Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on.
Peter Schmies Word Classification Test
I conducted a research into higher human intelligence during 2005-2009 by interviewing many college undergraduates and a few people from industries.
I continued similar projects even when the Peter Schmies text version of detailed analogies test was no longer available in 2018-2025.
By returning to basics of pencil and paper with Jeremy Bentham’s Panopticon for Deux Ex Machina: I realised in February, 2025, that it was almost impossible to clear this objective Words Classification Test ( where you needed to guess if words were similar, opposite or you were making a wild guess.)
Siddhanta: fundamental: words are sounds in the wild without any inherent meaning in them. In other words: it’s difficult to read a dictionary than reading fiction.
From the viewpoint of a Grammarian , Author or Lexicographer: fiction is merely a context for interpretation of new word roots, new meanings, new associations.
The first law of remembering and retaining words is to merely repeat it often enough.
The second law is associating is with many profound ideas.
Being able to clear Peter Schmies Word Classification Test removes many curses for example.
Working in some libraries , for example, is almost impossible because of the banned versions or prohibitions.
During 2018-2025, another strange thing was taking help from James Harbeck, Sesquiotica fame, who had let me publish a guest article on his weblog earlier. I had introduced his work on Blogging101Alumni website sponsored by Automattic.
Every time I tried to clear the ceiling of 16 errors until 2060, I used to commit a few errors before reaching the score of 1000 on UNWFP Free Rice Vocabulary Test site which was developed by Josh Breen.
I decided to make these tests open sources in order to crack them as Rick Rosner of Mega Society had indicated in the Mega Society journal.
During 2025 January and February this bugged website was unable to maintain itself.
Collins dictionary was only resource which helped.
Who was Fredrick Berchtold if not Pope?
Proselytism in the name of education might work in the short run.
Names are words, like titles, ranks, offices, honours..
A breakfast, a bed, a milk tea, a mobile charge, a distraction free environment to publish.
Project Gutenberg, project renaissance, project Sesquiotica for example.
If Gregg Scott, Jhonson O Connors, Norman Lewis, Ben Zimmer, Language Log guys and Jonathan Swift decide to keep meaning of words like Russel, Harbeck or Whigham: it’s a guild awards Peter Schmies Word Classification Test which is equivalent to Issac Asimov or Mensa Membership in Sweden.
But you are almost 40. You don’t want to be 14 years old.
Time Machines. Name Machines. Walking. Friends.
Was Reservoir dogs an inspiration for the opening sequence for The Dark Knight?. If yes, Nolan shouldn’t be credited as much for originality as for grand execution which works in corporate settings, in family gatherings.
As soon as Peter Schmies is out you start condemning him.
As soon as you exhaust Sesquiotica you look for next Laaloo.
Brown, Black people were frequent flyers. White people were not so.
Why did my corporate colleague prefer railways? To save himself from heart attacks.
Banyan tree: unto this last. Physical examination: May 19th. Only few of them would get qualified. April 30 2022Lal Bahadur and Cleanliness Shines!Was second picture needed?Why do we keep returning to cloistered spaces?Hindi error?Indi error?Forensics mimics!One rupee! Scrape business!Why do we crack the exhausted green bottles which once carried alcoholic beverage in it?Beautiful Sunrise on 30.04.2022. if April is fool. May is cool.Kesar Lassi should be orange. Top in town.Plastic chairs stick Chai Vibhag inside out. What can be done with your time?Allotactuallyricallymcalculabmh
Caution: Transparency Working hours: 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM Lunch Break: 14:00 PM to 14:30 PM
Note: Public holiday on every Sunday. Plus: on second and fourth Saturday. 24 days of service per month. Public holidays mean Holi/Diwali/Dussehra etc
No services given without mask. None of the people inside were wearing masks. Including branch manager. Everything written in terms and conditions doesn’t get applied.I visited the place at 14:44 PM
1. It was my first visit to the BOB branch located near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.
2. I visited based upon the suggestion given by kiosk CSC Nitin Chaurasiya who operates out of shop number 14 near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.
3. My zero balance account was opened about a month ago. I received a passbook on 12.04.2022. Account was opened on 14.03.2022: Satyamev Jayate. No photographs. Lost a charger in due course. No ATM card but transactions might happen. Slow and steady wins some rat races.
4. I was supposed to receive my ATM card and get e-kyc.
5. My account is no longer frozen but ATM card is going to take further time. No real limit.
6. The cashier at branch of BOB said:
” Did you get any SMS?”
No, I replied.
7. You usually receive an SMS and card reaches your home.
8. Here: BOB CSC told me in advance about getting ATM through him via Kiosk. I was positive about getting it today.
9. I visit Kiosk. Nitin didn’t respond to my call. He was busy playing PUBG with a bunch of friends.
10. Those FRIENDS again ask bullshit questions. I ask him when will I get my ATM card.
11. Nitin asks to wait for three more days. The BOB cashier told that none of the ATM cards have been delivered in the last 2-3 months.
Anjana Doodh Dairy is a shop located on Jawahar Panna road near Ambedkar statue opposite to Ambi Wine Shop. It sells dairy products. The name is a Hindi name. Anjana means Unknown. Ranjana means without imagination. Jana means people. Imagination is related to people who can imagine. Doodh stands for milk. Cow, buffalo and goat are three animals most frequently used for milking purposes in Indian subcontinent. Cow’s milk is costlier than that of buffalo. Gandhi was recommended goat’s milk by a doctor because in order to digest milk you need a lot of exercise. Gandhi was suffering from indigestion. Dairy products are made of milk. If you have read so far you already know that we don’t practice economy of speech, leave alone any other type of moderation. For example: Doodh and Dairy in the same name are redundant. Ideally: it should be AnjanaDairy. My friend Aditya Dwivedi was merely a laid back lad of twelve years when he first introduced me to this dairy shop. It has stood through tests of time in this small city. This national highway leads to Khajuraho Group of Monuments or a national heritage recognised by the archeological survey of India. Rest of the pictures are representatives of zeitgeist and courtesy of Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh: Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur, Chai Vibhag Cafe, Late Madhava Prasad Mishra Memorial Tennis Ball Night Cricket Tournament April 2022 and Juice Corner on Satai road Chhatarpur. Needless to say: every picture is worth at least one thousand words. Hope you would like perusing and sharing it on social media sites. You can hire me for creation of taglines or content writing provided you are fair and square in paying your dues.
Chai Vibhag: What is possible with ten rupees?What’s with MBBS?Recognise anyone?And…Why badminton? Why not Cricket, Tennis, Football, Skating or Basketball?A glass of juice: morning mango juice full of multivitamin: only for ten rupees.What’s the catch? Third world country flies with bees!Who’s BD Anuragi from Dev Raw? How’s this person linked to RFS26?ArtCraftJog your memory: all answers are there!Where are the records?Why bother on a Wednesday morning in April?Century?Can you see Venus? Or Neptune?Moon? Or East?SBI Bada Malehera versus Champions Cricket Club JhansiJhansi champion played two matches and then went back to where they came from: JhansiWho gives the verdict?Still unable to find the dragon or the owner!
Bread and butter? No. Bread and water. Bought from Anjana Dairy.
1. 21.04.2022 to 12.06.1994: The worn out stone now witnesses an open basket. A basket used to keep sleeping snakes.A badminton player asked me: were you sleepy?All of these pictures were captured today afternoon and morning in the badminton hall of pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh.I have an address book dedicated to this stone. 28.02.1992 to 21.04.2022: Swami Pranavananda donated for noble causes like research on Vedic Science39: A fire broke out yesterday night. WHY?
The Sunrise! 21.04.2022
Sandwich at Chai VibhagWhat’s unique about this picture?Flood lights plus lovely weather doesn’t happen every day.
What’s unique?
Maybe you would find out after two three months of time here: why music from some phones is more conducive to powers of concentration than others. I was asked to reduce the volume multiple times. That only tells about my lack of discipline.
1. Can you finish a ten rupees white bread packet(usually twelve to thirteen pieces with a twenty rupees lassi?)
Answer: it depends on whether you need to finish it.
2. Why lassi and not tea?
Answer: quantity to soak breads.
3. Why not water and sugar?
Answer: I have tried.
ChaiVibhag +⅖
Question: 01: Why department?
Answer: 01: The name is a mockery of red-tapeism.
The image was captured by me today. How much can you read in the facade which is in shape of a scramble?
20.04.2022
Question 01: Is it a earthenware made for tea or coffee?
Answer: What do you see?
I hear a nightingale.
Some water on its beak.
A small puppy harrassed by grown ups.
Follows me after midnight.
I don’t know if it’s dead or alive now
I don’t know if it was similar to the puppy that night.
Laal Bahadur
Question 01: Why do I call it Laal Bahaadur?
Answer: 01: Because I watched ‘Peepli Live,’ in 2010-11. The refernces stayed with me.
Do you see BaskinRobins?
Question 01: Where’s the snake?
Answer 02: Where’s Uranus?
Question: 02: Why?
Question 01: How many images in this article?
Answer: 01: 15.
Question: 02: The last section has an image which is associated with RTI 2005. Subsection. Can you find that one out?
Question: 03: The last section has an image which highlights importance of architects of Indian republic. Can you highlight any misrepresentation of facts under artistic license, associated with those images?
Question: 04: I recently had a coin. A ten rupee coin. I spent it. It was about a personality which is associated with one of the artworks captured in the images. Can you guess it?
Copyright policy: honesty is the best policy. Saint Gadge Circle, police lines road. Municipal corporation Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh. Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur. And Late Madhav Prasad Mishra Memorial Tennis Ball Cricket Tournament Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001 own various artifacts that were captured by this photography equipment.
Gadangi NOT GANDAGI: Art of Hindi!14.04.2022. Thursday. Birthday of Ambedkar and Mahaveer. Hai or Hain? Why Hindi medium? Because then cm needed to reduce salaries of all teachers and workers at once.
This is simplest of posts to emphasize a point I have already made too often now.
1. As soon as you enter into the Badminton Hall located inside the Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001: you see a small room adjacent to the hall.
2. Here you would find a similar picture:
Gutka aka beteljuice and dirt. Do you observe the broom? I have tried using it! I still can’t fly.
3. A picture is worth thousand words. Three pictures must be worth three thousand words at least.
A picture captured without the permission of labourers at work for a noble and just cause.
4. The fourth picture:
4.1: I approached labourers.
4.2: I asked them if they would like to get photographed.
4.3: They clearly said No.
4.4: I asked if they were being paid “at least 400 rupees per day for such straining work in scorching Sun:” it was already twelve o’ clock and they were digging earth for another tournament.
4.5: I measured the pitch: it was 34 steps. 22 ft. Sumit and Chanchal were present. I am Anand.
Copyright policy: if anyone associated with pitch creation wants to sue me for taking this picture at this hour; despite their lack of consent: do so by all means. I have barely enough to feed myself. These labourers need more than 500 rupees per day. It’s a difficult undertaking with weather and fuel prices taken into consideration. All cases are subject to human rights commission Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001 and Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001. Help alleviate the hunger and poverty in your world. Improve education.
1. It’s 12:52 PM 10.04.2022, Sunday, in Chhatarpur, Madhya Pradesh, India, inside Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium. I am sitting under a banyan tree. It reminds me of Gandhi’s fondness for Ruskin Bond’s UntoThisLast.
2. I had a chapter in my class 11th text book. The chapter was called:
“The Banyan Tree.”
Or was it
“The Old Banyan Tree?”
I don’t remember. S. S. Khare used to describe passages to us and he used to take long breaks to exalt a mechanic who was a driver in comparison to a driver who had to take his bike to a mechanic too frequently. Agrawal was surname of his favorite student and he used to repeat ‘samjhe?’ in his mouth as an automatic reminder. Strange as it seemed, I gained a greater understanding of his imports for chapters like Reuters and BanyanTree. He was all for practice. Practice makes a man perfect and perfection can be perfected by further practice.
3. I recently saw many leaves falling from this tree. Yellow. Ripened. Hot wind is blowing. Headline in Dainik Bhaskar Reads :
Game over for Imran Khan.
-Dainik Bhaskar, 10-04-2022
4. Fuel prices are soaring. CK told me that petrol costs 119 rupees per litre.
5. I had a lassi at Chai Vibhaag.
Lassi plus bread.
6. Lassi was worth twenty rupees. White bread was worth twenty rupees. CK bought a tea for me. We shared bread with each other. We played the game of scramble. It took us two minutes each to score. Two minutes to evaluate. Two minutes to set up and two minutes to conclude. A total of ten minutes. How much did we both score? My score was thirteen points higher than his score. He teaches mathematics to primary school kids. I teach English to all people I meet, unless they want me to teach them something else.
Ward no 16/23
7. I need to update the article on Chai Vibhaag in Google maps. Their timings might adjust to evening-night pattern. April fool and scorching tropic of Aries. Sun and the North node enter the dragon.
8. Music is a big factor which creates environment. I got to hear some of my favorite songs in my personalized Spotify Jukebox today at Chai Vibhag as I connected my smartphone via bluetooth connect. Tenet soundtrack. Travis Scott. Ludwig Goransson. 2020. Then I heard some of CK’s favourites. He prefers Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber and Bhojpuri songs.
9. What’s with bets?
10. Legal betting odds and evens out and out innards ardent dentistry trysts tsimsum. Summer wine by Lana del Rey. What’s it with ten to the power ten? What’s with cursed lands to be bought in the next year and half which would, by some unseen cosmic powerful beings serve as graceful ambrosia producing wealthy thymus nustard oil? Loincloth. Yes oaths are meant to be for ants. Who cares about care English vocabulary?
11. Here it gets murkier: I heard a news: 12 galaxies spotted together in the sky in some observatory. Virgo supercluster being eaten up by some galactic tic tac toeuvrevenantennamesakeitloafern.
14. I scored 100 on UNWFP Free Rice app. It can be downloaded from Google Play store.
I love you RFS
15. What does RFS mean?
16. Sometimes it seems: I ask more questions than I answer. Sometimes. At others i try to imitate Einstein. I try to spell. I try to ascertain the nature of problem before coming up with the answers.
What’s with e=mc^2?
17. I briefly tried to solve paradoxes posed in H. C. Verma’s textbook for CBSE class 11th. Another physics lecturer has a nameplate which reads:
Gold medelist.
Gold medelist
18. Why piglets can’t rest under this banyan tree this afternoon? Why does this land burn so much? Why did that gold medelist boy wear maroon pant on the day he was supposed to wear white?
19. I don’t have all the answers. But his pant was short. The bearded guy was named Joseph Garvashish.
20. Joseph is not my cup of tea. Garvashish is an amalgamation of Garv and Ashish. Garv stands for pride and Ashish for grace. That guy was general manager of the high school at that time. We used to call him Father.
21. Almost all my friends remember being called out of classroom once in a while in the office of Maria Mata Convent High School which was run by sisters of Nazareth then. We were spoken key words in our ears: silently: “Faffa se bolo ki fees jamaa kare.”
22. Faffaa was busy playing cards or ludo or chitfund or whatever the heck you want to call gambling and alcoholism. Not to mention: gold medel faded like mendelieves (believe it or not Ripley or not!) Periodic Emily Dickinson fashion.
23. It gets even murkier and ends up in business as usual. Hollywood. Bollywood. Matrix grade 1992, 1999, 2000, 2014, 2021. Truman Show is the easiest way out of it!
24. The guy in white pants was a son of an engineer in public health engineering. He recently departed(ode to Leonardo DiCaprio/Matt Damon/Anthony Hopkins/Mark Wahlberg starrer movie which highlighted police procedural in dark knight fashion in contrast with Akira Kurosava’s police procedural in High and Low. Which one do you like and why? Let me know in comments. Or watch Parvarish in which Shammi Kapoor nourishes Amitabha and Vinod. Yes, heroes not characters. Stranger than fiction is reality.
25. Mazhar met me yesterday with Suresh who didn’t tell me about his last name. My doggedness with badminton hall in Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 being obvious raised some eyebrows:
A. What’s with your financial condition?
B. What’s with your bag?
C. Why do you play loud music?
D. Why do you stand in that corner?
E. Why do you watch us play?
F. Can you sit down there so that I may hear walkie-talkie and continue to play badminton?
Mazhar is a constable in superintendent’s office. Suresh looks like he’s a sibling of Sumit Upadhyaya, who’s a poster boy and a badminton player.
Mazhar invited me to his office and I felt like being interrogated. Why not his living space? Why not a tea stall? Why superintendent’s office?
I told him about despicable state of badminton hall as well as Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur when it comes to cleanliness.
26. A student scored highest marks in English. Forty nine out of fifty. I scored forty eight. I don’t know what was score of the guy who had white pant well pressed on the day picture was captured. His mother was furious when I went to his house with excitement and scores. Obviously : R or V should have gotten the first merit. Conspiracy begins.
27. Who reported you the news tells a lot about news provided you know how to read advertisement. An obvious allusion to Arthur Conan Doyle for my reading in detective fiction doesn’t exceed more than a whit of Sherlock Holmes Canon.
Sunrise 10.04.2022 Sunday
28. Antyodaya means “Raising the most downtrodden and outcast.” Deendayal Rasoi is a scheme which has supposedly fed 7600000 poor people in 58 cities:
The scheme is a superflop advertisement campaign like Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan.
Look at this: after having experienced advocates of scheme and donators: I find it locked on occasion of festivals. Is a real charity supposed to be lock at any time?
Where does all the money go?
It goes to maintain gardens in collectorate.
It goes to create hoardings.
It goes to give mic to Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Christian and other propaganda creators like devotees of motherland, English, Hindi or style or big English vocabulary or Cricket or environment.
Consider last three events in this stadium where I am writing this brief essay on my own shortcomings. An admission of my lack of abundance.
29. Someone committed suicide in my neighborhood. The family is a family of jewellers. Suicides were regular. Sushant Singh Rajput committed suicide in the same year. Eleven people committed suicide together. A town inspector’s son used to play cricket with the guy in white pant. I used to play with the guy in the white pant. There was another guy who used to play cricket with us. He got another gold medal five years afterwards. But before that I broke the record of crossing fourth stage of eighth round of Super Mario Bros’: Nintendo games. I was thrilled to report that to all three of them. Our names began with V: twenty second letter of English alphabet.
30. Another town inspector’s son. A bridge. Jyotidip Mansion is written as Mention.
31. How much time it took you to read through this article? How much could you learn. How can I work on improving my physics, income and relevance to stay on course? The bet guy promised to produce evidence. Ten to the power of eighteen is just four less than what North node would continue to indicate for next year and half as per the sidereal zodiac. What’s your age? You’re probably young and feel immortal! Have you watched SciFi movies like In time(2011), Tenet(2020), Inland Empire (2006;) and Richard Linklater’s Waking Life?
32. Bonus:
Indian currency
Are you interested in nails?
Raw?
My economic status?
Are all people working in April, May, June, July and August fools according to British Empire?
How did April Fool and Mayday came to be?
Do let me know if you didn’t like my picture. Grimace. Pants. Sarcasm. Italian pasta or tie. Or the resolution of pictures.
A picture is worth a thousand words!A picture is worth a thousand words!Creative art: Saurabh written as 100rabh!!Inscription of love on pillar near entrance to Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51Graffiti!Cleanliness Campaign Surveys 2022.04.09It was opened in the month of March after a long time. Might be the only urinal in a stadium where at least 1000 people workout every morning and evening. Where do they urinate? Ask me!!!!!!!!This is where police, invigilators and vip of other organisationizing committees defecate and urinate. Rest of the time it’s used for conducting examinations!!!!!!$urprises!!!!!
This is Sunrise as recorded by OppoA53 smartphone camera this morning 09.04.2022 Saturday.
1. Had carrot halwa with librarian and naturopath to celebrate the birthday of the naturopath. A four planet stellium in Sagittarius is the actual cause of his being fond of Osho who had a five planet stellium in it. A Virgo. Atmakaraka Saturn in Sagittarius.
2. Uprooted some carrot grass plants from field. The word ‘Nidai’ means weeding. Took many pictures. Internet and earphones acted up dramatically.
3. Had some giant spinach leaves to eat. Narrated Popeye the sailor man to those present.
4. Trip to a field and hospital. First time in elevator in hospital.
5. Another interview with sportspersons. What is the English name for Malkhamb gymnastics. Mal masa and Malkhambha.
6. Registered 22 titles in library. Looked into horoscope of three people. Attended candle protest.
1. Played 7 vocabulary jams. Spotted Claire G in one of the jams. She along with PC are only contestants who consistently score in access of 900.
2. I scored first rank once and in most of them second ranks. Stephen D scored well. There were 60 to 100 players on an average. More than ever before.
3. I acted as a tour guide to show Walter MacFarlane Glasgow Ku Klux Klan iron pillar to a journalist. The pictures captured by tour guide to organic farming kitchen garden were beautiful to say the least:
4. The question is: how many guides were there. The meaning of Urdu word ‘Nida’ is ‘Voice.’
7. The Ku Klux Klan pillar shade has eight flaps, eight petals, eight floor blocks. The two iron lions are painted yellow. The tailless lion has staff. Staffless lion has tail. Elise and Christophe.
Here’s the verse:
The tailless lion has staff
Cattail cattle
Prattle talk
Staffless lion has tail
Tailgate ail ate a bit late,
Old door
Ancient enciente
Sun flowers Cauliflower
Spineless reptiles
Tiles satellites stalactites
Lower registers gone
Protest against farmer’s suicide by Youth CongressYouth Congress against farmer’s suicide
8. Couldn’t help but notice them entering with shoes inside library. Then some of them giggling as others were giving interview. If they were really serious about 06:06– there should have been a silence. Some of them were promoting their rooms for to-let. I collected candle packets and they would be burnt tomorrow.
9. Suicide is a serious issue.
10. They burnt 13 candles inside. About 25 outside. I recalled Geoffrey Ashe’s Gandhi: A Study in Revolution
Dancing light of grace 