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Japanese Guava Are Long!

1. Not long after the last article: medical Bhagwan made plenty of money outside the Bajrangi Bhaijaan temple. A policeman was scolding a young man. I changed the lane. The man on the tea stall before that was paid twenty rupees by Bajrang Sena for pitching this dialogue:

Sit on the dabba(box) and then they fuck you over!

2. Open to interpretation it’s evident that beating anyone by proxy: like grandmother was beating her grandson does this: creates a fear, which is merely passing down the mantle of Dharmata. The clear pattern is: there will be a policeman or an employee from PNC who will first salute you for no reason whatsoever. Then the other guy will beat you by proxy for no reason.

3. Noise pollution doesn’t exist. Bullets and trophy wives are never questioned. I had merely moved out of the Padmanabha Puram when I saw a Car parked. I remembered that I had taken a picture there earlier. I didn’t see who was inside the car when another car came from behind shaking on purpose to stop me on my way. The lady inside was exceedingly pleased by her husband’s heroism.

4. It’s not that the point third didn’t happen. It did. But I had no reactions whatsoever. For their effort I needed to acknowledge their presence but what made it later look like rich dad versus poor dad: the way police treats poor people.

5. The old man had a plaster on left hand. Upon being questioned: he said that a bramhin had beaten him a week ago in Bameetha where he was working.

6. No Bramhin beats people. I don’t know the details. The way he narrated the event was the highlight. Bramhin versus this or that. Why? Because Manu, Krishna or someone else had laid down some laws which are not understood by the most. No Bramhin beats people especially old people.

7. Pavitra’s father addressed me with “Daau.” He knew beforehand that something was going to happen. Why would you use an address for me which is reserved for local maafia? I call you bhaiya or brother and you also call me that or sir. I was not even elder in age. How is Dau justified ? It was not just the first time. Earlier the ocragenarian puritan took part in a conversation where he said: early risers…animals…wander in search of food here and there. Why hurt some one with those words if they don’t hurt you? You have certainly wasted your life old man.

8. Khanabadosh does following jobs:

A. Acts as a pimp.

B. Acts as a snitch.

C. Uses black magic.

D. Works on iron.

9. Wanderers had many traditions. The librarian had done a research on them but the fact that’s certain is: they were not the types who stay at a place for long. They can do as they please with me because I pass by them and they are richer than me. They are escorted by the police whereas I have not only been deserted by the community of birth but also by every other community for the simple reason of being utterly honest and not producing babies who grow up to pollute air, earth, water and make it difficult to live for everyone else.

10. Natarajan is my only witness and companion. The damsel who is never in distress has graced me.

11. Japanese Guava Are Long. Medical looters. Shamans who loot and pollute. There were too many autowallah playing romantic songs.

12. Grandmother’s sister was operated upon. At once I had found love in their care. For a month in my childhood. The last I saw of the man he was staring at me with an angry look as I was taking my mom to withdraw money from the bank. It was planned. Like Daau looking at me with angry look and other things. I want to get out of this place.

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AI is here! Drones! RUN AWAY!

1. Only dragonflies and butterflies.

2. Ramashankar Yadav from Benares works for PNC. He says that there was rain three days ago in Benares. How were they reporting it now?

3. There’s a cancer hospital in Kishanpura on Bijawar road. Two boys on a bike, one wearing a Big Boss T shirt, stopped by the Neem tree. I gave the seat to mister Ramashankar. The old lady walked from Gathewara to hunt treasure on Choudhary’s village. I would be exalted like this. The tryst with the dancer was supposed to be on the railway tracks. Birds are chirping and fruits of Kabir are playing ping pong with Ying Yang .

4. I recommended the burly man whose in laws live in Basaari to keep a notepad and pen with him: conductors do so. Leonardo did that. And doctor Win Wenger pH d recommended that before the smartphone era. Way too much of positive attention. Suddenly everyone was asking me the address. Earlier I was being spit on. Who is what and what the heavens is going on here? If you know, you are probably full of it, said Robert Anton Wilson. Jogging memories.

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Burly Surly Curly Cues!

1. A burly man in his forties was talking on a red colour phone with a cream colour shirt. He pretended to look at me with authority then kept driving and then came back. He kept talking on the phone instead of letting me watch the heroic acts of Kangana Ranaut who is playing the lady Ravana in the new state sponsored chaotic movie. Politics is dirty and costly but the power shift sometimes makes it more interesting than the cinema. Chouksey ChaCha is back to pavillion but the Chhatarpur edition had decided to suddenly drop him off somewhere in November or December when Noal Harari published his only article for Bhaskar and vanished into the oblivion. I don’t want to be a journalist because it’s dangerous but it’s even more dangerous to uphold Dharma, variety and truth with one banner or another in the name of holy ass hub. Sudama reloaded.

2. The burly man said he had a call. He wanted me to remember a number like Upasana Das did. I refused to write it down on my mobile for I could remember it. Then he showed another number and asked me to help him saying that he was a villager. I helped him when he called a man who had ringtone set to “Ham Saath Saath Hain ” . God is mysterious. He was supposed to pay 4000 rupees in a post office. The mobile was actually worth 17000 rupees. Whereabouts. Nowgong was his place of residence and he had a bike with an UP number plate. He was here visiting his in laws. He offered me a lift to which I politely refused telling him I was walking to keep fit.

3. Later outside the kiosk people were talking about 17000 rupees. Three bikers were talking before: I die in Ataniya first then I die here.

4. Tohu verse:

Kangna Ranaut utahaitiffinnishrimpishindukushabilimentationizedeyesterdayarmulkeratosisaltazimuthumpteendangeredressalutuftimittenchantresserratedeterminantennashenigmashupulpfictionoisylogismorgasboardramatwistarrafflesiamangoannamibiambicarussellipsisternumbattuesdayinnuendolittlesteemeetinglinganymedeepediatricsvolvowellewyominglingulchopineptitudeucesernoisyllogismartympanumumbledocileeway

Whether to sow,

Like a crow,

In rows,

Slow down,

Trodden den,

Or to frolic licking manjulica,

Like Kingfisher,

Expanding dark blue wings,

I knoweth not,

Not knoweth I,

Oh my my,

Look at the mysterious dame!

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Saturday

1. You can see both Sun and Moon in the sky. The rising Sun looked amazingly beautiful and I took a shot but the camera fails to capture the extent of beauty perceived by eyes. Thinking of beauty : it’s a construct of repeated suggestions based on what’s supposed to be harmonious and orderly from the viewpoint of humans. The reason why Natarajan was called the madman and the regimes like that of Hitler’s caused unforeseen destruction : humans can’t just surrender to the harmony. Ego structures are bound to fall sooner or later. There is a beauty in the wild another in the mix where humans meet the wild and yet another which is completely artificial. Most of the humans are limited to the third type. The first type needs you to have the owl vision.

2. I kept talking to the owls. Baby owls are cute. They mimicked my head. Couple of Genga birds above my head on the branches of the Neem tree. Their eyes are funny. Owls are creatures of stunning beauty. Today’s walk was a pleasure as there was this contrast from the last evening’s hubbub. Now that more people are coming on the ground : my evenings might become exhausting.

3. A policeman was talking to the tea stall guy. I only heard bits and pieces.

4. Reality is indeed stranger than fiction. Come to think of it: if you live like I have been living : it might be more interesting than a Hollywood flick. I have not watched anything which comes close to Inland Empire in the last five years. Even Inception has no match. Nothing of value was made by Nolan after The Dark Night. Interstellar was much ado about nothing and Lynch had an understanding which no other auteurs had. Rest of the filmmakers coming later on had shoddy mimicking of time travel movies made before. A Shammi Kapoor song : Baar Baar dekho…. Plays on radio of an autowallah. Lyrics is stunning so is music. Sometimes I flow with the ideal of quality of things reducing with the passage of time as depicted in Hindu Puranas. Take much talked about web series Dark which uses music by a German artist: Hollywood movies did it better. Music annoys. Overacting artists. In short, you take time to adjusted to the lingo of villagers and transport guys. Sun is hot.

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Potency of Obfuscation!

1. Saint Peter’s Royapuram is the green colour t-shirt worn by the cyclist on my way to evening job. I had seen such shirt during the lockdown phase one and now it’s only the first time after that. I greeted the old man who said he had bought it and knew nothing about it. Would look up Royapuram when I have time for it.

2. Before that a jeep full of people stopped me to ask the address of someone I didn’t know. The boy in the middle signalled me to lift my mask up. We all know it’s a charade. Another boy, a young boy with black mask does the role before me to compensate: though he knows that I would never need him to do that.

3. The student who has seen at least four big events in a month of our classes told about another quarantined clinic in his vicinity with a big question about why there was no news.

4. The street beginning from Maria Mata to old ITI was busiest today in the slot I returned from work. That’s in the last one month or so. Most of them were young people with rude language shaking gutka pouches. Why not; it’s the beginning of the month of virgin Mary as per the lunar calendar. Bhadrapada ends.

5. The kid made tea despite my asking him to not. He was talking about web history and making signs with left hand which looked like jerking off. Since he’s a teenager I can understand. He shows me pull ups and I tell him that at once I could do 18 pull ups in one set. Not anymore.

6. After having acquired the habit of shaking feet for some reason the young lady was sleepy again, therefore, I had to make her walk a bit which resulted in her measuring her height and she bumped her head into an electric switch as I was reading a book while the wire curled itself around the fan spindle. It was making an eerie sound while her mother was taking bed rest due to typhoid. I was slightly embarrassed to ask for an advanced payment but I had no monies honestly. And as she told me that she was going to take the healing from shaman in a village with her maid I spent about a minute listening to her. Why not. If I spend time writing about one of the employers I should do so for others as well. It’s only fair.

7. Grandpa with beard was there and the youngest sibling. The elder brother wanted to get feedback on the newspaper article where he was measuring the size of Okra with Kerala uncle whose family members uttered something to mean “Periya Puranam.” I recalled Ramalinga Paradesi. I knew about events beforehand but the cement laden laughing guy marking it twice for the kirana store was picking lines from an old blog. It was not mind reading and if it was I wonder why instead of spending so much on elaborate dramas they don’t pay me straightaway and we walk different ways.

8. The Chodron: Tibetan term. I love China. China is not my country but they do have beautiful women. If it’s because of eating snakes or snacks doesn’t matter to me. I closed my eyes for two minutes as the tea stall manager was arranging and the guy remarked : some people are so heavy that they can’t manage their own weights. Pay attention to the heavyweight. He was paid for he parked the truck where its pipe was throwing smoke in my face. I shifted my chair but his truck should be fined for pollution. The other guy who had a Shikha asked me if I was on a government duty. I said no. Then he further kept showing his big nose by being busybody nosegay margay grimalkin. I was thinking about riding a truck when it happened. And a deja vu.

9. The day was ruled by Venus, Rahu and Saturn. The tall guy in the town hall did look like a new one and I minded my mask lest they stop my passage for water balls. Samosa sellers are killing us poor people for they cost 15 rupees for two samosas and 10 rupees for one. It’s better to buy 4 chapatis from the shop librarian buys them from. He had pawned his radio for bread and a certain CM Mahauri was visiting him as a journalist when I refused to entertain him he didn’t manifest. I tried to taste my samosas well for I might not be able to afford them any longer. Bye bye Gopal Samosa agency.

10. An association for tutors who hike prizes. The day was eventful. Silent morning crowded evening. Somehow this city is the only city out of 52 cities in this state to have received least amount of rains: suggestion: look at the recent pictures of priests in Bhaskar where the water is touching the second or third step. I didn’t have time to visit the lake so bats came looking for me. Similarly: how come BMC Sagar is becoming the hidden euthanasia centre? Make it open and embossed and have me as the first participant willing to get out of here. I promise. Why waste so many resources on intimidating someone when they don’t want to be here anymore?

11. The next post shall be named Japanese Guava. He somehow needed a scooter for a fifty metre walk.

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Sacrifice

1. Chutki is used for jokeful remark in Hindi but for me it means peppermint mixture made and packaged in Delhi crows are singing ginseng songs. Gingerly gingerly I say unto thee: a bike slowed down. They had a man in the middle who laughed devilishly as it looked at me. The idea was either to heal me or to get their guy healed. Clearly I didn’t go to them so they might think I am a shaman as I exhibit consistency in certain routines. I don’t want to get into a discussion about the nature of the relationship between the two subjects, but it is evident that I have a lot of work to do.

2. The vice president of the village was waiting for me to salute him. It’s evident in the manner the event of theft was brought into my attention. Something else was made into something else. There never was any Corona. Now it’s absolutely clear that it’s a hoax to control populace when you’re on verge of 5G and revelation that AI is synonymous with Godhead. Now Wachowski brothers will be worshipped instead of Christ as they had foretold what twenty first century was going to be like. I haven’t seen any death by Corona in my neighborhood. None in my family or relatives. It’s not that I want to see them all dead because it’s not a Buddhist game where you’re supposed to be alone in the centre of empty universe which you repopulate. I can escape and it’s enough. I’ve got some money for myself.

3. The mysterious aspect of godhead vested in the government uses media and police both as limbs. The more you know more you’re worth. That sacrifice is a must: is an open secret but it’s not the manner in which it’s done. Why animal sacrifices result in rains? I almost always smell dead animals when it’s raining. The ancient gods are fond of sacrifices. Did Buddha fail here in India? He enlightened you to learn that sacrifice means interdependence of all phenomenon. Coexistence means leaving your place when it’s time for others to take it. But attachment to something prevents you from seeing the flux. Hence the corruption. Space is infinite. Time is infinite. There is no death and yet there’s is this game by the matrix : to scare people of death and aging and disease. I am out of here! The matrix is a process of “we are”.

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Spotters Wheel Heel Reel

1. Some mist from the air settles on my eyeglasses before I settle on the piece of chair under the neem tree. I cleanse it. I hear the birds and the vehicles of milkmen going towards the town talk something about the “halaal” and “haraam”: trefa and kosher of Jews. I see ultraviolet clouds on the eastern horizon with a pink hue as a kingfisher flies towards the wire bound to the poll. I see pieces of nets woven by spiders hanging in the air. Flying. Sparrows sing. Moon is visible in the Southern direction and I can see Moonflower too and a baby owl was opening its wings as I was passing through the railway station where I didn’t sit for tea as it was crowded. I have my children carry me to the town.

Five Marks for spotting the Moon

2. I have no children.

. 3. There are dogs smelling each other’s asses. Ashes to ashes dust to dust. You must assess the passerby. There was a girl whose face seemed to be frozen.

4. Since it rained last evening and some in night the weather is pleasant. I read back my ideas and find that I do like the sound of my own voice. I downloaded snake app after it was recommended by mister Sardana. Mister Sarda never catches cold and other girls try to mimick his reading style. I can watch videos again.

5. I can’t see the stick I had thrown in the bushes. The chubby guy said “jack” before he let me pass through his street. His lane was different and I could have passed in silence but he needed to weave a story which would be completed later in the day when Ironmen are hard at work with police. The kid in the big wheel did not speak.

6. The city is turning into the Gotham city of DC comics. I just threw a leech off of my feet. I got another job offer but it might be a trap. I clearly know the pain of demonstrating my skills before they hire me. I am not sure if this job will be a good one or a bad one.

7. I need monies for teas and croanies. I am no taxpayer because I live below poverty line. I need a job as I am hungry for some food.

8. And they say I consider myself above my station in life. Whatever works for you. I have had enough of my current job and would like to get a change. A guy released 9 mules opening a shutter where they were resting during the night.

9. I belong to the cabal of gutka spotters. They make their marks wherever they go. You should be ashamed of yourself.

10. I had ease of operation ration had finished Finnish dish met metempsychotic hotspot photoshoot tooth sabertooth Bluetooth headset go goanna. Remember to say thank you to your beautiful host.

11. The Sun is visible now. I salute it.

… 12. It was not very crowded today. The guy with swastika painted on the wall of his house owns a black dog and he wanted to make his presence known like the white loud girl wearing the sleeveless. Being youngsters they’re impressionable. As for myself: I didn’t want to leave any even in my school days. If I ever enquired them about something that had happened it was merely to test and learn about their cache and read only memory. To check if they were as mindful as I was when the memory was created. Now I’m saying this in my mind but it’s only a memory.

13. Venus entered the sign Cancer yesterday. It’s a Friday. People leave no opportunity to show that as a member of some cult or faction they have done something graceful and they remain oblivious to the dancing light which is the ground of reality . In a group of three people I was the only one to have escaped it.

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Probably Why I Prefer Mongolians!

Let’s focus on what patriarchs are talking about. The patriarchs are debating whether it is right to put children in power over adults.

2. The old librarian was talking aloud about the honey trap. The old librarian thinks that the honey trap is a good idea.

3. I wonder why grandma asked her grandson to tear the page off of the notebook. The one where I had written the homework. Was it all a trap because a certain uncle fell after a verbal dispute and somehow onus was on me, like that of real estate disputes of my father’s, divorce proceedings of my sibling’s, my grandfather’s disputes with local mafias and so and so on. I wonder how the notebook was torn.

4. It’s sure that none of them were just that : people taking tuitions because no matter how utterly honest I was : I was always more than just tutor. The Jain baby was to keep tabs on me. While my house was a good destination, his house was off the limits because he was disturbed. The poor kids from privileged colony were also to keep tabs or to eat time because police surveillance wasn’t enough. After I was taken away, they all developed cold feet. Forty feet, forty rupees. Read this tohu as homework assignment:

5. All suicides were because of me. I was responsible for all evils in their eyes. Blind to the core they knew not their own hearts or minds. They were misled by a few silly words from an old man.

6. You do remember the systematic gaslighting on my trip to Satna for the examination for the post of labor inspector. What happened in Panna? Why was my sibling in on it like he was in on recent goon networks? The silly man was behind the whole thing

. 7. They all wanted to teach me a lesson: all in the clutches of death, decay and aging. All jealous and hoarding dust particles. A beautiful mind John Nash. Only I did nothing worthy of Nobel prize like Piyush Jain yet. Ghanshi has settled here and now she’s been finding matches for me like those who sent girls on the water balls shop knowing fully well how such petty arrangements are made by people who are bored of their horrible existence. When I told Piyush Jain that I was going to give her a lecture on quantum physics, she asked me to be her guest at her friend’s house.

Tohulkamikazetabanidempotentateacuppitympanumbrashinduzambeauburginephriteofpassagewaywardensententiousulcustardentistrystuckedeniminaretinueulogygotenetsukeratosisalubriousoliloquyoyoublietteetotallerthantheeleechopinewoodoomsdayaddashboardentomologistarrastafarianinzaturtlespalierodomontadeucesspooloopholesecernumbatuftiffinnishinescafestoonooselineidimwithallmarksmanshiphoperandingdongombroonuchanapeonyingmashupushuplambdamsonneteerieightimittenettlesomeshugasconade

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The Noon

1. A crow is cawing. A squirrel is running. There is a layer of clouds in the sky. A dragonfly flies.

2. I took some waterballs and a tea. A woman joined in saying that onion is cheap these days. The waterballs guy was busy playing ludo online albeit his companion kept making noise until the woman joined.

3. Seeing an autowallah(the term was used frequently by Shobha De) I recalled how in morning hours I saw an autodriver going on backgear for more than 100 metres. It did seem strange because there was no apparent reason for the same.

4. Seismology gyrating tingling longastronomy tectonic architectonickelodian tonic supersonic Icarus rustic lanugo langouste ousted instead ted stalks

5. I enjoyed talking about the volcanoes but my student who has recently changed his routine to early morning hours practice of playing Cricket has been sleepy since last two days. I told him the difference between the pravrutti and nivratti.

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Zilch Nada Zero Cipher Shunya Void……

1. The first question is: why were the last two images deleted from my smartphone? Yes, the one where those two gutka shakers entered. Another where chubby guy was being smart with water ball friend: the fallen iron pillar and pitfalls?

2. The second question is: the new tenant was a police guy or something ? In a vest with a belt. Quite a shocker. The spitter, damsel, shaker. Shaker is a police. Is getting to construct a house in the vicinity of employers. Has first right on all damsels in town or in vicinity or is a righteous raksha bandhan type true to celibacy urdhvaretasa. In any case: please continue.

3. Shamans. Brooms. People repeating tips given by you to kids because they wanted you to teach or you were too abstruse so they wanted you to deliver something to chew onto or it is their way to create a conflict in the devil’s workshop where abbatoir incharge can’t bring in euthanasia or something. What’s it with forced value systems ?

4. If you don’t pay any attention to me: I would feel neglected and won’t ever bother you. That’s the best way if you think someone is evil. You know better: I am dangerous because I don’t belong to any faction yet you want me to participate into this or that faction.

5. Seeing is believing : beating animals stops the moment one pays attention but not eating animals. You know there are two prime judges : one is blind judge witnessing events based on as they are heard. Another : observes and it’s faster to jump to conclusions. Both of them work together when compassion is present.

6. A. Spitting B. Shaking Gutka C. Damsels not in distress, probably mistress. D. Words uttered merely to contradict what you said E. Highlighting class struggle. F. Name plates of presidents, vice presidents, priests, heads, subheads ad nauseum . G. Bullets and horns. H. Not taking care of your pets and babies. Rapid drivers, drunk dogs in chains. Loud blabberMouths early morning. Why did you shave your head? Because all my daddies died yesterday. Happy?

7. These indicators in the sixth are supposed to create some kind of triggers for subjects being tested. There are way too many idle people and no extraordinary jobs, employments, tools so employ masses like hounds like IT cells of this party or that to create conflicts and gasligting.

8. I would have told you : you’re ineffectual as far as shaping my opinions is concerned. Using technology to jam signal or to weaken someone by poisoning is different. I would be out of here the first thing in the morning if it’s an option. I neither like you nor dislike you. I understand that you don’t and it’s fine by me. Whoever you are.

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Zilch Nada Zero Cipher Shunya Void……

1. The first question is: why were the last two images deleted from my smartphone? Yes, the one where those two gutka shakers entered. Another where chubby guy was being smart with water ball friend: the fallen iron pillar and pitfalls?

2. The second question is: the new tenant was a police guy or something ? In a vest with a belt. Quite a shocker. The spitter, damsel, shaker. Shaker is a police. Is getting to construct a house in the vicinity of employers. Has first right on all damsels in town or in vicinity or is a righteous raksha bandhan type true to celibacy urdhvaretasa. In any case: please continue.

3. Shamans. Brooms. People repeating tips given by you to kids because they wanted you to teach or you were too abstruse so they wanted you to deliver something to chew onto or it is their way to create a conflict in the devil’s workshop where abbatoir incharge can’t bring in euthanasia or something. What’s it with forced value systems ?

4. If you don’t pay any attention to me: I would feel neglected and won’t ever bother you. That’s the best way if you think someone is evil. You know better: I am dangerous because I don’t belong to any faction yet you want me to participate into this or that faction.

5. Seeing is believing : beating animals stops the moment one pays attention but not eating animals. You know there are two prime judges : one is blind judge witnessing events based on as they are heard. Another : observes and it’s faster to jump to conclusions. Both of them work together when compassion is present.

6. A. Spitting B. Shaking Gutka C. Damsels not in distress, probably mistress. D. Words uttered merely to contradict what you said E. Highlighting class struggle. F. Name plates of presidents, vice presidents, priests, heads, subheads ad nauseum . G. Bullets and horns. H. Not taking care of your pets and babies. Rapid drivers, drunk dogs in chains. Loud blabberMouths early morning. Why did you shave your head? Because all my daddies died yesterday. Happy?

7. These indicators in the sixth are supposed to create some kind of triggers for subjects being tested. There are way too many idle people and no extraordinary jobs, employments, tools so employ masses like hounds like IT cells of this party or that to create conflicts and gasligting.

8. I would have told you : you’re ineffectual as far as shaping my opinions is concerned. Using technology to jam signal or to weaken someone by poisoning is different. I would be out of here the first thing in the morning if it’s an option. I neither like you nor dislike you. I understand that you don’t and it’s fine by me. Whoever you are.

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Tohu Minus Shit Hit Wickets Fan An Anschluss!

1. Enter Pandit { background music plays. Acharya Rajnish : pandit, purohit aur raajneta ; manushya ki aatma ke shoshak ( pundit, priests and politicians exploit free human spirit.) But sire: thou art also one politician. Remains to be seen on another planet. Shut up Zorba zorbing orb Bing . Dah! Khokar khokho kholi holi oli gastric tricks.} Now we know what it means when a politician puts a ban on something.

2. Has red kumkum on forehead: you singing bhajans, you kurmi. You are a bagula bhagat. You don’t take baths regularly. Not for the faint of the heart sire! The bird is alert only to hunt. The couple, together with the children, never left the woods.

3. How many rupees were you two paid? You’ll find the answer to this in the story of the two skeletons.

4. I mean for what? That’s what I have been saying.

5. For God’s sake forgot goat goatee? Here you can see the third pair of footprints, still wet, although it was a clear day.

6. It is about the drugs carte. The drug peddlers are the nine men in white.

7. You mean cartel… Eh? Cartel is a cartel, and a drug cartel is a drug cartel, and the two are not the same

. 8. Not just ganja junkies. No. No. Big monies. Hang on… I have to ask my dad…

9. You are neither a snitch nor a womanizer. You art not even a journalist. How may we buy you by mixing drugs in the tea. If you do not make that a question, you are not a journalist

. 10. Enter grandpa: the psyche was read by multiple junkies. It had more words than their vocabulary permitted them to absorb so absorbed they anyway wayward warden dense mesne natarajan. He was in no mood to answer questions.

11. The guys who were shaking pouches on panna naka, then before they entered the building, then on the stall belong to cheap nuts. What do they do, do they blackmail in the name of religion because they had no sex education or do they kill in the name of purity? The man did not answer her question.

12. Enter the rubbish guy one: the robbery was planned. The robbers were looking for valuables.

13. let’s play Kevin spacey everyone. I have also seen the usual suspects.

14. I think I should have answered the question.

15. Enter junkie number one: it was a white shirt. It was thirty lakhs not just twenty lakhs. Whole brigade iss, ips and ssss were searching through the forest.

15. Biyarna khali hu, shey (You have to pay, right?

15. Enter tutor: that’s why I saw my ranger uncle with grangers. Six of them early morning surly curlicues. My mom didn’t forget the keys without purpose now did she? The ring was on the table, on the right, on the side of the bed.

16. Bank money or garbage shop. Matters not. Fake news. I last saw my uncle on the August fifteen. Today I was late because I was watching on news things that don’t matter. Elections approaching. Let’s win another. If hone minister can say “ass” everyone in every nook and corner can say it. Why not. Politicians are entertaining better than entertainment industry hence the bellies. Be lies belies ie sly lyrically call calculable tables. We must be lazy enough to be amused at it.

17. Negative growth rate means : economy is healthy. Vedas say: money has 15 evils associated. We must control wealth from dangerous eyes.

18. Corona negative means healthy immune system. Similarly negative growth rates means economy is immune from black magic spells done by China, Pakistan and anyone else who doesn’t consider us equal to mongol dynasty’s amazing zing. The mongols though ‘nice’ they were negative and ‘bad’.

19. Way too many monks on the streets for some reason. Why? And new madmen and women. And why not? Let all hell