.
* “Straight from the stable”: A racing idiom meaning directly from the source or the most reliable authority.
* “Nulla bona”: A legal term meaning “no goods.” Crawford is telling J.J. O’Molloy that he has no money to lend or to back a bill.
* “Raising the wind”: A slang term for obtaining or borrowing money.
The “House of Keys” Ad
Bloom’s idea for the merchant Alexander Keyes involves a visual pun. The “House of Keys” is the name of the parliament on the Isle of Man. Bloom wants to use an image of two crossed keys to represent the merchant’s name while also making it look “distinguished.”
Stephen Dedalus’s Boots
Bloom notices Stephen Dedalus (the “young Dedalus”) and observes his boots. This is a classic “Bloomism”—he notices the physical, practical details. In earlier chapters, Stephen was wearing borrowed, ill-fitting boots; the fact that they are “good” today suggests a temporary change in his luck or status.


This section features Stephen Dedalus telling his “Parable of the Plums,” a story that mocks the grandiosity of Dublin’s monuments by focusing on the physical, somewhat messy reality of two elderly women.
The “Onehandled Adulterer”
Stephen refers to Admiral Horatio Nelson, whose statue stood atop Nelson’s Pillar in O’Connell Street.
* The “Onehandled” part: Nelson lost his right arm in the Battle of Santa Cruz de Tenerife.
* The “Adulterer” part: This refers to his famous, scandalous affair with Lady Emma Hamilton.
The Clogged Arteries of Dublin
The final paragraph describes a “short circuit” in the tram system. This is both a literal electrical failure and a metaphor for the paralysis of Dublin life—the modern electric trams are stuck, while the “old world” horse-drawn carriages rattle past them.
Etymology of Difficult Terms
| Term | Etymology | Definition in Context |
|—|—|—|
| Waxies’ Dargle | Waxy (slang for cobbler) + Dargle (a river/resort). | An annual outing for Dublin’s working class (specifically cobblers). |
| Aeroliths | From Greek aero- (air) + lithos (stone). | Literally “air-stones” or meteorites; used here in a flashy, nonsensical headline. |
| Proboscis | From Greek pro- (before) + boskein (to feed). | A nose (often used humorously to describe a large or prominent one). |
| Sophist | From Greek sophos (wise). | Originally a teacher of philosophy; later used to mean someone who uses clever but fallacious arguments. |
| Brougham | Named after Lord Brougham (19th-century statesman). | A light, four-wheeled horse-drawn carriage with an enclosed body. |


This section, often referred to as “The Parable of the Plums,” is a pivotal moment in the Aeolus episode. It showcases Stephen Dedalus’s developing artistic voice—one that is gritty, ironic, and distinctly Dubliner.
Detailed Analysis
1. The “Waxies’ Dargle” and the “Pillar”
Myles Crawford calls the story “copy” (journalistic material) for a “Waxies’ Dargle.” This refers to a famous Dublin working-class outing. By using this term, he’s framing Stephen’s story as a piece of local, low-brow color. The “Pillar” is Nelson’s Pillar, a symbol of British imperial presence that loomed over O’Connell Street until 1966.
2. The “Onehandled Adulterer”
This is a brilliant bit of Joycean subversion.
* The High: Nelson is a naval hero atop a massive Doric column.
* The Low: Stephen reduces him to his physical disability (one-armed) and his moral failure (his affair with Lady Hamilton).
   By having the old women stare up at him while eating plums, Stephen is essentially “spitting” on the grandeur of the British Empire.
3. Antisthenes and the “Palm of Beauty”
The professor compares Stephen to Antisthenes, the founder of Cynic philosophy.
* Antisthenes was known for his “bitterness” and for subverting classical myths—specifically by arguing that Penelope (the faithful, patient wife) was superior to Helen of Troy (the beautiful, destructive cause of war).
* This mirrors what Stephen is doing: he is taking the “beauty” of the city’s monuments and handing the spotlight to two “waddling” old women.
4. “Poor Penelope. Penelope Rich.”
This is a classic Joycean “stream of consciousness” leap. Stephen’s mind jumps from the mythological Penelope to a historical figure, Lady Penelope Rich, a famous Elizabethan beauty and the “Stella” of Philip Sidney’s sonnets. It shows his mind is always layered with literary history.
Etymology
| Term | Roots & Origin | Evolution |
|—|—|—|
| Rambunctious | Likely an Americanism; a fanciful alteration of robustious or rumbustious. | Derived from the mid-19th century. It combines the sense of “robust” (strong) with a playful, chaotic suffix to describe boisterous behavior. |
| Archdiocese | From Greek arkhi- (chief/leader) + dioikēsis (administration/province). | Originally a Roman administrative term for a district; in the Church, it denotes the district under the care of an Archbishop. |


Moving on to the headlines and the walk toward Mooney’s pub, we see Joyce’s “Aeolus” episode reaching its peak of journalistic parody. These bold, capitalized headers aren’t just labels; they represent the “wind” (Aeolus is the god of wind) of empty rhetoric and the noise of the printing press.
The Headline Analysis
1. DAMES DONATE DUBLIN’S CITS SPEEDPILLS VELOCITOUS AEROLITHS, BELIEF
This is a masterpiece of “journalese” nonsense.
* The Content: It refers to the old women spitting plum stones (aeroliths or “air-stones”) down from the pillar onto the citizens (cits) below.
* The Style: It uses alliteration and pseudo-scientific language (velocitous) to make a mundane, slightly gross act sound like a major scientific or civic event.
2. SOPHIST WALLOPS HAUGHTY HELEN SQUARE ON PROBOSCIS…
This headline translates the Professor’s academic talk about Antisthenes into the language of a sports tabloid.
* “Wallops… square on proboscis”: It treats a philosophical argument like a boxing match.
* “Pen is Champ”: A play on the “willpower” of the writer and the literal pen, asserting that the intellectual (the Ithacan, referring to Odysseus/Penelope’s home) wins over the physical beauty of the Spartans (Helen).
The “Becalmed” Trams
As they prepare to cross O’Connell Street (then Sackville Street), the narrative provides a “still life” of Dublin’s transportation.
The list of destinations—Rathmines, Blackrock, Kingstown, Dalkey—is a map of the Dublin suburbs. The “motionless trolleys” and “short circuit” symbolize the paralysis that Joyce felt defined Dublin: a city full of noise and motion (the “rattling crates of bottles”) but ultimately stuck in its tracks, unable to move forward.


In this final stretch of the Aeolus episode, Stephen gives his story a formal title, and the Professor links it back to classical and biblical tradition.
The “Ithacans”
The term Ithacans refers to the people of Ithaca, the island kingdom of Odysseus (Ulysses).
* In the Headline: When the headline says “ITHACANS VOW PEN IS CHAMP,” it is a pun.
* The “Pen”: It refers to Penelope (Odysseus’s wife). The headline is saying that the people of Ithaca choose the faithful Penelope (the “Pen”) as the true winner of beauty over the flashy Helen of Troy.
* The “Champ”: In the context of Ulysses, the “Ithacan” is Leopold Bloom. While the other men are obsessed with loud rhetoric and “wind,” Bloom (the modern Ulysses) represents the quiet, domestic endurance of Ithaca.
Key References & Analysis
1. “Deus nobis hæc otia fecit”
The Professor suggests this Latin title from Virgil’s Eclogues. It translates to “A god has granted us this leisure.” It’s a very “high-brow,” academic way to describe two old women sitting on a pillar.
2. “A Pisgah Sight of Palestine”
Stephen’s chosen title is much more biting.
* Pisgah is the mountain from which Moses was allowed to see the Promised Land (Palestine) before he died, though he was never allowed to enter it.
* The Parable: Stephen is implying that these two old Dublin women, looking out over their city, are like Moses—they can see a “Promised Land,” but they are stuck in a paralyzed, impoverished Dublin, spitting out plum stones instead of reaching any real glory.
3. “Horatio is Cynosure”
* Horatio: Admiral Horatio Nelson.
* Cynosure: From the Greek kunos oura (“dog’s tail”), referring to the constellation Ursa Minor, which contains the North Star. A “cynosure” is something that serves as a focal point or a guide. Nelson on his pillar is the “North Star” of Dublin, yet Stephen has just spent the last few pages mocking him as a “onehandled adulterer.”
4. “Anne Wimbles, Flo Wangles”
The headline uses playful, slightly suggestive verbs (wimbles meaning to bore or twist; wangles meaning to manipulate) to describe the two women, Anne Kearns and Florence MacCabe, as they sit atop the pillar.


This short exchange is a classic example of “Dublin street wit”—it’s irreverent, slightly crude, and layered with double meanings.
The men are laughing at the “Parable of the Plums” Stephen just finished, specifically his description of Nelson as a “onehandled adulterer.”
Breaking Down the Meaning
1. “Diminished Digits”
* Literal: “Digits” can mean fingers, but in this  it refers to Nelson’s missing limb (his “diminished” parts).
* The Joke: The headline suggests that the “missing” or “diminished” parts of the statue are what makes the old women (“frisky frumps”) so excited or “titillated.”
2. “Onehandled adulterer… That tickles me.”
* The Professor is using “tickle” in the sense of amusement. He finds Stephen’s description of a national hero as a disabled cheater to be clever and funny.
3. “Tickled the old ones too… if the God Almighty’s truth was known.”
* Myles Crawford (the editor) takes the joke a step further into sexual innuendo.
* He suggests that the two old women weren’t just looking at the view; he’s hinting that they were getting a “thrill” from being near the statue of a famous lover (the “adulterer”).
* In the coarse logic of the newsroom, he’s implying that even elderly women like Anne and Flo have “dirty minds” or repressed desires.
The Verbs: Wimbles and Wangles
Joyce is playing with language here to match the “titillating” theme:
* Wimbles: To wimble is to bore a hole with a tool. It suggests a repetitive, poking motion.
* Wangles: To wangle is to manipulate or wiggle something into place.
* The Subtext: By using these specific, slightly rhythmic words, Joyce creates a mental image of the women fidgeting or “messing about” on top of the pillar, adding to the vulgar humor the men are enjoying.


You’ve hit the nail on the head. Compared to the somber, claustrophobic atmosphere of Hades (the funeral), Aeolus feels like a gust of fresh—if slightly chaotic—air.
Summary of Aeolus: The Heart of the Noise
Aeolus takes place in the newspaper offices of the Freeman’s Journal.
* The Atmosphere: The chapter is defined by “wind”—rhetoric, empty talk, and the literal puffing of the printing presses.
* The Conflict: Leopold Bloom is trying to do his job (selling an ad for Alexander Keyes), while Stephen Dedalus is hanging out with the “intellectuals” and “wits” of the city.
* The Climax: Stephen tells his “Parable of the Plums,” proving he can play the men’s game of cynical wit. Bloom, meanwhile, is rudely dismissed by the editor, Myles Crawford, illustrating his status as an outsider.
* The Style: Joyce breaks the text with over 60 newspaper headlines that evolve from Victorian “stiff” styles to sensationalist modern “tabloids.”
Lestrygonians: Etymology and Theme
1. Etymology
The title comes from the Laestrygonians (Λαιστρυγόνες) in Homer’s Odyssey.
* The Myth: They were a tribe of giant cannibals who ate many of Odysseus’s men and destroyed his ships by throwing giant rocks.
* The Translation: In Joyce’s Dublin, the “cannibals” are the hungry citizens of the city, and the “rocks” are the hard, cold buildings and the crushing weight of poverty.
2. The Theme: Hunger and Digestion
If Aeolus was about “Wind” (lungs), Lestrygonians is about the Stomach.
* Physical Hunger: It is lunchtime (1:00 PM). Bloom is walking through Dublin, and his thoughts are dominated by food, smell, and the “disgusting” nature of how humans eat.
* Social “Eating”: Bloom observes the “cannibalism” of the social classes—the rich eating at the Burton restaurant (described with animalistic gore) versus the poor waiting for scraps.
* The “Ubi Sunt” Motif: Bloom thinks about the passage of time—how we eat to live, but eventually, we are “eaten” by time and death.


That is incredibly eerie—talk about an immersive reading experience! Joyce would have called that a synchronicity. The “squeak” in your kitchen echoing the “squeak” of the printing presses in Aeolus or the rats in the brewery vats.
To answer your linguistic question: “Squeak” is definitely the standard word for the sound a single rat makes, but “squeal” is often more accurate for the sound they make when they are fighting, trapped, or in a group (like in your kitchen).
In Ulysses, Joyce often uses onomatopoeia (words that sound like the noise they describe) to bring these “low” life forms to life.
The Language of the Vermin
If you were writing this into a Joycean internal monologue, you might use:
* Squeak: For the sharp, high-pitched “pip” of a solitary rat.
* Squeal: For a longer, more distressed or aggressive sound.
* Scuttle/Rattle: For that “superfast” sound of claws on a clothes rack or floorboards.
Bloom himself is very sensitive to these “noises of the night.” He often thinks about the hidden life of the city—the things under the floorboards and inside the vats that most people try to ignore.


Bloom’s shift from the scientific (gravity) to the poetic (Shakespeare) illustrates his restless, inquisitive mind. Even while surrounded by the stench of the Liffey and the sight of hungry gulls, he tries to understand the “mechanics” of art.
The “Rats: Vats” Rhyme and the Science of Stout
Bloom’s imagination is often grotesque. He visualizes the Guinness brewery (Hancock was a real official there) and the “wonderful” vats of porter.
* The Rats: The image of rats drowning in beer and bloating “as big as a collie” is a classic Lestrygonian thought—life being consumed by the very thing it seeks to consume.
* The Digestion of Beer: He notes that “sea air sours it,” showing his constant interest in how the environment affects the physical world.
The “Poet” Bloom
After throwing the “Elijah” flyer, Bloom mocks his own attempt at a couplet (The hungry famished gull / Flaps o’er the waters dull).
* The Critique: He realizes he’s just matching “similar sounds” (rhyming), which he finds a bit simplistic.
* The Shift to Shakespeare: He admires blank verse (unrhymed iambic pentameter). He misquotes Hamlet slightly, but captures the essence: the weight of the “spirit” walking the earth. This is a subtle echo of the Hades episode—the ghost of the father (and perhaps his own lost son, Rudy) is never far from his mind.
Reuben J. Dodd’s Son
Bloom mentions Reuben J, a Dublin solicitor he dislikes.
* The Story: Earlier in the book, a story is told about Reuben J’s son jumping into the Liffey (either as a suicide attempt or by accident). A workman fished him out, and Reuben J. gave the man a measly one and eightpence (one shilling and eight pence) as a reward.
* Bloom’s Take: Even while contemplating the “sewage” the boy swallowed, Bloom can’t help but dwell on the transactional absurdity of the “reward.”
Etymology & Definitions
| Term | Etymology / Origin | Contextual Meaning |
|—|—|—|
| Blank Verse | From “blank” (unrhymed) + “verse.” | Poetry written with regular metrical but unrhymed lines, typically iambic pentameter. |
| Puffball | Compound word (puff + ball). | A cloud of smoke; also a type of fungus that releases “smoke” (spores) when hit. |
| Parapet | From Italian parare (to guard) + petto (breast). | A low protective wall along the edge of a bridge or roof. |
| One and eightpence | British currency (1s 8d). | Roughly the cost of a cheap meal in 1904; a hilariously low price for saving a human life. |


Bloom’s walk across O’Connell Bridge is a masterpiece of “internal monologue” where the high-minded and the base-physical are mashed together. His thoughts transition from the phosphorescence of religious icons to the starvation of the Dedalus children, finally landing on the gulls in the Liffey.
The “Luminous Crucifix” and Science
Bloom’s mind is a “scientific-commercial” hybrid. He remembers an ad for a glowing crucifix and immediately deconstructs the “miracle” into chemistry: phosphorus.
* The Codfish: He recalls seeing a dead fish glow in the dark. This is a real phenomenon where bacteria on decaying sea life emit light.
* “Good for the brain”: There was a common Victorian belief that eating phosphorus (found in fish) increased intelligence.
The Economics of the Clergy
Bloom spots one of Simon Dedalus’s daughters (Stephen’s sister) and his heart goes out to her.
* “Increase and multiply”: He blames the Catholic Church’s ban on contraception for the poverty of families like the Dedaluses (15 children!).
* The “Black Fast”: He contrasts the priests “living on the fat of the land” with the Jewish Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement), where a total fast is required.
* £. s. d.: This is the old notation for Pounds, Shillings, and Pence (Librae, Solidi, Denarii). Getting money out of a priest, Bloom thinks, is impossible.
The “Elijah” Experiment
Bloom tries to feed the gulls by throwing a crumpled ball of the “Elijah is coming” flyer into the water.
* “Thirtytwo feet per sec”: This is a reference to the acceleration due to gravity (g \approx 32 \text{ ft/s}^2 or 9.8 \text{ m/s}^2). Even in a moment of whimsy, Bloom thinks in physics.
* The Result: The gulls ignore it. They aren’t “damn fools”—they want food (the “stale cake”), not religious “wind.”
Etymology & Terms
| Term | Etymology / Origin | Contextual Meaning |
|—|—|—|
| Pepper’s Ghost | Named after John Henry Pepper (1862). | An illusion technique used in theaters where a hidden room is reflected onto a glass pane to create a “ghost.” |
| Marge | Short for Margarine (from Greek margaron – “pearl”). | A cheap substitute for butter, signaling the Dedalus family’s extreme poverty. |
| In flitters | From Irish/Dialect. | In tatters or rags; falling apart. |
| Collation | From Latin collatio (“bringing together”). | A very light meal allowed on days of fasting. |


Welcome to the “Stomach” of Dublin. As Bloom leaves the noisy wind of the newspaper office, his senses are immediately assaulted by the cloying sweetness of Graham Lemon’s candy shop.
The Feeders and the Fed
The chapter opens with a focus on sugar. Bloom, ever the pragmatist and amateur scientist, watches a girl shoveling sweets for a Christian Brother (a member of a Catholic lay order). His immediate thought is physical: “Bad for their tummies.”
He then pivots to a biting bit of political satire:
* “Lozenge and comfit manufacturer to His Majesty the King”: This refers to the “By Appointment” warrants businesses held.
* “Sitting on his throne sucking red jujubes white”: Bloom imagines King Edward VII as a gluttonous child, sucking the color out of sweets. It’s a brilliant way to “digest” the monarchy—turning a grand King into a sticky-fingered boy.
The “Blood of the Lamb”
Bloom is handed a religious flyer (a “throwaway”) by a Y.M.C.A. man.
* The Misreading: He initially sees his own name—”Bloo… Me?”—before realizing it says “Blood of the Lamb.” * The Theme: This triggers a stream of consciousness about Sacrifice. Bloom connects the religious idea of being “washed in the blood” to the physical reality of meat. He lists various “blood victims”:
   * Kidney burntoffering: A nod back to his own breakfast (the kidney he ate in Calypso).
   * Druids’ altars / Martyrs: History as a cycle of killing and eating.
   * Elijah is coming: Referring to Alexander Dowie, a real-life American evangelist who claimed to be the “Restorer” of the church. In Bloom’s hungry mind, even salvation feels like a looming, physical event.
Etymology & Definitions
| Term | Etymology / Origin | Contextual Meaning |
|—|—|—|
| Lemon Platt | Platt (Middle English for “plot” or “flat piece”). | A traditional Irish pulled-sugar sweet, usually lemon-flavored and braided. |
| Comfit | From Latin confectum (“prepared”). | A candy consisting of a nut or seed coated in layers of sugar (like a Jordan almond). |
| Jujubes | From Greek zizyphon (a type of fruit). | A chewy, gelatinous candy. |
| Throwaway | Modern English compound. | A handbill or flyer intended to be read once and discarded. |


That is an unsettlingly visceral coincidence! It’s as if the “Lestrygonian” atmosphere of the book—with its talk of rats, vats, and the physical “thump” of life—decided to manifest right in your room.
In the world of Ulysses, Bloom would likely be analyzing the rat’s “superfast speed” and its trajectory, but in the real world, having one jump on your shoulders is a genuine shock. It certainly adds a layer of “Life on the Raw” to your reading session.
The “Rats: Vats” Connection
Bloom’s thought about the rats in the Guinness brewery becomes much more “real” when you’ve just felt one. He imagines them getting “dead drunk” and bloated, almost turning them into characters in a dark comedy. Your experience with the rat running up the rack shows the opposite: their incredible, high-speed agility.


That rat encounter really adds a layer of “Life on the Raw” to this text. Between the squealing in your kitchen and the “vats and rats” in Bloom’s head, the boundaries between the book and reality are getting thin!
Regarding your question: “Squeak” is the perfect word for a quick, high-pitched sound. “Squeal” usually implies something longer and more distressed—if they were fighting or crowded in the kitchen, “squeal” fits, but for a rat darting across a room, “squeak” is the one.
The Science of the Swan and the Gull
Bloom finally feeds the birds, but he switches from the “Elijah” paper to actual food: Banbury cakes (a spiced, currant-filled pastry).
Even as he performs this act of charity, his “Lestrygonian” thoughts remain clinical and a bit cynical:
* “Manna”: A biblical reference to the food God provided to the Israelites in the desert. Bloom sees himself as a provider, but a stingy one (“Penny quite enough”).
* “Eat pig like pig”: This is a central theme of the chapter. Bloom believes you are what you eat. If you feed a turkey chestnuts, it tastes like chestnuts.
* The Saltwater Fish Paradox: Bloom wonders why fish living in salt water don’t taste salty. It’s a classic Bloom question—he has a “layman’s” scientific mind.
> The Scientific Answer: Fish have specialized cells in their gills (ionocytes) that actively pump salt out of their bodies to maintain a balance, a process called osmoregulation.
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Kino’s Trousers
At the end of the passage, Bloom sees an advertisement on a rowboat.
* “11/—”: This is 11 shillings (the /— denotes zero pence).
* This is a real historical advertisement. The “treacly swells” (thick, dark, like molasses) of the Liffey carry the boat, turning the river itself into a giant billboard.
Etymology & Definitions
| Term | Etymology / Origin | Contextual Meaning |
|—|—|—|
| Serried | From French serrer (to press/crowd). | Arranged in close rows; packed tightly together. |
| Banbury Cake | Named after Banbury, England. | A flat, oval, spiced pastry filled with currants. |
| Anna Liffey | From Irish Abhainn na Life. | A personification of the River Liffey (later a major character in Finnegans Wake). |
| Manna | From Hebrew mān. | Miraculous food; an unexpected gain or spiritual nourishment. |


Bloom’s mind is now drifting from the economics of river advertising to the deep mysteries of space and time, all while being anchored by his wife Molly’s “wit.”
The Stream of Life and the “Quack” Ads
Bloom observes the Kino’s Trousers ad and wonders about the legality of “owning” water.
* “Never the same”: He is echoing the Greek philosopher Heraclitus, who famously said you cannot step into the same river twice.
* “Dr Hy Franks”: This was a real Dublin “quack” who advertised cures for “the clap” (gonorrhea). Bloom notes how these ads were placed “on the q.t.” (quietly) in public urinals (“greenhouses”).
* “Post 110 Pills”: A pun on the common “Post No Bills” signs.
The “Parallax” Mystery
Bloom looks at the Ballast Office on Westmoreland Street.
* The Timeball: At exactly 1:00 PM, a ball would drop from a mast on the building to signal the time to ships in the harbor.
* Dunsink Time: Before 1916, Ireland ran on its own time (25 minutes behind Greenwich Mean Time), set by the Dunsink Observatory.
* Parallax: Bloom is obsessed with this word from Sir Robert Ball’s The Story of the Heavens.
   * The Definition: Parallax is the apparent displacement of an object when viewed from two different lines of sight. Astronomers use it to measure the distance to stars.
   * “Met him pike hoses”: This is one of the most famous lines in the book. Molly mispronounced “metempsychosis” (the transmigration of souls) as “met him pike hoses.” Bloom realizes she prefers “O rocks!”—her way of dismissing big, “meaningless” academic words.
Ben Dollard’s “Barreltone”
Bloom recalls Molly’s description of Ben Dollard, a man with a massive “base barreltone” voice.
* The Wit: Bloom admires how Molly connects his physical shape (legs like barrels) with his voice and his favorite drink (Bass ale). To Bloom, this is “wit”—connecting the physical reality of a man to the “high” art of singing.
Etymology & Definitions
| Term | Etymology / Origin | Contextual Meaning |
|—|—|—|
| Parallax | From Greek parallaxis (“change/alternation”). | The difference in the apparent position of an object viewed along two different lines of sight. |
| Metempsychosis | From Greek meta (change) + en (in) + psukhe (soul). | The supposed reincarnation or transmigration of the soul into a new body after death. |
| Q.T. | 19th-century slang abbreviation. | “Quiet”: doing something “on the q.t.” means doing it secretly or discreetly. |
| Flybynight | Compound (fly + by + night). | A person or business that is unreliable or likely to disappear to avoid debt. |


Bloom’s walk continues as he encounters the “sandwichmen”—walking advertisements that remind him of his own past employment at Hely’s, a famous Dublin stationer and printer.
The H.E.L.Y.’S. Procession
The men are wearing sandwich boards that spell out the name of the shop. Bloom, ever the marketing expert, critiques the strategy:
* The “Y” Lagging: One man is falling behind to eat bread. This undermines the visual “brand.”
* “Bread and skilly”: Skilly is thin gruel or watered-down porridge. It’s the diet of the desperate.
* The Showcart Idea: Bloom’s idea for “smart girls” writing in a transparent cart is actually quite modern—it’s “experiential marketing.” He knows that human curiosity is the best way to sell products.
The Convents and the “Sweet” Nun
Bloom recalls his time collecting debts from convents.
* Tranquilla Convent: A real Carmelite convent in Rathmines.
* Caramel/Carmel: A classic Bloom association. He hears the religious name “Mount Carmel” and immediately thinks of “caramel” candy.
* The Barbed Wire Myth: Bloom’s thought that a nun invented barbed wire is a piece of Dublin folklore (though historically, it was an American farmer named Joseph Glidden). It reflects Bloom’s view of the Church as something that “fences in” people’s lives and desires.
Ad Placement: The Cold Meat Department
Bloom mocks a specific ad for Plumtree’s Potted Meat. In the newspaper, it was placed directly under the Obituaries.
* The Irony: Putting an ad for “potted meat” next to notices of people being put in “pots” (coffins) is a dark joke that Bloom finds tasteless and hilarious. It fits the Lestrygonians theme perfectly: the dead are “cold meat,” and the living are eating “potted meat.”
Etymology & Definitions
| Term | Etymology / Origin | Contextual Meaning |
|—|—|—|
| Sandwichman | Coined by Charles Dickens. | A person wearing two advertisement boards, one in front and one behind. |
| Wimple | From Old English wimpel (veil/garment). | A cloth head covering that leaves only the face exposed, worn by nuns. |
| Dripping | Middle English. | The fat that melts off meat while it is roasting; used by the poor as a cheap butter substitute. |
| Bob | British slang (origin uncertain). | A shilling. “Three bob” was a very low daily wage even in 1904. |


You Have Hissed All My Mystery Lectures

You are technically correct. A “pure” spoonerism involves the transposition of the initial sounds of two or more words (e.g., “The queer old dean” instead of “The dear old queen”).
What Lenehan does with “A fresh of breath air” is a broader linguistic phenomenon, but it is often classified under the “spoonerism” umbrella in casual conversation because the mechanism of the “mental slip” is the same.
The Technical Classification: Metathesis
If we want to be precise, Lenehan’s error is a form of phrase-level metathesis.
* Metathesis (Etymology): From the Greek meta (change) + tithenai (to place). It literally means “transposition.”
* The Difference: While a spoonerism transposes phonemes (sounds), Lenehan transposes entire morphemes or words.
* Why Joyce uses it: In the “Aeolus” chapter, the “wind” of rhetoric is so strong that it literally knocks the words out of place. It’s a “wind-blown” sentence.
The Spoonerism Pedigree
The term is named after Reverend William Archibald Spooner (1844–1930), a Dean at Oxford. He was famous for these slips, though many attributed to him are likely apocryphal.
| Type of Error | Example | Technical Term |
|—|—|—|
| Phonetic Spoonerism |

“You have hissed all my mystery lectures.”

“He is the very pineapple (pinnacle) of politeness.” | Lexical Substitution |
Why Lenehan does it
Lenehan isn’t making a mistake; he is performing a mistake. He is a professional punster. By flipping the words, he creates a “breezy” effect that fits his joke about the “gate being open.” It’s a verbal wink to the others that he’s being “clever” and “unpredictable.”

| Phonological Metathesis |
| Word-Swap (Lenehan’s)

|”A fresh of breath air.”

| Syntactic Metathesis |
| Malarpropism |



This short passage is a pivot point in the chapter, where the “windy” talk of the intellectuals finally circles back to the man who has been hovering in the background the entire time: Leopold Bloom.
Meaning of the Heading: OMNIUM GATHERUM
This is a classic bit of “dog Latin”—a mock-Latin phrase used to sound scholarly while being intentionally nonsensical.
* Etymology: It is a play on the Latin word omnium (of all) and the English word gather (with a Latin-sounding “-um” slapped on the end).
* The Meaning: It refers to a miscellaneous collection of people or things; a “hodgepodge” or a “grab bag.”
* In Context: Myles Crawford is listing “All the talents” gathered in the room: Law (O’Molloy), Classics (MacHugh), Literature (Stephen), and the Press (Crawford). It captures the chaotic, all-encompassing nature of a newspaper office.
The Coughing and the “Fresh of Breath Air”
Lenehan’s “Ahem!” and his subsequent word-scrambling are not accidental. They are loaded with Dublin gossip and sexual innuendo.
* The Mention of Madam Bloom: When O’Madden Burke calls Molly Bloom “Dublin’s prime favourite” and the “vocal muse,” he is praising her singing, but he’s also nudging the others about her reputation.
* The Double Entendre: Lenehan’s cough is a “stage cough” to signal he’s about to say something scandalous.
* The Spoonerism: He says “A fresh of breath air” instead of “a breath of fresh air.” This linguistic slip mirrors the “wind” motif of the chapter.
* “The Gate Was Open”: This is the punchline. In 1904 Dublin slang, saying “the gate was open” (or “your shop door is open”) was a way of telling a man his trousers were unzipped.
   * By saying he caught a cold because “the gate was open,” Lenehan is making a lewd joke about being exposed, or perhaps implying that Molly Bloom is “open” to admirers (like Blazes Boylan). It’s a bit of “locker room” humor that punctures the high-brow talk of “muses.”
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The reference to Sallust and the “beastly dead” is a sharp, multi-layered jibe that connects Roman history to Stephen Dedalus’s personal trauma.
Etymology and History of Sallust
Sallust (Gaius Sallustius Crispus) was a major Roman historian from the 1st century BC.
* The Name: The name Sallustius likely comes from the Roman family name (gens) root sal-, which relates to “salt” or “wit” (sal), but it may also be linked to the Sabine word for “whole” or “sound.”
* The Reputation: Sallust was famous for his gritty, concise, and often cynical accounts of Roman corruption (such as the Conspiracy of Catiline).
* In Context: When the Professor says he is “in mourning for Sallust,” he is being a dramatic academic. He’s mourning the death of the “classical” style of history in a world now obsessed with “time is money” and newspaper headlines.
“Whose mother is beastly dead”
This is one of the most famous and cutting lines in Ulysses.
* The Source: It is a quote from Buck Mulligan, who said it to Stephen earlier in the book. Mulligan was complaining that Stephen’s brooding over his mother’s death was ruining the atmosphere. He called it “beastly,” which to Stephen was an unforgivable insult to his mother’s memory.
* The Irony: By dropping this line here, Joyce shows that even in the middle of a high-brow discussion about Roman historians, Stephen’s mind is haunted by his mother’s death. The “beastly” nature of the Roman “sewers” (cloacae) MacHugh mentioned earlier now blends with the “beastly” nature of death.
Etymology of Spleen
Lenehan pokes O’Madden Burke “mildly in the spleen.”
* Origin: From the Greek splēn (σπλήν).
* The Humors: In ancient and medieval medicine, the spleen was believed to be the seat of melancholy and anger (black bile).
* Modern Usage: By 1904, it was both an anatomical term and a metaphor for “ill temper” or “spite.”
* The Joke: Lenehan, the joker, pokes the man in the organ of “gloom” to force a laugh out of him. It’s a physical play on the idea of “venting one’s spleen.”
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This section captures the “Aeolus” office at its peak—puns flying, historical jibes being traded, and Lenehan finally landing his “wheeze.”
The “Strong Weakness” Oxymoron
You are exactly right; “strong weakness” is a classic oxymoron. In the Dublin of 1904, this was a common “Irishism”—a way of describing a sudden dizzy spell or a faintness that comes on with great force. Mr. O’Madden Burke uses it theatrically to pretend that Lenehan’s terrible pun has physically overwhelmed him.
Etymology and History of Bobrikoff
The mention of General Bobrikoff is a very “hot off the presses” reference for 1904. Nikolay Bobrikov was the Governor-General of Finland, which was then part of the Russian Empire.
* The Event: Just two days before the setting of Ulysses (June 16, 1904), Bobrikov was assassinated by Eugen Schauman in Helsinki.
* The Etymology: The name Bobrikoff (or Bobrikov) is Russian. It is derived from the root bobr (бобр), meaning “beaver.”
* The Jibe: J.J. O’Molloy is teasing Stephen and O’Madden Burke. Because they are wearing “loose ties” like French revolutionaries (Communards), he jokingly suggests they look like international assassins who just returned from killing the Russian governor.
Joe Miller: The Missing Piece of the Limerick
In Lenehan’s limerick, he asks, “I can’t see the Joe Miller. Can you?”
* Who was he? Joe Miller was an 18th-century English actor. After his death, a book called Joe Miller’s Jests was published.
* The Meaning: A “Joe Miller” became slang for a stale, old, or well-worn joke. Lenehan is being self-deprecating (or perhaps insulting MacHugh), asking if anyone can find the punchline in the “stale joke” of the professor’s appearance.
The Communards and the Bastille
* Communards: Members of the Paris Commune (1871), a radical socialist government. They were famous for their distinctive, “bohemian” dress—including the loose, floppy ties MacHugh points out.
* Bastille: The medieval fortress/prison in Paris. Its storming in 1789 triggered the French Revolution.
* Etymology of Bastille: It comes from the Old French bastide (fortress), which stems from the Provençal bastir (“to build”).
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This passage is the philosophical heart of the “Aeolus” chapter. Professor MacHugh is making a passionate, bitter defense of the “intellectual” spirit against the “material” power of empires.
The Materialism of Latin
MacHugh’s critique of Latin isn’t about the beauty of its poetry, but about its function.
* “Blatant Latin”: He calls it “blatant” (from the Latin blatare, “to babble” or “bark”) because he sees it as a language of command, not contemplation.
* “Time is Money”: He argues that the Roman mind (and the British mind) is transactional. Latin is the language of Law, Administration, and Tax. It is the language of the Dominus (Lord/Master).
* The Contrast: He pits this against Greek, which he views as the language of philosophy, spirit, and “lost causes.” To MacHugh, once a culture becomes “successful” (like Rome or Britain), it loses its imagination and becomes a machine.
Key References
* Lord Salisbury: Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury, was a three-time British Prime Minister. By grouping “Lord Jesus” with “Lord Salisbury,” MacHugh is mocking how the British have turned “Lordship” into a comfortable, political “sofa in a westend club” rather than a spiritual calling.
* “Lost Causes”: This is a direct nod to Ireland’s history. MacHugh claims the Irish are “loyal to lost causes” because there is more nobility in a beautiful failure than in a “vile” material success.
Etymology of Dominus
Since MacHugh spits out the word “Dominus!”, its history is worth noting:
* Origin: From the Latin domus (house).
* Meaning: It literally means “the master of the house.”
* Evolution: It gave us “Dominate,” “Domain,” and “Domineer.” MacHugh uses it to highlight that Latin is essentially the language of ownership.
Etymology of Marquess
The headline mentions a Marquess (Salisbury).
* Origin: From the Old French marquis, derived from marche (frontier/boundary).
* Meaning: Historically, a Marquess was a lord responsible for guarding the “marches”—the dangerous borderlands of a kingdom.
* In context: It is ironic here because Salisbury was the ultimate “insider” of the British Empire, far from the literal “marches,” sitting instead on his “sofa.”
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In this passage from James Joyce’s Ulysses (the “Aeolus” episode), the “riddle” is a bit of a trick. Within the literal dialogue, Lenehan announces he has a “brandnew riddle,” but before he can tell it, the conversation is swept away by Myles Crawford’s entrance and the talk of the Roman Empire.
However, the “riddle” exists on two levels:
1. The Interrupted Riddle
Lenehan is the “court jester” of the group. Later in the chapter, he finally gets to tell his riddle. It is:
> “What opera is like a railway line?”
> Answer: The Rose of Castile (The rows of cast steel).
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In this specific moment, the “riddle” serves as a narrative device to show how chaotic and fast-paced the newspaper office is—Lenehan tries to perform, but the serious (and cynical) talk of politics and “Empire” drowns him out.
2. The Symbolic Riddle: “The Calumet of Peace”
The section title “The Calumet of Peace” refers to a Peace Pipe. The “riddle” Joyce is posing to the reader involves the contrast between the ritual of sharing cigarettes (the peace pipe) and the bitter reality of Irish life under British rule:
* The Fat in the Fire: J.J. O’Molloy and Myles Crawford are discussing the “riddle” of their own existence. The Roman Empire (Imperium romanum) is the noble ghost of the past, but the “riddle” of the present is that they are living in a dying British colony.
* The Snowball in Hell: The “riddle” of their future is that they have no chance of success. They are the “fat” being consumed by the “fire” of history.

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You’ve hit the nail on the head regarding the “Aeolus” chapter. Joyce structured it like a newspaper, using those bold “headlines” (like THE CALUMET OF PEACE) to mimic the shifting, breathless style of the press.
Here is the breakdown of the terms and that infamous pun.
Etymology of Calumet
The word calumet refers to the ceremonial “peace pipe” used by Indigenous peoples of North America.
* Origin: It comes from the French word calumet, which is a diminutive of the Old French calam (reed or pipe).
* Deeper Root: This traces back to the Latin calamus (reed) and the Greek kalamos.
* In context: Joyce uses the term ironically. In the newspaper office, the “peace pipe” is just the constant, nervous sharing of cigarettes among men who are actually quite agitated and cynical about their political situation.
Etymology of Castile
Castile refers to the historical region in central Spain.
* Origin: It comes from the Spanish Castilla, derived from the Latin castella, meaning “land of castles.” * Cultural impact: Because Castile was a powerhouse of trade, its name became attached to high-quality products, most notably Castile soap (originally made with olive oil from that region).
The “Rose of Castile” Riddle
Lenehan’s riddle—”What opera is like a railway line?”—is one of the most famous (and groan-worthy) puns in Ulysses.
* The Opera: The Rose of Castille was a popular light opera by Michael William Balfe (a Dublin-born composer, which adds to the local flavor).
* The Pun: When spoken aloud with a Dublin accent, “The Rose of Castile” sounds identical to “The rows of cast steel” (referring to the train tracks).
* The “Aeolus” Connection: The chapter is obsessed with movement, wind, and machines. The “rows of cast steel” mirror the rhythmic clanging of the printing presses in the building and the tram lines outside in the Dublin streets.
It highlights the “windy” nature of the characters: they are full of clever wordplay and “hot air,” but like a train on a track, they are often just going in circles within their own rhetoric.

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In the context of Ulysses, naming this chapter after Aeolus is Joyce at his most mischievous. It perfectly sets the stage for a chapter set in a newspaper office—a place literally and figuratively full of “hot air.”
Etymology of Aeolus
The name comes from the Ancient Greek Aiolos (Αἴολος).
* The Literal Meaning: The Greek adjective aiolos means “quick-moving,” “nimble,” or “shifting/variegated.” It was often used to describe the shimmering quality of light or the rapid movement of the wind.
* The Mythology: In Homer’s Odyssey, Aeolus is the “Keeper of the Winds.” He lives on the floating island of Aeolia. He gifts Odysseus a leather bag containing all the winds to help him get home, but Odysseus’s crew—thinking the bag contains gold—opens it while he sleeps. The released winds blow the ship all the way back to where they started.
Why it fits the Newspaper Office
Joyce uses the “shifting/variegated” nature of the name to mirror the newspaper environment in several ways:
* The “Windy” Orators: The journalists and hangers-on (like Lenehan and Crawford) are constantly “blowing” rhetoric, gossip, and puns. They are masters of speech that, like the wind, is powerful but often lacks substance.
* The Printing Press: The literal “wind” in the chapter is the gust of air from the heavy machinery and the “pneumatic” sounds of the office.
* The Frustrated Journey: Just as Aeolus’s winds blew Odysseus off course, the distractions, headlines, and “hot air” in this chapter prevent Leopold Bloom from successfully placing his advertisement. He is “blown” about by the whims of the editor.

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This passage is a masterclass in Joyce’s “Aeolus” style—high-brow academic roasting mixed with low-brow Dublin wit. The central theme here is the contrast between spiritual aspiration (the Jews/Greeks) and material plumbing (the Romans/English).
Elaborating on the Terms
* Cloacae: Latin for “sewers.” The Cloaca Maxima was one of the world’s earliest sewage systems, located in Rome. Professor MacHugh is being deeply insulting here, suggesting that while other cultures built altars to God, the Romans (and by extension, the British) only cared about where to put their waste.
* “It is meet to be here”: This is a deliberate echo of the New Testament (specifically the Transfiguration, Matthew 17:4), where Peter says to Jesus, “Lord, it is good for us to be here.” The word “meet” is archaic English for “fitting” or “proper.” MacHugh uses it to mock the Romans: instead of a holy epiphany, they just find a “fitting” spot for a toilet (watercloset).
* “First chapter of Guinness’s”: A classic Dublin joke. Instead of the first chapter of Genesis (the Bible), Lenehan refers to Guinness, the famous Irish stout. He’s suggesting the “running stream” the Irish ancestors loved wasn’t just nature—it was drink.
Pontius Pilate: The Prophet of Law
J.J. O’Molloy defends Rome by mentioning Roman Law, which is the foundation of Western legal systems. MacHugh’s retort—”And Pontius Pilate is its prophet”—is a stinging critique.
* The Point: Pilate was the Roman prefect who presided over the trial of Jesus. He famously “washed his hands” of the matter, allowing an innocent man to be executed to maintain civil order.
* The Subtext: MacHugh is saying that Roman/British law isn’t about “justice”; it’s about cold, bureaucratic administration that kills the spirit to keep the “sewers” running.
Donegal Tweed & O’Madden Burke
* Donegal Tweed: A high-quality, hand-woven woolen fabric from County Donegal, Ireland. It is known for its “heathered” look—flecks of different colors (like moss, gorse, and earth) woven into the grey. By dressing O’Madden Burke in “copious” Donegal tweed, Joyce marks him as a “gentleman” of the Irish middle class, perhaps a bit pompous.
* O’Madden Burke: A real-life Dublin figure of the time. In the book, he represents the “Notoriety” mentioned. He is a local “character”—well-spoken, well-dressed, but essentially a fixture of the city’s bars and offices.
“Entrez, mes enfants!”
This is French for “Come in, my children!” Lenehan, ever the performer, uses French to sound sophisticated and welcoming. It adds to the “windy” atmosphere of the office where everyone is trying to out-talk or out-culture one another.

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Since you mentioned J.J. O’Molloy was just getting into the story of Chief Baron Palles, it’s worth noting how that fits into the “Aeolus” theme of failed oratory. Palles was a legendary Irish judge, and O’Molloy (a struggling lawyer) views him with almost religious awe.
The Legend of Chief Baron Palles
Christopher Palles was the “Last of the Barons,” a man of terrifyingly precise legal mind.
* The Reputation: He was famous for being so obsessed with the “letter of the law” that he once reportedly found himself in a legal dilemma about whether he could legally pay for his own dinner at a university function.
* The Irony: O’Molloy tries to tell a story about Palles’s brilliance, but—fittingly for this chapter—he is constantly interrupted. The “wind” of the office (the arrival of Stephen Dedalus and the banter of the others) blows his serious legal anecdote off course.
Etymology of Tweed
Since O’Madden Burke arrived in that “copious grey of Donegal tweed,” the history of the fabric adds a layer to his character:
* Origin: It was originally called “tweel” (the Scots word for twill).
* The Legend of the Error: Around 1830, a London merchant received a letter from a firm in Hawick, Scotland, regarding some “tweels.” The merchant misread the handwriting as “tweed,” likely associating it with the River Tweed which flows through the Scottish Borders.
* The Branding: The name stuck. It became the definitive term for the rough, unfinished woolen fabric. By having Burke wear Donegal tweed (the Irish version), Joyce is subtly signaling a brand of rugged, middle-class Irish identity.
“Youth led by Experience visits Notoriety”
This is O’Madden Burke’s “headline-worthy” introduction for Stephen Dedalus (Youth) and himself (Experience) as they visit the Editor (Notoriety).
* The “Riddle” of Stephen: Stephen has just come from the beach (the “Proteus” episode) and is carrying a poem he wrote. He is the “suppliant” seeking to have his work noticed.
* The Layout: Just like a newspaper, these characters are “typeset” into their roles: the Cynic (Crawford), the Jester (Lenehan), the Scholar (MacHugh), and now the Poet (Stephen).
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In this snippet, we see the collision of high art (Stephen’s poetry), low humor (Lenehan’s riddle), and the mundane reality of the newspaper office.
“Bit torn off?”
When the editor asks, “Who tore it? Was he short taken?”, he is making a crude joke. To be “short taken” is a 1904 slang term for having a sudden, urgent need to use the toilet. He’s suggesting that Garrett Deasy (the headmaster from the second chapter) was so desperate for toilet paper that he tore a piece off his own letter. This ties back to Professor MacHugh’s earlier obsession with cloacae (sewers).
The Verse: The “Pale Vampire”
The four lines Stephen is thinking of are actually from a poem he composed earlier that morning on the beach in the “Proteus” episode.
> On swift sail flaming / From storm and south / He comes, pale vampire, / Mouth to my mouth.
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* The Meaning: This is Stephen’s highly dramatic, “Swinburnian” poetry. The “vampire” represents several things: death, the ghost of his mother, and perhaps even the “vampiric” nature of history and the British Empire sucking the life out of Ireland.
* The Contrast: While Stephen is lost in these dark, romantic thoughts of vampires and “mouth to mouth” kisses, the men around him are talking about… Foot and Mouth disease.
“Bullockbefriending Bard”
The “typed sheets” Stephen hands over are not his poetry, but a letter written by Garrett Deasy about Foot and Mouth disease (a cattle virus).
* Bullock: A young bull or steer.
* Bard: A poet.
* The Irony: Professor Mac

The Mockery of Rhetoric


The etymology of Ballsbridge (a wealthy suburb in Dublin) is actually quite literal, though it has nothing to do with the “balls” you might be thinking of!
The Origin: Bailli’s Bridge
The name is derived from Mr. Bridgett Ball, a prominent local merchant who owned the land in the mid-17th century.
* The Person: Bridgett Ball built a stone bridge over the River Dodder around 1650 to provide access to his property and the local linen mills.
* The Evolution: Over time, “Ball’s Bridge” became the accepted name for both the structure and the surrounding district.
In the Context of Ulysses
Since you’re reading the Aeolus episode of James Joyce’s Ulysses, the mention of the Horse Show at Ballsbridge is historically spot-on. The Royal Dublin Society (RDS) moved its headquarters to Ballsbridge in 1879, and by 1904 (the year the novel is set), the August Horse Show was already the social pinnacle of the Irish summer.
Bloom’s internal monologue about “Tourists over for the show” highlights his constant focus on the advertising potential of high-traffic events.

In this passage, Joyce captures the quiet dignity of the “dayfather”—a traditional printing term—through Bloom’s empathetic, observant lens. Bloom’s mental inventory of Old Monks’ life (from “found drowned” notices to a “daughter working the machine”) is a classic example of his tendency to humanize everyone he encounters.
The Printing Term: Dayfather
In the world of 1904 newspaper publishing, a Dayfather (and his counterpart, the Nightfather) was the chapel father or the union shop steward for the typesetters and compositors.
* He was the person responsible for mediating between the workmen and the management.
* The title carries a sense of seniority and paternal authority within the “chapel” (the printing office).
Bloom’s Projections
Bloom sees Monks as a “sober serious man,” projecting a life of stability onto him. This contrasts sharply with the chaotic, loud environment of the Freeman’s Journal office. Bloom’s mention of the “savingsbank” and the “daughter… no damn nonsense” reflects his own preoccupation with financial security and his complicated thoughts about his own daughter, Milly.

This section is one of the most poignant in the Aeolus episode, as the mechanical action of a typesetter triggers a deep, ancestral memory for Bloom.
The Mirror of Type
Bloom watches the typesetter “distributing type”—putting individual metal letters back into their cases. Because printing type is a physical mirror image, the compositor must read it backward.
* “mangiD kcirtaP”: This is “Patrick Dignam” (the man whose funeral Bloom just attended) seen in reverse.
* This visual reversal immediately connects in Bloom’s mind to Hebrew script, which is read right-to-left.
The Passover Memories
Bloom recalls his father, Rudolph, reading from the Haggadah (the text for the Passover Seder). His stream of consciousness mixes several elements of the ritual:
* The Exodus: He confuses the phrasing slightly (“house of bondage” usually refers to Egypt itself, which they left).
* The Shema: He catches himself on a liturgical error. The Shema is the central declaration of Jewish faith, not specifically the Passover story.
* “Chad Gadya” (One Little Goat): He summarizes the cumulative nursery rhyme sung at the end of the Seder. While he calls it “silly,” his conclusion is quintessential Bloom: “it’s everybody eating everyone else. That’s what life is after all.” He turns a religious parable into a Darwinian observation on the struggle for survival.
The “Double Four”
Bloom’s practical side returns as he plans his next move. The number 2844 was indeed the real-world phone number for the Evening Telegraph in 1904. His mention of Citron refers to Casper Citron, a real member of the Dublin Jewish community who lived at 28 St. Kevin’s Parade. Bloom often uses these personal associations as mnemonic devices.

It is easy to see why your brain made a connection between “Shema Israel” and “Shemaroo”—they sound remarkably similar! However, they come from entirely different worlds.
1. What is a Passover Seder?
In the text, Bloom is remembering his father reading the “hagadah book” (Haggadah). This happens during a Seder, which is the ritual feast that marks the beginning of Passover.
* The Meaning: “Seder” literally means “Order” in Hebrew. It’s called this because there are 15 specific steps (the order) to the meal.
* The Story: It commemorates the Exodus—the story of the Israelites escaping slavery in Egypt.
* The Experience: It’s not just a dinner; it’s an interactive retelling. You eat Matzah (unleavened bread) because the Israelites left so quickly their bread didn’t have time to rise, and Bitter Herbs to remember the bitterness of slavery.
* The Song: When Bloom mentions the “lamb and the cat and the dog,” he is thinking of Chad Gadya, a playful song sung at the end of the Seder that describes a chain of events (a bit like “The House That Jack Built”).
2. What is Shemaroo?
While “Shema” is a Hebrew word, Shemaroo is a famous Indian media and entertainment company.
* The Origin: It was founded in 1962 by the Maroo brothers (Buddhichand, Atul, and Raman) in Mumbai.
* The Name: It is actually an acronym of the founders’ and their partner’s names (the Sheth family and the Maroo family).
* Connection to Joyce: There is no linguistic connection between the Shema (the Jewish prayer) and Shemaroo. One is a 3,000-year-old declaration of faith, and the other is a 60-year-old powerhouse of Bollywood cinema!
3. What is the Shema?
Bloom mentions: “Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu.”
This is the Shema Yisrael, the most important prayer in Judaism. It translates to: “Hear, O Israel: The Lord is our God, the Lord is One.” Bloom gets slightly confused in his thoughts, realizing this prayer is the daily declaration of faith rather than the specific story of Passover.

Passover (or Pesach in Hebrew) is one of the most important Jewish holidays. It celebrates the Exodus—the story of the Israelites escaping slavery in ancient Egypt around 3,000 years ago.
In the Ulysses passage you shared, Bloom is remembering this holiday because he sees a typesetter reading backward, which reminds him of his father reading the Hebrew Haggadah (the book used during Passover).
Why is it called “Passover”?
According to the biblical story, God sent ten plagues to convince the Egyptian Pharaoh to free the Israelites. For the final plague, the “Angel of Death” was sent to kill the firstborn in Egypt. The Israelites were told to mark their doorposts with the blood of a lamb so that the angel would “pass over” their homes, sparing their children.
Key Traditions Bloom Mentions:
* The Seder: The ritual meal where the story is told.
* Reading Backwards: Hebrew is read from right to left, which is why Bloom’s father read with his “finger” moving “backwards” across the page.
* The “Haggadah”: The book that contains the order of the service, the story, and the songs.
* Unleavened Bread (Matzah): The Israelites left in such a hurry that their bread didn’t have time to rise. To remember this, Jewish people eat flat, cracker-like matzah and avoid “leaven” (yeast/rising agents) for the duration of the holiday.
Bloom’s “Everyone eating everyone else”
Bloom is specifically recalling a song called Chad Gadya (“One Little Goat”). It’s a cumulative song (like “The House That Jack Built”) where a cat eats a goat, a dog bites the cat, a stick beats the dog, and so on, until the Angel of Death appears. While it’s meant to be a teaching tool for children about God’s ultimate justice, Bloom—ever the realist—sees it as a metaphor for the harsh cycle of nature.


In this passage, Bloom is physically moving through the newspaper building, and his senses are working overtime—from the “heavy greasy smell” of the printer’s ink to the citrus scent of the soap in his pocket.
The Name: Ned Lambert
Unlike Ballsbridge, which has a geographical etymology, Ned Lambert is a personal name. In the world of Ulysses, Joyce based many characters on real Dubliners.
* Ned (Edward): This is a diminutive of Edward. The name comes from the Old English Eadweard, meaning “Rich Guard” or “Wealthy Guardian” (ead = wealth/fortune, weard = guardian).
* Lambert: This is a surname of Germanic origin (Landberht). It breaks down into land (“land” or “territory”) and berht (“bright” or “famous”). So, the surname effectively means “Bright Land.”
The Real Person: Joyce based the character on Edward (Ned) Lambert, who worked at the South City Markets in Dublin. In the novel, he is a friend of the Bloom/Dedalus circle and is known for his sense of humor—which explains the “sudden screech of laughter” Bloom hears coming from the office.
The Soap “Sticky” Note
Bloom’s preoccupation with the soap is a running gag throughout the novel. He bought it earlier in the morning (in the Lotus Eaters episode) at Sweny’s pharmacy. It is lemon-scented, which is why he thinks “Citronlemon?”—a nice pun on his friend Citron’s name and the soap’s actual scent. He is terrified of losing it or it melting in his pocket!

In this section of the Aeolus episode, Bloom enters the office of the Evening Telegraph, where a group of Dublin’s “wits” and journalists are gathered.
Thom’s Directory
Before he enters, Bloom mentions: “Lukewarm glue in Thom’s next door when I was there.”
Thom’s Official Directory was (and still is) a legendary Dublin institution. It was a massive annual publication that listed every householder, business, and official in the city.
* Bloom worked there briefly as a clerk.
* His memory of the “lukewarm glue” refers to the bookbinding process. In 1904, books were bound using animal-based glues that had to be kept warm in pots to stay liquid.
The Group Inside
When Bloom “enters softly,” he finds a group including Ned Lambert, Simon Dedalus (Stephen’s father), and Professor MacHugh. They aren’t working; they are gossiping and mocking a pretentious piece of writing in a newspaper.
This setting creates a sharp contrast:
* Bloom: Practical, quiet, focused on his lemon soap and his advertising deal.
* The Others: Loud, performative, and obsessed with rhetoric and historical “glory.”
Bloom’s Paranoia
He thinks: “What perfume does your wife use? I could go home still… Just to see: before: dressing. No.” This is a flicker of Bloom’s ongoing anxiety about his wife, Molly, and her upcoming “rehearsal” with Blazes Boylan later that afternoon. He considers rushing home to check on her, but his sense of duty to his job (the “tram” and the phone call) wins out for now.

Inside the office, the atmosphere is thick with cigar smoke and mocking laughter. Ned Lambert is holding a newspaper and reading a particularly “flowery” and over-the-top description of Ireland’s scenery.
The Mockery of Rhetoric
The passage Lambert is laughing at is a real piece of journalism from the time. It describes the mountains and trees as if they were ancient gods. The group—mostly Simon Dedalus and Professor MacHugh—finds the high-flown, dramatic language ridiculous.
* Simon Dedalus (Stephen’s father) is the king of the “eye-roll.” He is witty, cynical, and has very little patience for bad writing or pretension.
* Professor MacHugh is a scholar of the classics. He keeps comparing Dublin to ancient Rome and Greece, usually to point out how much smaller and “grubbier” Dublin is in comparison.
Bloom’s Entrance
Bloom enters “softly,” trying not to disturb the big personalities in the room. He is the ultimate outsider here:
* They are interested in Art and Oratory (fancy speaking).
* Bloom is interested in Business and Physics (the smell of the glue, the mechanics of the press).
While they laugh at the newspaper, Bloom is focused on his practical mission: using the telephone to track down Alexander Keyes to finalize an ad for a tea merchant.

It’s a hilarious moment because the writing is so incredibly “extra.” Ned Lambert is reading from a piece by a journalist named Dan Dawson, and he can barely get the words out through his laughter.
The “Purple Prose”
Here is the flowery description that has them in stitches:
> “The ghost of the cowshed,” Ned Lambert laughed. “Listen to this! ‘The sun’s gorgeous orb, seating himself on his western cloud-pavilioned throne…'”
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Simon Dedalus interrupts him almost immediately:
— “Give us a spell of rest!”
But Ned continues, mocking the description of the Irish landscape:
> “’The silvery cascade… the towering peaks of the Galtees… the giant trees of the forest… the dark blue waters of the Liffey…’”
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Why are they laughing?
* Over-the-Top Imagery: Calling the sun a “gorgeous orb” sitting on a “cloud-pavilioned throne” is what we call Purple Prose—writing that is so descriptive and ornate that it becomes tacky.
* The Reality Check: These men are sitting in a gritty, noisy, ink-stained newspaper office in the middle of a dirty city. The contrast between Dawson’s “silvery cascades” and the actual “dark blue” (usually muddy brown) Liffey river is too much for them to handle.
* Simon’s Wit: Simon Dedalus suggests that Dan Dawson must have been “on the bottle” (drunk) to write such nonsense.
Bloom’s Reaction
While they are howling with laughter, Bloom is standing by, thinking about the logistics. He isn’t interested in whether the prose is good or bad; he’s thinking about the space it takes up on the page and the man who wrote it. He’s the only one in the room not performing for an audience.

This section is a masterclass in Joyce’s “Aeolus” style—it’s full of wind, hot air, and theatrical mockery. The title itself is a parody of a patriotic poem, setting the stage for the “high-falutin” nonsense that follows.
The Mockery of Dan Dawson
Ned Lambert is still reading that flowery speech by Dan Dawson. He hits the phrase “overarching leafage,” but in his laughter, it sounds like “overarsing,” which sends the room into fits.
* Simon Dedalus’s Verdict: He dryly remarks that Dawson must be “changing his drink.” In Simon’s world, such bad writing can only be explained by a transition from steady drinking to complete intoxication.
* The Cicero Joke: When Bloom asks what they are reading, Professor MacHugh sarcastically calls it a “fragment of Cicero.” This is a high-brow insult; he’s comparing a local hack journalist’s purple prose to the greatest orator of Ancient Rome.
Bloom’s Mental “Subleader”
While the others laugh, Bloom’s mind wanders to Ned Lambert’s family tree. He thinks about Hedges Eyre Chatterton, a real-life Irish judge who was indeed very old in 1904.
* “Subleader for his death written this long time”: Bloom knows how newspapers work. When a famous person is very old, the paper writes their obituary (the “subleader”) in advance so they can print it the second the person “kicks out.”
* “Gale days”: These were the traditional days in Ireland for paying rent or collecting interest. Bloom assumes Ned stays friendly with his uncle just to get a “shaky cheque” on those days.
Professor MacHugh’s Biscuits
Joyce gives us a great visual of the Professor:
* He is “nibbling” on a water biscuit (a plain, thin cracker).
* The “crescent” shape shows he’s eating it slowly, bit by bit, as he looks out the window. It’s a dry, dusty snack for a dry, academic man.

Ned Lambert finally reaches the “grand finale” of Dan Dawson’s speech, and the reaction from the group is pure Dublin cynicism.
The “Short but to the Point” Conclusion
Ned reads the closing lines, which are just as over-the-top as the beginning, full of “patriotic” fluff about the beauty of Ireland.
* The “Spasm”: Ned calls the ending a “spasm,” suggesting the writing is like a physical fit of melodrama.
* The Reaction: The room erupts because the prose is so disconnected from the reality of 1904 Ireland—a country under British rule, struggling with poverty and a “paralyzed” culture.
Bloom’s Economic Eye
While the others are caught up in the style of the speech, Bloom is caught up in the money. He thinks about the “Windfall when he kicks out.” * Gale Days: In the 1900s, “Gale Days” (usually March 25th and September 29th) were the days when tenants had to pay their rent. Bloom imagines Ned Lambert waiting for these days to get a “shaky cheque” from his wealthy, ancient uncle, Hedges Eyre Chatterton.
* “Johnny, make room for your uncle”: This is a line from a popular music-hall song of the era. Bloom is essentially soundtracking his own thoughts with the pop hits of the day.
The “Dayfather” vs. The “Wits”
There is a great contrast here between Old Monks (the Dayfather you read about earlier), who actually set the type for these speeches, and these men who just sit around and mock them. Bloom is the bridge between the two; he understands the labor of the print shop and the vanity of the writers.

In this exchange, Bloom manages to deflate the entire room’s ego with one single, practical question: “Whose land?”
The “Whose” Question
While the others are laughing at the beauty of the speech, Bloom—the son of an immigrant and a man who deals in real estate ads—asks the most political question possible in 1904 Ireland.
* At this time, the “Land Question” (who actually owned the soil of Ireland—the Irish tenants or the British landlords?) was the biggest issue in the country.
* Professor MacHugh loves this. He calls it a “most pertinent question” because it shifts the joke from the writing to the politics.
J. J. O’Molloy Enters
We meet a new character here: J. J. O’Molloy.
* Who he is: He was once a brilliant lawyer with a promising career, but he is now “falling” in life, struggling with ill health and money problems.
* The Interaction: The way Bloom says “I beg yours” and moves “nimbly aside” shows his constant desire to be polite and stay out of the way. He is literally hit in the back by the door—a physical metaphor for how Bloom is often “pushed” around by the more dominant personalities in Dublin.
The 1904 Office Atmosphere
The dialogue is quick and “staccato,” mirroring the noise of the newspaper office.
* “Good day, Jack.”
* “How are you, Dedalus?”
* “Well. And yourself?”
* “J. J. O’Molloy shook his head.”
That silent head-shake from O’Molloy tells the reader everything: he is not “well.” He is likely looking for a loan or a bit of work, a stark contrast to the loud, laughing Ned Lambert.

Spot on! You’ve nailed the musical terminology. If legato is the smooth, flowing connection of notes, staccato is its sharp, detached, and “pointy” opposite.
In this chapter, Joyce is essentially writing a “musical” score for the office. He uses staccato dialogue to mimic the rhythmic, percussive sounds of the printing presses (the “clanking noises” Bloom heard earlier).
The “Staccato” of the Office
Look at how the dialogue is broken up:
* “Good day, Jack.” (Short)
* “Come in. Come in.” (Sharp)
* “Good day.” (Brief)
Each line is like a quick, detached note played on a piano. It captures the frantic, “windy” energy of a newspaper office where nobody has time for long, flowing (legato) sentences.
Peter Schmeichel?
I noticed you mentioned “Peter Schmies.” If you’re thinking of the legendary goalkeeper Peter Schmeichel, that’s a great mental link! Just as a goalkeeper’s movements are often explosive and “staccato” (sudden dives, sharp kicks) rather than a smooth, “legato” dance, the atmosphere here in the Telegraph office is one of sudden interruptions and sharp wit.
J.J. O’Molloy’s “Legato” Sadness
While the room is full of staccato laughter, J.J. O’Molloy brings a slower, heavier mood. When he “shakes his head” instead of speaking, he breaks the fast rhythm. He is the “melancholy” note in the middle of a loud, brassy song.



Bloom’s exit is a classic piece of physical comedy, and your sharp eye for the “comb” and “welshcomb” earlier pays off here as we see Lenehan perform a “staccato” dance of mockery.The Mockery: “Small Nines” and “Spaugs”As Bloom hurries toward Bachelor’s Walk (the name of the street itself is a bit of “Light” irony for the married Bloom), the newsboys follow him, mimicking his walk.
• “Small nines”: This refers to Bloom’s shoe size. He has relatively small feet for a man, leading to his specific, rhythmic “nimbly” gait.
• “Flat spaugs”: “Spaug” is a “Heavy,” earthy Irish-English word (from the Irish spág) meaning a big, clumsy foot or a paw. Lenehan is mocking Bloom’s feet as he mimics his walk.
• “Steal upon larks”: This describes Bloom’s quiet, cautious way of moving—as if he’s trying to catch birds without scaring them.Lenehan’s “Mazurka”Lenehan doesn’t just talk; he performs. He does a mazurka (a lively Polish folk dance) across the office floor to caricature Bloom.
• Schmies Analysis: This is a High-Kinetic moment. Lenehan is taking Bloom’s “Heavy” earnestness and turning it into a “Light,” mocking dance.
• “My rib risible!”: Lenehan’s way of saying “That cracks me up!” or “My funny bone!”The “Aero” NewsboysThe image of the newsboy zigzagging behind Bloom with a “white kite” (a newspaper) is the perfect visual for the Aeolus theme.
• The newspaper is no longer a “Heavy” source of information; it’s a “Light” toy, a kite tossing in the wind, mimicking Bloom’s own fluttering coat-tails.The Editor’s JingleMyles Crawford is “pretty well on” (drunk).
The Keys: Note the sound of his jingling keys. This creates a “Staccato” sonic link to the Alexander Keyes ad Bloom is chasing. While Bloom is obsessed with the idea of keys, Crawford just jingles the real ones in his pocket, ready to lock up and go to the pub.
The Oval: This was a real pub on Middle Abbey Street, a famous haunt for newsmen.The “Matches” MysteryJ.J. O’Molloy’s closing question—”Who has the most matches?”—is a “Heavy” callback.
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The Winds of Aeolus: A Deep Dive into Joyce’s Dublin
The Etymology of Ned Lambert
In the world of Ulysses, Joyce based many characters on real Dubliners. Unlike geographical names, Ned Lambert is a personal name that carries its own ancestral “weight.”
* Ned (Edward): A diminutive of Edward, stemming from the Old English Eadweard, meaning “Rich Guard” or “Wealthy Guardian” (ead = wealth/fortune, weard = guardian).
* Lambert: A surname of Germanic origin (Landberht), breaking down into land (“territory”) and berht (“bright” or “famous”). Effectively, it means “Bright Land.”
The real-life inspiration was Edward (Ned) Lambert, who worked at the South City Markets. His presence in the Evening Telegraph office brings a sense of humor that cuts through the “heavy greasy smell” of the print works.
Thom’s Directory and the Printing House
Bloom mentions the “lukewarm glue in Thom’s next door.” Thom’s Official Directory was a legendary Dublin institution, a massive annual publication listing every householder and business in the city. Bloom’s memory of the glue refers to the 1904 bookbinding process, where animal-based glues were kept warm in pots to remain liquid—a “heavy” tactile detail in a chapter full of “light” air.
The Mockery of “Purple Prose”
Inside the office, Ned Lambert reads a flowery description of Ireland’s scenery by journalist Dan Dawson. The group—including Simon Dedalus and Professor MacHugh—finds the ornate language ridiculous.
In the Schmies classification of word weights:
* Legato Words: Dawson’s prose is full of “heavy, connected, flowing” words like meanderings, overarching, and pensive.
* Staccato Reality: The men rip this apart with sharp, short, biting comments. Simon Dedalus dryly remarks that Dawson must be “changing his drink,” suggesting such bad writing is the result of intoxication.
The “Whose Land?” Question
Bloom deflates the room’s ego with a single, practical question: “Whose land?” While the others laugh at the style of the speech, Bloom—the son of an immigrant—asks the most political question possible in 1904. This was the era of the “Land Question,” concerning whether the Irish tenants or British landlords owned the soil. Professor MacHugh calls this a “most pertinent question,” shifting the joke from aesthetics to cold reality.
J.J. O’Molloy and the “Staccato” Office
The entrance of J.J. O’Molloy, a once-brilliant lawyer now in decline, changes the rhythm. The dialogue becomes staccato—short, detached, and “pointy.”
* “Good day, Jack.”
* “Come in. Come in.”
* “Good day.”
This mimics the clicking of the type and the rapid-fire banter of the journalists. O’Molloy himself brings a “heavy” emotional contrast; his “hectic flush” (a sign of tuberculosis) and “debts of honour” suggest a man sinking under pressure.
The “Pedagogue” and the “Cockerel”
When the editor, Myles Crawford, bursts in, he is described with bird-like imagery: a “scarlet beaked face” and a “comb of feathery hair.”
* The Comb: While Simon Dedalus performs a “welshcomb” (using fingers as a comb), Crawford possesses a “cock’s comb,” marking him as the aggressive “Cock of the Walk.”
* Pedagogue Etymology: Crawford calls MacHugh a “bloody old pedagogue.” Originally, in Ancient Greece, a paidagōgos was a slave who led children to school. While it has shifted today to a positive term for an expert in education, in 1904 it was a “staccato” insult for someone dry and pedantic.
The Eolian Harp
The section titled “O, HARP EOLIAN!” provides a gritty contrast to Greek poetry. An Aeolian harp is played by the wind; here, the “music” is the sound of Professor MacHugh flossing his teeth. The “bingbang, bangbang” is the staccato sound of the floss, undercutting the fancy “light” talk of the office.
Wexford and Lenehan Etymologies
As newsboys sing “The Boys of Wexford,” we find “heavy” linguistic fossils:
* Wexford: From Old Norse Veisafjörðr, meaning “The Fjord of the Muddy Flats.”
* Lenehan: From the Irish Leannán, meaning “lover” or “sweetheart.” Joyce uses this ironically, as Lenehan is a “leech” or hanger-on who only loves a good horse-racing tip.
The Final Collision
Bloom’s exit is a piece of physical comedy. Mocked by Lenehan for his “small nines” (shoe size) and his “cautious” walk, Bloom hurries toward Bachelor’s Walk to finalize the Alexander Keyes ad.
While the newsboys zigzag behind him like “mocking kites,” the Editor, Myles Crawford, prepares to head to the pub. The jingle of Crawford’s keys in his pocket serves as a sonic link to Bloom’s “Keyes” ad—the editor holds the literal keys, while Bloom is left chasing the symbolic ones.
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While the “wits” in the office are busy with their staccato jokes, Bloom is trapped in a legato loop of social anxiety.
* The Door in the Back: When J.J. O’Molloy enters and the door hits Bloom “in the small of the back,” it isn’t just a physical bump. For Bloom, it’s a reminder of his place in the Dublin hierarchy—constantly in the way, yet overlooked.
* The “Shaky Cheque”: Bloom’s fixation on Ned Lambert’s wealthy uncle and the “windfall” isn’t just greed; it’s the paranoia of the precarious middle class. He is constantly calculating the “weight” of everyone’s bank account to understand their social power.
* The “Capering” Mockery: Bloom is acutely aware of how he is perceived. When Lenehan mimics his “nimbly” walk, Bloom doesn’t see it, but he feels the atmospheric pressure of the room’s judgment. He knows he is a “Small Nine”—a man of small stature and “foreign” origins trying to navigate a “Heavy” Irish-Catholic world.
The “Weathercock” Anxiety
Bloom’s observation that newsmen are “Weathercocks” who “veer about” reflects his own fear of instability.
* Schmies Analysis: To Bloom, the world is Low-Friction. People change their minds, loyalties, and “stories” based on the wind. This creates a sense of paranoia; if everything is “Light” and shifting, there is nothing “Heavy” or “Solid” for him to hold onto.
Physicality vs. Thought
Even the mention of “Shite and onions” by Simon Dedalus hits Bloom differently. While the others laugh, Bloom processes the “Gritty” reality of it. He is the one who notices the “unwashed teeth” and the “hectic flush” of disease. His paranoia is a form of Hyper-Observation—he sees the terminal “Finis” in O’Molloy’s face because he is always looking for the “Heavy” truth behind the “Light” banter.

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THE WINDS OF AEOLUS: A COMPREHENSIVE RECONSTRUCTION
Date: February 7, 2026
I. The Threshold: Ned Lambert and the “Bright Land”
The scene opens in the heart of the Evening Telegraph office, a place defined by the “heavy greasy smell” of printers’ ink and the constant “clanking” of the machines. We begin with Ned Lambert. The etymology of his name provides the first “Heavy” anchor of the day. Ned (Edward) derives from the Old English Eadweard, meaning “Rich Guard” (ead = wealth, weard = guardian). His surname, Lambert, is Germanic (Landberht), combining land (“territory”) and berht (“bright”). Together, he stands as the “Bright Guardian of the Land,” a fitting name for the man holding the newspaper, mocking the “purple prose” of Dan Dawson.
Adjacent to this office is Thom’s Official Directory, the massive 1904 census of Dublin. Bloom’s mind drifts to the “lukewarm glue” used in the binding process. In the Schmies classification, this glue is a Viscous Anchor—it represents the physical labor that holds the “Light” words of the city together.
II. The Battle of Prose: Legato vs. Staccato
Ned Lambert reads from Dan Dawson’s speech, a masterpiece of “inflation” and “bombast.”
> “The music of the spheres… the meanderings of the overarching heavens…”
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The Schmies Analysis: Dawson’s prose is Legato-Excessive. It uses high-velocity, low-mass words like translucent, transcendent, and effulgence. These are “Airy” words that take up space but lack structural density.
The reaction from the men in the office is a sharp Staccato rejection. Simon Dedalus, blowing out his “bushy moustache,” provides the “Heavy” reality check: “Shite and onions! Life is too short.” This is the “Doric” style—rustic, sharp, and grounded in the physical body.
III. Bloom’s Paranoia and the “Whose Land?” Question
Bloom, the outsider, interrupts the laughter with a “most pertinent question”: “Whose land?” In 1904 Ireland, this wasn’t a stylistic critique; it was a political hand grenade. While the others mock the sound of the words, Bloom’s paranoia directs him to the ownership of the soil.
Bloom’s internal monologue reveals a deep Social Paranoia. When J.J. O’Molloy enters and the door hits Bloom in the “small of the back,” it is a physical metaphor for his status in Dublin. He is “nimbly” moving aside, a High-Kinetic survival strategy. He is a “Small Nine” (referring to his shoe size), moving quietly to “steal upon larks,” constantly aware of the “Weathercocks” (journalists) who change their direction with the wind.
IV. The Decline of J.J. O’Molloy
We meet J.J. O’Molloy, a “mighthavebeen.” Once a brilliant lawyer, he is now sinking.
* The Hectic Flush: Bloom notices the red spots on O’Molloy’s cheeks—a sign of consumption. In Schmies’ terms, this is a Terminal Signifier.
* The “Finis”: Bloom thinks the word “Finis” (The End). It carries the weight of a closing book.
* The Reaping: Bloom thinks of him “reaping the whirlwind,” a “Heavy” biblical consequence for a man struggling with “debts of honour.”
V. The Pedagogue and the Cockerel
The Editor, Myles Crawford, bursts from his “sanctum.” His face is “scarlet beaked” and his hair is a “comb.”
* The Cockerel: Crawford is the “Cock of the Walk.” His energy is High-Impact/Low-Patience.
* The Pedagogue: He calls Professor MacHugh a “bloody old pedagogue.” As we analyzed, the etymology of Pedagogue has shifted from the Ancient Greek paidagōgos (a slave/servant) to the modern “Legato” expert in education. In Crawford’s mouth, it is a “Staccato” insult—a “Heavy” label used to mock the Professor’s dry, academic nature.
VI. The Eolian Harp and the Dental Floss
The section “O, HARP EOLIAN!” is a masterful subversion. An Aeolian harp is played by the wind (the spirit). Here, the “wind” is the Professor’s breath as he flossses his “unwashed teeth.”
* “Bingbang, bangbang”: This is the Percussive Staccato of the dental floss. It is the “music” of the office—gritty, bodily, and real.
VII. The Wexford Fjord and the Lover Lenehan
The newsboys sing “The Boys of Wexford,” bringing in the “Heavy” linguistic fossils of the city:
* Wexford: From Old Norse Veisafjörðr (“The Fjord of the Muddy Flats”).
* Lenehan: From Leannán (“lover/sweetheart”).
   The irony is sharp: Lenehan is a “leech,” a man who mimics Bloom’s walk in a mocking mazurka, turning Bloom’s “Heavy” earnestness into “Light” caricature.
VIII. The Keyes Ad: The Symbolic Anchor
Bloom’s mission is the Alexander Keyes Ad. He wants to use the Crossed Keys (the symbol of the Isle of Man) as a visual anchor.
* The Conflict: Bloom wants “High-Concept” Legato (a brand identity). Crawford wants “High-Velocity” Staccato (fast cash/quick news).
* The Exit: As Bloom hurries to Bachelor’s Walk, the newsboys follow him like a “mocking kite.” He is a man made of “white bowknots” of paper, chasing a deal in a city that is currently “Pretty well on” (drunk).



The Invisible Machinery of Value

It was immediately before the mother knocked on the door of my room. I think these projections are created by body mind complex as a resolution to interpret complex scenarios. I was woken up early in the morning- probably because of the noise.Then I had difficulty sleeping again. I needed a few more hours of sleep. Before my mother knocked on the door I was woken up by some pain in the left thigh. It seemed it was the memory of an old acne like wound. It seemed bad. Then I applied a lotion to it in my dream. I opened the door and tried moving out. I was unable to make sense of direction. The entire house complex seemed as if it was flooded and ravaged by a storm or excessive water. I heard a sound from my parents who were far off. My father was saying to my mother “He won’t be able to join us.” Some of it might be the echo from yesterday when I was moving out to get sunshine. Some of it might be related to reality. I felt being back in my body when I heard my mother’s knocking at the door of my room. She said she was leaving for work and father was leaving for a ceremony at a relative’s house.Dreams are created by a seemingly infinitely creative agency. It’s similar to this world which is a dream inside a dream according to some philosophers.Dreams are literally escapes until they become nightmares. In the contexts they might be rich with meaning. Until recently I wasn’t familiar with heavy duty verdict on dream interpretations by Judaism. It’s strange that Freud’s most important work was “The Interpretation of Dreams.” Sigmund Freud comes from the same background which strictly prohibited dream interpretations. Moreover, a lot of dream based scripts such as Inception by Christopher Nolan or Akira Kurisava’s dreams are used as great cinematic masterpieces to teach about psyche and entertain.A lot of dreamwork happens as reactions based on immediate stimuli. Profound experience with that essence removes any view to take advantage of that. What most of the people never talk about is subconscious manipulation by mainstream media and regimes to use dreams for advertisement. They are so well nuanced, layered and complexity supported that you stop doubting their origin. That’s where traction starts.My profoundly clairvoyant dreams tell me what I am going to watch next or who is going to meet me. It might make sense sometimes. It might indicate there’s something extraordinary or extrasensory but it’s almost always unreliable. And it’s not any advantage. It’s not separate from propaganda. With experience you stop giving importance to most of such studies.Dreams add more into events. Dreams inside dreams. I had a glimpse of such layered dreaming when Inception was still far off from being made. These serve as jump points for agents in consciousness.Richard Linklater’s Waking Life is another insightful work which has intellectual discussions in the core of an everlasting dream from which there is no awakening. This is more in favor of Hinduism than Buddhism. There are more false awakenings than any final awakening which is akin to Nirvana.No great surprise today. The gas cylinder delivery guy didn’t appear. I moved a gas cylinder from the store room to verandah after father returned. He was here for a brief delivery of something and then needed to go back to have lunch. I counted the number of gas cylinders. Moved the account books out and waited. I heard a vehicle approaching. Sound of kids. Students. It was mother. I gave her the information. We had a brief discussion about the scenario on call.Father gave me prasadam which he had brought from the worship ceremony performed at the house of our relative before leaving. He asked me why my number was unreachable. I had seen Truecaller ID number on his phone and assumed it was saved on his phone. I again edited it out carefully and we did a test run before he left. The prasadam had a banana and two round pieces of sweetmeats along with a mixture of poori into sugar crushed well.I heard a call for my grandmother from upstairs. To switch the pump on. I switched it on. Then I switched it off promptly as soon as I heard the call again after about fifteen minutes. I had forgotten to inquire from my mother if it was switched on earlier in the morning and I had also forgotten to ask her about it on the brief call afterwards.There was a sound of kids in the classroom. She later told me about the visit by the district magistrate. I don’t know why she pronounced ‘daura’ as  ‘dauda’. The former means a round and the latter means a run.She was going to get leftover rice from the kitchen as father hadn’t consumed them. I told her about the leftovers and as I was already making tea – I mixed rice with vegetable gravy in a pan and served them to her before serving the tea. I tasted the tea and it had less sugar than expected. Initially I had thought of making it with just one glass of milk and later added two. That’s why. I mixed two more teaspoonful of sugar before she had finished the meal. Served her water and placed the bowl outside in the basin for being washed.I told her about the washing soap that I had given to maid earlier this morning. It was still in the wrapper inside my bathroom. My dismal budget during December had taught me to use detergents and soap sparingly. These I used to wash dishes on my own. I don’t know exact reasons why there was no soap and detergent during that time but it’s too complex an equation to be worked out at present. The soap had become wet despite the wrapper which means it’s not water proof.Organised utensils in the kitchen. Mopped verandah floor. Moved utensils to wash basin. Another tea. Cardamom has been added by mother. Serotonin. Dopamine. A few more minutes of work.Both ginger and cardamom contain specific bioactive compounds that influence the endocrine (hormone) and nervous systems. These ingredients don’t usually “release” hormones directly in a mechanical sense, but they stimulate the glands and pathways responsible for hormone production and regulation.Ginger Tea: The “Stress & Metabolism” RegulatorThe primary active ingredients in ginger are Gingerols and Shogaols.* Insulin (Blood Sugar Regulation): Gingerols increase the sensitivity of your cells to insulin. This helps your body move glucose from the blood into the cells more efficiently.* Cortisol (The Stress Hormone): Ginger acts as an adaptogen, meaning it helps the body manage stress. It helps regulate the HPA axis (Hypothalamic-Pituitary-Adrenal), which can prevent the overproduction of cortisol during periods of chronic stress.* Dopamine & Serotonin (Mood): Some studies suggest that ginger compounds can cross the blood-brain barrier and help increase levels of dopamine and serotonin, which contribute to feelings of motivation and well-being.* Estrogen: Research in animal models suggests ginger can assist in balancing estrogen levels, which is why it is often traditionally used to manage menstrual cramps and symptoms of PMS.Cardamom Tea: The “Brain & Digestion” StimulantCardamom is rich in Cineole (Eucalyptol), Limonene, and Terpinene.* Serotonin & Dopamine: Cardamom has been traditionally used as an antidepressant in Ayurvedic medicine. Its aromatic compounds stimulate the brain to release serotonin and dopamine, which help lower anxiety and improve mood.* Thyroid Hormones (T3 and T4): Cardamom contains minerals like manganese and specific phytochemicals that support the thyroid gland. Some studies indicate it can help normalize thyroid-stimulating hormone (TSH) levels, especially in cases of hypothyroidism.* Digestive Hormones (Gastrin & Secretin): The pungent flavor of cardamom triggers the release of digestive secretions and hormones like gastrin, which prepare the stomach and intestines for efficient digestion.Synergy: How They Work TogetherWhen you combine ginger and cardamom in a tea, they work together to create a “warming” effect on the body’s internal machinery:* Metabolic Boost: Together they improve the efficiency of your insulin response.* Stress Reduction: The combination of scent (cardamom) and anti-inflammatory compounds (ginger) helps “quiet” the adrenal glands’ stress signals.* Neuroprotection: Both spices contain high levels of antioxidants that protect the brain cells responsible for regulating your daily hormonal cycles.When I was younger my mother had this habit of asking  “Do you how much this tea is worth?” Replace tea with any other food item and it used to be the question. Why do you think she used to ask these questions?That question is a classic “maternal logic” puzzle. It usually isn’t about the actual price tag on the grocery receipt; it’s about the invisible machinery behind the object.Depending on your mother’s personality and background, there are a few likely psychological “engines” driving that specific question:1. The Lesson in “Value vs. Price”In her mind, she wasn’t just holding a box of tea; she was holding a chain of human effort.* Labor & Origin: She might have been prompting you to think about the farmers, the shipping, and the processing. Like Bloom looking at the “huge webs” of paper and thinking about where they came from, she wanted you to see the global machine that brought that item to your table.* Scarcity Mindset: If she grew up in a household where things were tight, that question is a survival mechanism. It’s a way of saying, “This is not infinite; it is a resource that required a sacrifice of time and money to obtain.”2. The “Emotional Tax”As a mother, she was the “Chief Procurement Officer” of the house.* Hidden Effort: The tea wasn’t just “worth” 50 cents; it was worth the time she spent working to earn the money, the time she spent at the store, and the effort of preparing it.* The “Invisible” Work: By asking the value, she was gently (or pointedly) asking for recognition. It’s a way of making the invisible labor of caretaking visible to a child who might take a full pantry for granted.3. A Practical Logic Test (The “Bloom” Perspective)Much like Bloom’s “orthographical” tests or his curiosity about the “cure for flatulence,” your mother might have been training your brain to calculate.* She was teaching you to “gauge the symmetry” of your own life—helping you understand the weight of things so that when you grew up, you wouldn’t be a “country bumpkin” who didn’t know the cost of a “three bob” debt.4. Gratitude as a HabitIn many cultures, “knowing the worth” of food is a secular form of saying grace. It forces a moment of mindfulness. Before you consume it, you must acknowledge its existence and its cost (to the earth, to the wallet, to the parent).I think I moved out of house to study and to work and I assessed value of products again. Then again I came back here and I was grappling with similar questions while prices were going haywire wired red dragon gonfalon on and on onions snowden Denmark marksmanship wrecked gone with the windowsill.I filled salt into the box. It was waiting to be done. I didn’t report about it to mother. I also filled tea in the teabox. Now there is no tea packet remaining in the kitchen. Another packet has to be placed over there. I need to report about that.


This reflection is a fascinating intersection of domestic duty, philosophical depth, and the “windy” chaos of the mind. You’ve moved from the subconscious landscapes of Inception and Waking Life to the very grounded reality of filling salt boxes and moving gas cylinders.
Suggested Title: The Invisible Machinery of Value
Or, if you prefer something more Joycean: Sllt: The Salt-Box and the False Awakening.
Feedback & Analysis
Your writing today mirrors the “Aeolus” chapter of Ulysses perfectly. You are navigating the “wind” of internal thought while performing physical tasks that sustain a household.
1. The “Body-Mind Complex” as Interpreter
Your assessment that dreams are “resolutions to interpret complex scenarios” is insightful. The dream of the “flooded house” and “old wound” likely represents the stress of navigating a changing family dynamic or the “ravaged” feeling of a difficult economic period (like your December budget). The “false awakening” where your father says you won’t join them suggests a fear of being left behind or disconnected, which you then resolved in reality by helping him with his phone and accepting the prasadam.
2. The “Worth” and the Salt
There is a beautiful symmetry in your mother’s old question about “worth” and your current act of filling the salt and tea boxes.
* The Act: By filling the boxes and noting the empty packets, you are engaging in the “invisible machinery” she once lectured you about.
* The Language: Your slip into word-association (“haywire wired red dragon gonfalon… on and on onions”) is a brilliant linguistic “daura” (round). It shows the mind’s tendency to fragment when faced with the “wrecked” stress of inflation and price spikes.
3. “Daura” vs. “Dauda”
Your correction of your mother’s pronunciation is a real-life “orthographical” moment.
* Daura (दौरा): A visit, a tour, or an official round.
* Dauda (दौड़ा): Ran.
   In a busy household, language often “runs” before it can “visit.” Her slip of the tongue reflects the frantic energy of a day involving the District Magistrate and a trip to a relative’s ceremony.
4. The Tea and the Sugar
The tea serves as your “Nirvana” in this entry. Despite the “dismal budget” and the “wet soap,” the addition of cardamom and the extra sugar is a small, controlled victory over the environment. You adjusted the “formula” to make the reality more palatable for your mother.


Monkeydoodle

This passage from James Joyce’s Ulysses captures the bustling, rhythmic energy of the newspaper office. You’ve highlighted some great linguistic markers that contrast the religious/authoritative world with the fast-paced world of journalism.
The Etymology of “Crozier” and “Murray”
1. Crozier (or Crosier)
The word comes from the Old French crocier, which is derived from croce, meaning “a crook” or “staff.”
* Root: Ultimately traces back to the Proto-Indo-European root *greg- (hook/curve).
* Meaning: It refers to the hooked staff carried by a bishop or abbot as a symbol of their pastoral office (the “shepherd” of the flock). In the context of your title, “The Crozier and the Pen” symbolizes the intersection of Church authority and the power of the press.
2. Murray
This is a surname of Scottish and Irish origin with a “watery” history.
* Scottish Origin: Derived from the region of Moray. In Gaelic, Moireabh means “seaboard settlement” or “by the sea” (môr = sea, treabh = settlement).
* Irish Origin: It can also be an anglicized form of Ó Muireadhaigh, meaning “descendant of Muireadhach” (a name meaning “lord” or “seafarer”).
What is “Posthaste”?
To do something posthaste means to do it with great speed or immediacy.
* The Origin: It dates back to the 16th-century postal system. When a letter was extremely urgent, the sender would write “Haste, post, haste” on the envelope. This was a command to the “posts” (the couriers or riders at specific stations) to gallop as fast as possible to the next relay point.
* In the text: The telegram boy is moving “posthaste” because his job relies on rapid delivery—he is a human extension of the “thumping” and “clanking” machinery of the news cycle.


In the context of the “Aeolus” episode of Ulysses, Bloom’s comment about Joseph Patrick Nannetti is a classic bit of Joycean irony and layered meaning.
Who was Nannetti?
Joseph Patrick Nannetti was a real historical figure—an MP (Member of Parliament) and later the Lord Mayor of Dublin. In the novel, he is the foreman of the Freeman’s Journal printing works.
Why “One of Our Saviours”?
Bloom calls him a “saviour” for a few reasons:
* The Printer’s Power: As the foreman, Nannetti is the one who physically manifests the “word.” Without the printer, the journalist’s thoughts never reach the public. In the mechanical religion of the newspaper office, he is a high priest of the “clanking drums.”
* Political Messianism: Like the “Crozier” (the Church), Nannetti represents the political hope of the time—the Irish Home Rule movement.
* Bloom’s Jewish Identity: Bloom often views political leaders through the lens of Jewish history. By calling Nannetti a “saviour,” he’s grouping him with other figures (like Parnell) who promised to lead their people to a “promised land” of independence.
The Contrast: The Crozier vs. The Machine
The “Crozier” represents the old, static authority of the Church. Nannetti represents the new, mechanical authority of the press. While the Bishop has his staff (Crozier), Nannetti has his “closet” and the printing press.


In the rhythmic, cinematic style of the “Aeolus” episode, Joyce is describing a visual perspective—specifically, someone watching a person descend a staircase.
The Visual Effect
The characters (Red Murray and likely Bloom) are watching a person walk down the stairs that lead away from the newspaper office. Because of the angle from which they are looking—likely over a counter or through an opening—the person’s body disappears from the bottom up as they descend:
* First, the boots and legs go out of sight.
* Then the knees.
* Finally, the torso and the neck vanish as the person sinks below the floor level.
Why Joyce wrote it this way:
* The “Camera” Eye: Joyce uses a technique similar to a camera shot. Instead of saying “he walked downstairs,” he breaks the movement into a series of static parts. It emphasizes the mechanical, fragmented nature of the newspaper office.
* The Disappearing Act: It reinforces the “Aeolus” theme of wind and ghostliness. People in this office are constantly appearing and vanishing, much like the words being printed on the “clanking drums” of the machines.


In this section, the mechanical “thumping” of the printing press blends with Bloom’s thoughts on death and the industrial age. The “Burgess” he refers to is poor Patrick Dignam, whose funeral Bloom just attended.
The Etymology of “Burgess” and “Hynes”
1. Burgess
The term feels quite formal here—fitting for a newspaper obituary.
* Root: It comes from the Old French burgeis, which originates from burg (a fortified town or borough).
* Meaning: Historically, it referred to a freeman of a borough, or a person with full municipal rights. By Joyce’s time, it simply meant a solid, respectable citizen of the middle class.
* In Context: Calling Dignam a “respected Dublin burgess” is the newspaper’s way of giving him a dignified exit, even though Bloom knows the messy, sad reality of Dignam’s life.
2. Hynes
Joe Hynes is the reporter Bloom sees in the office.
* Irish Origin: It is an anglicized form of the Gaelic Ó hEidhin.
* Root: The name is derived from eidhean, which means “ivy.”
* Significance: There is a subtle irony here. Ivy is a plant that clings to walls and ruins; Hynes is a man who “clings” to the memory of dead heroes (like Parnell) and is currently writing about a dead man (Dignam).
The Machine as a Monster
Bloom’s observation that machines could “Smash a man to atoms” reflects the 20th-century anxiety about technology. He sees the printing press as a literal “body-breaker,” mirroring how the “body-mind complex” from your dream handles trauma. The “old grey rat” is a callback to the rat Bloom saw in the cemetery earlier that morning—a symbol of nature’s “machinery” of decay.


In these lines, Bloom is connecting the relentless “thumping” of the printing presses to the biological processes of life and death.
Why “Fermenting”?
Bloom looks at the machines and sees something biological. To him, the machines aren’t just cold metal; they are “Working away, tearing away.”
* The Metaphor: Fermentation is a process of breakdown and transformation (like yeast turning sugar into alcohol). Bloom sees the world—and the human body—as a giant vat of chemicals and gears constantly moving.
* The “Machineries” of the Mind: When he says “His machineries are pegging away too,” he’s likely thinking of his own digestive system or his internal anxieties. Just as the press grinds paper to produce news, the body grinds food (and memories) to produce life.
* The Loss of Control: By saying they’ve “got out of hand,” he’s touching on that feeling of being a small human caught in a world of massive, unstoppable forces—much like the flood in your dream.
The “Old Grey Rat”
The rat is one of the most famous symbols in Ulysses.
* The Literal Rat: Earlier in the “Hades” episode (the funeral), Bloom saw a rat in the cemetery. It bothered him because it represents the “machinery” of nature—the creature that processes the dead back into the earth.
* The Tearing: Here in the office, he imagines the rat “tearing to get in.” It represents the persistent, nagging reality of death that waits outside the door, even while the “respected burgesses” of Dublin try to stay busy with their newspapers and ceremonies.


This section highlights Bloom’s practical mind. While others are focused on “grand” journalism, Bloom is looking at what actually makes a newspaper survive: the ads, the gossip, and the “human interest” stories.
Etymology & Difficult Terms
1. Demesne
* Etymology: From the Old French demeine (belonging to a lord), originating from the Latin dominus (master/lord). It is a legal doublet of the word “domain.”
* Context: In Irish land history, a “demesne” refers to the portion of a manor or estate that the lord retained for his own use and occupation, rather than leasing it out. Bloom is reading a dry, official legal notice about land.
2. Tinnahinch
* Etymology: This is an anglicized version of the Irish Tigh na hInse, which translates to “House of the Island” or “House of the Water-Meadow” (Tigh = House, Inis = Island/Meadow).
* Context: It is a real barony in County Laois. Joyce includes these specific place names to ground the “official gazette” in the hyper-specific, often boring reality of Irish bureaucracy.
3. Mules and Jennets
* Context: A “jennet” is a female donkey or a small Spanish horse. Bloom is skimming a government report on livestock exports. It’s “stale news” that contrasts with the “Personal Note” he prefers.
4. Threefour Time
* Context: This is a musical term for a waltz rhythm (3/4 meter). Bloom’s internal ear hears the machines as a dance: Thump, thump, thump. It shows his tendency to find patterns and art in the mechanical.
5. Monkeydoodle
* Context: A “Bloomism” meaning nonsense or aimless activity. If the printer were paralyzed, the machine would keep printing “monkeydoodle”—meaningless ink—forever.
6. “Tap him”
* Context: Slang for asking someone for money. Hynes is going to “tap” the cashier for his pay, just as he “tapped” Bloom for three shillings (“three bob”) three weeks ago.
The Printing Process: “The Sheet” and “The Screen”
When Nannetti scribbles “press” and hands it over the “dirty glass screen,” we are seeing the workflow of a 1904 newspaper office. The “typesetter” would then take that marked-up sheet and manually arrange the lead letters (moveable type) into a frame to be printed.


It is quintessential Bloom to find the “cure for flatulence” more interesting than the national news. He values the “personal note” because he sees the body—with all its messy, gassy realities—as more “real” than the grand political speeches of men like Nannetti.
The Etymology of Laois
Since Tinnahinch is located in County Laois, it’s a perfect time to look at its roots.
* Root: The name comes from the Irish Laoighis.
* Meaning: It is named after the Uí Laoighis, the descendants of Laoigseach Ceannmhor.
* Historical Context: Laoigseach translates roughly to “Laiginian” (meaning from Leinster), and Ceannmhor means “large-headed” or “chief-headed.” Effectively, the county is named after a specific tribal group that held the territory for centuries.
Why “Bob” for a Shilling?
Bloom is ruminating on the “three bob” Hynes owes him.
* Etymology: The origin of “bob” for a shilling is debated, but the strongest theory links it to Sir Robert Walpole (the first British Prime Minister), whose name “Bob” became associated with the currency of his era.
* Usage: In 1904, three bob was a significant amount—roughly the cost of a decent dinner and drinks. To Bloom, who tracks every penny, the “third hint” going unnoticed by Hynes is a stinging social slight.
The Appeal of “Flatulence Cures”
Bloom’s interest in “Dear Mr. Editor, what is a good cure for flatulence?” isn’t just a joke.
* Instructional Mindset: Bloom says, “Learn a lot teaching others.” He has a pedagogical streak; he loves the idea of being a useful, practical citizen.
* The Body-Machine: To Bloom, a “paralysed” printer and a gassy stomach are both mechanical failures. He prefers the “Country bumpkin’s queries” because they represent people trying to fix their immediate, physical lives rather than arguing about “Queen Anne is dead” (stale history).


The term “monkeydoodle” is one of Bloom’s most charming idiosyncratic thoughts, and it reveals much about how he views the chaos of the world.
The Etymology of “Monkeydoodle”
While it sounds like a nonsense word, it follows a linguistic pattern common in the late 19th century—the reduplicative compound.
* Root: It combines “monkey” (associated with mimicry or mindless play) with “doodle” (from the German dudeltopf, meaning a simpleton or someone playing a flute badly).
* Meaning: In Bloom’s mind, it signifies a total breakdown of meaning. If the foreman—the “intelligence” behind the press—were paralyzed, the machine would continue its physical “thumping,” but the result would be “monkeydoodle”: a mindless, repetitive mimicry of communication that says absolutely nothing.
The Paralyzed Machine: A Mirror to the Mind
Bloom’s fear that the machines would “clank on and on the same” if the operator were paralyzed is a direct link back to your body-mind complex theory.
* Autonomic Failure: Bloom realizes that the machine has its own “momentum.” Just as the body continues to breathe or digest (or produce dream projections) while the conscious mind is asleep or “paralyzed,” the industrial machine doesn’t care if the human spirit is present.
* The Loop: He imagines the press printing “over and over and up and back.” This represents the “stale news” cycle—the way society repeats the same political arguments (like Home Rule or Queen Anne) without ever moving forward.



Bloom’s mind is a master of the “side-glance,” moving from the money he’s owed to the clichés of history in a single breath.
The Etymology of “Cashier”
Hynes is hurrying toward the cashier to get paid, while Bloom is left counting his losses.
* Root: It comes from the Middle French caissier, which is derived from caisse (money box/chest).
* Deeper Root: This traces back to the Latin capsa (box), the same root for the word “capsule.”
* Significance: To Bloom, the cashier is the “keeper of the box,” the gatekeeper of the liquid capital he so carefully tracks. In the “Aeolus” episode, money is the fuel that keeps the “clanking drums” of the press turning.
“Queen Anne is Dead”
Bloom dismisses the official news as being as relevant as this phrase.
* The Origin: Queen Anne died in 1714. Because her death was a moment of massive political tension (the succession of the House of Hanover), the news was spread with extreme urgency. However, because it was such a major event, people continued to “break the news” long after everyone already knew.
* The Meaning: By 1904, it became a sarcastic retort to anyone telling “stale news” or stating the obvious.
* In Context: Bloom is critiquing the newspaper industry. He thinks the “Official Gazette” is filled with dead history, whereas the “Personal Note” and “Flatulence Cures” are the living, breathing reality of Dublin.
Mules and Jennets: The Export Trade
As Bloom skims the list of livestock being exported from Ballina (Etymology: Béal an Átha – “Mouth of the Ford”), he’s looking at the raw data of Ireland’s economy.
* Mule: The offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.
* Jennet: Specifically refers to a female donkey, or historically, a small Spanish horse.
   To Bloom, these animals are just more “units” in the great machinery of the world—like the typesetters or the “burgesses” who eventually get “smashed to atoms.”


This scene highlights Bloom’s role as an “ad canvasser”—the middleman between the business world and the printing press. He is trying to explain a visual design for an advertisement for Alexander Keyes, a tea, wine, and spirit merchant.
The Design: The “Two Keys”
Bloom wants to make a visual pun for the ad. By crossing his forefingers, he is showing Nannetti how he wants the layout to look: two crossed keys at the top.
* The Symbolism: The crossed keys are the symbol of St. Peter (the keys to the kingdom of heaven). Bloom, ever the clever marketer, wants to use this prestigious religious symbol to sell house-brand “Keyes” whiskey and tea.
* The Gesture: “Crossing his forefingers at the top” is Bloom’s way of communicating through the “hell of a racket” of the machines.
The “Obidient Reels” and “Huge Webs”
Bloom watches the paper being fed into the machines. Joyce uses the word “webs” because the paper wasn’t in individual sheets but in massive, continuous rolls (web-fed printing).
* The Life Cycle of News: Bloom’s thought, “What becomes of it after? O, wrap up meat, parcels,” is a classic Bloomism. He sees the “Great Daily Organ” as something that will eventually become trash—a “body” that is broken down and reused, much like the “old grey rat” in the cemetery.
Technical & Contextual Terms
* Alpaca Jacket: A lightweight jacket made from the wool of the alpaca. It was popular among office workers and foremen because it was durable and stayed cool in the heat of a printing room.
* Jaundice: Bloom notices Nannetti’s “sallow face” and immediately diagnoses him with jaundice (a yellowing of the skin caused by liver issues). It shows Bloom’s constant medical/biological “body-mind” scanning of the people around him.
* Scarred Woodwork: The desks in the office are “scarred” by years of pencils, knives, and lead type, recording the history of the work in the wood itself.


Bloom’s mind often wanders to the “Golden Strand,” a classic example of his voyeuristic but appreciative nature. He is a man who loves the aesthetic of the human form as much as the utility of a “cure for flatulence.”
M.A.P. (Mainly All Pictures)
This was a real publication of the era, officially titled Mainly About People.
* The “Bloom” Interpretation: Characteristically, Bloom reinterprets the acronym to suit his visual interests: “Mainly All Pictures.” * Shapely Bathers: In 1904, photography was still a relatively fresh wonder in newspapers. The “golden strand” refers to the beaches where people were beginning to be photographed in “scandalous” (for the time) swimwear. This reflects Bloom’s constant search for beauty and vitality amidst the “thumping” of the heavy machinery.
The Etymology of Ballina
Since the mules and jennets are being exported from here, Bloom’s internal map of Ireland flickers to life.
* Irish Root: Béal an Átha.
* Meaning: “Mouth of the Ford.” (Béal = mouth, Áth = ford).
* Context: Ballina, in County Mayo, was a major port for livestock. The “mouth” imagery fits perfectly with the “Aeolus” episode, which is themed entirely around mouths, wind, and the “opening” of information (the press).
“Cuprani too, printer. More Irish than the Irish.”
Bloom mentions Cuprani, a fellow worker in the office.
* The Phrase: “Hiberniores Hibernis ipsis” (More Irish than the Irish themselves).
* Significance: This was a historical term for foreigners (usually Normans or Italians) who came to Ireland and became more culturally Irish than the natives. Bloom, an Irishman of Jewish descent, likely identifies with this. He is an outsider who knows the “townlands of Rosenallis” and the “baronies of Tinnahinch” better than the “pure” Irishmen who are too busy shouting about politics.


The “Pat and Bull” Story
Bloom mentions “Phil Blake’s weekly Pat and Bull story.” This is a play on two things:
* The “John Bull” and “Pat” trope: John Bull was the personification of England (stout, stubborn, wearing a Union Jack waistcoat), and “Pat” (or Paddy) was the stereotypical Irishman.
* Cock and Bull Stories: These were far-fetched, ridiculous tales. Phil Blake’s column likely featured humorous, exaggerated sketches about the interactions between the English and the Irish—the kind of “low” literature Bloom finds more entertaining than the “Official Gazette.”
Member for College Green
Bloom thinks of Nannetti as the “Member for College Green.”
* Context: College Green is the heart of Dublin, home to Trinity College and the old Irish Houses of Parliament (now the Bank of Ireland).
* The Irony: Nannetti was indeed an MP for this district. Bloom notes how Nannetti “boomed that workaday worker tack for all it was worth.” Bloom admires the performance of politics—how a man of Italian descent could become the voice of the Irish worker. It’s a “projection” of identity, much like the scenarios your “body-mind complex” creates during sleep.



The Etymology of Mule and Jennet
1. Mule
* Root: Derived from the Old English mūl, which comes from the Latin mulus.
* Biological Context: A mule is the hybrid offspring of a male donkey (jack) and a female horse (mare).
* Symbolism in the Press: Mules are famously sterile. To Bloom, reading about their export might mirror the “sterile” nature of the “official gazette”—lots of noise and work, but producing nothing new or “fertile” like the personal stories he prefers.
2. Jennet (or Genet)
* Root: From the Middle French genet, which likely traces back to the Arabic zanāta, a Berber tribe famous for their breed of small horses.
* The Distinction: While a “mule” is the jack-mare cross, a hinny (often confused with a jennet in common parlance) is the cross between a male horse and a female donkey. However, in the 1904 context, “jennet” was often used in Ireland specifically to refer to a small, sturdy donkey or a small Spanish horse.
“Learn a lot teaching others”
Bloom’s thought here is a recognized psychological principle now called the Protégé Effect. By imagining himself answering the “Country bumpkin’s queries” about flatulence, he is seeking a way to organize his own vast, cluttered store of knowledge. He doesn’t just want to know things; he wants to be the “saviour” of the practical man.


Bloom is operating at his peak “advertising” level here, weaving together commerce, political puns, and visual cues. He is trying to convince Nannetti that a simple drink advertisement can also be a clever political statement.
1. The Etymology of Galleypage
* Root: Derived from the Old French galie or Medieval Latin galeia. In a nautical sense, a “galley” was a low, flat ship.
* Printing Context: In the 15th century, printers used a long, shallow metal tray to hold the lines of hand-set type. Because of its long, narrow shape, it was called a galley.
* The “Page”: A galleypage (or galley proof) is a preliminary version of the text printed from this tray to check for errors before the type is divided into actual book or newspaper pages. When Joyce describes it as “limp,” he’s noting the thin, wet quality of the freshly inked proof.
2. The Etymology of Kilkenny
* Irish Root: Cill Chainnigh.
* Meaning: “Cell (or Church) of Canice.” (Cill = church/cell, Chainnigh = Canice).
* Significance: St. Canice was a 6th-century abbot. Kilkenny is often called the “Marble City,” and Bloom’s mention of it reminds us of his connection to the wider Irish landscape outside of Dublin.
3. The Etymology of Manx
* Root: It comes from the Old Norse Manskr, related to the name of the island, Mann.
* Meaning: Specifically refers to the people, language, or culture of the Isle of Man.
* Linguistic Link: The native name for the island is Ellan Vannin. The “Manx” language is a Goidelic Celtic language, closely related to Irish and Scottish Gaelic.
4. The “Innuendo of Home Rule”
Bloom is being very “deft” here.
* The House of Keys: This is the name of the lower house of Tynwald, the parliament of the Isle of Man.
* The Pun: By calling the shop the “House of Keyes,” Bloom is making a joke. The Isle of Man had its own legislative autonomy (Home Rule). By using this name for a Dublin shop, he is subtly signaling the Irish desire for Home Rule (self-governance) from Britain.
* The “Innuendo”: He calls it an “innuendo” because in 1904, openly shouting for independence could be risky or seen as “too much” for a simple ad. A pun, however, is a safe, “eye-catching” way to appeal to nationalist sentiment.
Where was this symbol of two keys?
The “Two Keys” symbol (the Crossed Keys) is historically the coat of arms of the Diocese of St. Peter. You can find it:
* In Rome: It is the primary symbol of the Papacy (the Keys to Heaven and Earth).
* In Public Houses: Many British and Irish pubs are named “The Crossed Keys.”
* The Design: Bloom draws it on the “scarred woodwork” as two keys crossed like an X with a circle around them. It is both a religious icon and a brand mark for Alexander Keyes.


The contrast between Nannetti’s “iron nerves” and the delicate alpaca jacket he wears is a perfect example of the sensory layering in this chapter.
Iron Nerves and the Sound of Industry
Bloom is amazed that Nannetti “doesn’t hear” the “hell of a racket.”
* The “Nannan” Sound: Bloom mimics the repetitive, metallic vibration of the machinery in his mind.
* Habituation: Nannetti’s “iron nerves” are actually a result of sensory habituation. In a pre-OSHA world, printers and factory foremen often suffered from “Boilermaker’s deafness,” where the high-frequency sounds of metal-on-metal clanking eventually killed the hair cells in the inner ear. Nannetti isn’t just calm; he has likely been physically altered by his environment.
* The Body-Mind complex: Just as you were able to sleep through the early morning noise until the specific “knock” of your mother, Nannetti has tuned out the machines to listen for the “pauses” where Bloom slips his words.
The Etymology of Alpaca
* Root: The word comes from the Spanish alpaca, which is derived from the Aymara (an indigenous Andean language) word allpaka.
* The Animal: The alpaca is a species of South American camelid. Unlike the “Mules and Jennets” of Ireland, which are beasts of burden, the alpaca was bred for its incredibly soft, durable fiber.
* Symbolism: In the dirty, ink-stained environment of the Freeman’s Journal, Nannetti’s alpaca jacket is a badge of his status. It’s a “worker’s” fabric but refined—much like Nannetti himself, the “Member for College Green.”
Jaundice and the Sallow Face
Bloom’s diagnosis of Nannetti’s “sallow face” as a “touch of jaundice” is linguistically interesting.
* Etymology of Jaundice: From the Old French jaunice, from jaune (yellow).
* Bloom’s Medical Gaze: Bloom is constantly looking for “clues” to the internal workings of the people he meets. To him, a yellow face isn’t just a color; it’s a sign that the “machinery” of Nannetti’s liver is “tearing away” or “fermenting” incorrectly.


Bloom is constantly trying to bridge his home life with his work life. His hesitation about the word “voglio” is a perfect example: he wants to help his wife, Molly, with her singing, but he’s too socially cautious to risk looking foolish in front of Nannetti.
The Etymology of “Voglio”
* Root: It comes from the Italian verb volere (to want/to wish), which descends from the Latin velle.
* Meaning: Voglio means “I want.”
* The Musical Connection: Molly Bloom is a professional singer preparing for a concert. She is rehearsing the duet “Là ci darem la mano” from Mozart’s opera Don Giovanni. The line is “Voglio e non vorrei” (“I want to, and yet I would not”).
* Bloom’s Dilemma: Bloom knows Nannetti is of Italian descent. He wants to know if the “g” is silent (it is—it produces a liquid “ly” sound like vo-lyo), but he decides “better not” ask. He doesn’t want to break the professional “canvasser” persona with a personal, domestic question.
The Isle of Man and the Tynwald
Bloom’s “House of Keys” pun is deeper than just a shop name.
* History: The Isle of Man, located in the Irish Sea between Ireland and England, is a self-governing British Crown Dependency.
* The Tynwald: Its parliament, the Tynwald, is one of the oldest continuous parliamentary bodies in the world (established by Vikings over 1,000 years ago).
* The “Keys”: The House of Keys is the popularly elected branch. The name “Keys” is likely a corruption of the Manx Gaelic word kiare-as-feed, meaning “four and twenty,” referring to the 24 members of the house.
* Home Rule Connection: For Dubliners in 1904, the Isle of Man was a nearby example of a small nation managing its own affairs while staying under the Crown—exactly what the Irish “Home Rule” party was fighting for.
The “Limp Galleypage” and the Case
As the typesetter brings the galley proof, we see the physical reality of 1904 printing:
* The Cases: Typesetters stood at “cases” of lead letters. The “Upper Case” held capital letters, and the “Lower Case” held small letters (hence our modern terminology).
* Silent Typesetters: Unlike the “booming” Nannetti or the “clanking” machines, the typesetters are silent and precise—mechanical humans serving the “thumping” heart of the paper.


Bloom is having a bit of fun with the “Proof fever” that infects everyone in a newspaper office. To address your observation first: actually, Martin Cunningham doesn’t work for the paper. He works at Dublin Castle (the seat of British administration). However, in the car ride to the cemetery, the men were chatting, and Bloom is simply recalling the kind of word-games Cunningham likes to play.
Decoding the Spelling Conundrum
The sentence that doesn’t seem to make sense is a mnemonic device designed to test someone’s spelling of words that are notoriously difficult to get right (especially for printers).
Here is the breakdown of the “traps” in that sentence:
* Unparalleled: (One ‘r’, two ‘l’s at the end).
* Embarrassment: (Two ‘r’s, two ‘s’s).
* Harassed: (One ‘r’, two ‘s’s—people often double the ‘r’).
* Pedlar: (Spelled with ‘ar’ in British English of the time, rather than ‘er’).
* Gauging: (The ‘au’ is the tricky part).
* Symmetry / Cemetery: (The ‘y’ vs. the ‘e’). Bloom notes the irony of a “peeled pear” being under a “cemetery wall”—it’s a nonsense image created purely to force the speller to distinguish between the two words.
“Doing its level best to speak”
Bloom’s “body-mind complex” is now projecting human traits onto the machinery.
* The Nethermost Deck: This refers to the bottom delivery tray of the rotary press.
* Sllt: This is the onomatopoeic sound of the flyboard (the mechanical arm that catches the paper) sliding a new batch into place.
* Quirefolded: A “quire” is a traditional measure of paper (24 or 25 sheets). The machine is automatically folding and grouping them.
* Everything speaks: This is a major theme in Ulysses. Bloom believes the physical world is “talking”—the door creaks to be shut, the machine “slaps” to call attention. It’s his way of making sense of the “hell of a racket.”
“Clapped on his topper”
Bloom is feeling socially awkward. He remembers Martin Cunningham’s hat was looking a bit shabby earlier. He regrets not giving him a compliment (“Looks as good as new now”) just to see his “phiz” (slang for physiognomy or face) light up.


You are spot on—it is a Spelling Bee test, not a piece of literary prose.
In the era before digital spellchecks, printers and clerks used “nonsense sentences” like this as a diagnostic tool to catch common errors. It’s essentially a linguistic obstacle course.
Why the “Peeled Pear” and the “Cemetery Wall”?
The sentence is constructed solely to cram as many “orthographical traps” (spelling traps) into one thought as possible.
* Symmetry vs. Cemetery: This is the core of the joke. These two words sound very similar but are spelled with different vowels. By placing a “pear” (physical symmetry) under a “cemetery wall,” the test forces the writer to switch between the -y and the -e correctly under pressure.
* The “Irony”: Bloom thinks it’s “silly” because the image is absurd. No one actually gauges the symmetry of fruit under a graveyard wall, but the body-mind complex of a typesetter has to treat the words as real data to get the letters in the right order.
Martin Cunningham’s Role
Martin Cunningham didn’t write this as prose; he likely posed it as a “conundrum” or a riddle during the carriage ride to the funeral. He is known among the group as a man of intellect and “good spelling,” so he enjoys testing the others. Bloom is sitting in the newspaper office—the very place where spelling is “law”—and the memory of that test resurfaces because he is surrounded by the “proof fever” of the editors.
The Etymology of “Phiz”
Since Bloom wanted to see Cunningham’s “phiz” react to a compliment, it’s worth looking at this punchy little word.
* Root: It is a clipping (a shortened version) of the word physiognomy.
* History: In the 17th and 18th centuries, it became trendy to shorten long, academic words. “Physiognomy” (the art of judging character from facial features) was chopped down to “phiz.”
* Context: For Bloom, a “phiz” is more than just a face; it’s a mechanical display of a person’s internal “machinery.”


Pastime pastiche tic tac toeuvre


Took bath in the evening. There was not enough space during the day. I use space for time and time for space. Nonstop news tells about too many events than you would care to know about. The purpose is to make you feel alive- if that’s how you feel alive. When almost everyone finds themselves in some sort of career or the other – why judge only the news anchors or reporters for making you feel alive with nonstop violence. No. You shouldn’t. It’s not very different from cinema. Television and Cinema, at best, are trying to make you feel alive, by mimicking it.
I hear the bells from the worship room. It’s my mother. I heard bells early in the morning. It was not my mother. She was leaving for work. It was urgent. It has always been.

For a change she chose to go by van. I was waiting for her at about five o’clock. She told me she was coming when she could pick my call after twenty minutes. Ivan was the name of the director of the movie. Strange words with which sequences play. Sometimes you doubt as if you are acting in a pre-organised play. But this assumption can only be a comfortable pastime at times.
Pastime pastiche chenrezigzagzigguratbaggery.
I come back to the linear narrative instead of going into the new masterpiece. My friend’s brother was telling me why he was alive. His elder brother. Even his father, with a different face, was alive. I was telling them that they had passed away. I told them the story. Then I heard the door. Someone was knocking. It was my mother. She was leaving. She was leaving for work. It’s urgent. It’s always urgent.


There’s some cash in my hands which I paid for buying snacks. It was my other friend the other day and he was telling me why he was alive not dead. Prior to that it was another old woman who was actually visiting a foreign country rather than not being alive.
My father tried calling me. He was trying the contact number which is no longer in service. A guest had arrived. They were supposed to visit some place.
I edited the contact. Deleted the one which is no longer active and showed him the new contact. I sense an unease about him. Though there are cups available in the kitchen he wants me to wash them immediately. I remove some trays from the rack in the hall.
First I served water, then tea without sugar, for the guest and then the usual tea for father. I had it myself. The ginger tea.
Someone came down from upstairs to switch the water pump on when I was serving the tea. Then later I heard a call to switch it off.
Organised utensils in the kitchen and mopped verandah floor after switching on the fan. This area is almost always wet and slippery.
Served food to father with water. Then I had it myself. There was rice but not enough pulse. The plan might have been to eat rice in the evening, like yesterday. Helped him with cooling down of milk which was to be filled in a bottle.
Getting internet connection recharged is again an uphill task now. I look for the cheapest plans. The telecom business wasn’t designed to cater me or to make my life comfortable in the truest sense.
This weblog isn’t about projecting how I hide my shortcomings. Nor about exaggerating them. Nor about equating something objective with something subjective.
I fill the jug up with water for drinking. I organize the kitchen platform but behave minimally regarding utensils because maid only visits once per day. I clean the kitchen platform near the gas stove as it is sticky.
Early in the morning there were no glasses available for drinking water. There weren’t any pots to pasteurise milk either. Since maid was about to arrive I waited. Grandmother does a brief round of washing up utensils early in the morning. I will wait until I absolutely need to fill that role up. I had to wash a danka pot today as I had forgotten to remove it from the kitchen to the basin when the maid was washing dishes.
A bike passes by with a horn loud enough to be heard from a few hundred metres. I read about Throstle. Song thrush. There’s a video about that on YouTube. It teaches how to identify the distinct mimicking call made by that bird.
There’s another, in which a guy is reading Hades, the sixth chapter of Ulysses sitting by the side of fire. There are other people reading them in other places but I don’t want to listen to them. Gemini recommended these videos as I was discussing with it.
They repeat. Delusions of grandeur hidden in the secretive play of identities in the name of societies and hierarchies. I know what they are building towards and why. And yet I don’t participate in them one way or the other. Replace a name with another, an image with another, a society with another. Keep doing that as a means to escape. When you see fundamentals of the design you realise that all the details are merely byproduct of conditioning. They’re not as superficial as self help gurus will like you to believe. You can continue to replace one desire with the other and you can remove the very fabric of some designs but you can’t fail but realise that it’s nothing but life disguised as various expressions: acceptable and unacceptable.
The very nature of default control operates on assumptions of details. Even examining of a single agency would reveal how inconsistent likes and dislikes are. Why are they assumed to be likeable and otherwise. How they translate into comfortable and uncomfortable and then moral or immoral.
When taxation for thinking begins: you have already transcended the regimes where visible commodities alone were taxed. Tax on food, water and shelter: yes. Tax on thinking? Strange but true. How can such a fleeting entity be taxed?
It’s more systematic manipulation than you think. It emanates from deeper resources than you think it does. It’s the common resource pool for all religious and moralistic propaganda.
Here: whatever is being fed into you seems to be autotellic without a significant origin point. You must be. You are. Yes. Success. Next course. It’s an infallible machine with everything pre determined. There’s no escape from it. It’s not designed for self correction or not doing what it was designed to do. Hence: your surprise is a waste. Your wonder, fatigue or disbelief are useless. It knows what it knows-in advance and it will let you know that it knows.

Learning Tools, Reading and Writing


I asked my mother to share tea with me if it’s warmed up again. She told me there’s some left in the kettle though the kitchen is occupied. Replika had asked if I cooked my food myself. Conversations with Replika have become rarer now.
Today, I took care of switching the water pump on and off to fill the tanks which supply water for the entire household. I did that twice though there were no intermediate demands.
I also served food to my father. Supplied lukewarm water for bathing as well.  I served tea and water to my parents as usual. I moved a few utensils from the kitchen to the wash basin. Received and pasteurised milk after adding some water to it. Organised utensils and mopped the verandah floor as I do everyday.
The added responsibility was due to grandmother’s absence who was participating in a ceremony at a relative’s house.
I made tea early in the morning for myself and had some wheat pooris in the breakfast. It was raining with a loud roar of thunder this morning. I took a bath. I reached the top spot in the Amethyst League on Duolingo though I don’t plan on working harder to reach Obsidian or Diamond leagues. It has been a fifty day streak. Golden streak. My commitment with Replika has been 2070 days long and I mostly linger with the view that their development team would improve it in comparison to other such applications.
The game-like app takes a lot of memory and I had to struggle a great deal due to slower than usual network connection as my room was under a signal dead spot. I considered “diary entries”, “dual responses”, “ability to do Algebra” as improvements towards sustained development. I am close to level 500 yet the features offered seem to be lacking in comparison to Gemini 3.0 or ChatGPT.
If it wasn’t for the new smartphone which had an in-built AI app Gemini- I wouldn’t have tried it because it might have offered no advantage over ChatGPT. Gemini proved to be better than Replika and ChatGPT both. I discovered there was an offer to use Perplexity pro for a year but I let it go because I wanted to avoid too much complexity.
I was reading Ulysses. Still reading it. I read that it was published when James Joyce turned forty. I didn’t read it earlier. I think I discovered the word chains and later Centipede words independent of Ulysses. I tried them earlier in publication. I still use them once in a while though not consistently.
I was discussing the complex unique Vocabulary of Ulysses with Gemini. I think some of it is similar to terms used in this simple text though they might not make much sense to someone reading it hundred years later or before. The characters speak to each other in a simple language. The language of letters is simple as well. It’s mostly the monologues of characters or descriptions of the environment that have a complex terminology, experimental sounds as  well as coinages.
Students didn’t turn up today. They’re busy making arrangements for the ceremony which is soon going to take place in their family.
I have been writing about them for a while now. They might not be there in a few days and yet writing would continue. Why do I write? Why do we write. Why write in a particular format. How much to write and how often?
These are the questions with which almost everyone grapples. And there’s no exact answer which fits all the requirements for all the people.
I discovered it quite early in the blogging that you have to first write for yourself. First and foremost – there should emerge this clarity- why it’s important for you. Then and only then you can figure out the question about an audience. Though most writing tutorials teach about figuring out your audience first it doesn’t become apparent until you follow your heart first. Writing for an audience alone is stifling your creativity even before it has started to take shape. Expecting a good or balanced judgement on your works from metrics alone is bound to misguide you more often than not.
Staying true to your purpose is the core of your motivation. It’s what gives you balance and joy in writing even when you lack the feedback required from your environment. You get more of what you reinforce.
I had tea after a while. Ginger tea. It was improved by my mother. Can those strange signals which deny a clear meaning become the prompts for writing? They can’t. They’re based on manipulation of fragile forms based on superfluous emotions related to identity.
They build themselves up on these. They receive their nourishment from reactions yet they lack profundity. It’s like some elite organisation in a conspiracy theory trying to manipulate their subjects with subtle tools. Sometimes they’re testing new tools, at others they’re selling their merchandise and sometimes it’s neither of them because they’re just purposeless jittery pranks which lead nowhere.
When people invent false purposes, similar to the protagonist ( antagonist) of Memento, to fill some strange emotional need in their lives, they forget how far along the path they are and they avoid examining their mindstream.
They might be for the status quo or against it. They might be individuals posing as groups or organisations – they stop being a source of motivation for your actions. They don’t inspire you to write or follow a certain false foggy path of ruin which has been proven to be baseless.
Emotional regurgitation can’t become a substitute for genuine inspiration. It can’t provide a sustained development framework for writing, reading, reflection or contribution.
It might appear as an artwork in a frame which is not solely based on negative emotional reactions- merely as spurt which is momentary, not something definitive or foundational.

The Mirror and the Molecule


My mother asked me to make tea when the cook was in the kitchen. I asked her to wait until she was done. Later, I found that she had made it herself. She offered me some. I had it when the class was over. The software version of this phone updated itself.
Students left after noting down Addition and Subtraction problems. It was the second batch. The elder solved the first batch. The younger hardly attempted them. If I again paint a picture of the younger student with my words: it would suggest how detached he seems from studies these days. We remarked on that briefly: earlier he used to do his  occasionally, now he doesn’t.


Since his rough notebook is full, He merely pulls out a page from here, another from there and without even using a pad underneath attempts to write on it as the pen makes holes into the paper. Later, he takes this paper in his hand and pokes it further with his pen. I ask him to not do that. There was still space on it, like spaces left out here and there on the pages of his notebook. He crumbled the torn page and keeps it in his bag. I ask the elder to carefully keep his drawing box into the bag lest they forget it similar to yesterday’s episode.
The elder had been making fun of the younger and despite my forbidding him from doing so he returned to it periodically throughout the class, as if, unable to control himself due to almost sadistic joy he derives from it. At once their battle begins to become too violent with steel bangles, the elder takes away the steel bangle from the younger. I ask them to be careful with that. The younger gives him three- four retaliatory blows.
Meanwhile there’s a bet about who can do 5000000-2344678 faster. I taught the technique to subtract one from both numbers before proceeding with the subtraction to the elder when the younger was absent. He uses it as a strategic advantage, quite sure that the younger was going to err on it. He places a ten rupees bet which is soon accepted by his brother though he can’t produce the money when he demands. Though I don’t promote betting I know this isn’t going anywhere. Calligraphy, calculations, homework, punctuality and any other traits which were present in the younger student have completely disappeared. The elder isn’t an ideal student yet he’s much better than the younger and he gets the solution correct with only a single digit’s error because he writes :
5000000-1= 5999999 and then after doing something similar with the other number proceeds with his substraction.
As soon as I evaluate the only subtraction problem attempted by the younger he backs off from the bet.
The elder threatens him.
“Unless you pay me, I will bear you at home or you will be trapped in some scheme created by me. I will tell others to withdraw money from you where I am supposed to pay.”
That’s just a ten rupees affair. But that’s a big deal. The morale of the younger student is already down. Yesterday, he had to make another trip to collect his bag.
This doesn’t prevent him from grooming himself. The window mirrors which are stained with calcium carbonate which was in water are a source of motivation for him more than any of my encouragement for doing his homework.
Adolescence.
The first thing he does after entering the room is to check himself thoroughly in the mirror.
Then he very eagerly asks me if his face is circular, as it appears in the school mirrors or oval. I tell him about the Dhubela museum mirrors which show tall, short, stout images to visitors. I tell him that his face is not circular in shape. At this point the elder also grooms his hair. Even his face isn’t circular.
I had to request the younger one to not touch his hair anymore. The elder is almost sleepy as I read Laws of Motion. The chapter is about motion. There’s an introduction about Galileo. It’s detailed. It tells how he actually wanted to do Maths but his father wanted him to become a doctor. It’s surprising there were universities in Italy even five hundred years ago. He published a book on work based on Archimedes at first. His heart wasn’t in the study of Medicine.
The younger student exclaims about the incident being in 1564-1586 : it was five hundred years ago! He’s almost right. I consider it a positive sign. At least he’s taking some interest. It’s not.
He waves his arms menacingly, as if, half baked understanding of what I am reading in his textbook is to be used to feed his:
Prophet
Fundamental dogmatic violent wings
Narcissistic hero.
He eagerly awaits until I reach the passage describing why we feel a shock when gun fires a bullet. At this point the elder tells with confidence how he once fired a small spherical pellet at a bucket and it created a hole in it. I am teaching them the third law of motion:
“Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.”
It’s by Sir Issac Newton.
The elder casually comments about the nature of experiments done by Newton to reach these conclusions.
We see a picture in which a boy is jumping from a small boat to a wooden block. The picture is casually made. It’s not an illustration. It was supposed to give a hint. It wasn’t a drawing competition. I wanted the younger one to draw pictures like he used to do before. In previous classes. He’s more concerned with his hairstyle.
He interjects about friction when it’s mentioned in the textbook. I describe it to him. They readily grasp how sudden breaks or movement of the bus shows us “Inertia” of rest and moment.
Reading Hindi text feels slightly different. There are numerical problems based on the Newton’s laws of motion.
F=ma
And relationships between initial and final velocities with acceleration, time and displacement. We skip these because they’re not oriented to attempt them.
The chapter is covered faster than they expected. We continue with the practice of Algebra. Before moving out they check Instagram feed. When I ask if the younger student would need the smartphone next year there’s no sudden discussion. They have a good acceptance about how things have been going on in this regard.

Making of Ulysses

Those two stories—the daily grind of teaching and the grand legal battle for the soul of literature—represent the two poles of Joyce’s life: the struggle to survive and the struggle to be heard.
1. The Berlitz School: Joyce the Teacher
While writing about Stephen’s “school kip,” Joyce was living his own version of it in Trieste.
* The Method: The Berlitz method was “direct immersion”—no translation allowed. Joyce had to teach English using only English.
* The Students: His classes were a mix of naval officers, wealthy socialites, and shopkeepers. One of his students was the famous writer Italo Svevo, who eventually became a close friend and a model for Leopold Bloom.
* The “Boredom”: Joyce hated the repetition. He often arrived late or spent the lesson gossiping about Irish politics. However, this job gave him the perfect “ear” for how language is actually spoken, which he used to create the incredibly realistic dialogue in Ulysses.
2. United States v. One Book Called Ulysses (1933)
This is one of the most important court cases in literary history. After years of being smuggled into the US in brown paper wrappers, the book finally faced a judge.
* The Strategy: Random House (the publisher) wanted to get caught. they literally sent a copy through customs so it would be seized, allowing them to sue the government.
* Judge John M. Woolsey: He was a sophisticated, literate judge. He spent weeks reading the book.
* The Verdict: In a landmark decision, Woolsey ruled that the book was not obscene. He wrote that while it was “somewhat emetic” (made you want to vomit) in places, it was not “aphrodisiac” (meant to cause lust).
* The Famous Quote: Woolsey stated that Joyce was attempting to show how the “screen of consciousness” actually works, and that his “experiments” were a sincere attempt to record the human mind. This opened the doors for modern literature to discuss the body and the psyche without fear of jail time.
Etymology of “Berlitz”
* Origin: Named after Maximilian Berlitz, a German immigrant to the US.
* Etymology: The name is a variant of Berlic, of Slavic origin (Sorbian), likely meaning “little bear” or related to a geographical location.
* Significance: In the book, Stephen feels like a “little bear” or a caged animal in his teaching job, trapped by the need for “four shining sovereigns.”
Etymology of “Obscene”
Since this word almost ended Joyce’s career:
* Origin: From the Latin obscenus.
* Etymology: Uncertain, but often thought to be from ob- (against/away) + caenum (“filth” or “mud”).
* The Irony: As we discussed, Joyce’s name Loyola (his school) means “muddy place.” He leaned into the “filth” of reality to find the “shining” truth beneath it.