1. Dr. Susan E. Blackmore, in her book “The Meme Machine,” told about circumcision. It tends to make masturbation difficult in order to reinforce only the sexual intercourse.
2. It’s fundamental to Abrahamic religions.
3. Add cultural and peer pressure to that. Masturbation is looked heavily down upon.
4. What would it result in naturally?
5. Population explosion.
6. If we were to talk about sexual intercourse being the natural need for procreation alone. There must be people: who neither do sexual intercourse nor leak other than when required: which should be: once or twice in their lifetimes.
7. I talk about both sexes in the point number six. Unless you qualify. Unless you never ever let seminal liquids go out of your private parts in your lifetime: ofcourse after there were glands secreting them: you shouldn’t point fingers to advocates of masturbation or sexual promiscuity.
8. If there are unemployed people in millions across the world. If there are people who can barely afford home or shelter or conveyance or learning or advancement. If you come across a single obese, crippled, old, suffering person in your day to day life: it’s better to promote masturbation over sexual intercourse. Open clubs where it’s taught. Teach it properly. It’s preferable over marriages which are costly and further force people to reproduce because they merely need an outlet for sexual energy. They don’t have universities for study or labs for experiments. Let rich and aristocrats practice celibacy for their lifetimes and pariahs masturbate at public squares. It’s healthier. Every inch of space is owned and sold and every square foot plus billboard has suggestions to procreate : to further the chain of disabled beings. This is not the picture your scriptures painted of heavens and since it’s as above so below: why promote sexual intercourse over masturbation? Why promote heterosexual marriages over homogeneous marriages?
9. In the eyes of law these are settled affairs. I don’t know which heaven or hell the souls of martyrs like Oscar Wilde, Leonardo Da Vinci and Galileo Gallile went to: it’s the indestructible drop enjoying and not enjoying so tension and release always ends in release and it prepares for further tension. Celibacy might be good for European countries and Canada not for India, China or America which are crop cultivation farmhouses.
10. What kind of affinity is affinity between you and me? Vallalar asked it to himself. Sanmaargam. It wasn’t to a Pashupatinath. Because : there no affinity exists. There exists slavery. Pyramids. Tazmahal. Burj Khalifa: all built on blood of countless. Like Himalayas.
11. Hindus have preachers like Asharam who advocated creating four or more progenies to compete with muslims. It’s: after all a number game played by great time. More babies, less space, more babies- less water, more babies less masturbation more babies less baby girls more boys less girls.
12. Cheerleaders: I don’t know if those girls exercising in stadium or walking on road: masked or unmasked are Hindu, Muslim, Sikh or Christian: they are goddesses or witches; I don’t know. They’re rare.
13. For two hundred males there are ten girls. Every girl: whether she’s obese or ugly or handicapped feels great because she gets plenty of attention. Either she feels like a goddess or she feels like a cheerleader but you know why? Moon needs energy. I don’t know where the author of Beelzebub’s tales went but he did tell some important things.
14. The worship of girls results in this: Hindus. In there being only four girls for every two hundred guys. Replace words ‘girls’ with ‘women’ and ‘guys’ with ‘men.’
15. The hijab results in this: there being only four girls in playground where four hundred boys are playing.
16. The result: uglier girls. Healthier boys competing for uglier and uglier girls. Result: goddesses giving energy to Moon.
17. Conclusion: masturbation is healthy. Circumcision is unhealthy. Celibacy is only for super-rich. Religions are only for super-rich. Practice what you preach. Don’t preach. Don’t wear fake signs of religions. Stop exalting householder over renunciates. For your sins they have renounced. If they’re ill physically or mentally you are the one responsible. Stop promoting fake and incomplete education.