Workmanship!

1. Dogs are barking, birds are chirping the morning song, mosquitoes are romancing with my skin, stars are about to set soon as I sit to write this after a long walk.

2. I counted the milestone steps yesterday. They were 1000. I did 8 rounds, walking about 8000 steps in my imagination. Some batlings horsefly hover over samovar varsity in the eastern horizon with the golden Hiranyagarbh.

3. The dawn doesn’t let me care genuinely about current economical trends. In fact, I have found most people happier than they were before.

4. Nisarga said in his talks that humanity as a whole would be happier when some truly great leaders would take charge of guiding the humanity towards enlightened golden era. It seems to be the case right now. If everything is happening as it should, what qualms could you have and for how long?

5. In 2006, I started purusing Michael Quinions website–World Wide Words. I was a Hindi medium student until higher secondary and though it was a convent my communication skills were not healthy. Since I needed to prepare for campus recruitment drive, though I had become a renunciate by 2003, I set a goal of learning at least 50 words everyday.

6. Norman Vincent Peale Word Power Made easy, Barron’s as well as AV, my classmate who had cleared GRE made me motivated to improve my English vocabulary. I thought, it would indeed be a good idea to set a higher goal and to learn as well as retain– even one fifth of what I read would have been an accomplishment.

7. Quinions selection had a magical effect. Etymology was addictive. I once forgot my moped bike outside the cyber cafe and it remained there the whole night as I had a nice sleep dreaming about the words. The next morning landlord asked where my moped was and dumbfounded I ran towards the shop happy to find it intact where I had left. Bhopal was a place of honest people. I left the vehicle once again outside the mess and found it without any trouble in the morning. These were the only adventures I had in my college life, more or less.

8. If it was the earnest vocabulary augmentation or the good fortune I got the job offer on February 14, 2006, in the sixth semester. Then I waited and waited and akin to lockdown extensions they kept extending joining dates. Multinationals work in similar fashion. After doing tonnes of courses online sent by that organisation who were watching our speed and performance, I got a joining on October 31, 2009. It was 3 years 8 months since getting the offer letter and almost 1 year 5 months since getting a bachelor’s degree. I worked in a hardware electronics factory in Govindpura where I learned nothing but realised I was truly immortal as an epiphany hit me while reading Origin of Species by Darwin. I told the good news to co-workers who scoffed at me for they had read such news on every other day since their childhood.

9. People at linkage telecom soon realised that I went there only to have tea and as I saw boss going for lunch breaks, I too started going for it. Results were harsh. I was recommended to eat in the factory during the lunch and also to not indulge in the newspaper reading and also to arriviste on time to attend funeral processions. It was akin to my higher secondary school where someone or the other used to die every other day.

10. But the real problem wasn’t those things. I was indulgent with 3600 rupees extra per month as salary as I already recieved 2500 from home. Me and my brother used to have plenty of bread and butter until I resigned in December 2008. Peer pressure plus bronchitis. I was not waiting for joining dates, like I am not waiting for upliftment of lockdown. Landlord, like a good caring father figure used to exhort me politely oxymoronixally and I devoted myself to taking long walks as well as reading Sherlock Holmes cannon. Fodder for der juror Teutonic. I had developed a penchant for writing on mad philosopher guild. The site soon went defunct and I landed on the couch where I kept writing keeping my post count just below that of forum owners. She on the one hand said it wasn’t about numbers on the other did everything to ensure that she was the top contributor. Moreover she was the only person who was convinced that it was a material universe and not spiritual as I was given to seek and search until I started contributing on that site. It was attacked by hackers unethically and finally the message said to master the telepathy which I couldn’t so here I am raving about ranting on and on onions.

11. The conclusion was supposed to be that current socioeconomic scenario is similar to what happened in 2008 in my universe but difference is that there were people working at that time and it was partial because it was the Lehmann Brothers and bankers not a fake virus outbreak propaganda.

12. My joining the group and working was short-lived. My tenure lasted a little more than 3 years including training period of three and half years in which I was mostly distributing chocolates and pursuing mirages for romance. I could not learn programming. The assertion in the recruitment interview that I was researching higher human intelligence and not the Artificial Intelligence was true to the best of my knowledge and potentially I was supposed to master the programming as well as keep growing by taking departmental tests. I was fed up of tests and wanted final rest and rest I got in full by quitting the job and becoming a renunciate priest as I used to say often to my coworkers.

13. I have enrolled for free audit course on Harvard’s eDX online program website for learning Python basics. The kid in vicinity said it was the buzz. I don’t know how much I would be able to learn for my logic is not upto the mark and I have still not mastered See and See Plus plush . It would teach me what essential ingredients in my make up were missing in the college years which let me not muster the courage to master the programming languages which might have made me a real geek. Actually I read nothing about technology and programming languages. I merely needed to get enlightened. The glamour made around a mythical Utopia where unicorns danced and you had no pain in body and no suffering. All lies.

Time taken: 1H 10M.

Snowball

Rattlesnake naked baked goods guns.

Smug Mugwumps thumbs-up handpumps.

Great heat subtler Stiletto kukri.

A feet or two.

Too astounding to be true.

Through and through

Beshrew clerihew hewn stewn sewn.

Meow budge budger germane doves,

Pigeons aeons snowball.

Time: 4 minutes 3 seconds.

Pedalfer ferment mental tally rallying Ying Yang !

1. Pedalfer ferment mental tally.

2. Flivver flibbertigibbet verisimilitude etude rally.

3. Moshav moksha havens Shamus
Vatic vaticination ratiocinate cinnamon.

4. Pleach preach bleach breach

Plaited gait bated breath

Gawp lawp Hawthorne nematode.

5. Fontanelle ellipsis sisal salubrious

Salmagundi undialed dialtone tonesure sureshot atonement mentation mensuration sussuration.

6. Balmacan Balmy Balma mackerel

Glottochronology rodomontade

Redowa phowa Adam howwa

Torque toque que Serra Serra.

Mesa Mesolithic thick black.

7. Periapt peripatetic perennial

Argil orchids orchil

Orchard or Chad orgeat or fad.

Or dead Aubade forbade alidade.

8. Demesne mesmerizing Jing

Demihemisemiquaversequesyered

Inglewood wooden denmarksma ship wrecked Decathlon

Tongue twisters terse severe reserves

Sewer very fever fewer versions.

9. Chiliad adversion

Animadversion chrysalis lisping lip-sync zonesing singularity.

Tycoon typhoon noon onions

Illiad homer mercury curry

. Simpson Sonny nyayaverserk.

Time Taken: 18 minutes.

Courtesy: words as triggers mostly taken from World Food Program website Free Rice. Kindly raise awareness for alleviation of hunger in your house, world and cosmos at large. Kindly do mitzvah and

Mayday Feelow?

1. Feelow: was the compound word used by the little girl who used to study in the kindergarten as I was going towards the water tank and found her on my way, other taps all being obstructed by other kids–she took a handful of water in her palms and splashed it on my face saying that strange word because she couldn’t pronounce peelo the Hindi for : go drink.

2. Near the water tank in school there used to be a small pond with lotuses. This was a Roman Catholic Church. I have been to the protestant one as well, which is located in the parish.

3. I have been to Jain temples, Bodhi stupas and Muslim saint’s tomb too but never prayed inside a mosque.

4. Friday is : 61894125: 9. Venus, Mars and Jupiter collectively rule this day. Prime influence being Venus–day has 1 as root number and 10 as sum. Sefer yetzirah. The entire month would be ruled by the number 9 as May is 5 and year 2020 gives 4 and the two add up to 9. The last month was ruled by the number 8. Saturn is the ruler of 8, whereas 9 is ruled by Jupiter.

5. Today is the eighth day of the bright half of lunar calendar. Moon is still in the sign Cancer. People around me are complaining about the heat. I burnt garbage after singing some mantras early in the morning.

6. What does Corona mean to me? Other than the obvious word meaning: it means sacrifice by humanity for mother Earth, its sister Moon and great father Vaishvanara or Mahakaal or supreme personality of Godhead or solar logoi. We need to sacrifice what no longer works for us. Dependency, old habits, looking upto government and mega companies for everything. Some things like this internet or smartphone can’t be made without infrastructure and capital yet to walk peacefully and to live minimally you don’t need much. People still spit on road after chewing betel leaves and illegal liquor is being sold for consumption. India is at least 30 years behind Tokyo and I am really in a hurry to leave but it seems that euthanasia is available only for elites and poor people have to walk long miles for water and food especially as you double whammy us by programming us with two very opposite strains of portraying Graam Swaraj in TV soaps and instill fear and suspicion towards others by spreading the news of a false virus. There is no Corona virus. Awakening of thousands petals of crown as you realise how everything is connected to everything via words, numbers and hidden, subtle as well as intricate network which is almost magical, is unfolding right now for me. Yet I am fighting multiple small battles. I don’t get bored these days but akin to atlas or Sisyphus, like the daily wage earner or labourer, I struggle very hard seeing that people around me are dying and aging very fast and a secret cabal might be holding onto anti aging and time traveling technology which they are not willing to share with others.

Time Taken: 33 minutes.

Alakh Niranjan: Mayday, Sushumna.

1. Shishumara is the word for the “baby dolphin” — the shape of the Milky Way galaxy, as envisioned by the author of the Bhagvat Puran.

2. Shishumara literally means that which kills babies. Shishupala was a relative of Krishna whom he killed with his Sudarshan Chakra after he exceeded the 100 curse words limit.

3. Shishupala means one who nurtures babies.

4. Today is Mayday or labour day: a very special day for free masons and illuminati all over the world. Rohit Sharma has turned 33 today and he’s being crowned as a 33rd degree mason today.

5. I visited Gandhi Bhavan for the first time in my life on Mayday in 2018. I spoke to a labourer outside under tin shade and also saw his mad sister who broke a brick with her head before me. As I entered inside Gandhi Bhavan, I saw a biosphere which wasn’t sooiled by the hubbub of the township. I witnessed the effect truth has and I saw a village which remained hidden from me like Manoj Night Shyamlan”s city was hidden from the villagers in the movie village. I cried my heart out that day and developed an understanding in days to come how, the consciousness might have descended down from pristine purity to greater materiality via Gandhi Bhavan as it houses Saracen Foundry”s iron pillar brought in from the Glasgow. It has eight leaves on the roof and a signature in yellow paint by one Christopher and Elise, dated 01.2.40, on one of the iron blocks making the boundary of the complex. The two lions face each other at the entrance and one of them has a staff in its left hand.

Grateful!

1. Numnah numbat numskull

2. Battue Tuesday daylight

3. Numdah howdah dahlia

4. Mahomet Mahogany Ganymede

5. Snood snoop nude dune

6. Underwater tonesure sureshot atonement mentation mensuration sussuration cocksure cockalorum cockroach coach approach fibroach.

7. Shrive Shriram thrive three ram

8. Dehiscence scene embo point an Anschluss drayfuss fustion ionised Sedona Donna Madonna midriff riffraff far-off offerings ensures resplendent dentists that accept your offer.

9. Canxoon canon cannon nonplussed xenon headlights koinoia Nobita.

10. Postiche pastiche chestnut

11. Agouti Tim tympanic panegyric.

12. Omphaloskeptic tic tac toe

Wimbledon wimble done

Nimble limbus blenny blend fun

Secern seccedent cadenza segue

Say gway

Sage way

Jambeau

Brown bear

Satyabhama Hamas Bahamas

13. Eight weight

Wight ghat ghaut

Autarkic Icarus lanugo

14. Lucerne Lucifer

Infernal decipher

Pheromones moniker

Nested nikker.

15. Raga ragamuffin Finnish tiffin

Murex codex Durex ibex

Exedra drastic ictus convictus

Tussock okra Arkansas chhokra

16. Boobialla

Atheists a the sis.

A the ling. Isinglass.

17. Palimpsest gazump gazebo

Bovine vineyard ardent boulevard

Umpires on pyres resonant antennas

Nashville lemming Ming Dynasty amazing Jing Inglewood ping pong table gabled fable cable car carmine Minecraft crafting tingling lingas

Time consumed: 36 minutes.

For Goat The Title is Ramses!

1. I feel excellent today.

2. Rishi Kapur passed away. He was a big celebrity. RIP.

3. Neighborhood was quiet until it wasn’t quiet. The boy was shouting his throat out. The mom was being reasonable and slightly goading.

4. I asked for a new smartphone. They said this one was a reward for my cleaning the house before Diwali. I cleansed and they gave me a second hand already hacked device with cracks on screen. I didn’t ask for it but now I need a better smartphone to write better. Earlier I used a laptop and used to wonder how someone blogged using smartphone with tiny screens, now, I count the blessings of being able to focus sharper.

5. Sky has some haziness. Not enough to provide solace. Birds and kittens talk to me sometimes. I mingle well with those on night rounds to keep the fort intact and I do it better when I don’t have a smartphone in the pocket of my runners.

6. I asked them– “Do you remember, a banyan tree used to be here, in this complex, pointing to the field nearby?”

“We haven’t been here for that long–was the answer” as expected.

7. I recalled later–mango tree it was. It had given innumerable carries for us as kids, even when we kept pelting stones at it. Now a young Neem tree is dancing in its place.

Memoir-High School Friends.

1. The seventh day of the lunar calendar has begun. Gar Karana.

2. I wrote an obituary cum numerology post on great actor Irrfan Khan, who met Allah today; as I was searching for a good song to upload with the draft, the post was gone.

3. He was the most appropriate actor to play Osho in Osho biopic because his eyes matched and he also had an exalted Jupiter in horoscope along with a reading habit. Rest in peace!

4. I recall my classmates from my highschool. I have written about my teachers for a few days. Now, I need to write about my friends for a while. I would use real names as far as possible, with Samkhya or number scheme to remember all flames.

RIP- Irrfan Khan!

  1. Irrfan Khan was born January 7, 1967. Left this world today: April 29, 2020, according to Wikipedia.

2. I remember his chart having Jaiminee Atmakaraka in the sign Pisces, in Navamsa before. Now the data has been altered. The same thing happened with the chart of Ramana Maharshi when I was studying in college. Atmakaraka in Pisces suggests a soul who does meritorious deeds and attains final liberation according to Parashar: Jaiminee. Mars being the chara Atmakaraka suggests someone who fought a war or struggled in life. He also had an exalted Jupiter, a baritone voice, like Amitabh Bachchan and his oceanic eyes were like Osho aka Acharya Rajneesh. I thought he, and not Aamir Khan was the most suitable actor to play the role.

3. In 2012, he added an extra r in his name. Irfan became Irrfan.

Irfan: 9+ 18+ 6+ 1+5=39=12=3.

Irrfan: 9+18+18+6+1+5=57=3.

Though root number remained the same, he became a number 57, from 39. He said he liked the sound of an extra r.

{ N.B. – I wrote this draft immediately after the news of his departure arrived. As I searched for a sentimental song, which I would be sharing in the next post, I lost this draft. My apologies for the delayed publishing and condolences to his family, friends and admirers. }

4. His surname Khan= 16=7.

5. IK= 3+ 7=10=1.

6. The root number as per the birthday: 7.

7. Life path number: 31=4.

8. Today’s root: 29=2.

Today’s life path: 1.

9. His life path now matches to his name path. He has reached the Allah. May he ever rest in peace.

10. I watched his Paan Singh Tomar in a cinema hall. I liked his profundity and dialogue delivery. Along with Anil Kapoor he shared screen for India as Gulzar and A. R. Rehman won the academy award for the song Jai Ho for Danny Boyle’s Slumdog Millionaire.

11. He was an avid reader and a noble soul.

Malar Shin Cheekbone Djinn! Aleph Meme Kin, Alex Baldwin.

1. Malar Malhar malaria Aria.

2. Bridge Gopal Nopal PayPal.

3. Dumbbell bellwether bicycle.

4. Green Samoset Yellow Brigade.

5. Bicycles bullet bulletin tintinabulation.

6. Air conditioning is conditioning by air. Rare vair. Tony Blair. Witch project. Conjecture surmised. Sedona belladonna.

7. Witnessing singularity ritzy Caravan.

8. Madeira Ira Pongal gala lingam gamla lambda molybdenum numbat battue howdah dahlia iambic jambeau autarkic Icarus rustic tickling massive asteroid idempotent tent penthousingsong.

9. Super Mario Bros Commando Dhruvas vast asterisk panorama Manorama marathon honorarium.

10. Civic cucumber onion chopped

Avocado ado doable blenny.

Watermelon melody dyad addendum.

The List of Movies!

This is a response to writing prompt list:

1. Inland Empire:

By David Lynch. Mystery. It’s still the best mystery movie I have ever watched. It’s crafted using a dreamlike sequence of images. His silent movie Rabbits is included into the narrative to create a brilliant effect. I was, am and shall always remain in awe of this masterpiece until I see something better.

2. Waking Life

Richard Linklater”s masterpiece is the best animated movie of its kind. It has philosophy and reality embedded in just the proper proportions. Dream is the destiny if you chose number four.

3. The Grave of Fireflies

This is the most powerful tragedy ever created onscreen in its effectiveness. The scene in which the young one asks if he should call a doctor for his elder brother tore my heart and eyes like never before. That such a situation could arise because of our being too power hungry and warlike and insensitive to the suffering of our neighbours, just haunts you as a haunting existential nightmare.

The Dawn!

1. It rained. Sweet birds are chirping.

2. Dark blue clouds in the North East.

3. Seven parrots fly together towards South West.

4. Parajanya and Usha both look glee. The golden Sun peeped out of dark blue clouds briefly before getting tucked into its sleepy bed again.

5. Wet clay, drenched flowers, piglets on mount of wet goober. Cotton clouds in the West. A puddle of water has formed on back side of roof.

6. Dhriti Yoga

Moon is placed in Cancer, in a Jupiter ruled constellation Punarvasu. Its placement in the third house from Sun as well as ascendant and Uranus makes this Yoga ruled by deity known as Apah and North node or Rahu which rules this Yoga is also placed with it. Steadiness or retention is its effect. It’s the eighth Nitya Yoga.

7. Mercury is 100. Aditi as well as Guru rule the Punarvasu. Works like development, fasting, peace and blessings are auspicious under its influence. And it’s the sixth day of the lunar calendar.

8. It’s bright half of lunar month and sixth day is ruled by Karthikeyan as well as Venus but Sun’s being exalted makes it a Dagdha tithi indicating lack of auspiciousness or death.

9. Bilaav Yoni indicates one who is a skilled professional and likes sweetmeats being unkind. Mars is exalted as Atmakaraka in the tenth house of highest public visibility. It’s placed with Sun and Venus in the ninth harmonic division in the sign Leo.

33M 27S 53MS: time taken to compose this article. Dogs are barking in the West. Have a nice day!