Untowencumberederelictusuctionoitenthencenotaphowlinglensemihemidemiquaverratamarinderpmiencomiumlautuftingemmatriaursamitenviandiademimondelawarenegadeinsoffiend!
Are Admin Rights A Joke?
Coins: courtesy of my friends at Chai Vibhag Cafe. All of them are five rupees coins. Tagore got nobel prize for literature in 1913 AD. He was born in 1861. Ministry of Mysore centenary year: 2015 and The first war of Indian Independence: 1857-2007
Chai Shai Adda:
Chai stands for tea.
Shai is additional rhyming word that goes with tea. Might mean snacks.
Adda is a spot. A place. An address.
Plus Codes: exploring. I am a level six Google maps local guide.
Babulal Churvedi Stidum: It’s usually Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium. For some mysterious reasons: Ramakant Patel, founder of this cafe has put this address with spelling mistakes. I have tried editing it out but couldn’t. His contact number: 7974797329. If you get in touch please inform him this might help their business look more engineered.
Bank of Baroda & Kiosk!
Note: Public holiday on every Sunday. Plus: on second and fourth Saturday. 24 days of service per month. Public holidays mean Holi/Diwali/Dussehra etc
1. It was my first visit to the BOB branch located near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.
2. I visited based upon the suggestion given by kiosk CSC Nitin Chaurasiya who operates out of shop number 14 near Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India.
3. My zero balance account was opened about a month ago. I received a passbook on 12.04.2022. Account was opened on 14.03.2022: Satyamev Jayate. No photographs. Lost a charger in due course. No ATM card but transactions might happen. Slow and steady wins some rat races.
4. I was supposed to receive my ATM card and get e-kyc.
5. My account is no longer frozen but ATM card is going to take further time. No real limit.
6. The cashier at branch of BOB said:
” Did you get any SMS?”
No, I replied.
7. You usually receive an SMS and card reaches your home.
8. Here: BOB CSC told me in advance about getting ATM through him via Kiosk. I was positive about getting it today.
9. I visit Kiosk. Nitin didn’t respond to my call. He was busy playing PUBG with a bunch of friends.
10. Those FRIENDS again ask bullshit questions. I ask him when will I get my ATM card.
11. Nitin asks to wait for three more days. The BOB cashier told that none of the ATM cards have been delivered in the last 2-3 months.
12. What’s up with BOB?
Anjana Doodh Dairy!
Anjana Doodh Dairy is a shop located on Jawahar Panna road near Ambedkar statue opposite to Ambi Wine Shop. It sells dairy products. The name is a Hindi name. Anjana means Unknown. Ranjana means without imagination. Jana means people. Imagination is related to people who can imagine. Doodh stands for milk. Cow, buffalo and goat are three animals most frequently used for milking purposes in Indian subcontinent. Cow’s milk is costlier than that of buffalo. Gandhi was recommended goat’s milk by a doctor because in order to digest milk you need a lot of exercise. Gandhi was suffering from indigestion. Dairy products are made of milk. If you have read so far you already know that we don’t practice economy of speech, leave alone any other type of moderation. For example: Doodh and Dairy in the same name are redundant. Ideally: it should be Anjana Dairy. My friend Aditya Dwivedi was merely a laid back lad of twelve years when he first introduced me to this dairy shop. It has stood through tests of time in this small city. This national highway leads to Khajuraho Group of Monuments or a national heritage recognised by the archeological survey of India. Rest of the pictures are representatives of zeitgeist and courtesy of Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh: Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur, Chai Vibhag Cafe, Late Madhava Prasad Mishra Memorial Tennis Ball Night Cricket Tournament April 2022 and Juice Corner on Satai road Chhatarpur. Needless to say: every picture is worth at least one thousand words. Hope you would like perusing and sharing it on social media sites. You can hire me for creation of taglines or content writing provided you are fair and square in paying your dues.
Bread and butter? No. Bread and water. Bought from Anjana Dairy.
Palak Bewafa Kyun Hai?(Why eye-lid is dis-loyal?)
Now: Aatif Aslam is singing on a jukebox. Young people find some shoelace in Aatif Aslam. He used to play cricket. I got a twenty rupees note in exchange for a fifty rupees cash payment. The first note had 2259 written with blue ink; the latter had a lot of things written on it:
Palak Bewafa Hai(Palak is disloyal!)
BETUL. Chhota Pachisi. Baitaal Pachchisi. AIRPOD. Rewa se ho?
Glossary:
Palak: Hindi for eyelids.
Bewafa: Disloyal.
R.F.S.: An acronym which is a mystery for me. I haven’t come across anyone in the last one twenty days of this year who could tell me about the mysterious inscription on the stairs. A search engine gives following list of sixty two names: Edit: “request for sample” shows redundant overlap because of messi editing.
Images captured by the author of this blog. Courtesy: Maharaja Chhatrasal Bundelkhand University Chhatarpur. Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur. Madhya Pradesh India. Chai Vibhag Cafe Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Police lines road. Saint Gadge Circle Narmadeshvara Lake. Shatabdi Ground. Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur. Late Madhava Prasad Mishra Memorial Night Cricket Tournament Committee. Scrambled alphabets of English literature.
Please CRUSE After Use!
1. I wanted to keep a tagline for this weblog. Weblog is web woven with use of log or wood. Blog. Vlog. Log. People. Lag.
2. As soon as I enter stadium. Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh: I hear someone speak about flying and having a base.
3. Only tea stall open after 12000 steps of walk is not a police lines tea stall: that’s out of scope: nearest and easiest: five rupees for an early morning tea:
Simplicity mein adbhut shakti hai
Kapil Dev Nikhanj, former Indian cricketer.
Mein/me-in/ein-soff/adbhut/abdhut/avdhoot
4. Please cruise after use
Tom cruise
Carry cruise
Don’t crush
In a rush;
Rushmore le mount
Mounteback notredame
Damson sonneteer
Years full of tears
Turn into cheers
Happy go Lucky attitude
Disco attitude
Altitude Deuteronomy
5. Chanal/ channel/ chatnel
Chateaux charnel sepulchre
Pulchritude deuce seduce day sude
Sudorific fictions finger slips
Singer flips
Flip flops
And or nand nor gate crash rash more
Dragon Worries=Warriors Tournament Captions?
World Book Day!
And Copyrights day!
A picture is worth a thousand words. A few thousand words and sentiments assembled for festivals. How you read and what you read and why you read?
Tohu:
Hutahaiteetotallerthantheeleeryearlyricallyosemitenetcsvolublendersprideaconnostockademantoidentitypecasteriskydaddynamoustachestnutterversevereservesteemeateryoulukamikazephyrodomontadeltabaniditihasammyjenkinsudorifictionoisometheglintelamonocerestitutionoisenamesakeynotealeafoulousyllogismiasmannekinnuendo
Perhaps…
The Sunrise! 21.04.2022
What’s unique?
Maybe you would find out after two three months of time here: why music from some phones is more conducive to powers of concentration than others. I was asked to reduce the volume multiple times. That only tells about my lack of discipline.
Luncheon to luncheon!
1. Can you finish a ten rupees white bread packet(usually twelve to thirteen pieces with a twenty rupees lassi?)
Answer: it depends on whether you need to finish it.
2. Why lassi and not tea?
Answer: quantity to soak breads.
3. Why not water and sugar?
Answer: I have tried.
Question: 01: Why department?
Answer: 01: The name is a mockery of red-tapeism.
The image was captured by me today. How much can you read in the facade which is in shape of a scramble?
Question 01: Is it a earthenware made for tea or coffee?
Answer: What do you see?
I hear a nightingale.
Some water on its beak.
A small puppy harrassed by grown ups.
Follows me after midnight.
I don’t know if it’s dead or alive now
I don’t know if it was similar to the puppy that night.
Question 01: Why do I call it Laal Bahaadur?
Answer: 01: Because I watched ‘Peepli Live,’ in 2010-11. The refernces stayed with me.
Question 01: Where’s the snake?
Answer 02: Where’s Uranus?
Question: 02: Why?
Question 01: How many images in this article?
Answer: 01: 15.
Question: 02: The last section has an image which is associated with RTI 2005. Subsection. Can you find that one out?
Question: 03: The last section has an image which highlights importance of architects of Indian republic. Can you highlight any misrepresentation of facts under artistic license, associated with those images?
Question: 04: I recently had a coin. A ten rupee coin. I spent it. It was about a personality which is associated with one of the artworks captured in the images. Can you guess it?
Copyright policy: honesty is the best policy. Saint Gadge Circle, police lines road. Municipal corporation Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh. Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur. And Late Madhav Prasad Mishra Memorial Tennis Ball Cricket Tournament Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001 own various artifacts that were captured by this photography equipment.
Luncheon!
I had a nice lunch.
Took a class.
Something to review or report.
A tournament in progress.
Twitterati.
All of the pictures above were captured by me today on 19042022.
Who loves RFS and why?
Conclusion:
1. I am in search of the meaning of the acronym RFS. Anyone who helps me might be subject of appreciation.
2. Forensic psychology by CID (praduman) reveals that: a normal dog can’t put its faeces so skillfully at such a height: it’s a pro job.
3. If we take into the account the brand ambassador whose vehicle was parked within twenty steps from the location of urinal (men’s restroom) as well as sudden disease of laal Bahadur, which is, only Laal Bahaadur in the area near badminton hall:
4. Conclusion is clear: it’s upto you. If you read it and you’re a sincere reader: you should help me out with comments containing interpretations.
Dancing light of grace 