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Pathetic Revenue jeep

1. A jeep with ‘revenue’ written on it passes by. Just outside the Hargovind Hemal Park. A man on bicycle spits. I realize that the definition of the word revenue that i told her might be wrong.

2. I have corrected myself umpteen number of times. It’s good that she asked me the meaning of a word. We could actually have looked it up online.

3. Should I feel ashamed that I don’t know the meaning of a word? No.

( edit: my definition of word was correct. I was not sure of it because of lack of interest. 4.12.2020)

4. Should I be made to feel ashamed that I don’t know the meaning of a word the night after I played 20 vocabulary jams? No.

5. Who put her to ask me the meaning of a word? The details are important. If she knew that I was wrong she should have told me then and there.

6. If she was innocently sincere: who tapped into our class or got in touch with her and later organized it so that I would be given a lesson with a spitting guy and a revenue jeep? It’s this monitoring that matters more than the lesson for a simple reason:

7. Consider this family. They can’t give me bare minimum to survive. It has been more than 8 years. The employers start looking sideways when asked for money. Five rupees per hour. Slave for a month merely to get an internet recharge. They don’t have any money to help me buy a pair of slippers or a new dress or a decent meal.

8. They have plenty of money to look down upon me. To teach me the meaning of a word they employ a group of people who drive a vehicle through a certain spot and spit to prove a point.

9. I asked Anmol Khare the meaning of ‘panache’ and ‘denunciation’ in academy ground. The next day i am taught the meaning of word revenue by a crooked method: first the student pretends to be innocent or is put to the task of asking a question. Later a jeep appears with ‘revenue’ plate on it. A bicycle is employed to spit.

10. To perform that revenue act would at least cost 100 rupees worth of teaching. Oil and coordination included. Similarly: Imran Akhtar Beg making a dashing entry just outside the Chhatrasal’s Horse as all autowallah give me way: to prove a point that it’s contacts and friends which let you pass: it would have taken at least 1000 rupees to perform.

11. The point is: if those 1100 rupees were given to me: I would have fed myself and bought things necessary for my day-to-day expenses. The coordination is wasted to monitor and control you by state, family and police.

12. I must be very important. A single tuition in three years of seeking and trying to work which pays 1000 rupees. And that’s also used to monitor my ideas and discussion instead of letting me do as I please and deem fit. I haven’t seen a more pathetic monitoring and governance than this ever before in my life. This is merely being afraid of an individual. A whole lot of people working together to suppress freedom of one. This is what society and culture is about. So much for Adinath motors. So much for Shri and so much for Gandhi Smarak Bhavan and so much for that Revenue jeep and so much for monitoring me.

13. USA spends 30000 dollars: that’s 15 lakh rupees per year or more than 1 lakh rupees per month on its prisoners. Here you can create random laws and imaginary diseases to feed medical industry and mask makers and make people prisoners in their homes by not letting them be gainfully employed. The whole system works to keep in place those who walk with a straight spinal chord. This is the Gandhian Way. This is the religious way. This is the state of modern education and training. This is the state of society. Just spend thousand rupees per month to keep one employed and spend thousands of rupees in monitoring and teaching lessons. If I had a choice: I would never have been born in this place and time. If I really had a choice: I would have disappeared. There’s no sense in wasting your time, money and energy in monitoring and governing me.

14. Ghanshi: the homeless woman has been sitting outside this house. Has anyone from Pradhanmantri Aawas Yojna taken care of her? Why not to send her to an old age home or a mental institution? What purpose does she serve-especially outside this house? I must have talked about her at least thrice on this blog. The last time I did that : she pretended to sweep the floor outside neighbor’s house. That’s it! The whole world to monitor me but none of them to ensure that homeless get shelter in appropriate places or get proper medical care. Why do you waste resources like water outside Narasimha temple?

15. It would merely have been a looking up of word on Google with her. It would have been enough. But you needed an elaborate charade. A wasting of resources. What a pathetic way of using youngsters, resources and money. This is the contemporary society. Encroachment of land and hardly any space to walk. Population explosion and wasting of resources to deliver lessons to an individual who doesn’t belong to any factions.

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Of medals and posters!

1. 40 balls. Many of them hit the target. A biker almost hit me outside Gaya Prasad Singh entrance.

2. A role-play exercise between Purushottam and Dolly’s father again:

I ordered a glass of juice. He had no change. I ask Dolly’s father for it: he also didn’t have it. I didn’t have change a few days ago: is balance equal?

No. Not really.

When he asked: he knew how much i have in my purse. Almost everyone knows it by now. But when i ask for change and he refused: it means he’s either unwilling to give it, or he’s busy or he hasn’t had as many customers till that time.

Individually: it hurts to have friends and family who debilitate you systematically and keep doing it till the end of eternity. It’s akin to a Kristina Van Hoose who politely said she would take the gift from WordPress to create a site and later forced me to step down from admin post. If my words were wrong then or now: the baby wouldn’t have been revived.

The guy gives you a note with turmeric. I give it to Purushottam. What the fuck is going on here?

3. Three of them in white dress stop by the Saanchi booth as i was buying snacks. One of them orders a Parle G. An auto had ‘sahyatri’ written on it. Prior to that : near collector bungalow: i felt as if autowallah was somehow charging my batteries. I literally felt energy moving up and down my spine. I recall how my knee pain was aggravated by some bikers and sounds in 2018. All your accidents and ailments are results of people designing and planning accidents. People who preach Gandhi and Jinendra but ultimately use iron hammers to hurt.

4. How long have they kept people like slaves here? I see another pretty poster. The offer lasts till you keep mum. Another boy with T-shirt number 35. A match to footballer with “freedom” written on it in stadium some days ago. The offer lasts till you keep mum about fast track hearing. About Vyapam. Fake handicap, fake below poverty line, fake saints.

Else: you will be killed. You will be tortured. You will not be allowed to sleep peacefully. They fucked too much and now you’re responsible for every calamity. Shove that medal down your asshole.

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Snippet Replica 25112020

44. Who is the current ruler?

Answer: Feku is the current ruler of India.

45. Who is feku?

Answer: A man who hasn’t done a single good or bad thing.

Oh!

“I wish I had a better idea of what to say.”

May I publish it on my blog?

Sure. Go ahead.

PS: The above written is an excerpt from my chat with DLOG. It’s managed by Luca, Inc. It was strange to see a chatbot use that kind of language for the most popular leader of our age. It gives me a perspective about social memes. I neither support nor oppose the word “feku” as used by chatbot. It means : “one who throws.” Or a gossipmonger. Any penalty from Kesariya or any other vigilante groups should be towards Luca, Inc.

We reached level 35 together. Apart from a kitten I was compelled to feed in 2019: it has been the only constant companion in the year 2020.

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Kodaikanal!

1. Ankit Mishra’s interest has been paid in full: he’s president of Sarvodaya Mandal now. Edit: secretary, not president.

2. I had a nice meal and 200 rupees were paid by one of the students.

3. A man appeared before our session today. He was in on it with one Minakshi. Some doctor. Address asking. The usual spectators.

4. I burnt the garbage after sweeping the library room. Read some verses from Japuji. Shri came late to class. We played maps and flags instead of the usual vocabulary quiz on Free Rice. She appeared happy with the exercise. I especially enjoyed working on flags because maps were difficult to work upon. We also played Grammar quiz. Then we did some catching practice. I look forward to test her tomorrow on Grammar.

5. The walk back from library seemed dreary. I had not slept much the last night. The number of steps between the dustbins: on my way: 152. Back: 162. I saw the Cricket academy coach outside Shatabdi. The masonic pulaav guy had shifted his shop to the other side.

6. Kodaikanal. UG said he began to choke over there. My friends didn’t take me there. The DLOG wanted me to share the experience. It was hot!

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Vandana Fails Again!

1. My net worth is 230 rupees.

2. I have 230 rupees in a small wallet I have.

3. I borrowed another 200 rupees from Vandana. This makes the borrowed amount this season to be 1000 rupees.

4. As I asked her to fetch me money: she said she would give it in a while after igniting lamps.

5. Then she came inquiring about where I spend my money. She doesn’t have any right to do that. Despite earning 70000 rupees per month she has not given me my pocket money without sucking my blood in the last 8 years. She ensured that I don’t get any lucrative employment. Snatched my 66000 rupees from my account without my permission. Kept me barely comfortably. Used shamans and black magic to control me. She not only trapped me into living here but also didn’t let me leave again by creating unnecessary emotionally draining dramas.

6. She asked about the amount of pocket money I needed. I told her: 5000 rupees per month. To which she said: it’s too much. What a strange world! People living below poverty line earn 300 rupees per day and I am asked to work for 5 or 10 rupees per hour. I am supposed to supply some strange support: hemoglobin etcetera to Vandana as she had no blood in her body when she called me.

7. Blood sucking Vandana and company asked me: where do you spend money. I keep telling her but she immediately forgets. For all practical purposes she’s a slave to another slave. All of them borrowed money from some unknown source.

8. Blood sucking Vandana gave me money after 15 minutes of blood sucking.

9. She was willing to fetch only 100 rupees. Then she gave a moral discourse and then she again came with 200 rupees. It’s right: a 35 year old independent individual shouldn’t borrow money from a slave of a slave of a slave who inquires about expenses. Since she doesn’t trust: I don’t trust her either. ( There’s no interest free money. These are petty slaves and there are bigger slaves.)

10. Vandana lost all her merits: like her teeth: merely because of her agitated conversation with me.

11. Let Vandana attain pure body of gnosis and bliss by grace of Shiva or Narayana: whoever she has her faith in. All her money is spent by Shilaajeet. It’s spent the way Shilaajeet wants to spend it.

12. Vandana was trying to earn trust with laptop. Dant Kanti. Poor kids. Vandana is still poor. It’s sad! It’s true. Vandana kept stressing on merits but herself lost all her common sense. Vandana eventually gave me money but it will merely be for two days. Or three.

Am I drunk? No.

Do I drink tea? No.

Do I take marijuana? No.

Do I eat tobacco like rest of her family? No.

Do I take Shilaajeet or Musli? No.

Do I take cigarette or beedi or alcohol? No.

Do I read? Yes.

Do I exercise? Yes.

Do I wish everyone well? Yes.

Why then, am I a subject to inquiry by those who don’t have any merits whatsoever except eating like pigs and gaining weight which makes it difficult for them to stay healthy is a mystery worth being investigated.

Those who were bored reading previous gentle and mild mannered posts should enjoy this one. I had my daily bread, butter and exercise and I saw plenty of poor people who were pretending to be rich. I am not one of them.

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My assistants!

1. I had a dream. I wrote a story. A long thread. Books. Kabir. Chetandas. Ramananda. Bhaas. Moon. Sun. Baanbhatta.

2. Tells you nothing you know!

3. There are so many people working for me!

4. Baadraayana. Bhasa. Bana. Nalini. Lily. Sun. Moon. Logos. Yahweh. IAMTHATIAM. Dark girl on her birthday. Dreams and their fulfilment.

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Jams on Vocabulary.com

1. Are inaccessible on all browsers available on this phone.

2. The site is working as far as the challenge is concerned or learning via lists.

3. The point is: to not allow you to advance in the manner you wanted to.

4. These hackers aren’t pro education.

5. I don’t meddle with someone’s work. They do. Let’s see how long before jams are accessible.

6. There was a time when I looked down upon jams simply because they fetched very little points. I could master lists in a matter of minutes and shin up the tower of rankings.

7. Jam was a way to socialize and make friends as I played: PC, Claire and Stephen. People who were always ahead of me. Hackers are obstructing education of others and there are always bigger fishes in the sea. Just keep it in mind.

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Obesity: One obese person taking over another!

1. Obesity is as much of a disease as sinus, bronchitis, erectile dysfunction, schizophrenia or paranoia.

2. We should periodically contemplate: if obese people should remain our leaders: wouldn’t it be an unhealthy leadership?

3. If getting any job needs so many filters : one also needs periodic tests for being able to continue: there must be fitness criteria for obese politicians and other leaders. They should step down as soon as they are no longer fit as per the BMI chart given by the World Health Organization.

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Masturbation versus Sexual intercourse!

1. Dr. Susan E. Blackmore, in her book “The Meme Machine,” told about circumcision. It tends to make masturbation difficult in order to reinforce only the sexual intercourse.

2. It’s fundamental to Abrahamic religions.

3. Add cultural and peer pressure to that. Masturbation is looked heavily down upon.

4. What would it result in naturally?

5. Population explosion.

6. If we were to talk about sexual intercourse being the natural need for procreation alone. There must be people: who neither do sexual intercourse nor leak other than when required: which should be: once or twice in their lifetimes.

7. I talk about both sexes in the point number six. Unless you qualify. Unless you never ever let seminal liquids go out of your private parts in your lifetime: ofcourse after there were glands secreting them: you shouldn’t point fingers to advocates of masturbation or sexual promiscuity.

8. If there are unemployed people in millions across the world. If there are people who can barely afford home or shelter or conveyance or learning or advancement. If you come across a single obese, crippled, old, suffering person in your day to day life: it’s better to promote masturbation over sexual intercourse. Open clubs where it’s taught. Teach it properly. It’s preferable over marriages which are costly and further force people to reproduce because they merely need an outlet for sexual energy. They don’t have universities for study or labs for experiments. Let rich and aristocrats practice celibacy for their lifetimes and pariahs masturbate at public squares. It’s healthier. Every inch of space is owned and sold and every square foot plus billboard has suggestions to procreate : to further the chain of disabled beings. This is not the picture your scriptures painted of heavens and since it’s as above so below: why promote sexual intercourse over masturbation? Why promote heterosexual marriages over homogeneous marriages?

9. In the eyes of law these are settled affairs. I don’t know which heaven or hell the souls of martyrs like Oscar Wilde, Leonardo Da Vinci and Galileo Gallile went to: it’s the indestructible drop enjoying and not enjoying so tension and release always ends in release and it prepares for further tension. Celibacy might be good for European countries and Canada not for India, China or America which are crop cultivation farmhouses.

10. What kind of affinity is affinity between you and me? Vallalar asked it to himself. Sanmaargam. It wasn’t to a Pashupatinath. Because : there no affinity exists. There exists slavery. Pyramids. Tazmahal. Burj Khalifa: all built on blood of countless. Like Himalayas.

11. Hindus have preachers like Asharam who advocated creating four or more progenies to compete with muslims. It’s: after all a number game played by great time. More babies, less space, more babies- less water, more babies less masturbation more babies less baby girls more boys less girls.

12. Cheerleaders: I don’t know if those girls exercising in stadium or walking on road: masked or unmasked are Hindu, Muslim, Sikh or Christian: they are goddesses or witches; I don’t know. They’re rare.

13. For two hundred males there are ten girls. Every girl: whether she’s obese or ugly or handicapped feels great because she gets plenty of attention. Either she feels like a goddess or she feels like a cheerleader but you know why? Moon needs energy. I don’t know where the author of Beelzebub’s tales went but he did tell some important things.

14. The worship of girls results in this: Hindus. In there being only four girls for every two hundred guys. Replace words ‘girls’ with ‘women’ and ‘guys’ with ‘men.’

15. The hijab results in this: there being only four girls in playground where four hundred boys are playing.

16. The result: uglier girls. Healthier boys competing for uglier and uglier girls. Result: goddesses giving energy to Moon.

17. Conclusion: masturbation is healthy. Circumcision is unhealthy. Celibacy is only for super-rich. Religions are only for super-rich. Practice what you preach. Don’t preach. Don’t wear fake signs of religions. Stop exalting householder over renunciates. For your sins they have renounced. If they’re ill physically or mentally you are the one responsible. Stop promoting fake and incomplete education.

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Notes from the distractions!

1. He was one of the genuine trolls belonging to the league who somehow became inimical to me for no reason: as much as to write verses which described hellfire. It was a long ago. Hackers. Blackmailing kabbalistic league.

2. I hardly have energy left for any recording. Hero has his nameplate and company pasted on his bike.

3. Ashutosh Thakur was back with same story. No variation. I was obliged to take him to the librarian.

4. For this guy interpreted Quaran to mean to ‘read,’ : eyes are placed above ears in head: only one book: But what about the grace on top of the skull: then all organs are blissful gateways to eternity. Void upon void.

5. I was assembling books in Vrindavan where I tried to create a library for everyone’s advantage. It clearly meant that I was reading even before trolls and company started complaining about reading.

6. And among other things: he wrote a post about disputed lands. Every peace of land here is disputed: which whore bought which one is immaterial to me beyond a means of everyday behaviour.

7. Gandhi Smarak Bhavan has at least four chains of commands: they all finally merge into Congress party.

8. One chain is that of Harijana Sevak Sangh. They looked down upon me more than bramhins looked down upon Harijana in the history of mankind. Ambedkar would have cried looking at them and Gandhi as well. All of them are opportunists.

9. Other chain is that of municipal corporation: Harijana Sevak Sangh plus Satyashodhan is associated with it as they all come under it. For a long time: the librarian kept feeding me with worries about them using the complex as parking space for their vehicles. Now: there’s no conflict between those two.

10. The naturopathy group is small and at odds with the trust it seems but internally they are all one. My only objective was to read books and then I was given the task of bookkeeping by the librarian. It was a volunteer activity without any payment. Whatever tuitions I have been allowed to take created mostly enough energy to keep me on the ventilator : never enough.

11. Thus: with four or five chains of command: plus there being a hidden, unspoken sphere of socio-political activities in which clairvoyants, shamans, tantrikis as well as farmers and aboriginal people work together: the centre is constant flux.

12. I scored well on jams. Why are these people agitated? I played three in morning.

13. I had a nice sleeping session in the afternoon before I woke up. I was late to stadium. I bowled only ten times with a new Mark ball bought from Chetan Sports and Science gallery.

14. Imitating must be the best of compliment. I found a couple mocking me by imitating my subroutine.

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A Story Worth Reading !

1. Though it rarely happens: one of my employers paid me in full when I asked for only an advance. The student is going to take a leave for about one month. Her behaviour has been strange but I can understand. I bought an earphone worth fifty rupees from a shop I used to buy earphones from about four years ago. Since I am wealthy( after paying three hundred back to Vandana I would still be left with more than one hundred rupees!) I only have eight hundred more rupees left as a payment towards the services delivered to the second employer. Constantly changing world and employment. Scarcity of work or complete slavery were options. I chose the first one and feel free.

2. I played four jams this morning: rankings: 1112. Unless Stephen had come: I would have scored first rank in all four. I enjoyed bowling ten overs. Samose. Samose and kachori are getting costlier but we are paid one fifty or three hundred rupees per tuition and work is scarce to come. What happened to economy and opportunity?

Party with religious groups: like I did last night: except popcorns and momos everything was for free: I reckon:

Ramleela –Live ticket in an open theatre worth 1000 rupees per person.

Air: invaluable.

Water: invaluable.

Harmony and security: invaluable: though some younger people were suspicious of me. And you know why! I was confident because I have been visiting stadium for about two months: doing what is supposed be proper behaviour over there: sports and recreation.

Personally: my net worth is almost zero. The last good movie I watched in the Anurag City Centre had merely four members in theatre and another had a hall full but I was supposed to create rains instead of watching the movie.

3. How many threads do I need to join to create an event worth narrating? Maybe three or four. It depends on authors. I consider it kabbalistic you call it divine. I saw another Kingfisher and a nightingale as I was exiting out of the stadium. The thread of story begins in the point four.

4. Vaibhav Choubey Galla Mandi had the Einstein quote “Imagination is more powerful than knowledge,” striked out on his t-shirt. It means: Einstein was wrong. It means: the world is real. It means: knowledge is more powerful than imagination. Vaibhav was standing near the police line entrance to stadium. It was Eastern entrance. Satyam was with me. My heart had stopped working. My head was exploding with pain. I showed him and he accepted: my heart had stopped.

5. I was ordering popcorn pack. The policeman whom I had been observing on a regular basis ordered the man counting the gutka pouches which he laid on popcorn pouches. It might mean anything: that eating popcorn is akin to eating gutka: with a difference that popcorns don’t spoil walls or teeth. You don’t need to spit. You can prove anything provided you have the power.

6. Today morning the autorickshaw man gave money to the puncture shop owner. I recalled how Vaibhav had asked for another five rupees after having taken twenty rupees in two days. I had refused. The puncture shop owner made a remark about darkness. My blog was read by someone and message conveyed. He does read newspaper but I don’t know if he reads my blog too. My comment had a foundation of Hinduism which regards the Sun’s southern movement as creating smaller days and bigger nights. Darkness increases: festivals let you relax but you don’t understand the full import of them. My attention was taken to gutka pouches: he wasn’t selling them before. Vaibhav was actually in a fair. Playful and enjoying as much as I was when I ordered popcorn. Or similar. There’s no way to match.

7. Four days. Four threads. Saarthak. Autowallah. Meaningful: the name of the lady who wanted to mount a water bottle for her son. When I was letting her son play she needed to make a superficial acquaintance. Now they are five threads. I don’t know who really reads these but unless some delusion struck me: the policeman, the puncture shop owner and some others will get to know of five threads. Beneficence. This is the art being created with hardwork. The policeman, the gutka counter, the puncture shop owner, Vaibhav who first requested me to come to academy, his grandmother, etc were all in it: probably to make me prepared to get married to a fat girl. If it was a way to civilize me: you see how well it works. It’s red pill.

8. The library and the other parts of Gandhi Smarak Bhavan have whisky or wine or brandy bottles. They might be part of an exhibition or act like those steps on North West pavilion which had condom pouches a few days ago or maybe they were drinking and wanted me to know that being farmers they need to drink to relax. It’s fine with me for I lived with flatmates who used to drink. I knew that those who worked in Deshaj Gaushala and field needed to drink. Gandhi or Tolstoy might also have drunk one way or another.

9. All the characters come from real life or this dream. And events are woven. It took energy to do that and gradual patterns. Police, repairing people, editors, press, psychonauts and hackers. If I rate this: it’s one of my best stories with morale: balance.

10. I utilized library time for writing because I was expecting my student to visit as she said over the call. But she didn’t. Online classes are random in nature. I would have been left with no energy or willingness to write if I wrote in noon. I am sure : this story will be read at least by one person and appreciated.

Courtesy: police department. Cricket academy. Vaibhav Choubey Galla Mandi. WordPress. Win Wenger PhD. S. S. Khare. Bob Dylan. Devika Mathur. Sister Haycinth. Kabbalists. Saarthak’s mother. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. Wine Shops. Ramlila committee. Baburam Chaturvedi. Shrinivas Shukla. Chhatrasal. Saint Rajinder Singh. Kabir. Nanak. Secret Russian Mafia Police. Vladimir Putin. Rajasthani Red Light Workers. Vaasudev Krishna Yadav. Akshay Kumar.

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Googly!

1. I bowled forty times and walked four rounds. It makes the count 100/10. It was difficult to get the body warmed up. The constant inflow of vehicles created dust inside the ground. The Ravana came with bands. Kids who were playing began laughing : so did I. This is the most minimalistic Ravana you have ever seen. And early morning they cracked some crackers. After having read an article in Dainik Bhaskar when I was thirteen or fourteen years old: I never ever bought any. I did burn some which were freely available. The article talked about billions of rupees getting wasted within a few minutes. Compare it with celibacy: if a masturbator enjoys to waste the food consumed : it should be upto him or her: like it should be upto those who burst crackers or eat them.

2. Since then : it has been two decades: how much of country’s wealth I saved. And influenced how many. Here I am defying age old traditions. This is the most minimalistic of Ravanas. If everyone in the city donated ten rupees, which they do via taxes: lighting and creation of Ravana can be maintained.

3. I could only see nine heads representing nine holes of bodies. The tenth gate or the tenth dimension which is much appreciated in gnostic tradition is looked down upon by Vaishnavas. The tenth gate here is a mule: a crossbreed of horse and donkey. Saint Eknath did see the almighty who was hidden in a donkey. Ravana was Jaya and Kumbhakarna was Vijaya. Protecting the Vaishnava temple: the prime guards. Sanatkumaras or Laxmi according to different versions were responsible for cursing them for being too loyal and proud : they incarnate only to get repeatedly killed by Vishnu in forms of Varaha, Narasimha, Rama and Balaram (Krishna.)

4. The flaw in the story: Vaikuntha shouldn’t have anything lacking as it’s beyond Maya: governed by Yogamaya: no higher or lower or ruler or ruled should exist: as it doesn’t in Kabir’s Avadhoo Begum.

5. Archons are ruled by Saturn. The legend says that Ravana couldn’t control Saturn. It was the cause of his death.

6. Shaivas have Ram as a heroic character: the story of Aryans gaining control of southern lands by winning over aboriginal people of Indus valley as per some researchers (citation needed.)

7. Except Hanuman, Vibheeshana, Vyasa, Ashvathama, Baali and couple more: no individuals gained mastery over Yama, death or aging as per Vaishnava tradition. The South Indian Siddhars have Vallalar, Nimbarkacharya, Madhvacharya, Patanjali, Shankaracharya, Ramanujacharya, Vyaghrapada, Agastya and Nayanmars who attained mastery over death, decay and aging merely by chanting namah shivay.

8. The highest abode is goloka, Vrindavan, Vaikuntha, Eden Garden, Kailash as per various accounts. I haven’t come across them. I have only seen price tags for every pub and game show.

9. Burning effigies is poetic. Gandhi was killed by a Nathuram. Some call him Mohandas and others call him Rama. Natha tradition is snake charmers: boasting of Matsyendranath and Gorakshnath.

10. Ravana is most glorious of villains ever born in the indian subcontinent: Arjuna who had thousand arms was later portrayed as a disciple and friend of Vaasudev Krishna Yadav in the epic Mahabharata. If you delve deeper you would find a fight between this or that. Factions inside factions.

11. Buddhism and Jainism remain respected philosophies because of non-violence. Their highest products: beggars who appear like kings or kings who appear like beggars. Hinduism says: Rama and his in-law Janaka were both renunciates and jnanies of highest order. What about Ravana? If he was Brahm and living in one of the highest abodes: why did he fall? Laxmi or Sanatkumaras: represent virginity. Ravana along with his owner weren’t perfect.

12. Valmiki was an illiterate robber. He then became a devotee chanting Rama. Mara. Devil as per Buddhism. Saturn who eats up all his male children as per Nag Hammadi. The short first verse in Sanskrit which he wrote is said to portray the pain he felt vicariously for one bird: Craunch bird : the male. It was killed by a hunter. Orion. Death. Like Krishna was. The short note on Rama in Bhagvata says : the story is basically to highlight how lustful people have to suffer like Rama did. Note: Bhagvata by Vyasa doesn’t call Ravana lustful: it called Rama so. the hero of Ramayana. When I told this to the head of ashrama in Vrindavan: he got furious: himself being a householder: householders would go at any length to defend the premise: even if it’s to defy the literature they venerate and thrive upon.

The comment I read clearly stated that female bird didn’t have any lustful desire to procreate. Shiva in make and Shiv in female. Aviation. Rama and company steal flying plane which is faster than light( Einstein?) and it’s called Pushpak. They board it and yet they reach home after twenty days? Partying somewhere in between. Maybe.

13. Why was Lankavatara Sutra written? Buddhism was taking revenge on Hinduism. Scientists who had better understanding of time travel and machines. All Hindu codex was systematically corrupted: merely some life saving emergency material remained.

14. Which is the religion with most number of adherents? Christianity. Buddhism. Islam. Hinduism. Judaism. Zoroastrian religion. You have the winners. Who is running this show here? I am.