1. The lady calling in Punjabi said that I got a lottery worth 21 lakhs and she was calling from JIO. She told her name to be Tina. Police who keeps a sharp eye on each and every online and offline movement of mine should investigate the matter. It was after the 1912 hint when I found Tibetans were using most number of calendars.

2. Aakash-the son of Devkunwar wanted to avenge my righteous behaviour to him. I worked very hard and slowed myself down to bring him up to the mark. Ghanchoo called me the day Shri vamoosed without notice. He said he would give me my quote. He was never seen again. Add that with ‘Coherence’ joke where he alongwith Shailendra were wearing red and pretended to not recognise me near that handpump. Roze se ho kyaa?

3. Imran Akhtar Beg had absolutely no background enmity with me. We never quarrelled with each other. He once showed up when autowallah gave side: clout. Then: a false promise of a job plus advertisement of his post in consumer court. I must have hurt him in some way sometime. I hope it ends here because it wasn’t funny. Especially when he earns 16 times more than I do with an assurance of future income.