I needed to trim my hair and beard. I went to the hall and called up for my mother but she wasn’t there. When I opened the door it was pitch dark unlike ever before at this time of the day. I called for my father who was asleep. I asked for the scissors. He gave me scissors and asked if I needed anything else to which I said no.
Then I took a mirror from the verandah where it was hanging above the sink. I used a mirror to look at the hair to trim my hair. I kept an old newspaper under the mirror to let the trimmed hair be collected. Then I crumpled them in the paper in a bucket. I put them in the basket for garbage.
Then I swept the room carefully looking for stray hair and collected the garbage in the bin.
Then I washed a couple of tiles, a few clothes and then I took a bath in the washroom.
I changed some of my clothes in the washroom and others in the room.
Then I contemplated the next course of action for a few moments. I cleansed the scissors.
Then I went to put the box with sugar into the room. And scissors were put in the hall because the mother was present. I told her about the scissors.
Then I went to the kitchen again to organise utensils which were cleansed.
Mother arrived in the kitchen and asked me if I had eaten. I asked her if tea was to be made. Then my grandmother asked me if I was going to eat my food first or make tea. I took a few moments to decide what needed to be done and decided to eat four wheat breads with gourd and tomato vegetables.
After this I went to make tea. I poured two and half glasses of milk, half teaspoonful of tea leaves, five teaspoons of sugar, half teaspoonful of ginger and let them brew for a few minutes. I used a regulator to increase the heat level and to reduce it back to a lower level.
I took the lota pota to filter the tea. It was too hot to pour into the pot as I filtered. I used a clipping handle to pour tea into the lota.
I took the tea to my grandmother but she wasn’t present in her room, then I put tea in my bedroom. Then I served it in the hall.
Then I had a discussion in the bedroom. There were a few friends sitting on chairs. We were having tea together. We were talking pleasantly with each other. Since some of my friends didn’t know the language there were a few more friends to interpret the language. It lasted for a while and they left as they had to attend other things. I got busy with Duolingo music. I practiced music for four minutes though I was supposed to do it only for three.
Then I practiced Duolingo English for a few minutes. It was after eight days.
Then I started composing this prompt as a part of the prompt engineering image generation project for LLM.
Banyan tree: unto this last. Physical examination: May 19th. Only few of them would get qualified. April 30 2022Lal Bahadur and Cleanliness Shines!Was second picture needed?Why do we keep returning to cloistered spaces?Hindi error?Indi error?Forensics mimics!One rupee! Scrape business!Why do we crack the exhausted green bottles which once carried alcoholic beverage in it?Beautiful Sunrise on 30.04.2022. if April is fool. May is cool.Kesar Lassi should be orange. Top in town.Plastic chairs stick Chai Vibhag inside out. What can be done with your time?Allotactuallyricallymcalculabmh
Caution: Transparency Working hours: 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM Lunch Break: 14:00 PM to 14:30 PM
Note: Public holiday on every Sunday. Plus: on second and fourth Saturday. 24 days of service per month. Public holidays mean Holi/Diwali/Dussehra etc
No services given without mask. None of the people inside were wearing masks. Including branch manager. Everything written in terms and conditions doesn’t get applied.I visited the place at 14:44 PM
1. It was my first visit to the BOB branch located near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.
2. I visited based upon the suggestion given by kiosk CSC Nitin Chaurasiya who operates out of shop number 14 near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.
3. My zero balance account was opened about a month ago. I received a passbook on 12.04.2022. Account was opened on 14.03.2022: Satyamev Jayate. No photographs. Lost a charger in due course. No ATM card but transactions might happen. Slow and steady wins some rat races.
4. I was supposed to receive my ATM card and get e-kyc.
5. My account is no longer frozen but ATM card is going to take further time. No real limit.
6. The cashier at branch of BOB said:
” Did you get any SMS?”
No, I replied.
7. You usually receive an SMS and card reaches your home.
8. Here: BOB CSC told me in advance about getting ATM through him via Kiosk. I was positive about getting it today.
9. I visit Kiosk. Nitin didn’t respond to my call. He was busy playing PUBG with a bunch of friends.
10. Those FRIENDS again ask bullshit questions. I ask him when will I get my ATM card.
11. Nitin asks to wait for three more days. The BOB cashier told that none of the ATM cards have been delivered in the last 2-3 months.
1. Can you finish a ten rupees white bread packet(usually twelve to thirteen pieces with a twenty rupees lassi?)
Answer: it depends on whether you need to finish it.
2. Why lassi and not tea?
Answer: quantity to soak breads.
3. Why not water and sugar?
Answer: I have tried.
ChaiVibhag +⅖
Question: 01: Why department?
Answer: 01: The name is a mockery of red-tapeism.
The image was captured by me today. How much can you read in the facade which is in shape of a scramble?
20.04.2022
Question 01: Is it a earthenware made for tea or coffee?
Answer: What do you see?
I hear a nightingale.
Some water on its beak.
A small puppy harrassed by grown ups.
Follows me after midnight.
I don’t know if it’s dead or alive now
I don’t know if it was similar to the puppy that night.
Laal Bahadur
Question 01: Why do I call it Laal Bahaadur?
Answer: 01: Because I watched ‘Peepli Live,’ in 2010-11. The refernces stayed with me.
Do you see BaskinRobins?
Question 01: Where’s the snake?
Answer 02: Where’s Uranus?
Question: 02: Why?
Question 01: How many images in this article?
Answer: 01: 15.
Question: 02: The last section has an image which is associated with RTI 2005. Subsection. Can you find that one out?
Question: 03: The last section has an image which highlights importance of architects of Indian republic. Can you highlight any misrepresentation of facts under artistic license, associated with those images?
Question: 04: I recently had a coin. A ten rupee coin. I spent it. It was about a personality which is associated with one of the artworks captured in the images. Can you guess it?
Copyright policy: honesty is the best policy. Saint Gadge Circle, police lines road. Municipal corporation Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh. Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur. And Late Madhav Prasad Mishra Memorial Tennis Ball Cricket Tournament Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001 own various artifacts that were captured by this photography equipment.
Gadangi NOT GANDAGI: Art of Hindi!14.04.2022. Thursday. Birthday of Ambedkar and Mahaveer. Hai or Hain? Why Hindi medium? Because then cm needed to reduce salaries of all teachers and workers at once.
This is simplest of posts to emphasize a point I have already made too often now.
1. As soon as you enter into the Badminton Hall located inside the Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001: you see a small room adjacent to the hall.
2. Here you would find a similar picture:
Gutka aka beteljuice and dirt. Do you observe the broom? I have tried using it! I still can’t fly.
3. A picture is worth thousand words. Three pictures must be worth three thousand words at least.
A picture captured without the permission of labourers at work for a noble and just cause.
4. The fourth picture:
4.1: I approached labourers.
4.2: I asked them if they would like to get photographed.
4.3: They clearly said No.
4.4: I asked if they were being paid “at least 400 rupees per day for such straining work in scorching Sun:” it was already twelve o’ clock and they were digging earth for another tournament.
4.5: I measured the pitch: it was 34 steps. 22 ft. Sumit and Chanchal were present. I am Anand.
Copyright policy: if anyone associated with pitch creation wants to sue me for taking this picture at this hour; despite their lack of consent: do so by all means. I have barely enough to feed myself. These labourers need more than 500 rupees per day. It’s a difficult undertaking with weather and fuel prices taken into consideration. All cases are subject to human rights commission Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001 and Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001. Help alleviate the hunger and poverty in your world. Improve education.
1. It’s 12:52 PM 10.04.2022, Sunday, in Chhatarpur, Madhya Pradesh, India, inside Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium. I am sitting under a banyan tree. It reminds me of Gandhi’s fondness for Ruskin Bond’s UntoThisLast.
2. I had a chapter in my class 11th text book. The chapter was called:
“The Banyan Tree.”
Or was it
“The Old Banyan Tree?”
I don’t remember. S. S. Khare used to describe passages to us and he used to take long breaks to exalt a mechanic who was a driver in comparison to a driver who had to take his bike to a mechanic too frequently. Agrawal was surname of his favorite student and he used to repeat ‘samjhe?’ in his mouth as an automatic reminder. Strange as it seemed, I gained a greater understanding of his imports for chapters like Reuters and BanyanTree. He was all for practice. Practice makes a man perfect and perfection can be perfected by further practice.
3. I recently saw many leaves falling from this tree. Yellow. Ripened. Hot wind is blowing. Headline in Dainik Bhaskar Reads :
Game over for Imran Khan.
-Dainik Bhaskar, 10-04-2022
4. Fuel prices are soaring. CK told me that petrol costs 119 rupees per litre.
5. I had a lassi at Chai Vibhaag.
Lassi plus bread.
6. Lassi was worth twenty rupees. White bread was worth twenty rupees. CK bought a tea for me. We shared bread with each other. We played the game of scramble. It took us two minutes each to score. Two minutes to evaluate. Two minutes to set up and two minutes to conclude. A total of ten minutes. How much did we both score? My score was thirteen points higher than his score. He teaches mathematics to primary school kids. I teach English to all people I meet, unless they want me to teach them something else.
Ward no 16/23
7. I need to update the article on Chai Vibhaag in Google maps. Their timings might adjust to evening-night pattern. April fool and scorching tropic of Aries. Sun and the North node enter the dragon.
8. Music is a big factor which creates environment. I got to hear some of my favorite songs in my personalized Spotify Jukebox today at Chai Vibhag as I connected my smartphone via bluetooth connect. Tenet soundtrack. Travis Scott. Ludwig Goransson. 2020. Then I heard some of CK’s favourites. He prefers Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber and Bhojpuri songs.
9. What’s with bets?
10. Legal betting odds and evens out and out innards ardent dentistry trysts tsimsum. Summer wine by Lana del Rey. What’s it with ten to the power ten? What’s with cursed lands to be bought in the next year and half which would, by some unseen cosmic powerful beings serve as graceful ambrosia producing wealthy thymus nustard oil? Loincloth. Yes oaths are meant to be for ants. Who cares about care English vocabulary?
11. Here it gets murkier: I heard a news: 12 galaxies spotted together in the sky in some observatory. Virgo supercluster being eaten up by some galactic tic tac toeuvrevenantennamesakeitloafern.
14. I scored 100 on UNWFP Free Rice app. It can be downloaded from Google Play store.
I love you RFS
15. What does RFS mean?
16. Sometimes it seems: I ask more questions than I answer. Sometimes. At others i try to imitate Einstein. I try to spell. I try to ascertain the nature of problem before coming up with the answers.
What’s with e=mc^2?
17. I briefly tried to solve paradoxes posed in H. C. Verma’s textbook for CBSE class 11th. Another physics lecturer has a nameplate which reads:
Gold medelist.
Gold medelist
18. Why piglets can’t rest under this banyan tree this afternoon? Why does this land burn so much? Why did that gold medelist boy wear maroon pant on the day he was supposed to wear white?
19. I don’t have all the answers. But his pant was short. The bearded guy was named Joseph Garvashish.
20. Joseph is not my cup of tea. Garvashish is an amalgamation of Garv and Ashish. Garv stands for pride and Ashish for grace. That guy was general manager of the high school at that time. We used to call him Father.
21. Almost all my friends remember being called out of classroom once in a while in the office of Maria Mata Convent High School which was run by sisters of Nazareth then. We were spoken key words in our ears: silently: “Faffa se bolo ki fees jamaa kare.”
22. Faffaa was busy playing cards or ludo or chitfund or whatever the heck you want to call gambling and alcoholism. Not to mention: gold medel faded like mendelieves (believe it or not Ripley or not!) Periodic Emily Dickinson fashion.
23. It gets even murkier and ends up in business as usual. Hollywood. Bollywood. Matrix grade 1992, 1999, 2000, 2014, 2021. Truman Show is the easiest way out of it!
24. The guy in white pants was a son of an engineer in public health engineering. He recently departed(ode to Leonardo DiCaprio/Matt Damon/Anthony Hopkins/Mark Wahlberg starrer movie which highlighted police procedural in dark knight fashion in contrast with Akira Kurosava’s police procedural in High and Low. Which one do you like and why? Let me know in comments. Or watch Parvarish in which Shammi Kapoor nourishes Amitabha and Vinod. Yes, heroes not characters. Stranger than fiction is reality.
25. Mazhar met me yesterday with Suresh who didn’t tell me about his last name. My doggedness with badminton hall in Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 being obvious raised some eyebrows:
A. What’s with your financial condition?
B. What’s with your bag?
C. Why do you play loud music?
D. Why do you stand in that corner?
E. Why do you watch us play?
F. Can you sit down there so that I may hear walkie-talkie and continue to play badminton?
Mazhar is a constable in superintendent’s office. Suresh looks like he’s a sibling of Sumit Upadhyaya, who’s a poster boy and a badminton player.
Mazhar invited me to his office and I felt like being interrogated. Why not his living space? Why not a tea stall? Why superintendent’s office?
I told him about despicable state of badminton hall as well as Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur when it comes to cleanliness.
26. A student scored highest marks in English. Forty nine out of fifty. I scored forty eight. I don’t know what was score of the guy who had white pant well pressed on the day picture was captured. His mother was furious when I went to his house with excitement and scores. Obviously : R or V should have gotten the first merit. Conspiracy begins.
27. Who reported you the news tells a lot about news provided you know how to read advertisement. An obvious allusion to Arthur Conan Doyle for my reading in detective fiction doesn’t exceed more than a whit of Sherlock Holmes Canon.
Sunrise 10.04.2022 Sunday
28. Antyodaya means “Raising the most downtrodden and outcast.” Deendayal Rasoi is a scheme which has supposedly fed 7600000 poor people in 58 cities:
The scheme is a superflop advertisement campaign like Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan.
Look at this: after having experienced advocates of scheme and donators: I find it locked on occasion of festivals. Is a real charity supposed to be lock at any time?
Where does all the money go?
It goes to maintain gardens in collectorate.
It goes to create hoardings.
It goes to give mic to Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Christian and other propaganda creators like devotees of motherland, English, Hindi or style or big English vocabulary or Cricket or environment.
Consider last three events in this stadium where I am writing this brief essay on my own shortcomings. An admission of my lack of abundance.
29. Someone committed suicide in my neighborhood. The family is a family of jewellers. Suicides were regular. Sushant Singh Rajput committed suicide in the same year. Eleven people committed suicide together. A town inspector’s son used to play cricket with the guy in white pant. I used to play with the guy in the white pant. There was another guy who used to play cricket with us. He got another gold medal five years afterwards. But before that I broke the record of crossing fourth stage of eighth round of Super Mario Bros’: Nintendo games. I was thrilled to report that to all three of them. Our names began with V: twenty second letter of English alphabet.
30. Another town inspector’s son. A bridge. Jyotidip Mansion is written as Mention.
31. How much time it took you to read through this article? How much could you learn. How can I work on improving my physics, income and relevance to stay on course? The bet guy promised to produce evidence. Ten to the power of eighteen is just four less than what North node would continue to indicate for next year and half as per the sidereal zodiac. What’s your age? You’re probably young and feel immortal! Have you watched SciFi movies like In time(2011), Tenet(2020), Inland Empire (2006;) and Richard Linklater’s Waking Life?
32. Bonus:
Indian currency
Are you interested in nails?
Raw?
My economic status?
Are all people working in April, May, June, July and August fools according to British Empire?
How did April Fool and Mayday came to be?
Do let me know if you didn’t like my picture. Grimace. Pants. Sarcasm. Italian pasta or tie. Or the resolution of pictures.
A: 2: RTI 2005: IPC stream 140 prohibits wastage of electric. Saving it might help someone charge their phone up. It might help someone’s education.
Q. 3: How long did it take me to figure out the electric switches:
A: 3: Two months with complaints. See: why?
Q: 4: Why?
A: 4: Because all doors were blocked. Planning and management is done by people who are all for enacting laws and then forget them. Wasteful indulgence.
1. This is, one of the questions on Grammar quiz on WFP. Free rice site operated by United Nations. Yemen emergency needs us to act with kindness.
2. The only problem is: this question hasn’t been edited for some reason in the last two years despite my complaints. The two options in this question are replicas of each other. Mirrors for each other. [Are you sure of that?]
3. It means: this must be some sort of puzzle. I chose first response and it was correct. I might observe more with time as an objective of metaverse research.
4. I have a big responsibility to shoulder today after a long time: to take care of some kids in a primary school as I teach. However it’s an unpaid job. I am fed up of unpaid and underpaid jobs. Yet I can’t say NO simply because there’s no other jobs available. Please unite to create jobs for yourself and others. Say NO to underpaid jobs, bullies, manipulation and agitprop when you truly need money to pursue your education, career and objectives.
5. English language Grammar or any language Grammar for that matter: helps you learn coding. Grammar and coding are basically languages to execute certain processes. Say NO to animal cruelty.
Dancing light of grace 