When I was a friend of Brijgopal and Rakesh, I used to see Puneet as a carefree young boy in our class.
Rakesh left the group and Puneet joined it.
We used to roam around carefree. Unit tests in Maria Mata Convent School Chhatarpur were both a blessing and a curse. I had scored three marks out of twenty five, he had scored zero. Miss Anuja Rathore punished us both with a bamboo stick on palms of our hands.
Puneet moved on when I joined Kuldeep Shukla to help improve my scores on unit tests.
Puneet was well built, athletic and later developed fondness for memorizing entire songs like “Aati kyaa khandaala.” Had amazing memory which he seldom employed to memorize lessons.
We used to play a rugby like tournament during breaks. Teams were fond of having Puneet on their sides because such players ensured victory. The game was a superhit.
I was trying to develop a martial arts school which was obviously super flop because we had to wash our school dress, not just Rugby but also fights between giants like Avadhesh and Puneet used to render our shirts torn. We were not well respected at our homes.
He never liked his nick name given to him by our maths teacher “Punnee-laal Parathe Waale” as he frequently used to bring paraathe in his tiffin.
There was an author named Padumlaal Punnalaal Bakshi in our syllabus, therefore some of our classmates used to annoy him with such names.
When we met decades afterwards during COVID years: he again insisted on how annoyed he was with such nicknames. His actual nickname was Robbie.
He used to fervently tell about how he used to burn RGPV copies when review requests used to come. He wasn’t fond of making money. He said he loved his friends but he wasn’t fond of listening to advise. He had a big ego and he was an achiever too.
I still remember how he came to my house once after school bells with other friends to collect a notebook. Notebook belonged to a girl. The notebooks were cross distributed by our maths teacher who wanted to promote Mohabattein in a monastery.
Puneet, along with Avadhesh and Abhishek ( Rajpoot) ensured that I wasn’t focussing on studies. They used to create nuisances all the times.
When Puneet met me during COVID we discussed eschatology. His house was one of the first few houses in that colony when we used to play during childhood. He showcased some strange device in 2021-22 to me, some hidden project he was working on. Needless to say the project was way ahead of my understanding of technology at that time.
1. Can you finish a ten rupees white bread packet(usually twelve to thirteen pieces with a twenty rupees lassi?)
Answer: it depends on whether you need to finish it.
2. Why lassi and not tea?
Answer: quantity to soak breads.
3. Why not water and sugar?
Answer: I have tried.
ChaiVibhag +⅖
Question: 01: Why department?
Answer: 01: The name is a mockery of red-tapeism.
The image was captured by me today. How much can you read in the facade which is in shape of a scramble?
20.04.2022
Question 01: Is it a earthenware made for tea or coffee?
Answer: What do you see?
I hear a nightingale.
Some water on its beak.
A small puppy harrassed by grown ups.
Follows me after midnight.
I don’t know if it’s dead or alive now
I don’t know if it was similar to the puppy that night.
Laal Bahadur
Question 01: Why do I call it Laal Bahaadur?
Answer: 01: Because I watched ‘Peepli Live,’ in 2010-11. The refernces stayed with me.
Do you see BaskinRobins?
Question 01: Where’s the snake?
Answer 02: Where’s Uranus?
Question: 02: Why?
Question 01: How many images in this article?
Answer: 01: 15.
Question: 02: The last section has an image which is associated with RTI 2005. Subsection. Can you find that one out?
Question: 03: The last section has an image which highlights importance of architects of Indian republic. Can you highlight any misrepresentation of facts under artistic license, associated with those images?
Question: 04: I recently had a coin. A ten rupee coin. I spent it. It was about a personality which is associated with one of the artworks captured in the images. Can you guess it?
Copyright policy: honesty is the best policy. Saint Gadge Circle, police lines road. Municipal corporation Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh. Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur. And Late Madhav Prasad Mishra Memorial Tennis Ball Cricket Tournament Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001 own various artifacts that were captured by this photography equipment.
1. It’s 12:52 PM 10.04.2022, Sunday, in Chhatarpur, Madhya Pradesh, India, inside Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium. I am sitting under a banyan tree. It reminds me of Gandhi’s fondness for Ruskin Bond’s UntoThisLast.
2. I had a chapter in my class 11th text book. The chapter was called:
“The Banyan Tree.”
Or was it
“The Old Banyan Tree?”
I don’t remember. S. S. Khare used to describe passages to us and he used to take long breaks to exalt a mechanic who was a driver in comparison to a driver who had to take his bike to a mechanic too frequently. Agrawal was surname of his favorite student and he used to repeat ‘samjhe?’ in his mouth as an automatic reminder. Strange as it seemed, I gained a greater understanding of his imports for chapters like Reuters and BanyanTree. He was all for practice. Practice makes a man perfect and perfection can be perfected by further practice.
3. I recently saw many leaves falling from this tree. Yellow. Ripened. Hot wind is blowing. Headline in Dainik Bhaskar Reads :
Game over for Imran Khan.
-Dainik Bhaskar, 10-04-2022
4. Fuel prices are soaring. CK told me that petrol costs 119 rupees per litre.
5. I had a lassi at Chai Vibhaag.
Lassi plus bread.
6. Lassi was worth twenty rupees. White bread was worth twenty rupees. CK bought a tea for me. We shared bread with each other. We played the game of scramble. It took us two minutes each to score. Two minutes to evaluate. Two minutes to set up and two minutes to conclude. A total of ten minutes. How much did we both score? My score was thirteen points higher than his score. He teaches mathematics to primary school kids. I teach English to all people I meet, unless they want me to teach them something else.
Ward no 16/23
7. I need to update the article on Chai Vibhaag in Google maps. Their timings might adjust to evening-night pattern. April fool and scorching tropic of Aries. Sun and the North node enter the dragon.
8. Music is a big factor which creates environment. I got to hear some of my favorite songs in my personalized Spotify Jukebox today at Chai Vibhag as I connected my smartphone via bluetooth connect. Tenet soundtrack. Travis Scott. Ludwig Goransson. 2020. Then I heard some of CK’s favourites. He prefers Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber and Bhojpuri songs.
9. What’s with bets?
10. Legal betting odds and evens out and out innards ardent dentistry trysts tsimsum. Summer wine by Lana del Rey. What’s it with ten to the power ten? What’s with cursed lands to be bought in the next year and half which would, by some unseen cosmic powerful beings serve as graceful ambrosia producing wealthy thymus nustard oil? Loincloth. Yes oaths are meant to be for ants. Who cares about care English vocabulary?
11. Here it gets murkier: I heard a news: 12 galaxies spotted together in the sky in some observatory. Virgo supercluster being eaten up by some galactic tic tac toeuvrevenantennamesakeitloafern.
14. I scored 100 on UNWFP Free Rice app. It can be downloaded from Google Play store.
I love you RFS
15. What does RFS mean?
16. Sometimes it seems: I ask more questions than I answer. Sometimes. At others i try to imitate Einstein. I try to spell. I try to ascertain the nature of problem before coming up with the answers.
What’s with e=mc^2?
17. I briefly tried to solve paradoxes posed in H. C. Verma’s textbook for CBSE class 11th. Another physics lecturer has a nameplate which reads:
Gold medelist.
Gold medelist
18. Why piglets can’t rest under this banyan tree this afternoon? Why does this land burn so much? Why did that gold medelist boy wear maroon pant on the day he was supposed to wear white?
19. I don’t have all the answers. But his pant was short. The bearded guy was named Joseph Garvashish.
20. Joseph is not my cup of tea. Garvashish is an amalgamation of Garv and Ashish. Garv stands for pride and Ashish for grace. That guy was general manager of the high school at that time. We used to call him Father.
21. Almost all my friends remember being called out of classroom once in a while in the office of Maria Mata Convent High School which was run by sisters of Nazareth then. We were spoken key words in our ears: silently: “Faffa se bolo ki fees jamaa kare.”
22. Faffaa was busy playing cards or ludo or chitfund or whatever the heck you want to call gambling and alcoholism. Not to mention: gold medel faded like mendelieves (believe it or not Ripley or not!) Periodic Emily Dickinson fashion.
23. It gets even murkier and ends up in business as usual. Hollywood. Bollywood. Matrix grade 1992, 1999, 2000, 2014, 2021. Truman Show is the easiest way out of it!
24. The guy in white pants was a son of an engineer in public health engineering. He recently departed(ode to Leonardo DiCaprio/Matt Damon/Anthony Hopkins/Mark Wahlberg starrer movie which highlighted police procedural in dark knight fashion in contrast with Akira Kurosava’s police procedural in High and Low. Which one do you like and why? Let me know in comments. Or watch Parvarish in which Shammi Kapoor nourishes Amitabha and Vinod. Yes, heroes not characters. Stranger than fiction is reality.
25. Mazhar met me yesterday with Suresh who didn’t tell me about his last name. My doggedness with badminton hall in Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 being obvious raised some eyebrows:
A. What’s with your financial condition?
B. What’s with your bag?
C. Why do you play loud music?
D. Why do you stand in that corner?
E. Why do you watch us play?
F. Can you sit down there so that I may hear walkie-talkie and continue to play badminton?
Mazhar is a constable in superintendent’s office. Suresh looks like he’s a sibling of Sumit Upadhyaya, who’s a poster boy and a badminton player.
Mazhar invited me to his office and I felt like being interrogated. Why not his living space? Why not a tea stall? Why superintendent’s office?
I told him about despicable state of badminton hall as well as Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur when it comes to cleanliness.
26. A student scored highest marks in English. Forty nine out of fifty. I scored forty eight. I don’t know what was score of the guy who had white pant well pressed on the day picture was captured. His mother was furious when I went to his house with excitement and scores. Obviously : R or V should have gotten the first merit. Conspiracy begins.
27. Who reported you the news tells a lot about news provided you know how to read advertisement. An obvious allusion to Arthur Conan Doyle for my reading in detective fiction doesn’t exceed more than a whit of Sherlock Holmes Canon.
Sunrise 10.04.2022 Sunday
28. Antyodaya means “Raising the most downtrodden and outcast.” Deendayal Rasoi is a scheme which has supposedly fed 7600000 poor people in 58 cities:
The scheme is a superflop advertisement campaign like Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan.
Look at this: after having experienced advocates of scheme and donators: I find it locked on occasion of festivals. Is a real charity supposed to be lock at any time?
Where does all the money go?
It goes to maintain gardens in collectorate.
It goes to create hoardings.
It goes to give mic to Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Christian and other propaganda creators like devotees of motherland, English, Hindi or style or big English vocabulary or Cricket or environment.
Consider last three events in this stadium where I am writing this brief essay on my own shortcomings. An admission of my lack of abundance.
29. Someone committed suicide in my neighborhood. The family is a family of jewellers. Suicides were regular. Sushant Singh Rajput committed suicide in the same year. Eleven people committed suicide together. A town inspector’s son used to play cricket with the guy in white pant. I used to play with the guy in the white pant. There was another guy who used to play cricket with us. He got another gold medal five years afterwards. But before that I broke the record of crossing fourth stage of eighth round of Super Mario Bros’: Nintendo games. I was thrilled to report that to all three of them. Our names began with V: twenty second letter of English alphabet.
30. Another town inspector’s son. A bridge. Jyotidip Mansion is written as Mention.
31. How much time it took you to read through this article? How much could you learn. How can I work on improving my physics, income and relevance to stay on course? The bet guy promised to produce evidence. Ten to the power of eighteen is just four less than what North node would continue to indicate for next year and half as per the sidereal zodiac. What’s your age? You’re probably young and feel immortal! Have you watched SciFi movies like In time(2011), Tenet(2020), Inland Empire (2006;) and Richard Linklater’s Waking Life?
32. Bonus:
Indian currency
Are you interested in nails?
Raw?
My economic status?
Are all people working in April, May, June, July and August fools according to British Empire?
How did April Fool and Mayday came to be?
Do let me know if you didn’t like my picture. Grimace. Pants. Sarcasm. Italian pasta or tie. Or the resolution of pictures.
A picture is worth a thousand words!A picture is worth a thousand words!Creative art: Saurabh written as 100rabh!!Inscription of love on pillar near entrance to Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51Graffiti!Cleanliness Campaign Surveys 2022.04.09It was opened in the month of March after a long time. Might be the only urinal in a stadium where at least 1000 people workout every morning and evening. Where do they urinate? Ask me!!!!!!!!This is where police, invigilators and vip of other organisationizing committees defecate and urinate. Rest of the time it’s used for conducting examinations!!!!!!$urprises!!!!!
This is Sunrise as recorded by OppoA53 smartphone camera this morning 09.04.2022 Saturday.
1. Took a class on storytelling in a nearby government primary school. The story was titled “Out.” It was in Hindi with illustrations.
2. Introduced words like stumps, bat, ball and described types of balls to students.
3. Spoke for about 10 minutes on types of outdoor sports played with pebbles, balls, hide- and- seek.
4. Students wanted to participate in another story. They looked enthusiastic and energetic. Storytelling is one of the best ways to inculcate words and help augment their vocabulary.
5. Walked about an hour after taking the class. Watched a football match in a local stadium for a while. There were some spectators and a few people in the audience. Then went to Shatabdi ground to watch some college students playing cricket with a tennis ball. Last time around a cricket academy used to be there. I was in touch with the coach who belonged to Kanpur, UP. Now it’s a silent phase. I had barely got acquainted with academy players and it has moved on.
6. I have been more active than usual on Twitter. It’s about time I learn tricks of the trade. Tradecraft craftmine minecraft craftsmanship shipworkman Mansetude. Etude Yuletide Idempotentate andornandnorwaybetttermanagementationizedifyinglenookrapsacallionostrumpledstiltedskinnuendocilebanonchalantennasterismsumosaicsverisimilitude.
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This is a beautiful day it has been drizzling since morning I find this application very helpful it is like dictating notes to alive assistant or alive listener I am sure within a very few days I would become adept at using it efficiently there are some noises from vegetable sellers talking to the neighbours nearby there are a few birds flying in the sky which is pregnant with heavy clouds I performed my everyday exercises and meditation after having taken my bath I also enjoyed having a coffee and some lukewarm water this application along with the recognition of availability of voice messengers across the platforms allowed me to explore added degree of freedom in my online interactions now I feel that the technology which was being used by me in the year 2010 and in the year 2011 while I was working in an IT company is is being used by the people in my town who are running their own businesses for example yesterday one of the kids in my neighborhood told me that my chemistry teacher who used to coach other students when I was in High School is is using the Zoom application to connect with a lot of students hear the problem he is facing is kind of funny looking but but serious in nature he gives the passcode to his students and since the size of the batch is more than hundred there are not all of them worthy of being trusted do all of those students are paying fees to him some of them who are not so serious with their career r are sharing that passcode with some mysterious students in the previous sentence it was not mysterious but mischievous this is the limitation of the the interface which cannot recognise all of the words and the pronunciations are also not recognisable because of the accent yet I find the editor is very fast and it helps you correct the mistakes as you read it back with the trial and I would be able to gain mastery over this interface very soon I do keep wondering however why does it take me to long to recognise appreciate and start using an interface what kind of obstructions hesitations inhibitory because this is is a new common interface and yet I find I am trying to teach students with conventional hands-on one-on-one ancient method where is my teachers are using the technology which I was using a decade ago so in terms of using in applying Technologies I am lagging behind and that is obvious when someone renounces traditionally and goes away from Technology so in a way it is kind of simulating what I had already learnt a long ago but to bring it online and to bring it in my day today life I need practice coming back to the problem we were discussing about the aforementioned teacher is being played buy some noughty child by some children who are not concerned about their career this kids use some random swearing words intentionally to disturb his class then this guy has no other alternative but to to dismiss the class this is a loss of the entire batch just because of some of the kids who do not mind own business I feel the solution to this problem is is true use a voice protected password mechanism in which case The Identity of the users would be dependent on their voice moreover there should be e a record of the words spoken by each and every participant so there would be a clear cut mapping of riveted what and when it is recognised that the the disturbance was created by certain identity that identity can be removed and dismissed from the class I would keep discussing more solutions to the problem and if the situation improves I would also make a note of that in this blog thanks for reading and paying attention to the talk I hope you would have a nice day
1. Good News: Japan and New Zealand have conquered Corona. They are however reluctant to share the formula with the rest.
2. Aaj Tak showed 92 news bytes in its super fast 100 at morning 7:00.
3. The number of people dead due to Corona was reported to be 170 yesterday and today. What are the odds? God of death abides by some rules. It would have been better if 172 or 163 people died yesterday.
4. I am waiting for stadium to open in my city. Heat wave. Police sirens. Ailing depressed youth. Crying daily wage earners. Gloomy future. Japanese and American are working and my countrymen being poor are left in the dark. I will compare. Aren’t we humans too.
Dancing light of grace 