Batsman ship!

Bats
A dead bat.

Battue Tuesday daylight.

Tight wad Dwight wigwam.

Foofaraw war far off offerings.

Rings of water.

Pigeons and prisons.

Orison Benison sonnets.

Nets hanging onto gingerly lyrics.

Traction attraction onions.

Noisome mesothelioma metheglin.

Isintheglass retinitis isthmus.

Atheling Mingas theology.

The crows nest nearby bats.

Stabs tabs battery battleground.

Groundnut nutterverse severe reverse pastiche chestnut esteem.

Scorching Sun and The Shin Armor!

Scorching.

1. This is what scorching Sun feels like. The hot hell. The clouds against hazy skies are too scanty to contain the heat from reaching the Earth. Moreover: the night bounces back some radiation which is retained by the haze which is devoid of any moisture. You envy snowfalls and you make believe that with profuse sweating some of your sins would also burn. That future summers won’t be as hot. But it never works.

2. I tried making the little girl laugh with some stories : fictional enactment of an ice-cream seller sleeping because of hot summer. Her uncle gently knocks at his door to buy some and brings it back with some cold drinks. There are no permanent resting places neither any permanent sources of income.

Transmission Lines

3. I couldn’t curl the mosquito net back. The boy on the footpath had taught me but I seem to have forgotten. Mosquitoes didn’t bite my skin but they kept clouding my vision for many hours. It barely had space to stretch my legs yet air upstairs wasn’t as heavy as inside the room.

4. Kids keep playing on and off. They are subject their parents who are subject to whims of government who is subject to some mysterious phenomenon or a one world government conspiracy.

5. My business is thriving at present. I have invested and gained. My voice is a pleasant voice. Meaningful noises are paradoxical calculations. I plan nothing. Nothing happens.

6. This side of the town feels like the Texas of the No Country For Old Men

7. A shepherd is driving a bunch of seven goats towards pastures in the South West. A man with a red eye on a bicycle passes by towards East.

8. The shrubs are dancing and the limbic system is being titillated too often these days. It’s the seething blood of reptilian humanoids. The shin.

The Birthday of Saturn!

1. Shani or Saturn was born as a progeny to Chhaya or Shadow when Sun, his father misconstrued her to be his wife, who, unable to bear his Taijas left to do penance. As to why she left a shadow behind remains a mystery. After coming to realise that he has given birth to Saturn out of the wedlock the Sun cursed the Shadow. Her son was unhappy with his father due to that.

2. Jyestha Amavasya or the new Moon is the date as per the Hindu lunar calendar.

3. On May 22, 2020, Friday, a rare stellium of Sun, Moon, Mercury and Venus happens in the sign of Taurus which is an outgoing Earth as well as exaltation sign of Moon and Mool trikona sign of Venus.

4. Saturn is in its own sign Capricorn with debilitated Jupiter. This is also a rare conjunction.

5.

Shani Jayanti. 22.5.2020. Sou th

6. Atmakaraka Mercury is in its friend’s sign and in Leo navamsa. Saturn is a hard Taskmaster who is happy if you perform your duties well.

7. Oil of til would be used to burn lamps under Ashwath tree today at the time of Twilight. Scorpion ascendant. Naga Karana. Debilitated Jupiter plus retrograde Venus, Saturn and Setting Sun. Moon which has waned indicate: Ouroboros with a coiled tail. An interesting study about the recent times.

8. Aum Shan Shanaish charaay namaha is the mantra for offering sacrifice to Saturn.

Temperature Drops

Venus

1. After the prayer meeting we went on a walk to remember. Three kids on bike. The driver gave his handle up loose before the house of the food inspector. The immediate cause was a piece of cloth lying on road. The deeper cause– they are returning players.

2. The bench to sit down for a while seemed like a luxury. Twilight was extremely soothing today. There were military or police people walking inside the stadium. It’s open for business like galla mandi. There is some strange logic in work here- exercise is bad for health. Business is good. What would I do–zilxh.

3. A dyslexic teacher on bicycle with tomatoes in a carry bag was speaking to another on bike. It was about tuitions.

4. I took some photographs in peace. I recall one Urdu poem–

Kisi ko mukammal jahan nahi milta,

Kabhi jameen nahi milti to kabhi aasmaan nahin milta.

5. The discussion turned to the imaginary disease and virus. USA would soon touch 100000 deaths. They have tested about 130000000 people : about one third of their entire population. India has tested only a fraction of people and sacrifice has only been that of the 3500 people. All data given by my friend. If it’s not factual I am not responsible.

6. It’s predicted[citation needed] that a virus is likely to arrive by October.

7. Since we have been slow in testing we would be happy in being slow for vaccination as well.

8. I had an ice-cream and noodles. This is the peak of luxury since 2017. I am employed by a college kid who bumped his head into the wall. He wasn’t chasing the ball as in football stadium yet he got bruises and his head might be hurting. He was running with a bat. I took his vocabulary quiz and found him eligible for my help. Coaching classes are not open for this season. But if business can be open : I am eligible for a coffee and a bike ride. At least I am not raising my voice for Euthanasia. What Euthanasia? They are already dead.

9. And I am back to romancing with mosquitoes -need of another bath. Does that count as a luxury. Yes.

10. Temperature- Sassy Yassy says no need for secrets. The reduction has been many degrees in average temperature of this town. And it has rained every month since last year. I don’t know what is changing the climate so drastically. It’s still not as pleasant as Bangalore.

Remembering Being Beaten by Military For Pyramid!

1. A dull page dedicated to experiment minister by ex chief minister. In local newspaper today.

2. It’s usually good to stay out of the way of politicians.

3. Rajiv Gandhi was handsome.

4. I worked as an IT employee.

5. It was a raging storm the evening he died. Unlike anything I had ever seen before. I have seen many since then. His death did make him more popular than a conventional one would have. It was a tradition-Gandhi , Indira, Rajiv. You know Amitabh Bacchan would have liked to die instead of Rajesh Khanna in Anand. He kept dying in Sholay and others. Like Jesus. Martyr syndrome.

6. I didn’t have the maturity to comprehend Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam.

7. I do hope I am not beaten by the police and military this time around. The last time around when I remarked about Rahul Gandhi winking for Modi and both being members of illuminati, wilderness builderbergs I was silenced by police which was sent from Uttar Pradesh.

8. Though I also kept wondering if that was because of my porn history articles. Check chess maye link June jejunebugs bunny nyayaverserk.

9. I will definitely continue with poorn history articles once the country or the world becomes stable ay large.

Trolls Are Welcome!

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1. Rahul Rabbit was the name given to Rahul Dravid the cricketer who lived in Indira Nagar, Bangalore. The naming was done by Subba the son of Ishvara Singh the policeman who was living as a tenant in this house some 21 years ago. Yesterday it was 20 now 21, you know that deal and the drill don’t you.

0. We were chatting about Dravid, Tendulkar and Ganguli recently*** Greg Chappal Episode and the next day there was an article head of which read–“if players use these 2-3 years well they can further their careers.”

Well-known coach of under 19 Rahul Dravid said so. And my parents said so. And my teachers in highschool and my colleagues and everyone around me.

It must have been true if everyone said so+++

Gloaming

Dawn!

Birds are singing their sweet morning song. Their bunches flying towards the South. Some dogs in the vicinity bark intermittently. The sky has been painted in chiaroscuro in the East as Sun is about to arise. Batlings fly flies also fly. I grappled with leftovers of yesterday night before gearing myself up for the morning coffee. I have been an evening person since forever. Mom and company don’t sleep before midnight and there is no guarantee of uninterrupted sleep even after that. Dead’s night duty meant he would ring a bell early morning at four. I was dreaming about someone’s demise. I slept about four hours which is enough. I don’t sleep during the day. I am listening to Gayatri Mantra in the soothing voice of Anuradha Paudwal and ozone of early morning hours does improve the quality of this day.

Full Moon or Mechanical Siren?

Can you see it?

I would spell it:

Whereas camera of the smartphone captures a circular dot akin to the full Moon: my eyes with glasses and otherwise record and see only a waning Ashtami Moon. Strange, isn’t it? And if you read this blog regularly, you know that full Moon of Vaishakh Poornima wasn’t quite full. It’s a strange strange world for sooth.

Kailee Morgues Siren is the new fad for me. Stay tuned, stay safe.