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Permissions!
What is your middle name? Does it carry any special meaning/significance?
- After having bought eight platform tickets I was finally recognised by Railway Station Chhatarpur authorities.
- They advised me to not click pictures or use ATVM machine unless I was actually travelling to some place.
- In other words: loitering or wasting time or spreading litter at this Railway Station is not allowed.
- I went to the panel room located at platform where panel incharge was absent. I was advised to meet them on Monday.
- If the panel incharge allows me to study: I might continue to buy platform tickets else:
- I might completely give up buying platform tickets.
- This might be the concluding post about Chhatarpur Railway Station.
- There were many middle names: Prakash and Kumar were two of them and third was Prasaad.
- Prakaash means light.
- Kumar means young.
- Prasaad means grace.
- Do these names carry any special significance? Yes and no.
Second Platform Ticket!
Don’t Speak More Than Automattic Guild Lets You Speak No Matter How Many Awards Your Weblog Won in 2015. Not Your Uncle’s Automattic!
If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why?
- Be Yourself, everyone else is taken.
- The quote is by Oscar Wilde.
- Nobody can replace you, even if your copies are assembled en-masse in a Nick Bostrum/ Tesla factory.
- With that said, if having referenced three authorities wasn’t enough: I would like to know how does it actually feel to know all of the words in the UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test database. How does it feel to know all of the words in spelling bee contests. How does it feel to be Sir Donald Bradman or James Harbeck or Founder of a Test like Joint Entrance Examination for engineering students in India or To be founder of Harvard or Massachusetts or To be the founder of United States of America.
- I have pretty good idea by now how it feels to be Gandhi, Kabeer or Prahlaad. I don’t want to feel that.
- I might like to feel superior to others but I can’t dispense Mensa Membership to every student I meet.
- You would really love to know what it feels like to be a Charles Babbage, JRR Tolkein, Or
- Why all these pundits got trapped here trying to undo curses within the lands of haunted dolls.
- They were merely curious. Curiousity killed the cats. Dogs took over. They were Sirius.
- Then, they found more than they were looking for, almost 1408 of Stephen King.
- They resolved to find their Team Cobbs who already had bugs like Mal in their designs.
- What does it feel like to be Amish Alvi or Amish Tripathi: Immortals of Meluha fame? I don’t want to know.
- Where there’s mining: there are reptiles. There are nightmares. Petroleum industries. Oceans.
- It’s like motivating people to be administrators, not in so many words, an idea repeated in Bollywood, Hollywood, Tollywood etc ad infinitum, ad nauseum, ad absurdum.
- How does it feel to be Khaleel Zibraan for a day?
- How does it feel to not worry about progenies or ancestors or hungry ghosts?
- How does it feel like to have committed absolutely no sins?
- How does it feel to be.
- How does it feel to not care anymore for celebrities?
- How does it feel?
- Why?
- Who?
- Reductio Ad Absurdum.
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Peter Schmies Word Classification Test!
Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on.
- Peter Schmies Word Classification Test
- I conducted a research into higher human intelligence during 2005-2009 by interviewing many college undergraduates and a few people from industries.
- I continued similar projects even when the Peter Schmies text version of detailed analogies test was no longer available in 2018-2025.
- By returning to basics of pencil and paper with Jeremy Bentham’s Panopticon for Deux Ex Machina: I realised in February, 2025, that it was almost impossible to clear this objective Words Classification Test ( where you needed to guess if words were similar, opposite or you were making a wild guess.)
- Siddhanta: fundamental: words are sounds in the wild without any inherent meaning in them. In other words: it’s difficult to read a dictionary than reading fiction.
- From the viewpoint of a Grammarian , Author or Lexicographer: fiction is merely a context for interpretation of new word roots, new meanings, new associations.
- The first law of remembering and retaining words is to merely repeat it often enough.
- The second law is associating is with many profound ideas.
- Being able to clear Peter Schmies Word Classification Test removes many curses for example.
- Working in some libraries , for example, is almost impossible because of the banned versions or prohibitions.
- During 2018-2025, another strange thing was taking help from James Harbeck, Sesquiotica fame, who had let me publish a guest article on his weblog earlier. I had introduced his work on Blogging101Alumni website sponsored by Automattic.
- Every time I tried to clear the ceiling of 16 errors until 2060, I used to commit a few errors before reaching the score of 1000 on UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test site which was developed by Josh Breen.
- I decided to make these tests open sources in order to crack them as Rick Rosner of Mega Society had indicated in the Mega Society journal.
- During 2025 January and February this bugged website was unable to maintain itself.
- Collins dictionary was only resource which helped.
- Who was Fredrick Berchtold if not Pope?
- Proselytism in the name of education might work in the short run.
- Names are words, like titles, ranks, offices, honours..
- A breakfast, a bed, a milk tea, a mobile charge, a distraction free environment to publish.
- Project Gutenberg, project renaissance, project Sesquiotica for example.
- If Gregg Scott, Jhonson O Connors, Norman Lewis, Ben Zimmer, Language Log guys and Jonathan Swift decide to keep meaning of words like Russel, Harbeck or Whigham: it’s a guild awards Peter Schmies Word Classification Test which is equivalent to Issac Asimov or Mensa Membership in Sweden.
- But you are almost 40. You don’t want to be 14 years old.
- Time Machines. Name Machines. Walking. Friends.
- Was Reservoir dogs an inspiration for the opening sequence for The Dark Knight?. If yes, Nolan shouldn’t be credited as much for originality as for grand execution which works in corporate settings, in family gatherings.
- As soon as Peter Schmies is out you start condemning him.
- As soon as you exhaust Sesquiotica you look for next Laaloo.
- Brown, Black people were frequent flyers. White people were not so.
- Why did my corporate colleague prefer railways? To save himself from heart attacks.
- What’s next?
VRS
- IAB: yes, I would take English tuition after attending a marriage ceremony.
- BOB KIOSK: No, we think he’s our senior executive.
- Conclusion: since insurer disappeared after creating another BOB scam: IAB was right.
- Case closed.
Chaturvedi versus Churvedi versus Basil Rathbone versus Benedict Cumberbatch versus Sherlock Holmes versus CHATUVERDI !!!
1. I was brought up among Grammar Nazis.
2. In school, as well as outside: parents, teachers and seniors: all took great care to correct pronunciation of youngsters.
3. It applied to both English and Hindi.
4. Stuttering or speech defect made you subject to ridicule and mockery.
5. Despite best of my efforts and somehow being able to graduate in electronics and communication engineering: I found myself fumbling for correct pronunciation in get-togethers among my colleagues.
6. I tried to compensate by learning more words: especially by reading. The lag between proper pronunciation and spelling still remained. Finally: I accepted it with further research into etymology of type which condones some errors provided you’re not being obnoxious on purpose by pretending to be a logophile.
Now: having established the premise which saves you the trouble of misappropriation, misapprehension and misconception (not to be confused with miscarriage;) I try to unleash my grammar nazi in service of entertainment.
A. I assume you have been following my career as a local guide level six on Google: which is an unpaid job. Rehash data if you have no money to visit new places. Keep compensating for low achievement by finding errors in names, addresses and such with limitation of Google Maps assuming that you actually visited a place if you merely passed by it and your bluetooth was happy to have a dream byte. Or if you were to edit out an address with a genuine philanthropic urge to help: Google maps continues to assign you the role of the job manager, whereas, you’re on your toes to avoid real estate people who assume that you’re actually a fraud who’s about to misappropriate their property.
B. In that vein: whoever commissioned this work in the stone tablet number one: did a great damage to self-proclaimed Hindi champions :
CHATURVEDI is written like: CHATUVERDI.
I am an expert in finding culprits.
With the risk of creating an all out BEE Jay PEE versus CONE GRACE:
With the risk of losing my five hundred rupees per month job in which I teach English, Hindi and Maths to a kid whose father is actually free from losing his job:
I hereby declare that: on 14.10.09:
When this GRAVE misdemeanor was being committed against HINDI as well as the original philanthropic family which contributed land towards the creation of this August premise;
People responsible were:
Professor P. K. Pateriya
Professor G. C. Singhai
Madhusudan Pitre
There:
I have shown you the art of actually honouring your mother tongue, if it’s Hindi. It’s not done by putting a Palm on HOLIDAY on back of a pedestrian. Not by shouting Jai Shriram. Not by driving a vehicle without license. Not by shouting uncle uncle uncle ad nauseum…ad infinitum.
Case Two:
This error was also consumed post 12.06.1994.
It seems: later it became trendier to distribute credit here.
Even a 1992 stone inscription has embossed characters, both in Hindi and English: which are free from error. Only person mentioned is a philanthrope named Swami Pranavananda who donated money and land in India and USA for furthering Vedic research.
Thus: error in Case Two: Hindi research is based on the assumption that commission was working under Digvijay Singh, then chief minister of Madhya Pradesh India. The stadium committee had a head, someone was a principal, another name needed to be blamed for being in-charge during the masonic tea parties.
Take another pro bono case:
Despite best of their intentions: they commissioned two artiste. Both began work at the rate of five hundred rupees per day I assume. I requested them to correct Hindi spelling of APRIL. They did. It was too late when it came to English spelling of CHANAL. Charnel. Channel. Organizers are still alive and kicking and they don’t give a damn about Hindi, English or mafia. I think so? No. I know so! Relevance: today morning Mitul with an M tattoo on his right hand asked about it.
Copyright policy: the material belongs to me . The author. Courtesy of Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh and courtesy of WordPress. And I take sole responsibility of every assertion/argument made in this article for all purposes. Neither caretaker nor my friends are to be held guilty for violating any civil rights. RTI 2005. RTE. Right to educate. Right to entertain.
Churvedi Stidum Babulal: Chai Shai Adda host Ramakant Patel had it in their Google maps address. I edited it out for free for public welfare. I kept doing it with noted doggedness Siriusly. That’s where one of the terms comes from.
Untowencumberederelictusuctionoitenthencenotaphowlinglensemihemidemiquaverratamarinderpmiencomiumlautuftingemmatriaursamitenviandiademimondelawarenegadeinsoffiend!
Bank of Baroda & Kiosk!
Note: Public holiday on every Sunday. Plus: on second and fourth Saturday. 24 days of service per month. Public holidays mean Holi/Diwali/Dussehra etc
1. It was my first visit to the BOB branch located near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.
2. I visited based upon the suggestion given by kiosk CSC Nitin Chaurasiya who operates out of shop number 14 near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.
3. My zero balance account was opened about a month ago. I received a passbook on 12.04.2022. Account was opened on 14.03.2022: Satyamev Jayate. No photographs. Lost a charger in due course. No ATM card but transactions might happen. Slow and steady wins some rat races.
4. I was supposed to receive my ATM card and get e-kyc.
5. My account is no longer frozen but ATM card is going to take further time. No real limit.
6. The cashier at branch of BOB said:
” Did you get any SMS?”
No, I replied.
7. You usually receive an SMS and card reaches your home.
8. Here: BOB CSC told me in advance about getting ATM through him via Kiosk. I was positive about getting it today.
9. I visit Kiosk. Nitin didn’t respond to my call. He was busy playing PUBG with a bunch of friends.
10. Those FRIENDS again ask bullshit questions. I ask him when will I get my ATM card.
11. Nitin asks to wait for three more days. The BOB cashier told that none of the ATM cards have been delivered in the last 2-3 months.
12. What’s up with BOB?
Perhaps…
The Sunrise! 21.04.2022
What’s unique?
Maybe you would find out after two three months of time here: why music from some phones is more conducive to powers of concentration than others. I was asked to reduce the volume multiple times. That only tells about my lack of discipline.
Luncheon to luncheon!
1. Can you finish a ten rupees white bread packet(usually twelve to thirteen pieces with a twenty rupees lassi?)
Answer: it depends on whether you need to finish it.
2. Why lassi and not tea?
Answer: quantity to soak breads.
3. Why not water and sugar?
Answer: I have tried.
Question: 01: Why department?
Answer: 01: The name is a mockery of red-tapeism.
The image was captured by me today. How much can you read in the facade which is in shape of a scramble?
Question 01: Is it a earthenware made for tea or coffee?
Answer: What do you see?
I hear a nightingale.
Some water on its beak.
A small puppy harrassed by grown ups.
Follows me after midnight.
I don’t know if it’s dead or alive now
I don’t know if it was similar to the puppy that night.
Question 01: Why do I call it Laal Bahaadur?
Answer: 01: Because I watched ‘Peepli Live,’ in 2010-11. The refernces stayed with me.
Question 01: Where’s the snake?
Answer 02: Where’s Uranus?
Question: 02: Why?
Question 01: How many images in this article?
Answer: 01: 15.
Question: 02: The last section has an image which is associated with RTI 2005. Subsection. Can you find that one out?
Question: 03: The last section has an image which highlights importance of architects of Indian republic. Can you highlight any misrepresentation of facts under artistic license, associated with those images?
Question: 04: I recently had a coin. A ten rupee coin. I spent it. It was about a personality which is associated with one of the artworks captured in the images. Can you guess it?
Copyright policy: honesty is the best policy. Saint Gadge Circle, police lines road. Municipal corporation Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh. Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur. And Late Madhav Prasad Mishra Memorial Tennis Ball Cricket Tournament Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001 own various artifacts that were captured by this photography equipment.
Constitution of United States of America!
1. Since 05:30 to 15:30; on 14.04.2022; I have walked at least 10000 steps.
2. This is an image of a 50 rupees indian note. It was released in the year 2019. Gandhi. Governor. Hampi. Archeological survey of India and CASH which has turmeric on it. Sanju Kirana Store is not registered in shops nearby Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan.
3. Exhaust fan running anticlockwise. Here’s a classic song for presidents in India and USA supported by JOCKEY Johnson O’Connor foundation:
4. Today morning an RSS group got offended by me. My friend Anirudh.
5. Yesterday evening a home decor employee got offended because I took a picture of the shop without permission. My friend Vipul.
6. Day before a member of Ram Mandir Samiti got offended by my place. My friend Aditya.
7. Just a few days ago a wakatake constellation guy got offended after I had a Budweiser. My friend Lallu and Pavilion guy Terrence Tao.
8. Another guy got offended today because I asked him why he was holding a rose in his hand in pavilion. My friend Puneet got offended because I didn’t mention that he’s also a national level handball player.
9. Dogs get offended by breeds I see on a regular basis.
10. Foofarawesomeshugasconadementedstalksuveriaimilitudetudensenamesakeynotenetsukentomorrowland. Anurag loaned me 149 rupees today.
11. He won’t take it back until I reach Nagpur. By then he might get transferred to another location.
12. Ajax. Sapax and so on. Men of letters. Supernaturals. Commentators and so on.
13. Google Play Store download app Free Rice. Share a meal. Like, share, subscribe.
14. Vocabulary.com is a commercial app.
15. Something died in me on Holi celebration.
16. Then something else died when shit hit the fan and a case was settled for bhaiya bhabhi United Productions: again leaving me indebted to bitches and company.
17. I am beginning to open books on constitution of United States of America. It’s easier than that of Indian national state called Chhatarpur.
18. Vicks inhalers are good for cough and smoke.
19. My height is atleast 10 ft as per new masonic lodge standards. Edited.
Dancing light of grace 