Gadangi NOT GANDAGI: Art of Hindi!14.04.2022. Thursday. Birthday of Ambedkar and Mahaveer. Hai or Hain? Why Hindi medium? Because then cm needed to reduce salaries of all teachers and workers at once.
This is simplest of posts to emphasize a point I have already made too often now.
1. As soon as you enter into the Badminton Hall located inside the Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001: you see a small room adjacent to the hall.
2. Here you would find a similar picture:
Gutka aka beteljuice and dirt. Do you observe the broom? I have tried using it! I still can’t fly.
3. A picture is worth thousand words. Three pictures must be worth three thousand words at least.
A picture captured without the permission of labourers at work for a noble and just cause.
4. The fourth picture:
4.1: I approached labourers.
4.2: I asked them if they would like to get photographed.
4.3: They clearly said No.
4.4: I asked if they were being paid “at least 400 rupees per day for such straining work in scorching Sun:” it was already twelve o’ clock and they were digging earth for another tournament.
4.5: I measured the pitch: it was 34 steps. 22 ft. Sumit and Chanchal were present. I am Anand.
Copyright policy: if anyone associated with pitch creation wants to sue me for taking this picture at this hour; despite their lack of consent: do so by all means. I have barely enough to feed myself. These labourers need more than 500 rupees per day. It’s a difficult undertaking with weather and fuel prices taken into consideration. All cases are subject to human rights commission Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001 and Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001. Help alleviate the hunger and poverty in your world. Improve education.
Sunrise 13.04.2022 W23LP114 Choubey Colony Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh Name Plates Coming Soon…Borrowed early morning: Logic: Samsung mobile sometimes worth two thousand rupees and at others worth five thousand rupees. Virgo superclusters. 6DR353906: WP23114 Cartesian CoordinatesHalkai and Buddy: Dog trainers and Siriusly costly breeds.Lin Dan: Favourite badminton player of youngsters in 20-30 age group in India!Vidhayak Cup Trophy!
1. Pictures tell what words can’t. A picture is worth thousand words as per a saying.
2. Time is money and honesty is the best policy.
3. In time, 2011 is one of my favourite movies.
4. Another local movie is “Bhaiya and Bhabhi United Productions 2012-2022.” Or
“Bhaiya and Bhabhi United Productions 2014-2022.”
You can take your pic by using Wachowaski brothers’ 1992 Matrix starring Keanu Reeves and Trinity and black guy as models. Whether I am a black guy or brown guy is upto you to decide. I am definitely not hearing impaired. I never made a handicapped certificate by bribing government officials for it. I never used it to get a job in ITI Hoshangabad as a lecturer. I never earned even a single penny by using that job. I speak Truth. Nothing but the Truth. So help you GODS.!!:!!*;.T and C apply.
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5. INTERVIEW
If you have read yesterday’s interviews: you’re going to enjoy today’s interviews even more and likewise.
There were some grammatical mistakes in yesterday’s work but I am in a kind of a hurry. There were some youngsters smoking ganja(weed,) here: I needed to experiment with it as I hadn’t. I enquired them about the rates and shops. They told that it’s worth 100 rupees and we share it. Five people pay twenty rupees. I offered them money but they refused to take it as it was kind of rude in their estimation. I am still waiting for a thing to happen. Two puffs inhaled and nothing yet. I know the reason: my experiments with truth about addictions and how they work.
Here’s the interview with two players who are regularly into this badminton hall:
Pundit Shri Shrinivas Shukl Pavilion: You can see badminton hall from here.Nagendra Yadav
Note: Before I really come to Q & A: a brief glimpse at recent events: yesterday evening i entered badminton hall after having walked for a while.
A young kid was exiting. Another younger kid was playing with a smartphone.
After a while I observed:
Kid was playing “Tunak Tunak…” track on the smartphone/iphone as the case maybe. His guardians were playing badminton as usual.
Not a big deal right?
No.
This morning I was asked to lower the volume of my music on smartphone by Nagendra. I asked him about something as he was entring the hall. He joined me after a minute as he was changing for the game. He’s preparing for CDAC exam. I don’t know what that’s but it certainly has something to do with national defence.
I have been asked to lower the volume of music. I have been asked to sit at different places by on duty police officers playing badminton. I have been asked to reveal my identity but nothing which hurts me as much as fake pride on titles and names.
Interview Core:
Q: 1: Player number one: What’s your name?
A:1: Rajendra Singh Yadav.
( Obviously he was joking. Being an elite you can joke.)
Q:2: What’s your true name?
A:2: Nagendra Yadav.
Q:3: Why did you say it was “Rajendra Singh?”
A:3: It’s Nagendra Yadav.
Q:4: Show me your Aadhaar Card.
A:4: He showed it online on his smartphone. He’s a smart guy. Lives somewhere in Choubey Colony ward number twenty three. I had seen him frequently. He approached me one day in evening and asked what my occupation was. He was going to visit a Hanuman Temple with his friends.
Q:5: Today I asked: Who’s your favourite player among all present?
A:5: Chaturvedi ji. He pointed towards a bald guy who is left handed. I have seen him play.
Q: 6: Then I asked: Who’s your favourite player among international badminton celebrities?
A:6: LIN DAN.
Q:7: I pointed towards a youngster who was wearing glasses. “Who’s that guy?” I had seen him play and he looked like a pro.
A:7: Rishabh. He’s a national player.
I kept watching their game. Rhythm, body language and art along with verbal and nonverbal communication that happens in the SuperSport. I saw another player moving out and grabbed the opportunity to ask him some questions. I am publishing the extract but not in the order they happened.
Q:1: Who’s your favourite player among these?
( I showed him the screen of my smartphone and found that he was not interested in anyone shown as the search result on Google for “Highest rated badminton players in the world.”)
A:1: LIN DAN
Q:2: Is he like Tendulkar of Badminton?
A:2: Yes.
Q:3: Not Dravid?
A:3: No.
Q: 4: Who’s like Bradman of Badminton?
A:4: What?
Q: 5: I spoke louder “Donald Bradman.”
A:5: LIN DAN.
Lin Dan retired on July 4th 2020. He has won 13 major events including two olympic majors.
The name of the second player is Aditya Singh. He’s an employee in irrigation department. He has been playing since 2018 AD, lives in Green Avenue: Has no qualms about lack of cleanliness in badminton hall.
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As an aside: My friend finally reveals he’s been a handball player at national level. Caretsker’s son is taking a bath in open with another boy. I ask him why he doesn’t go to school. He is working to sell momos every evening. His exams concluded very recently. There’s a Kabbadi tournament to be held for two days: 13th and 14th.
This morning I saw Amit Tiwari sitting. He had lost his ball to Yoga Hall. I offered for help. The staff which is actually one man and his two sons only for entire ground as caretakers were fast asleep with locked doors because they have to work hard day-in and day-out. I called them up and requested for help. He gave me the key to Yoga hall. I picked the ball and threw it to Amit before I locked the hall back up and returned the key to Shankar Lal Chaurasia.
I observe all premises in violation of electric saving article 2005: RTI stream 140. All people waste electric on purpose. Lack of staff or care mostly. Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium and Badminton Halls haven’t been exceptions. Let me know about this post. Like, share and subscribe. Play Free Rice games on Google app store. Play vocabulary games to help further your career. Badminton needs smaller space compared to most of the games. Indoor and outdoor sports.
Recorded in morning at about eight thirty AM in Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium; on 12.04.2022:
Time: 10 minutes.
1. Name of interviewee: Akshara Gupta.
2. Game: Volley Ball.
3. Why did you greet me?(Uncle, uncle, uncle…..)
Hi Uncle or Hey uncle?
Answer: silence. Chose ‘hey.’
4. WRONG question and answer..
5. Why me?
Answer: ——-
6. Which standard do you study in?
Answer: Standard 9th in Christian English College Mahoba Road.
7. Is there a prayer you recite everyday?
Answer: ——
8. What’s the name of the first chapter in your English textbook?
Answer: The Gift of Magi.
9. Do you know what Magi means?
Answer: No answer. Silence. Blank face.
10. What was your rank in class 8th?
Answer: 5th rank.
11. Can you please name four students who scored better than you?
Answer: Yes.
12. Yes…
Answer: 4th rank: Priyanshi Shukla.
3rd rank: Kshipra Sikdar.
2nd rank: Tanishka Mishra.
( I asked for the spelling as I wasn’t sure.)
1st rank: Abhay Choudhary.
A guy approaches and interrupts this interview. I request him to wait but to no avail.
I ask his name.
Farhaan is my name. I am her brother.
10. After many of her teammates join: I ask: Are you all brothers and sisters?
YES.
11. Who prompted you to interrupt me and greet me?
Answer: Still unable to respond freely she says it was Farhan.
12. What did Farhan say?
Answer: “He told me that you are a foreigner and you speak English.”
13. Where do you stay?
Answer: Chhatrasal Nagar.
14. Do you know your full address?
Answer: No.
15. How did you come to Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium this morning?
Answer: I drove a scooty.
16. Do you have a driving license?
No.
17. What are the names of your parents?
Answer: Brajesh Gupta and Archana Gupta.
18. I close the interview here and before I conclude my session: I asked a few more questions:
Farhan Ali:
1. What’s your education level?
Answer: B. Sc. Final year.
I asked about his scores in various subjects. They’re all above first division in tenth, twelfth and college.
I wanted to know why they were curious about me and why all boys declared themselves to be brothers of all the girls present.
I asked her the name of the coach and also asked if they had multiple coaches:
Brajendra Dwivedi
It was the name of their coach.
Reasons:
1. Supriya Bundela introduces herself as a regular student of Maria Mata Senior Secondary School.
It’s done as soon as I introduces myself after being pressed upon for it.
2. Brajesh, another guy was after me once I had chosen to interact with a guy who lives near railway.
3. First name basis is such a gross misdemeanor. Remo D’Souza to Francisco Desouza are after me.
4. I ignored a tall guy who wanted to call me uncle.
5. The railway station chappie came when I was sitting with Vaibhav Chaturvedi: a student I had tutored for couple of months in 2020.
6. I asked all of them a fundamental question regarding their prayers in schools. This was supposed to put an end to all their curious minds.
Are you all brothers and sisters?
Yes(Supriya Bundela and girl besides her along with all juniors and seniors in unison!)
How would you have any scope for romance or marriage in your lives?
Except my husband all men are my brothers(Supriya Bundela.)
What happens to your oaths and pledges then?( I referred to “India is my country and all indians are my brothers and sisters pledge.”)
She agreed about the pledge still being used in school and she was a regular student for more than nine years.
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Conclusion: Since all indians are your brothrs and sisters:
A. You would never marry your brother or sister or Indian. Would have no romantic association with them.
B. You would have romance and marriage only with your foreign friends.
C. Or you would break your pledge for marriage or romance. Marry an Indian guy or girl or have romance with him or her: which would be equivalent to incest.
This: clearly meant that either the pledge in MMSSS was to create brides of Yoshua Ben Joseph (Christ or Krishna mass means brides and both sexes are involved.)
Or you break your pledge. Take your share of original sin and move on.
I promised them to interview further based on circumstances.
16:05 Badminton Hall Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 471001
1. It’s 12:52 PM 10.04.2022, Sunday, in Chhatarpur, Madhya Pradesh, India, inside Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium. I am sitting under a banyan tree. It reminds me of Gandhi’s fondness for Ruskin Bond’s UntoThisLast.
2. I had a chapter in my class 11th text book. The chapter was called:
“The Banyan Tree.”
Or was it
“The Old Banyan Tree?”
I don’t remember. S. S. Khare used to describe passages to us and he used to take long breaks to exalt a mechanic who was a driver in comparison to a driver who had to take his bike to a mechanic too frequently. Agrawal was surname of his favorite student and he used to repeat ‘samjhe?’ in his mouth as an automatic reminder. Strange as it seemed, I gained a greater understanding of his imports for chapters like Reuters and BanyanTree. He was all for practice. Practice makes a man perfect and perfection can be perfected by further practice.
3. I recently saw many leaves falling from this tree. Yellow. Ripened. Hot wind is blowing. Headline in Dainik Bhaskar Reads :
Game over for Imran Khan.
-Dainik Bhaskar, 10-04-2022
4. Fuel prices are soaring. CK told me that petrol costs 119 rupees per litre.
5. I had a lassi at Chai Vibhaag.
Lassi plus bread.
6. Lassi was worth twenty rupees. White bread was worth twenty rupees. CK bought a tea for me. We shared bread with each other. We played the game of scramble. It took us two minutes each to score. Two minutes to evaluate. Two minutes to set up and two minutes to conclude. A total of ten minutes. How much did we both score? My score was thirteen points higher than his score. He teaches mathematics to primary school kids. I teach English to all people I meet, unless they want me to teach them something else.
Ward no 16/23
7. I need to update the article on Chai Vibhaag in Google maps. Their timings might adjust to evening-night pattern. April fool and scorching tropic of Aries. Sun and the North node enter the dragon.
8. Music is a big factor which creates environment. I got to hear some of my favorite songs in my personalized Spotify Jukebox today at Chai Vibhag as I connected my smartphone via bluetooth connect. Tenet soundtrack. Travis Scott. Ludwig Goransson. 2020. Then I heard some of CK’s favourites. He prefers Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber and Bhojpuri songs.
9. What’s with bets?
10. Legal betting odds and evens out and out innards ardent dentistry trysts tsimsum. Summer wine by Lana del Rey. What’s it with ten to the power ten? What’s with cursed lands to be bought in the next year and half which would, by some unseen cosmic powerful beings serve as graceful ambrosia producing wealthy thymus nustard oil? Loincloth. Yes oaths are meant to be for ants. Who cares about care English vocabulary?
11. Here it gets murkier: I heard a news: 12 galaxies spotted together in the sky in some observatory. Virgo supercluster being eaten up by some galactic tic tac toeuvrevenantennamesakeitloafern.
14. I scored 100 on UNWFP Free Rice app. It can be downloaded from Google Play store.
I love you RFS
15. What does RFS mean?
16. Sometimes it seems: I ask more questions than I answer. Sometimes. At others i try to imitate Einstein. I try to spell. I try to ascertain the nature of problem before coming up with the answers.
What’s with e=mc^2?
17. I briefly tried to solve paradoxes posed in H. C. Verma’s textbook for CBSE class 11th. Another physics lecturer has a nameplate which reads:
Gold medelist.
Gold medelist
18. Why piglets can’t rest under this banyan tree this afternoon? Why does this land burn so much? Why did that gold medelist boy wear maroon pant on the day he was supposed to wear white?
19. I don’t have all the answers. But his pant was short. The bearded guy was named Joseph Garvashish.
20. Joseph is not my cup of tea. Garvashish is an amalgamation of Garv and Ashish. Garv stands for pride and Ashish for grace. That guy was general manager of the high school at that time. We used to call him Father.
21. Almost all my friends remember being called out of classroom once in a while in the office of Maria Mata Convent High School which was run by sisters of Nazareth then. We were spoken key words in our ears: silently: “Faffa se bolo ki fees jamaa kare.”
22. Faffaa was busy playing cards or ludo or chitfund or whatever the heck you want to call gambling and alcoholism. Not to mention: gold medel faded like mendelieves (believe it or not Ripley or not!) Periodic Emily Dickinson fashion.
23. It gets even murkier and ends up in business as usual. Hollywood. Bollywood. Matrix grade 1992, 1999, 2000, 2014, 2021. Truman Show is the easiest way out of it!
24. The guy in white pants was a son of an engineer in public health engineering. He recently departed(ode to Leonardo DiCaprio/Matt Damon/Anthony Hopkins/Mark Wahlberg starrer movie which highlighted police procedural in dark knight fashion in contrast with Akira Kurosava’s police procedural in High and Low. Which one do you like and why? Let me know in comments. Or watch Parvarish in which Shammi Kapoor nourishes Amitabha and Vinod. Yes, heroes not characters. Stranger than fiction is reality.
25. Mazhar met me yesterday with Suresh who didn’t tell me about his last name. My doggedness with badminton hall in Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India Area 51 being obvious raised some eyebrows:
A. What’s with your financial condition?
B. What’s with your bag?
C. Why do you play loud music?
D. Why do you stand in that corner?
E. Why do you watch us play?
F. Can you sit down there so that I may hear walkie-talkie and continue to play badminton?
Mazhar is a constable in superintendent’s office. Suresh looks like he’s a sibling of Sumit Upadhyaya, who’s a poster boy and a badminton player.
Mazhar invited me to his office and I felt like being interrogated. Why not his living space? Why not a tea stall? Why superintendent’s office?
I told him about despicable state of badminton hall as well as Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur when it comes to cleanliness.
26. A student scored highest marks in English. Forty nine out of fifty. I scored forty eight. I don’t know what was score of the guy who had white pant well pressed on the day picture was captured. His mother was furious when I went to his house with excitement and scores. Obviously : R or V should have gotten the first merit. Conspiracy begins.
27. Who reported you the news tells a lot about news provided you know how to read advertisement. An obvious allusion to Arthur Conan Doyle for my reading in detective fiction doesn’t exceed more than a whit of Sherlock Holmes Canon.
Sunrise 10.04.2022 Sunday
28. Antyodaya means “Raising the most downtrodden and outcast.” Deendayal Rasoi is a scheme which has supposedly fed 7600000 poor people in 58 cities:
The scheme is a superflop advertisement campaign like Swacchh Bhaarat Abhiyaan.
Look at this: after having experienced advocates of scheme and donators: I find it locked on occasion of festivals. Is a real charity supposed to be lock at any time?
Where does all the money go?
It goes to maintain gardens in collectorate.
It goes to create hoardings.
It goes to give mic to Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Christian and other propaganda creators like devotees of motherland, English, Hindi or style or big English vocabulary or Cricket or environment.
Consider last three events in this stadium where I am writing this brief essay on my own shortcomings. An admission of my lack of abundance.
29. Someone committed suicide in my neighborhood. The family is a family of jewellers. Suicides were regular. Sushant Singh Rajput committed suicide in the same year. Eleven people committed suicide together. A town inspector’s son used to play cricket with the guy in white pant. I used to play with the guy in the white pant. There was another guy who used to play cricket with us. He got another gold medal five years afterwards. But before that I broke the record of crossing fourth stage of eighth round of Super Mario Bros’: Nintendo games. I was thrilled to report that to all three of them. Our names began with V: twenty second letter of English alphabet.
30. Another town inspector’s son. A bridge. Jyotidip Mansion is written as Mention.
31. How much time it took you to read through this article? How much could you learn. How can I work on improving my physics, income and relevance to stay on course? The bet guy promised to produce evidence. Ten to the power of eighteen is just four less than what North node would continue to indicate for next year and half as per the sidereal zodiac. What’s your age? You’re probably young and feel immortal! Have you watched SciFi movies like In time(2011), Tenet(2020), Inland Empire (2006;) and Richard Linklater’s Waking Life?
32. Bonus:
Indian currency
Are you interested in nails?
Raw?
My economic status?
Are all people working in April, May, June, July and August fools according to British Empire?
How did April Fool and Mayday came to be?
Do let me know if you didn’t like my picture. Grimace. Pants. Sarcasm. Italian pasta or tie. Or the resolution of pictures.
1. As I was running helter-skelter for most of the day, though I played vocabulary jams, I couldn’t score in excess of 750 very often.
2. Helped untangle and coil an electric wire which was deployed to give current supply to the motor in well. That well gives sweet water whereas the water from the tubewell which is located besides the cowshed is not as sweet.
3. Tried learning the mixing of straw with leaves to prepare food for cows. Senile head of the trust has a peculiar habit of trying to control every department of every activity without which he feels insignificant. It’s a habit I have observed in every department and every household. These people never realize that there are better ways of doing work. They never realize that some people function better when left alone to do their work. It’s perhaps because in most factory models supervision acts as a goad for animals.
4. Such supervision in case of something which boasts of Swaraj becomes a farce. It’s a public trust based on capitalistic model at best with rude supervision. If the supervisor serves with example: even then the command is a help at times. But a senile decadent eldarin can barely do anything else but to annoy his underlings with his adamant and rude presence. This he or she does to merely play with their minds which is his only source of solace as he watches death crawling over him or her.
5. How much skill most of those tasks need? Minimal. They’re menial jobs and yet you can’t deny efficiency requires correct instructions for new members in any endeavour. Yet: lack of any scope for experiment or learning makes it a joke. They’re running like slaves 24*7. Most of them are concerned about their next meal like me. Biotic Farm or Organic Farm might have freedom of experiments for some resourcefully retired social servants: I only see a market driven place where they symbolically talk about ambar charkha and Khadi is costlier than a T-shirt.
6. Grain is costlier than the market grain and by a huge margin. It’s for officers. Not for common people. Same about milk. I requested for a small amount of cow’s milk and I was immediately denied. Anyone with a handsome income would get milk, vegetables or a place to rest. Not a real nomad or vagabond or a common man.
7. I asked the secretary about her salary. 3000 rupees. All whispered together: itwasthatamountadecadeago. Why would she tell a lie is definitely my business as far as searching for the Truth is concerned.
8. Ask anyone for help. Be anyone’s apprentice: it’s a temporal experience. They are running to fulfill a command. They’re rushing to make ends meet. They would like you to work their way. They don’t see any other way. Not that there’s not any other way. If they let you run your course: nothing would be left for them to partake in the main course.
9. Tried breaking some stones. Registered some titles in library. Learned a bit about Thrasher and Cutter.
10. The person employed to take care of farm as it’s the harvesting season, told me that he uses much advanced technology on his farms. Compare it with Israel, Canada and America. Why are they using outdated technology here if farming is the main source of income for this non-government organisation?
11. The cook thinks that it’s a government run organization. In an anecdotal conversation she told about the previous secretary who told him about her post being permanent. This all is given by government. I told her about the cook in our house who gets as much salary as she does with less number of hours. She then told about her struggle and other duties she performed painstakingly to reach where she has reached today: Aspiringtoget a roof to herhouse.
1. “I am saving up money for the next generation.” While completely going back on their words of fulfilling my needs. Could never give me a pocket money of 5K despite having promised to keep me safe and secure as i was called back from Vrindavan. Neither let me leave respectfully and peacefully. The story has been repeated too often it has become boring now. Boring ringu gulch chopine ravine vineyards ardent dentistry tryst strident trishul shape ape etcetera terra plain ait it ain’t.
2. She asked me tonnes of questions about where and how I spend 50 rupees per day knowing fully well that details have already been given. It’s better to not have any parents than to have such suckers. She slaves for 70000 rupees per month and then gives it to her addict husband and son. Tobacco smokers, marijuana addicts and splurging money on trinkets and gold, these people repeatedly ask me where i spend my money.
3. Now she wants me to complete her course free of costs. She doesn’t have even 5000 rupees, couldn’t arrange for a new pair of tshirt or lowers or a trimmer for shaving or a bank account or PAN card to help me but i should help her with her homework like i used to serve her for six months under her owner and CAC DAC BAC and the rest of the tantra. Free labour everyone welcomes. The money they keep to spend on gold jewellery and on building houses for next generation which would give them water in Gaya. Chowmin, masala dosa, dishes which cost hundreds of rupees are available for free for flattery and servile obedience but not even the bare necessities for someone working honestly. These are kalyugi matajis slaving for kalyugi pitajis.
1. Bowled 6 overs. Chatpati candy were needed to be bought because I needed to return 1 rupee change to Ashish. I had received 40 rupees from him towards the payment for the tally counter which I sold to his shop owner at the rate of 39 rupees. I had ordered for 234 rupees pack on Flipkart. I told him clearly that it’s “Made in China,” with no guarantee.
2. Chatpati candies cost 50 paise per piece. 8 candies I had. Five of them were consumed by me on the playground as I was practicing bowling and two of them were given to Rukman. One of them was given to Vandana who smiled looking at them and said:” shall I keep them, they’re twinkling like silver.”
Here you have a lady who was smiling because of a fifty paise candy. I should return the pen borrowed from her this morning.
3. I never knew Gupta ji had trouble walking until this evening. He made a generous contribution of one stand towards the “Gandhi Library.” We used to debate on some topics some times. He’s extremely right wing. A retired engineer. He remarked on the new tin shade for Goshala towards which I had given no attention so far.
4. That they never shared current periodicals of Gandhi Smarak Nidhi trust with me because I was wearing earphones or not will never be justified. Not in a million years. I explicitly asked for them. Many times. It’s akin to Miss Preeti Pandey only telling about the syllabus for exams to front benchers. She was the daughter of the ex-principal of Maharaja Chhatrasal Autonomous College. She wasn’t loud spoken like other teachers. I assumed she considered me a rowdy as i used to sit on back benches. It continued until sister Haycinth called us in office. Some of our seniors had picked on a habit of distorting name of father of church.
Like the forms of root Baalak:
Baalkah baalkau baalkah
Baalkam Baalkau Baalkaan
Baalken Baalkabhyaam Baalkebhyah
They modified the root ‘father’
Fadram fadrau fadraan
It instantaneously became a superhit.
I was the only one who cried in office. I had never uttered the words but because of the bad company. Sister Haycinth was in love with me. I loved her tests. She was absolutely sincere in tests. She used to make us sit outside of class and never allowed bags. I never cheated. I never needed to. The result is this:
India is my country all indians are my brothers and sisters. They all married their sisters and their progenies are products of incest.
5. In the scheme of the Father, the Son, and the holy ghost: the father is the ultimate God. Here you used to call father those who were ordained by Church.
6. The father Joseph Garvashish had a very long tenure here. Garvashish means “Gracious Pride.” I don’t know what Joseph means. I am open to suggestions.
7. He once made Santosh Kumar Shukla swear by keeping his hand on our heads about being vegetarian. He immediately cowered. That was enough to tell me about his being phony. They were both phonies.
8. Why? You may ask. Sisters of Nazareth versus Fathers of Satna.
He used to beat guys who were naughty. How else would he have been successful in managing guys who had harmonal imbalances?
He used to beat them with punches and kicks and we used to sing praises of our gracious father.
Even sisters used to beat us. All of them were violent. Including Rekha, Maya, Vandana and Dixit sir. Maybe Brijkishore Shukla was never violent as he was a romantic Mathmatics teacher who had passed out from college.
9. Once Joseph Garvashish beat a muslim kid who called his uncle. His uncle had a fight with father and the town inspector was called. The father became sober but never gave up violence.
10. It’s reality. I was interviewed by the principal of Shieling Public School . I took a demo class and told him that I didn’t fit in Sanskar Public School because I can’t beat kids. They’re violent people. Sanskar staff as well as principal. Management guys made kids kneel down when they were laughing on my games. It seemed as if they were laughing on me. On top of that they didn’t pay my salary because they needed a PNB account. I went back to ask for the salary which should have been paid as I had worked for more than 40 days. Spent money on bike’s fuel. The accountant said he would call me but didn’t.
11. Gandhi was inspired by Ruskin Bond. Leo Tolstoy. Joshua Ben Joseph. Harishchandra. Rama. Shravana Kumar.
12. If I am the way, the truth and the life. If I have tasted ambrosia. If I have the water of life: isn’t it popular that to turn the other cheek to your enemies was popularized as Christian impact on Gandhi whereas it might have been Mahaveera actually? Maybe. Maybe both. Jesus lived in India according to Holger Kerstein.
13. Do violent people in these schools mentioned above qualify to profess Christianity? No. Should they be given grants in the name of the only begotten son who let himself be sacrificed? No. What about one who ran with a whip towards the shopkeepers in synagogue? Yes. They’re the ones running the show. They’re the ones who hanged him. They’re the ones who let my articles be published or send them to trash. Within a night more than 60 of my articles reached to trash.
1. I asked her if she needed my services in the month of December-January. She asked her daughter who told her that she would continue to take classes.
2. Then she told me she needed my services until her exams are over: that’s until March.
3. This conversation took place yesterday afternoon inside library of Gandhi Smarak Bhavan at about two o’ clock. There were only three of us.
4. It was second such conversation after our conversation under banyan tree. Since then: i have taught her some 400 words, played at least 20 games on Free Rice site with her to help her augment her vocabulary. Also helped her learn creation of Vocabulary jams on vocabulary.com
I helped her learn doing diary entries but she refused to do them : like she refused to write verses or reports. An assignment to compare Meera/Arukka Mahadevi/Andal was given. It was from her book and she didn’t do it repeatedly for at least five days until i helped her with it in class. It was easy to do. She is smarter than other students i have taught so far but not anywhere near what my ‘ideal’ student would be like.
Her mother overlooks my reports about her not working enough on assignments. But when i am questioned for teaching her words in the most scientific way: she begins arguing and questions my integrity.
5. The last time around i was helping her with the vocabulary jams on vocabulary.com : a notification from her school comes on Whatsapp.
“You need to attend a test.”
6. Her school, her parents and others don’t have a sense of schedule or time when it comes to learning. I have to ask her three questions everyday:
A. Do you want to take class today?
B. Did you do your homework?
C. What do you mean by 5 minutes? Would you come for class at the appointed time which keeps changing at your convenience? It’s usually 20 to 30 minutes delay everyday.
7. They take the teacher for granted because there’s the teacher: punctual and always available. Selling himself short. Content.
1. The lady calling in Punjabi said that I got a lottery worth 21 lakhs and she was calling from JIO. She told her name to be Tina. Police who keeps a sharp eye on each and every online and offline movement of mine should investigate the matter. It was after the 1912 hint when I found Tibetans were using most number of calendars.
2. Aakash-the son of Devkunwar wanted to avenge my righteous behaviour to him. I worked very hard and slowed myself down to bring him up to the mark. Ghanchoo called me the day Shri vamoosed without notice. He said he would give me my quote. He was never seen again. Add that with ‘Coherence’ joke where he alongwith Shailendra were wearing red and pretended to not recognise me near that handpump. Roze se ho kyaa?
3. Imran Akhtar Beg had absolutely no background enmity with me. We never quarrelled with each other. He once showed up when autowallah gave side: clout. Then: a false promise of a job plus advertisement of his post in consumer court. I must have hurt him in some way sometime. I hope it ends here because it wasn’t funny. Especially when he earns 16 times more than I do with an assurance of future income.
2. If Imran Akhtar Beg: didn’t return my call. Gave me a white slip which I still have with details about his attending my classes beginning with 11122020.
3. It’s not about my forgiving him for a prank call.
4. It’s about the value of word. Regarding jobs.
5. I would close this case with this assumption:
Imran works in consumer court and wanted me to advertise him with posts in which he’s painted as gaining advantage by making me feel desperate for work.
6. It was only 5 calls this morning from Shatabdi. But let me keep this in memory forever.
7. When I asked him : to tell anyone who needs tuition to refer them to me: he said he wanted it himself.
8. Now he is not picking my call. At all.
9. There must be a very good reason to it.
10. I lost trust in your goodness today. There goes the consumer court office advertisement. You shouldn’t have sold a fake product my friend. Anyways.
Dancing light of grace 