- No time for sand mafia. Do as you please if you come via car. Do as you please if you pretend to attend a marriage every night. Or an emergency.
- No time limit if your name is on name plate.
- If you tell them that you’re gainfully employed: first find the police department selfie stick which wants you home before twelve
- Second: grandmother sleeps soundly, rest of the family is also enjoying sleep. Two young children in their twenties are roaming on their roof in the midnight as their dog barks but rest of the civilized society is so deeply asleep for seven to eight hours between eleven to eight o clock in the night that you are supposed to be within the palace of grandeur where masonic laws have miserably failed to provide any solace in form of civility, before eleven or even before ten.
- The same people will eat you alive for not being employed but now they’re focussed on being civil to let everyone sleep in time bar neighborhood kids who chat and roam after midnight on their roof. No rules or planning or advanced telling for jhun jhun Devi fond of wearing ornaments despite being almost retired from service. What kind of ghost ship are they steering and to where and why?
- I spent a long time figuring out if they actually had any discipline regarding checkin or checkout if it was really a place with those restrictions. There were none. Maybe kavi sammelan is over now and only means of taxation is by squirming anyone who is too tired by being honestly employed instead of sitting at door to collect taxes by spewing forth laws at random which are not applicable for tenants.
- Enough with this bullshit of random laws already. Jeremy Bentham’s Panopticon for all purposes. Deus Ex Machina. Did they tell me about their trip to Baandaa? Did they tell me how they went to that place, why and when? Did they do so just because they were more mature than a forty years old? Why then do they allow someone only thirty years old to enter at random hours while hold me to answer random questions after a hard day at work?
- This is the justice system here of which these truthful people are extremely fond of and in appreciation for.
Second Platform Ticket!
Don’t Speak More Than Automattic Guild Lets You Speak No Matter How Many Awards Your Weblog Won in 2015. Not Your Uncle’s Automattic!
If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why?
- Be Yourself, everyone else is taken.
- The quote is by Oscar Wilde.
- Nobody can replace you, even if your copies are assembled en-masse in a Nick Bostrum/ Tesla factory.
- With that said, if having referenced three authorities wasn’t enough: I would like to know how does it actually feel to know all of the words in the UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test database. How does it feel to know all of the words in spelling bee contests. How does it feel to be Sir Donald Bradman or James Harbeck or Founder of a Test like Joint Entrance Examination for engineering students in India or To be founder of Harvard or Massachusetts or To be the founder of United States of America.
- I have pretty good idea by now how it feels to be Gandhi, Kabeer or Prahlaad. I don’t want to feel that.
- I might like to feel superior to others but I can’t dispense Mensa Membership to every student I meet.
- You would really love to know what it feels like to be a Charles Babbage, JRR Tolkein, Or
- Why all these pundits got trapped here trying to undo curses within the lands of haunted dolls.
- They were merely curious. Curiousity killed the cats. Dogs took over. They were Sirius.
- Then, they found more than they were looking for, almost 1408 of Stephen King.
- They resolved to find their Team Cobbs who already had bugs like Mal in their designs.
- What does it feel like to be Amish Alvi or Amish Tripathi: Immortals of Meluha fame? I don’t want to know.
- Where there’s mining: there are reptiles. There are nightmares. Petroleum industries. Oceans.
- It’s like motivating people to be administrators, not in so many words, an idea repeated in Bollywood, Hollywood, Tollywood etc ad infinitum, ad nauseum, ad absurdum.
- How does it feel to be Khaleel Zibraan for a day?
- How does it feel to not worry about progenies or ancestors or hungry ghosts?
- How does it feel like to have committed absolutely no sins?
- How does it feel to be.
- How does it feel to not care anymore for celebrities?
- How does it feel?
- Why?
- Who?
- Reductio Ad Absurdum.
24.
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Peter Schmies Word Classification Test!
Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on.
- Peter Schmies Word Classification Test
- I conducted a research into higher human intelligence during 2005-2009 by interviewing many college undergraduates and a few people from industries.
- I continued similar projects even when the Peter Schmies text version of detailed analogies test was no longer available in 2018-2025.
- By returning to basics of pencil and paper with Jeremy Bentham’s Panopticon for Deux Ex Machina: I realised in February, 2025, that it was almost impossible to clear this objective Words Classification Test ( where you needed to guess if words were similar, opposite or you were making a wild guess.)
- Siddhanta: fundamental: words are sounds in the wild without any inherent meaning in them. In other words: it’s difficult to read a dictionary than reading fiction.
- From the viewpoint of a Grammarian , Author or Lexicographer: fiction is merely a context for interpretation of new word roots, new meanings, new associations.
- The first law of remembering and retaining words is to merely repeat it often enough.
- The second law is associating is with many profound ideas.
- Being able to clear Peter Schmies Word Classification Test removes many curses for example.
- Working in some libraries , for example, is almost impossible because of the banned versions or prohibitions.
- During 2018-2025, another strange thing was taking help from James Harbeck, Sesquiotica fame, who had let me publish a guest article on his weblog earlier. I had introduced his work on Blogging101Alumni website sponsored by Automattic.
- Every time I tried to clear the ceiling of 16 errors until 2060, I used to commit a few errors before reaching the score of 1000 on UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test site which was developed by Josh Breen.
- I decided to make these tests open sources in order to crack them as Rick Rosner of Mega Society had indicated in the Mega Society journal.
- During 2025 January and February this bugged website was unable to maintain itself.
- Collins dictionary was only resource which helped.
- Who was Fredrick Berchtold if not Pope?
- Proselytism in the name of education might work in the short run.
- Names are words, like titles, ranks, offices, honours..
- A breakfast, a bed, a milk tea, a mobile charge, a distraction free environment to publish.
- Project Gutenberg, project renaissance, project Sesquiotica for example.
- If Gregg Scott, Jhonson O Connors, Norman Lewis, Ben Zimmer, Language Log guys and Jonathan Swift decide to keep meaning of words like Russel, Harbeck or Whigham: it’s a guild awards Peter Schmies Word Classification Test which is equivalent to Issac Asimov or Mensa Membership in Sweden.
- But you are almost 40. You don’t want to be 14 years old.
- Time Machines. Name Machines. Walking. Friends.
- Was Reservoir dogs an inspiration for the opening sequence for The Dark Knight?. If yes, Nolan shouldn’t be credited as much for originality as for grand execution which works in corporate settings, in family gatherings.
- As soon as Peter Schmies is out you start condemning him.
- As soon as you exhaust Sesquiotica you look for next Laaloo.
- Brown, Black people were frequent flyers. White people were not so.
- Why did my corporate colleague prefer railways? To save himself from heart attacks.
- What’s next?
VRS
- IAB: yes, I would take English tuition after attending a marriage ceremony.
- BOB KIOSK: No, we think he’s our senior executive.
- Conclusion: since insurer disappeared after creating another BOB scam: IAB was right.
- Case closed.
Chaturvedi versus Churvedi versus Basil Rathbone versus Benedict Cumberbatch versus Sherlock Holmes versus CHATUVERDI !!!
1. I was brought up among Grammar Nazis.
2. In school, as well as outside: parents, teachers and seniors: all took great care to correct pronunciation of youngsters.
3. It applied to both English and Hindi.
4. Stuttering or speech defect made you subject to ridicule and mockery.
5. Despite best of my efforts and somehow being able to graduate in electronics and communication engineering: I found myself fumbling for correct pronunciation in get-togethers among my colleagues.
6. I tried to compensate by learning more words: especially by reading. The lag between proper pronunciation and spelling still remained. Finally: I accepted it with further research into etymology of type which condones some errors provided you’re not being obnoxious on purpose by pretending to be a logophile.
Now: having established the premise which saves you the trouble of misappropriation, misapprehension and misconception (not to be confused with miscarriage;) I try to unleash my grammar nazi in service of entertainment.
A. I assume you have been following my career as a local guide level six on Google: which is an unpaid job. Rehash data if you have no money to visit new places. Keep compensating for low achievement by finding errors in names, addresses and such with limitation of Google Maps assuming that you actually visited a place if you merely passed by it and your bluetooth was happy to have a dream byte. Or if you were to edit out an address with a genuine philanthropic urge to help: Google maps continues to assign you the role of the job manager, whereas, you’re on your toes to avoid real estate people who assume that you’re actually a fraud who’s about to misappropriate their property.
B. In that vein: whoever commissioned this work in the stone tablet number one: did a great damage to self-proclaimed Hindi champions :
CHATURVEDI is written like: CHATUVERDI.
I am an expert in finding culprits.
With the risk of creating an all out BEE Jay PEE versus CONE GRACE:
With the risk of losing my five hundred rupees per month job in which I teach English, Hindi and Maths to a kid whose father is actually free from losing his job:
I hereby declare that: on 14.10.09:
When this GRAVE misdemeanor was being committed against HINDI as well as the original philanthropic family which contributed land towards the creation of this August premise;
People responsible were:
Professor P. K. Pateriya
Professor G. C. Singhai
Madhusudan Pitre
There:
I have shown you the art of actually honouring your mother tongue, if it’s Hindi. It’s not done by putting a Palm on HOLIDAY on back of a pedestrian. Not by shouting Jai Shriram. Not by driving a vehicle without license. Not by shouting uncle uncle uncle ad nauseum…ad infinitum.
Case Two:
This error was also consumed post 12.06.1994.
It seems: later it became trendier to distribute credit here.
Even a 1992 stone inscription has embossed characters, both in Hindi and English: which are free from error. Only person mentioned is a philanthrope named Swami Pranavananda who donated money and land in India and USA for furthering Vedic research.
Thus: error in Case Two: Hindi research is based on the assumption that commission was working under Digvijay Singh, then chief minister of Madhya Pradesh India. The stadium committee had a head, someone was a principal, another name needed to be blamed for being in-charge during the masonic tea parties.
Take another pro bono case:
Despite best of their intentions: they commissioned two artiste. Both began work at the rate of five hundred rupees per day I assume. I requested them to correct Hindi spelling of APRIL. They did. It was too late when it came to English spelling of CHANAL. Charnel. Channel. Organizers are still alive and kicking and they don’t give a damn about Hindi, English or mafia. I think so? No. I know so! Relevance: today morning Mitul with an M tattoo on his right hand asked about it.
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Churvedi Stidum Babulal: Chai Shai Adda host Ramakant Patel had it in their Google maps address. I edited it out for free for public welfare. I kept doing it with noted doggedness Siriusly. That’s where one of the terms comes from.
Gymnashium Hall, Badminton Hall and Pavilion!
What’s with this stone that brings me back to it: again and again?
Let’s see, see plus plus and luscious lassi. Let’s see. See++ & lush see us lasso!
1. I was an adventurous romantic ambitious young man of nine or ten when Aditya Dwivedi aka Lallu; the third son of Munnilal Chhikahra waale introduced me to terms like Gymnashium/Pavilion/Stadium.
2. Growing up; I was confused for a while: what’s the difference between three terms? The confusion seems to be obvious even in the mind of bureaucrats associated with this college’s administration.
3. This hall: whatever its name was intended to be:
A. Gymnashium Hall: it needs to be pointed out that the heading was scratched on the stone as if a grown up student was actually confused about how to name it.
B. This stone might be renovated soon. The date is illegible for most obvious purpose: to put the past behind us…where it actually belongs.
C. The actual date for inauguration was: 12.06.1994: why does it matter?
D. Coming back to Lallu aka Aditya Dwivedi: he’s gainfully employed in the education department of Uttar Pradesh. His father was declared dead by some gossip-mongers-creators and brought back from dead by some miracle workers. I have narrated this event to at least three to four people by now. Let more of you know it!
E. I used to blame myself for remembering it as Gymnashium Hall: whereas it was used for badminton. Later on, they put a blue coat on wall with proper declaration.
F. It’s at the pavilion end.
Leonardo Da Vinci’s ghost creates a self portrait of Basil Rathbone who happens to be distant cousin of Robert Downey Jr. in 2022 AD via cranes. I crane. U crane. We crane. C crane. C plus plus. Who cares. Grave of fireflies. Fire flies. Secrane. Sacchrine. Secret. Secretariat. Lariat. Larry at lorry stop. Dirty Harry in the dead pool. Spool. Loops that’s why nobody fakes you seriously! Tops hot pots spotted stops.
Now some video interviews of a national level player who also happens to be a senior software developer.
This segment is a copyright material like other segments. Courtesy: Rishabh Jadia and Nagendra Singh Yadav. District association for badminton Chhatarpur. Badminton hall Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh.
Bank of Baroda & Kiosk!
Note: Public holiday on every Sunday. Plus: on second and fourth Saturday. 24 days of service per month. Public holidays mean Holi/Diwali/Dussehra etc
1. It was my first visit to the BOB branch located near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.
2. I visited based upon the suggestion given by kiosk CSC Nitin Chaurasiya who operates out of shop number 14 near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.
3. My zero balance account was opened about a month ago. I received a passbook on 12.04.2022. Account was opened on 14.03.2022: Satyamev Jayate. No photographs. Lost a charger in due course. No ATM card but transactions might happen. Slow and steady wins some rat races.
4. I was supposed to receive my ATM card and get e-kyc.
5. My account is no longer frozen but ATM card is going to take further time. No real limit.
6. The cashier at branch of BOB said:
” Did you get any SMS?”
No, I replied.
7. You usually receive an SMS and card reaches your home.
8. Here: BOB CSC told me in advance about getting ATM through him via Kiosk. I was positive about getting it today.
9. I visit Kiosk. Nitin didn’t respond to my call. He was busy playing PUBG with a bunch of friends.
10. Those FRIENDS again ask bullshit questions. I ask him when will I get my ATM card.
11. Nitin asks to wait for three more days. The BOB cashier told that none of the ATM cards have been delivered in the last 2-3 months.
12. What’s up with BOB?
What’s app is up your Apple pie?
Following sequence of events would tell you what usually happens on Whatsapp, WordPress and other places when there are admins or you’re not strong enough to defend yourself.
1. I am invited to a Whatsapp group dedicated to highschool students only. Via Facebook.
2. I become a member with three admins. Initially there are two…then three.
3. As usual: I am an active member. Sometimes too serious: I am given warning:
“This group is solely dedicated to relaxing jokes.”
4. I pay heed. I share less serious jokes.
5. Group is almost silent after a while. I share a post with my picture.
6. After a few days:
Some more pictures which highlight grave issues. Dark humor.
7. The limit of tolerance has been reached after today’s pictures.
8. I am told that a member of the group left it because of the offensive content I shared.
9. I am removed from the group. Without warning.
10. A group member argues with other members for a while and I am added into the group after the offended member is re-included into the group.
11. After being added to the group: I am shown what people actually think about the content I share on this group:
Offensive. Repelling. Foolish and so on.
12. The person who was defending me invites others to a marriage and offers alcohol.
13. Everyone is happy.
14. I narrate this event after about three months of get-together on whatsapp and FB with high school friends.
15. This gives you a clear idea about what I have been doing these days and what kind of impression it creates in minds of my high school friends.
16. I am going to share this post on another whatsapp group where I am ‘one of the admins.’
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Tournament beginning on April 18th
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Scrambled eggs afternoon!
Rat at hat
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Constitution of United States of America!
1. Since 05:30 to 15:30; on 14.04.2022; I have walked at least 10000 steps.
2. This is an image of a 50 rupees indian note. It was released in the year 2019. Gandhi. Governor. Hampi. Archeological survey of India and CASH which has turmeric on it. Sanju Kirana Store is not registered in shops nearby Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan.
3. Exhaust fan running anticlockwise. Here’s a classic song for presidents in India and USA supported by JOCKEY Johnson O’Connor foundation:
4. Today morning an RSS group got offended by me. My friend Anirudh.
5. Yesterday evening a home decor employee got offended because I took a picture of the shop without permission. My friend Vipul.
6. Day before a member of Ram Mandir Samiti got offended by my place. My friend Aditya.
7. Just a few days ago a wakatake constellation guy got offended after I had a Budweiser. My friend Lallu and Pavilion guy Terrence Tao.
8. Another guy got offended today because I asked him why he was holding a rose in his hand in pavilion. My friend Puneet got offended because I didn’t mention that he’s also a national level handball player.
9. Dogs get offended by breeds I see on a regular basis.
10. Foofarawesomeshugasconadementedstalksuveriaimilitudetudensenamesakeynotenetsukentomorrowland. Anurag loaned me 149 rupees today.
11. He won’t take it back until I reach Nagpur. By then he might get transferred to another location.
12. Ajax. Sapax and so on. Men of letters. Supernaturals. Commentators and so on.
13. Google Play Store download app Free Rice. Share a meal. Like, share, subscribe.
14. Vocabulary.com is a commercial app.
15. Something died in me on Holi celebration.
16. Then something else died when shit hit the fan and a case was settled for bhaiya bhabhi United Productions: again leaving me indebted to bitches and company.
17. I am beginning to open books on constitution of United States of America. It’s easier than that of Indian national state called Chhatarpur.
18. Vicks inhalers are good for cough and smoke.
19. My height is atleast 10 ft as per new masonic lodge standards. Edited.
Dancing light of grace 