What advice would you give to your teenage self?
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1. The idea for this blog post came from the hodgepodge obvious on the wall shown in this image.
2. Previous elections for municipal corporation were organised in 2016-17 and I didn’t witness the process back then because of lack of interest. This time around I kept reading the newspapers and gleaned a bit about it.
3. What’s so peculiar about this image?
Nothing if you don’t know the process. The process by which it was created. You would find such advertisement leaflets pasted all over the Ward 23 of Chhatarpur, Madhya Pradesh, India.
4. As I mentioned in one of my previous posts: one of the candidates mentioned in the advertisement is going to win and become richer than they previously were. This is the most humble of them you’re going to see: EVER. Even if a facade, the premise is worth being explored for obvious reason to have a first-hand experience about metamorphosis elections do in the lives of candidates running and the rest of us.
5. The hodgepodge came to be like this:
5.1: There was an empty wall.
5.2: The leaflet for broom 🧹 was pasted at first.
5.3: The script in the dark maroon color was written just below the leaflet. The lotus group didn’t paste the leaflet with their candidate’s picture.
Why?
Who knows?
(Kovind?)
5.4: The leaflet for palm of right hand was pasted in the end.
5.5: To a regular passerby: it seems as if the script in maroon is to support the broom 🧹 candidate.
6. Actually: all three of them are very gentle people. They respect boundaries of each other.
As of now: I am writing this post under article 144 being in effect. Intention is absolutely not to defame anyone or to malign the reputation of these representatives of the Ward ( 23 ).
7. The intention is to educate and inform people who ever read this article about the political campaign for municipal corporation elections.
8. I got to see the first candidate as candidate when my respected father Shilajeet was speaking to him on NH39 near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium entrance to Choubey Colony a few days ago. He was accompanied by his soft spoken fast friend from education business. Political business is related to the education business. It seemed more than a coincidence that I was crossing the road when this happened. Pink Floyd.
8.1: Does the candidate eat gutka?
Yes.
Does he spit it in public places like Stadium?
Yes.
Akin to any normal people (Aam Aadmi.) I have often seen him in stadium-walking- as he’s fitness conscious and also a proprietor of an accupressure naturopathy clinic nearby. His elder brother also showed public disdain by spitting gutka once. It had become a regular feature by the year 2018.
9. Gurudev is also fitness conscious and his family is also full of disdain for middle or lower middle class people. They have organised many public events in which devotional songs and stories were played. They also participated in the recently concluded Madhav Prasad Mishra Memorial Night Cricket Tournament. He was the last man standing for the losing side.
10. Does Gurudev eat gutka? Maybe Not. But his most ardent supporter seems to be fond of it. He openly showed his disdain by spitting a large chunk of it, on purpose. He then went on to paste the posters.
11. Both of these candidates pass the Ku Klux Klan test. It’s actually darker than it seems.
12. Let’s take the third candidate: the candidate from the ruling party. Double engine. Highest budget. Budget visible in the campaign. The third candidate is not a single candidate. The trend of Mister and Mrs Khiladi was not set by previous candidates from lotus group. It’s been there for a long time. The feminine takes care of kids and ladies and the masculine manages the rest. The message is clear: women can’t take care of this business alone. The places where you see only women contesting elections: there are men behind the scenes.
13. Broom and Palm guys are guys. Men. Lotus guys are Gemini. Twins. Mercury just entered into Gemini. Yadda yadda. If you think women are really candidates here: you’re grossly mistaken. I have to wait for three days for getting a fifty rupees pocket money from my mother who earns about 70000 rupees per month because all of the business and economics is managed by her husband since forever. She doesn’t have any money which is how things should be in an ideal Patriarchal Society.
14. Another candidate who took his nomination back was not contesting from any party. He used to be a vocal supporter for right hand palm. Now he was going to contest on his own but took nomination back at the last minute due to the requests from the candidates from ruling party (as told to me at a tea cafe when enquired.)
15. As I took the picture: the picture was erased from the database. By hackers. It’s not new to me. Plenty of it happened in the last seven years. I took the picture again. It’s merely to keep record of how it happened. Only faces and names change in power struggles. No substantial changes. An example is: black money deposited into swiss bank accounts from India skyrocketing during 2020-2021: one of the premises on which 2011 Anna Hazare movement was organised and then another election: no REAL change.
1. I was brought up among Grammar Nazis.
2. In school, as well as outside: parents, teachers and seniors: all took great care to correct pronunciation of youngsters.
3. It applied to both English and Hindi.
4. Stuttering or speech defect made you subject to ridicule and mockery.
5. Despite best of my efforts and somehow being able to graduate in electronics and communication engineering: I found myself fumbling for correct pronunciation in get-togethers among my colleagues.
6. I tried to compensate by learning more words: especially by reading. The lag between proper pronunciation and spelling still remained. Finally: I accepted it with further research into etymology of type which condones some errors provided you’re not being obnoxious on purpose by pretending to be a logophile.
Now: having established the premise which saves you the trouble of misappropriation, misapprehension and misconception (not to be confused with miscarriage;) I try to unleash my grammar nazi in service of entertainment.
A. I assume you have been following my career as a local guide level six on Google: which is an unpaid job. Rehash data if you have no money to visit new places. Keep compensating for low achievement by finding errors in names, addresses and such with limitation of Google Maps assuming that you actually visited a place if you merely passed by it and your bluetooth was happy to have a dream byte. Or if you were to edit out an address with a genuine philanthropic urge to help: Google maps continues to assign you the role of the job manager, whereas, you’re on your toes to avoid real estate people who assume that you’re actually a fraud who’s about to misappropriate their property.
B. In that vein: whoever commissioned this work in the stone tablet number one: did a great damage to self-proclaimed Hindi champions :
CHATURVEDI is written like: CHATUVERDI.
I am an expert in finding culprits.
With the risk of creating an all out BEE Jay PEE versus CONE GRACE:
With the risk of losing my five hundred rupees per month job in which I teach English, Hindi and Maths to a kid whose father is actually free from losing his job:
I hereby declare that: on 14.10.09:
When this GRAVE misdemeanor was being committed against HINDI as well as the original philanthropic family which contributed land towards the creation of this August premise;
People responsible were:
Professor P. K. Pateriya
Professor G. C. Singhai
Madhusudan Pitre
There:
I have shown you the art of actually honouring your mother tongue, if it’s Hindi. It’s not done by putting a Palm on HOLIDAY on back of a pedestrian. Not by shouting Jai Shriram. Not by driving a vehicle without license. Not by shouting uncle uncle uncle ad nauseum…ad infinitum.
Case Two:
This error was also consumed post 12.06.1994.
It seems: later it became trendier to distribute credit here.
Even a 1992 stone inscription has embossed characters, both in Hindi and English: which are free from error. Only person mentioned is a philanthrope named Swami Pranavananda who donated money and land in India and USA for furthering Vedic research.
Thus: error in Case Two: Hindi research is based on the assumption that commission was working under Digvijay Singh, then chief minister of Madhya Pradesh India. The stadium committee had a head, someone was a principal, another name needed to be blamed for being in-charge during the masonic tea parties.
Take another pro bono case:
Despite best of their intentions: they commissioned two artiste. Both began work at the rate of five hundred rupees per day I assume. I requested them to correct Hindi spelling of APRIL. They did. It was too late when it came to English spelling of CHANAL. Charnel. Channel. Organizers are still alive and kicking and they don’t give a damn about Hindi, English or mafia. I think so? No. I know so! Relevance: today morning Mitul with an M tattoo on his right hand asked about it.
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Churvedi Stidum Babulal: Chai Shai Adda host Ramakant Patel had it in their Google maps address. I edited it out for free for public welfare. I kept doing it with noted doggedness Siriusly. That’s where one of the terms comes from.
Compare two tablets made of stone. Both of them are present in the pavilion of this stadium.
1. 14.10.09: establishment created.
2. 19/02/14: establishment released for public use.
3. There’s a record of six people in the first stone whereas a record of eight people in the second.
4. Devnagari script in both.
5. The slant is tilted towards right in the latter: it indicates a proactive approach.
6. The nickname ‘Radhe’ seems to be forcibly inserted after the name of the president of the stadium committee. This, further highlights the cramming in the second stone tablet.
7. Hence, the latter, which was created five years after the former, has more people, more proactive approach, less formality for some reason.
8. The former script has a perfectly vertical angle which indicates discipline and formality. The height of stone from the ground level is also higher than the latter.
9. There’s only one name which is common in both stones.
10. How did I get fortunate enough to reproduce images of these stones and to produce an analysis of data/script ?
11. I found a student who happens to be son of an employee in this university. As he was busy working out his assignments- I was busy comparing notes on two southern walls of this ground.
11. How do you think this data might help you? It’s not clear. If you are a subscriber to this weblog-you know why. If you want to leave the subscription: you would be helping gaia by reducing carbon emission.
1. Piglets are quarreling over who’s gonna have greater share in their mother’s milky udders. Whole psychology of mamallians and their hearts is around milky way.
2. Then there are vegans. Omnivores. Cannibals and so on. Andromeda.
3. As I was enjoying my breakfast this morning: much deserved leftovers from last night’s fiesty supper: I received a phone call from a friend. The call didn’t seem to be frantic in particular but the slipper snapped at the exact moment I was going to attend the call.
4. When we met: the soles of his feet were also hurt. Strange. After a brief while: I was in a queue for getting my slipper repaired.
5. It took me about half an hour and ten rupees to get it done. Argument for being prior to a lady in the queue who shamelessly took advantage of poor cobbler. As well!!
6. Cobbler was unabashed to ask me if I was in the business of prostitution. He insinuated that he knew many people who were in that business. Strange–how my insistence on getting proper and timely service took his mind towards prostitution as if the grim heat and humidity faded by getting lost into fairy world of his own creation. I paid him ten rupees and gradually vanished from the scene.
7. Spider: the banyan tree is a host to ants and spiders. This spider was jumping up and down all over the place like early morning’s Minimum Mota
What’s with this stone that brings me back to it: again and again?
Let’s see, see plus plus and luscious lassi. Let’s see. See++ & lush see us lasso!
1. I was an adventurous romantic ambitious young man of nine or ten when Aditya Dwivedi aka Lallu; the third son of Munnilal Chhikahra waale introduced me to terms like Gymnashium/Pavilion/Stadium.
2. Growing up; I was confused for a while: what’s the difference between three terms? The confusion seems to be obvious even in the mind of bureaucrats associated with this college’s administration.
3. This hall: whatever its name was intended to be:
A. Gymnashium Hall: it needs to be pointed out that the heading was scratched on the stone as if a grown up student was actually confused about how to name it.
B. This stone might be renovated soon. The date is illegible for most obvious purpose: to put the past behind us…where it actually belongs.
C. The actual date for inauguration was: 12.06.1994: why does it matter?
D. Coming back to Lallu aka Aditya Dwivedi: he’s gainfully employed in the education department of Uttar Pradesh. His father was declared dead by some gossip-mongers-creators and brought back from dead by some miracle workers. I have narrated this event to at least three to four people by now. Let more of you know it!
E. I used to blame myself for remembering it as Gymnashium Hall: whereas it was used for badminton. Later on, they put a blue coat on wall with proper declaration.
F. It’s at the pavilion end.
Leonardo Da Vinci’s ghost creates a self portrait of Basil Rathbone who happens to be distant cousin of Robert Downey Jr. in 2022 AD via cranes. I crane. U crane. We crane. C crane. C plus plus. Who cares. Grave of fireflies. Fire flies. Secrane. Sacchrine. Secret. Secretariat. Lariat. Larry at lorry stop. Dirty Harry in the dead pool. Spool. Loops that’s why nobody fakes you seriously! Tops hot pots spotted stops.
Now some video interviews of a national level player who also happens to be a senior software developer.
This segment is a copyright material like other segments. Courtesy: Rishabh Jadia and Nagendra Singh Yadav. District association for badminton Chhatarpur. Badminton hall Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh.
1. The first coin in the picture above was released for “Mata Vaishno Devi Shrine Board” in the year 2012. It was their silver jubilee year.
2. The second coin was released in the year 2010 by the Indian Reserve Bank. It was their platinum jubilee year. Estd. 1935
English lessons:
1. Patricide: murder of father.
2. Matricide: murder of mother.
3. Fratricide: murder of fraternity.
4. COINcide: murder of COIN.
5. Suicide: murder of self.
Sui generis vis-a-vis viscera que Serra Serra mesa same meshuga coinage age-old doldrums rums-&-raisins. Sine-qua-nonplussed.
Dancing light of grace 