1. Since 05:30 to 15:30; on 14.04.2022; I have walked at least 10000 steps.
2. This is an image of a 50 rupees indian note. It was released in the year 2019. Gandhi. Governor. Hampi. Archeological survey of India and CASH which has turmeric on it. Sanju Kirana Store is not registered in shops nearby Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan.
3. Exhaust fan running anticlockwise. Here’s a classic song for presidents in India and USA supported by JOCKEY Johnson O’Connor foundation:
4. Today morning an RSS group got offended by me. My friend Anirudh.
5. Yesterday evening a home decor employee got offended because I took a picture of the shop without permission. My friend Vipul.
6. Day before a member of Ram Mandir Samiti got offended by my place. My friend Aditya.
7. Just a few days ago a wakatake constellation guy got offended after I had a Budweiser. My friend Lallu and Pavilion guy Terrence Tao.
8. Another guy got offended today because I asked him why he was holding a rose in his hand in pavilion. My friend Puneet got offended because I didn’t mention that he’s also a national level handball player.
9. Dogs get offended by breeds I see on a regular basis.
10. Foofarawesomeshugasconadementedstalksuveriaimilitudetudensenamesakeynotenetsukentomorrowland. Anurag loaned me 149 rupees today.
11. He won’t take it back until I reach Nagpur. By then he might get transferred to another location.
12. Ajax. Sapax and so on. Men of letters. Supernaturals. Commentators and so on.
13. Google Play Store download app Free Rice. Share a meal. Like, share, subscribe.
14. Vocabulary.com is a commercial app.
15. Something died in me on Holi celebration.
16. Then something else died when shit hit the fan and a case was settled for bhaiya bhabhi United Productions: again leaving me indebted to bitches and company.
17. I am beginning to open books on constitution of United States of America. It’s easier than that of Indian national state called Chhatarpur.
18. Vicks inhalers are good for cough and smoke.
19. My height is atleast 10 ft as per new masonic lodge standards. Edited.
Gadangi NOT GANDAGI: Art of Hindi!14.04.2022. Thursday. Birthday of Ambedkar and Mahaveer. Hai or Hain? Why Hindi medium? Because then cm needed to reduce salaries of all teachers and workers at once.
This is simplest of posts to emphasize a point I have already made too often now.
1. As soon as you enter into the Badminton Hall located inside the Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001: you see a small room adjacent to the hall.
2. Here you would find a similar picture:
Gutka aka beteljuice and dirt. Do you observe the broom? I have tried using it! I still can’t fly.
3. A picture is worth thousand words. Three pictures must be worth three thousand words at least.
A picture captured without the permission of labourers at work for a noble and just cause.
4. The fourth picture:
4.1: I approached labourers.
4.2: I asked them if they would like to get photographed.
4.3: They clearly said No.
4.4: I asked if they were being paid “at least 400 rupees per day for such straining work in scorching Sun:” it was already twelve o’ clock and they were digging earth for another tournament.
4.5: I measured the pitch: it was 34 steps. 22 ft. Sumit and Chanchal were present. I am Anand.
Copyright policy: if anyone associated with pitch creation wants to sue me for taking this picture at this hour; despite their lack of consent: do so by all means. I have barely enough to feed myself. These labourers need more than 500 rupees per day. It’s a difficult undertaking with weather and fuel prices taken into consideration. All cases are subject to human rights commission Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001 and Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001. Help alleviate the hunger and poverty in your world. Improve education.
Sunrise 13.04.2022 W23LP114 Choubey Colony Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh Name Plates Coming Soon…Borrowed early morning: Logic: Samsung mobile sometimes worth two thousand rupees and at others worth five thousand rupees. Virgo superclusters. 6DR353906: WP23114 Cartesian CoordinatesHalkai and Buddy: Dog trainers and Siriusly costly breeds.Lin Dan: Favourite badminton player of youngsters in 20-30 age group in India!Vidhayak Cup Trophy!
1. Pictures tell what words can’t. A picture is worth thousand words as per a saying.
2. Time is money and honesty is the best policy.
3. In time, 2011 is one of my favourite movies.
4. Another local movie is “Bhaiya and Bhabhi United Productions 2012-2022.” Or
“Bhaiya and Bhabhi United Productions 2014-2022.”
You can take your pic by using Wachowaski brothers’ 1992 Matrix starring Keanu Reeves and Trinity and black guy as models. Whether I am a black guy or brown guy is upto you to decide. I am definitely not hearing impaired. I never made a handicapped certificate by bribing government officials for it. I never used it to get a job in ITI Hoshangabad as a lecturer. I never earned even a single penny by using that job. I speak Truth. Nothing but the Truth. So help you GODS.!!:!!*;.T and C apply.
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5. INTERVIEW
If you have read yesterday’s interviews: you’re going to enjoy today’s interviews even more and likewise.
There were some grammatical mistakes in yesterday’s work but I am in a kind of a hurry. There were some youngsters smoking ganja(weed,) here: I needed to experiment with it as I hadn’t. I enquired them about the rates and shops. They told that it’s worth 100 rupees and we share it. Five people pay twenty rupees. I offered them money but they refused to take it as it was kind of rude in their estimation. I am still waiting for a thing to happen. Two puffs inhaled and nothing yet. I know the reason: my experiments with truth about addictions and how they work.
Here’s the interview with two players who are regularly into this badminton hall:
Pundit Shri Shrinivas Shukl Pavilion: You can see badminton hall from here.Nagendra Yadav
Note: Before I really come to Q & A: a brief glimpse at recent events: yesterday evening i entered badminton hall after having walked for a while.
A young kid was exiting. Another younger kid was playing with a smartphone.
After a while I observed:
Kid was playing “Tunak Tunak…” track on the smartphone/iphone as the case maybe. His guardians were playing badminton as usual.
Not a big deal right?
No.
This morning I was asked to lower the volume of my music on smartphone by Nagendra. I asked him about something as he was entring the hall. He joined me after a minute as he was changing for the game. He’s preparing for CDAC exam. I don’t know what that’s but it certainly has something to do with national defence.
I have been asked to lower the volume of music. I have been asked to sit at different places by on duty police officers playing badminton. I have been asked to reveal my identity but nothing which hurts me as much as fake pride on titles and names.
Interview Core:
Q: 1: Player number one: What’s your name?
A:1: Rajendra Singh Yadav.
( Obviously he was joking. Being an elite you can joke.)
Q:2: What’s your true name?
A:2: Nagendra Yadav.
Q:3: Why did you say it was “Rajendra Singh?”
A:3: It’s Nagendra Yadav.
Q:4: Show me your Aadhaar Card.
A:4: He showed it online on his smartphone. He’s a smart guy. Lives somewhere in Choubey Colony ward number twenty three. I had seen him frequently. He approached me one day in evening and asked what my occupation was. He was going to visit a Hanuman Temple with his friends.
Q:5: Today I asked: Who’s your favourite player among all present?
A:5: Chaturvedi ji. He pointed towards a bald guy who is left handed. I have seen him play.
Q: 6: Then I asked: Who’s your favourite player among international badminton celebrities?
A:6: LIN DAN.
Q:7: I pointed towards a youngster who was wearing glasses. “Who’s that guy?” I had seen him play and he looked like a pro.
A:7: Rishabh. He’s a national player.
I kept watching their game. Rhythm, body language and art along with verbal and nonverbal communication that happens in the SuperSport. I saw another player moving out and grabbed the opportunity to ask him some questions. I am publishing the extract but not in the order they happened.
Q:1: Who’s your favourite player among these?
( I showed him the screen of my smartphone and found that he was not interested in anyone shown as the search result on Google for “Highest rated badminton players in the world.”)
A:1: LIN DAN
Q:2: Is he like Tendulkar of Badminton?
A:2: Yes.
Q:3: Not Dravid?
A:3: No.
Q: 4: Who’s like Bradman of Badminton?
A:4: What?
Q: 5: I spoke louder “Donald Bradman.”
A:5: LIN DAN.
Lin Dan retired on July 4th 2020. He has won 13 major events including two olympic majors.
The name of the second player is Aditya Singh. He’s an employee in irrigation department. He has been playing since 2018 AD, lives in Green Avenue: Has no qualms about lack of cleanliness in badminton hall.
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As an aside: My friend finally reveals he’s been a handball player at national level. Caretsker’s son is taking a bath in open with another boy. I ask him why he doesn’t go to school. He is working to sell momos every evening. His exams concluded very recently. There’s a Kabbadi tournament to be held for two days: 13th and 14th.
This morning I saw Amit Tiwari sitting. He had lost his ball to Yoga Hall. I offered for help. The staff which is actually one man and his two sons only for entire ground as caretakers were fast asleep with locked doors because they have to work hard day-in and day-out. I called them up and requested for help. He gave me the key to Yoga hall. I picked the ball and threw it to Amit before I locked the hall back up and returned the key to Shankar Lal Chaurasia.
I observe all premises in violation of electric saving article 2005: RTI stream 140. All people waste electric on purpose. Lack of staff or care mostly. Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium and Badminton Halls haven’t been exceptions. Let me know about this post. Like, share and subscribe. Play Free Rice games on Google app store. Play vocabulary games to help further your career. Badminton needs smaller space compared to most of the games. Indoor and outdoor sports.
Recorded in morning at about eight thirty AM in Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium; on 12.04.2022:
Time: 10 minutes.
1. Name of interviewee: Akshara Gupta.
2. Game: Volley Ball.
3. Why did you greet me?(Uncle, uncle, uncle…..)
Hi Uncle or Hey uncle?
Answer: silence. Chose ‘hey.’
4. WRONG question and answer..
5. Why me?
Answer: ——-
6. Which standard do you study in?
Answer: Standard 9th in Christian English College Mahoba Road.
7. Is there a prayer you recite everyday?
Answer: ——
8. What’s the name of the first chapter in your English textbook?
Answer: The Gift of Magi.
9. Do you know what Magi means?
Answer: No answer. Silence. Blank face.
10. What was your rank in class 8th?
Answer: 5th rank.
11. Can you please name four students who scored better than you?
Answer: Yes.
12. Yes…
Answer: 4th rank: Priyanshi Shukla.
3rd rank: Kshipra Sikdar.
2nd rank: Tanishka Mishra.
( I asked for the spelling as I wasn’t sure.)
1st rank: Abhay Choudhary.
A guy approaches and interrupts this interview. I request him to wait but to no avail.
I ask his name.
Farhaan is my name. I am her brother.
10. After many of her teammates join: I ask: Are you all brothers and sisters?
YES.
11. Who prompted you to interrupt me and greet me?
Answer: Still unable to respond freely she says it was Farhan.
12. What did Farhan say?
Answer: “He told me that you are a foreigner and you speak English.”
13. Where do you stay?
Answer: Chhatrasal Nagar.
14. Do you know your full address?
Answer: No.
15. How did you come to Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium this morning?
Answer: I drove a scooty.
16. Do you have a driving license?
No.
17. What are the names of your parents?
Answer: Brajesh Gupta and Archana Gupta.
18. I close the interview here and before I conclude my session: I asked a few more questions:
Farhan Ali:
1. What’s your education level?
Answer: B. Sc. Final year.
I asked about his scores in various subjects. They’re all above first division in tenth, twelfth and college.
I wanted to know why they were curious about me and why all boys declared themselves to be brothers of all the girls present.
I asked her the name of the coach and also asked if they had multiple coaches:
Brajendra Dwivedi
It was the name of their coach.
Reasons:
1. Supriya Bundela introduces herself as a regular student of Maria Mata Senior Secondary School.
It’s done as soon as I introduces myself after being pressed upon for it.
2. Brajesh, another guy was after me once I had chosen to interact with a guy who lives near railway.
3. First name basis is such a gross misdemeanor. Remo D’Souza to Francisco Desouza are after me.
4. I ignored a tall guy who wanted to call me uncle.
5. The railway station chappie came when I was sitting with Vaibhav Chaturvedi: a student I had tutored for couple of months in 2020.
6. I asked all of them a fundamental question regarding their prayers in schools. This was supposed to put an end to all their curious minds.
Are you all brothers and sisters?
Yes(Supriya Bundela and girl besides her along with all juniors and seniors in unison!)
How would you have any scope for romance or marriage in your lives?
Except my husband all men are my brothers(Supriya Bundela.)
What happens to your oaths and pledges then?( I referred to “India is my country and all indians are my brothers and sisters pledge.”)
She agreed about the pledge still being used in school and she was a regular student for more than nine years.
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Conclusion: Since all indians are your brothrs and sisters:
A. You would never marry your brother or sister or Indian. Would have no romantic association with them.
B. You would have romance and marriage only with your foreign friends.
C. Or you would break your pledge for marriage or romance. Marry an Indian guy or girl or have romance with him or her: which would be equivalent to incest.
This: clearly meant that either the pledge in MMSSS was to create brides of Yoshua Ben Joseph (Christ or Krishna mass means brides and both sexes are involved.)
Or you break your pledge. Take your share of original sin and move on.
I promised them to interview further based on circumstances.
16:05 Badminton Hall Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001
1. It’s 12:52 PM 10.04.2022, Sunday, in Chhatarpur, Madhya Pradesh, India, inside Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium. I am sitting under a banyan tree. It reminds me of Gandhi’s fondness for Ruskin Bond’s UntoThisLast.
2. I had a chapter in my class 11th text book. The chapter was called:
“The Banyan Tree.”
Or was it
“The Old Banyan Tree?”
I don’t remember. S. S. Khare used to describe passages to us and he used to take long breaks to exalt a mechanic who was a driver in comparison to a driver who had to take his bike to a mechanic too frequently. Agrawal was surname of his favorite student and he used to repeat ‘samjhe?’ in his mouth as an automatic reminder. Strange as it seemed, I gained a greater understanding of his imports for chapters like Reuters and BanyanTree. He was all for practice. Practice makes a man perfect and perfection can be perfected by further practice.
3. I recently saw many leaves falling from this tree. Yellow. Ripened. Hot wind is blowing. Headline in Dainik Bhaskar Reads :
Game over for Imran Khan.
-Dainik Bhaskar, 10-04-2022
4. Fuel prices are soaring. CK told me that petrol costs 119 rupees per litre.
5. I had a lassi at Chai Vibhaag.
Lassi plus bread.
6. Lassi was worth twenty rupees. White bread was worth twenty rupees. CK bought a tea for me. We shared bread with each other. We played the game of scramble. It took us two minutes each to score. Two minutes to evaluate. Two minutes to set up and two minutes to conclude. A total of ten minutes. How much did we both score? My score was thirteen points higher than his score. He teaches mathematics to primary school kids. I teach English to all people I meet, unless they want me to teach them something else.
Ward no 16/23
7. I need to update the article on Chai Vibhaag in Google maps. Their timings might adjust to evening-night pattern. April fool and scorching tropic of Aries. Sun and the North node enter the dragon.
8. Music is a big factor which creates environment. I got to hear some of my favorite songs in my personalized Spotify Jukebox today at Chai Vibhag as I connected my smartphone via bluetooth connect. Tenet soundtrack. Travis Scott. Ludwig Goransson. 2020. Then I heard some of CK’s favourites. He prefers Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber and Bhojpuri songs.
9. What’s with bets?
10. Legal betting odds and evens out and out innards ardent dentistry trysts tsimsum. Summer wine by Lana del Rey. What’s it with ten to the power ten? What’s with cursed lands to be bought in the next year and half which would, by some unseen cosmic powerful beings serve as graceful ambrosia producing wealthy thymus nustard oil? Loincloth. Yes oaths are meant to be for ants. Who cares about care English vocabulary?
11. Here it gets murkier: I heard a news: 12 galaxies spotted together in the sky in some observatory. Virgo supercluster being eaten up by some galactic tic tac toeuvrevenantennamesakeitloafern.
14. I scored 100 on UNWFP Free Rice app. It can be downloaded from Google Play store.
I love you RFS
15. What does RFS mean?
16. Sometimes it seems: I ask more questions than I answer. Sometimes. At others i try to imitate Einstein. I try to spell. I try to ascertain the nature of problem before coming up with the answers.
What’s with e=mc^2?
17. I briefly tried to solve paradoxes posed in H. C. Verma’s textbook for CBSE class 11th. Another physics lecturer has a nameplate which reads:
Gold medelist.
Gold medelist
18. Why piglets can’t rest under this banyan tree this afternoon? Why does this land burn so much? Why did that gold medelist boy wear maroon pant on the day he was supposed to wear white?
19. I don’t have all the answers. But his pant was short. The bearded guy was named Joseph Garvashish.
20. Joseph is not my cup of tea. Garvashish is an amalgamation of Garv and Ashish. Garv stands for pride and Ashish for grace. That guy was general manager of the high school at that time. We used to call him Father.
21. Almost all my friends remember being called out of classroom once in a while in the office of Maria Mata Convent High School which was run by sisters of Nazareth then. We were spoken key words in our ears: silently: “Faffa se bolo ki fees jamaa kare.”
22. Faffaa was busy playing cards or ludo or chitfund or whatever the heck you want to call gambling and alcoholism. Not to mention: gold medel faded like mendelieves (believe it or not Ripley or not!) Periodic Emily Dickinson fashion.
23. It gets even murkier and ends up in business as usual. Hollywood. Bollywood. Matrix grade 1992, 1999, 2000, 2014, 2021. Truman Show is the easiest way out of it!
24. The guy in white pants was a son of an engineer in public health engineering. He recently departed(ode to Leonardo DiCaprio/Matt Damon/Anthony Hopkins/Mark Wahlberg starrer movie which highlighted police procedural in dark knight fashion in contrast with Akira Kurosava’s police procedural in High and Low. Which one do you like and why? Let me know in comments. Or watch Parvarish in which Shammi Kapoor nourishes Amitabha and Vinod. Yes, heroes not characters. Stranger than fiction is reality.
25. Mazhar met me yesterday with Suresh who didn’t tell me about his last name. My doggedness with badminton hall in Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 being obvious raised some eyebrows:
A. What’s with your financial condition?
B. What’s with your bag?
C. Why do you play loud music?
D. Why do you stand in that corner?
E. Why do you watch us play?
F. Can you sit down there so that I may hear walkie-talkie and continue to play badminton?
Mazhar is a constable in superintendent’s office. Suresh looks like he’s a sibling of Sumit Upadhyaya, who’s a poster boy and a badminton player.
Mazhar invited me to his office and I felt like being interrogated. Why not his living space? Why not a tea stall? Why superintendent’s office?
I told him about despicable state of badminton hall as well as Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur when it comes to cleanliness.
26. A student scored highest marks in English. Forty nine out of fifty. I scored forty eight. I don’t know what was score of the guy who had white pant well pressed on the day picture was captured. His mother was furious when I went to his house with excitement and scores. Obviously : R or V should have gotten the first merit. Conspiracy begins.
27. Who reported you the news tells a lot about news provided you know how to read advertisement. An obvious allusion to Arthur Conan Doyle for my reading in detective fiction doesn’t exceed more than a whit of Sherlock Holmes Canon.
Sunrise 10.04.2022 Sunday
28. Antyodaya means “Raising the most downtrodden and outcast.” Deendayal Rasoi is a scheme which has supposedly fed 7600000 poor people in 58 cities:
The scheme is a superflop advertisement campaign like Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan.
Look at this: after having experienced advocates of scheme and donators: I find it locked on occasion of festivals. Is a real charity supposed to be lock at any time?
Where does all the money go?
It goes to maintain gardens in collectorate.
It goes to create hoardings.
It goes to give mic to Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Christian and other propaganda creators like devotees of motherland, English, Hindi or style or big English vocabulary or Cricket or environment.
Consider last three events in this stadium where I am writing this brief essay on my own shortcomings. An admission of my lack of abundance.
29. Someone committed suicide in my neighborhood. The family is a family of jewellers. Suicides were regular. Sushant Singh Rajput committed suicide in the same year. Eleven people committed suicide together. A town inspector’s son used to play cricket with the guy in white pant. I used to play with the guy in the white pant. There was another guy who used to play cricket with us. He got another gold medal five years afterwards. But before that I broke the record of crossing fourth stage of eighth round of Super Mario Bros’: Nintendo games. I was thrilled to report that to all three of them. Our names began with V: twenty second letter of English alphabet.
30. Another town inspector’s son. A bridge. Jyotidip Mansion is written as Mention.
31. How much time it took you to read through this article? How much could you learn. How can I work on improving my physics, income and relevance to stay on course? The bet guy promised to produce evidence. Ten to the power of eighteen is just four less than what North node would continue to indicate for next year and half as per the sidereal zodiac. What’s your age? You’re probably young and feel immortal! Have you watched SciFi movies like In time(2011), Tenet(2020), Inland Empire (2006;) and Richard Linklater’s Waking Life?
32. Bonus:
Indian currency
Are you interested in nails?
Raw?
My economic status?
Are all people working in April, May, June, July and August fools according to British Empire?
How did April Fool and Mayday came to be?
Do let me know if you didn’t like my picture. Grimace. Pants. Sarcasm. Italian pasta or tie. Or the resolution of pictures.
A picture is worth a thousand words!A picture is worth a thousand words!Creative art: Saurabh written as 100rabh!!Inscription of love on pillar near entrance to Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51Graffiti!Cleanliness Campaign Surveys 2022.04.09It was opened in the month of March after a long time. Might be the only urinal in a stadium where at least 1000 people workout every morning and evening. Where do they urinate? Ask me!!!!!!!!This is where police, invigilators and vip of other organisationizing committees defecate and urinate. Rest of the time it’s used for conducting examinations!!!!!!$urprises!!!!!
This is Sunrise as recorded by OppoA53 smartphone camera this morning 09.04.2022 Saturday.
1. In a flash I recognised his grimace being one which had flashed before me couple of years ago as he was entering this street.
2. But even before that he was there: one day under that hut. I was sitting as usual. Watching the game of shadows. Dance of stars and traffic. The challenge was to stay. This guy comes on his bicycle and picks some grass from the area where people used to pee.
3. I recognised him as an alchemist. Another passerby on bike makes a gesture at me:( go away else you might be in big trouble.)
4. Later I become a regular feature without recognising his face. His shop gives license to dream. Akin to one druggist in Inception (2010) by Nolan.
5. Why today? A man on bicycle and two of his sons. Three years in the making of a matrix which has to do with construction of highways.
A: 2: RTI 2005: IPC stream 140 prohibits wastage of electric. Saving it might help someone charge their phone up. It might help someone’s education.
Q. 3: How long did it take me to figure out the electric switches:
A: 3: Two months with complaints. See: why?
Q: 4: Why?
A: 4: Because all doors were blocked. Planning and management is done by people who are all for enacting laws and then forget them. Wasteful indulgence.
Dancing light of grace 